You wake up in Auschwitz

>>67033019
burn down jews since i'm white

Which side

>>67033019
lies, I wake up in my house

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>>67033019
I release some gas

>>67033019

Oh fug howd I get here

Send a postcard to mum

>>67033062
not according to hitler you weren't

>>67034665
I'm not slav desu

>>67033019
Wake up and going to my house because death camps are a jew lie

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O shid nod again :DDDD

>>67034717
>Russian
>Not a slav
I'm sorry to say, but poles, gypsies, and slavs are not human.

>>67033336
you think nazis ever joked about that?

>wew fritz, you just dropped a stinker nasty enough to gas 6 million juden

I stroll out the front gate since I'm a 6' 2" aryan master-race.

>>67034773
>poles, gypsies, and slavs
>poles and slavs
american_education.jpg

>>67035325
Hitler hated you poland, why are you denying it?

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I visit the zoo, cinema and theatre then go to a performace from one of the several fully-equipped orchestras. The go for a check up at the hospital or dentist then a quick visit to the brothel. Maybe end the day with a few lengths in the swimming pool. All these facilties existed in the "death camp".

>>67035428
poles are slavs you silly goose

>>67035457
What? No.
Poles are East Germanics.

>>67035689
bad meme

THE ONLY GIRL I'VE EVER LOVED

>>67033019
go to gift shop.

>>67034773
I have blue eyes and blonde hair I'm not slav

Take a selfie.

>>67041488
I actually took a selfie at that exact gate

Holy shit did I get some nasty looks from a few yanks in our group

do you want to play a game ?

>>67041594
Probably visiting Jews.

>>67038305
slavs can have blonde hair and blue eyes

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>>67033019

>>67033019
>another day
>another shekel

>>67033019
Drink with the nazi officers.

chimp out and feast on human flesh

>>67033019
Remind the guards that we were considering an Alliance and that Mexicans are honorary Aryans.

It's been the third time this weekend desu. Hopefully, I know we're the exit is know

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>>67033019

Go for a swim probably

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>>67047731

Maybe take in a concert

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>>67047749

Play a little bit of football

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>>67047781

Learn a musical insturment maybe

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>>67033019
>I apologise to the tour guide for falling asleep in Auschwitz and leave, embarrassed
>occasionally superstitious for a while afterwards, despite being rational enough to know better

>>67047908

make friends with walking potato with funny accent

Exactly why the Germans put "Arbeit macht frei" on the gates? Does it have anything to do with the Jews? Did the German tell the Jews that the work they do there would make them free?

>>67047932
>the potato's accent is not displeasing to your ear
>you both resolve to put the past behind you, and soon become friends