/brit/

plymouth is actually an alright place

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>>67027385

did not shag a single girl at uni haha

have lost my virginity though

I need a short and catchy name for my new app/website
not sure what it does yet, so don't ask

>>67027385
Gun on the right should be an AR15

Dad just told me not to kill myself when I inevitably fail uni. Thought this was a joke, currently re-evaluating

>>67027447
I'm about to ply your mouth open and shove my boot down there if you don't pipe down

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>tfw to intelligent for any part of 4chan except /brit/

>>67027397
I am in the exact same situation lad

Pussied out 3 separate times with girls I probably could have shagged.

>got pissed and told all my friends about the novel I'm writing
>they spent all night taking the piss, saying it sounds shit and calling me a bent cunt
>they're still roasting me in the group chat
>they've already put a bunch of shit about it on facebook

Fucks sake lads


>It's a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet.

BIG FUCKING CHOOOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgFwiCApH7E

>>67027464
Trapp (your tagline can be "It's a Trapp", like the meme)

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geaowf just sent me this

gonna upload some enticing large webms and waste the aussies bandwidth 2bh

/ah yes/ general

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https://discord.gg/geYYgd2

Oi

Post you're age

I'm 28

off to maccies lads

want anything?

why didn't the irish just eat something else instead of potatoes

>tfw too stupid for /brit/

>>67027464

Compu Global Hyper Meganet

or

interslice

>>67026941
>talk shite

what exactly do you mean by this? what do you say?

Cannot work it out, after I ask their name the conversation just suicides and we can both tell.

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>>67027483
>tfw to smart to keep my inteligeence confined to /brit/

>>67027464
spotifu

>>67027451
>>67027461
Very good posts

>>67027532
27 and eight months today.

Four months left to join the Forever 27 Club.

>>67027532
20 tb h

>>67027494
yes those are some funny quotes

would like to visit this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krak_des_Chevaliers

>>67027544
at the end of the day, we paid the price for being fussy eaters

>Want cigarette
>Down visiting friend
>He complains every time I come back into his flat of the smell on me

fs

Why are brits so obsessed with Americans. I'm not baiting, I want a genuine reply.

Go through a brit thread and there are loads of brits bringing up america, or americans without anyone them leading them to do it.

Same with the subreddits for brits, they are filled with topics about americans, or complaining about americans.

Even in british comedies there is often a reference to an american made fun of.

This just never happens the other way around. Go in /cum/ and no references of brits. Go on american subreddits and they hardly ever mention brits, american comedies NEVER mention brits.

Its really odd desu. I genuinely want to know what causes this.

>>67027532
I think I just turned 27
I could be wrong though

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>>67027605
your mate doesn't smoke or drink?

what no way

>>67027561
Can't usually remember m8

Think the general tactic is to ask them what course they're studying and roast them about it.

Then tell them I'm a med student and watch their panties moisten.

>>67027526
>pic
good taste

>>67027532
19

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Thoughts?

absolutely dreading the works christmas do

will almost certainly get too drunk and start cracking on to every woman in there

>>67027606
fuck off riley

>>67027579
remember getting a perm ban for announcing I just got a haircut

fucking nazi mods ruined /sp/

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if he was so hungry why didn't he just eat something?

>>67027532
22

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrcuWqw2tT8

rasheeds and tarquins don't have a problem with this

>>67027657
wow you dont eat much. impressive.

What language should I learn? French, Japanese or Italian?

People always talk about how "useful" a language is, but I already speak the most useful one so I may as well enjoy it.

>>67027565
>inteligeence

>>67027605
Such runt behaviour, my flatmates used to do this to me

>>67027680
Irish food is just THAT BAD

>>67027606
http://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/brit|british|britain/type/op/

>>67027494
That sounds like a really bent idea desu

>>67027532
19

Never met a girl who has heard of Max Stirner

>>67027658
>cracking on
what part of britain says this

>>67027397
>if I'd been told at 18 I'd still be a virgin at 20 I'd have just killed myself
why not do it now that you actually are then?

>>67027632
Are you actually a med student?

>>67027699
italian

>>67027710
dublin coddle is based. thats about it though.

>>67027695
I actually eat A LOT. The lads at work are always going on about how I never stop eating.

Some of those sick cunts go 12 hours without food day in day out and they're still fat....how?

>>67027701
>to smart

>>67027737
No, but I study biomed so I can pass as one for a few hours.

>>67027728
dunno but I'm from bucks

>>67027494
bit gay

but your friends sound like cunts m8

>>67027725
I post "Who?" then someone replied "LONDON" then we all have a laugh

>>67027699
>Japanese
>useful outside of Japan
consider which one you're going to use more

>>67027519
>tfw people make fun of Aussie Internet
>tfw most Canadians have pathetically low data caps on their home internet, 100gigs or less often.

this song is an actual tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhat-xUQ6dw

>>67027532
18

>>67027728
north east england

>>67027632
>Then tell them I'm a med student and watch their panties moisten.

Talking shit

I'm >>67027397 and also a med student and it's never helped me in person

although desu it's probably helped on tinder sometimes

>>67027712
a simple brit* would have sufficed

>>67027699
Spanish. Most widely spoken language on Earth.

the burning smell in the air reminds me of my time in the mongolia countryside, sleeping in a yurt and burning wood for heat

>>67027760
worst kind of cunt

there's a male nursing student who plays for the medics rugby team that gets roasted for telling girls he's a med student

>>67027795
You must be an ugly cunt then. Saying I'm a med student always gets the cunts jammy.

watch me swooce right in

>>67027740
It's what I'm leaning towards.

>>67027777
Yeah, I just watch a lot of old Japanese films and read translations of Japanese books. I think the amount of work required is highly disproportionate compared to what I will actually get from it though.

I am the man who arranges the blocks.

looking proper swarve tonight lads

N O V SAYS

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>>67027840
>comparing biomedical science to nursing

m8

watching a really good film that was made in 1986

Hold that thought-

*walks to the corner of the room*
*takes a piss*
*walks back to you*

You were saying ...

>>67027778
why can't you get unlimited?

>>67027886
*surreptitiously opens google*

>>67027831
Perhaps, but I dislike how it sounds. There's an elegance to Italian and French which I'd like to butcher with my Suffolk accent.

London here, keep hearing gunshots outside lads, I think the Brexit civil war has begun

ready for a night out on the tiles

>>67027629
He doesn't even drink caffeine

I would be less annoyed if he conformed to basic hygiene standards and didn't stink of BO himself

Second hand smoke would probably help improve the smell of his room

post something funny for once you stupid cunts

>>67027725
Then again if you aren't a 17 year left wing mongoloid on /lit/ why would you care about him?

something funny for once

Langar að nota tækiferið til spyrja icelad hvort hamborgarbúllan niðri á granda sé enn opin? Hef margar góðar minningar ef henni, þegar ég var 5-7 ára átti faðir minn stórt fyrirtæki (umþ 50 polski) niðri á granda og ég var alltaf hjólandi um það með BB byssu (sem löggiman tók)

kv. maður sem er alltaf að kalla þig pussyboi

Average age of a /brit/poster: 22.5

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hahahahahahahaha

>>67027847
I WONDER WHERE THIS FAT FUCK FLOATED IN FROM

>>67027923
I wonder if it's been long enough that I could do ketchup with rice again but pass it off as new.

>>67027885
tbf most nurses actually want to do it and aren't just medicine rejects

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>>67027967

>>67027699
>but I already speak the most useful one

Native English speaking translators earn a fortune

I'd learn Russian or Mandarin

>>67027481
doesn't work because you don't pronounce plymouth as ply mouth but plimuff

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>>67027778
>tfw to much of a geneuis to have data caps

>>67027953
I'm 21.5 nearly exactly

>>67028019
change the gun on left to a butter knife

*has had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane*

>>67027912
It's called ferris buellers day off

Loads of fireworks going off 2bh

>>67027843
Get enough matches on tinder desu

Think it's mostly being autistic more than anything

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ah yes, the so-called future

>>67028024
I hate the sound of Mandarin and I already like my job, which pays well. Russian is as useful as Japanese.

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don't remember when i last hugged a female

>>67028089
i know my doggo is terrified :(

seriously it must sound like atomic bombs to him

Mark absolutely crushing it on The Chase.

>>67028075
sounds weird in a paddy accent desu

>>67028019
>BREAKING NEWS: FAGGOT TAKES THE BAIT

>>67027585
Assassinate Obama on his last day in office, then suicide by cop

>>67027385
Watching the fireworks lads.

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Redpill me on these

regarding 67028126
news stations usually don't report on themselves though

>>67028111
think its a bit sadder that I can remember distinctly

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>>67027955
>vox

that settles it drumpf is finished!!!

>>67028141
The caramel ones are great

>>67028121
sounds sexy in a paddy accent desu

t. your ma

>>67028187
my what?

>>67028180
I disagree. They're too sweet for my taste and I feel betrayed when I bite in to what I think is a regular chocolate one and am met with a stringy sugary stodge.

*searches for some deeper meaning to life*
hmm no can't see anything

swiping my card like kaiba

>>67028111
Is that that catholic slut girl or something?

>>67027606
everyone talks about america a lot, you just dont speak all the languages. the reason why is because they are currently a dominant cultural, military and political force.

>>67027688
jesus christ

The gf is going through with her tickets to Ibiza lads.

Its a girls trip, but that almost makes me more worried

>>67028111
NEED a goff gf

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>>67028216
YER MAAA

>>67028253

no it's one of their mates
forgot her twitter

>>67028141
Boring biscuits for boring people.

>>67028254
is that why american men tend to have more sex, especially with british women? i know that i went over to britain once and all the girls i fucked could talk about was how effeminate british men are

saw some absolute runt wearing a black MAGA hat in Kensington yesterday

state of him lads

>>67028216
your aul one

right bout to head out with the boys buy loads of fireworks and set them off in the park for a laugh

Imagine what the blitz sounded like lads

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What did they mean by this?

>>67028276
She's gonna get ANGLO'D by a Brit on holiday

>>67028335
i remember being 15

>>67028335
are you 16

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Let's examine certain events which occurred within the past 12 months in this country:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rizwan_Farook_and_Tashfeen_Malik

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_shooting_of_Dallas_police_officers

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_shooting_of_Baton_Rouge_police_officers

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Orlando_nightclub_shooting

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Cascade_Mall_shooting

Is there something they call have in common?

>>67028335
are you 15.5

>>67028276
some brit or irish lad is going to ride her m8

>>67028355
gonna be a right laugh gonna play stormzy too
got a brand new adidas windbreaker and some new trackies to celebrate

>>67028309

don't even know what that means

>>67028335
Don't forget to tell your mum you'll be late home.

What's your all time favourite /brit/ meme? Mine's the one where we ironically pretend to hate pakis.

>>67028298
Do you know who Ant amp& Dec are?

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This election is essentially a choice of dystopia

Clinton becomes president = homosexual matriarchy tech gynocracy dystopia

Trump becomes president = neon 80s retro tech proto-fascist dystopia

There is no exit.

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>going out? Best be taking a FACKING poppy m8

>>67028386
google it then you fanny

*kisses you*

>>67028375
Yes.

They were all perpetrated by people with severe mental health issues.
America needs better mental healthcare

>>67028309
I bet it made your blood boil and then you remembered you're a spindly little 16 year old virgin who could be knocked out without him breaking sweat and you shrivelled up in a ball

lots of fireworks going off lads

>>67028400
really bad post

i'd rather be a comma than a full stop

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Really makes you think...

>>67028404

or what?

>go downstairs
>channel 4 news on
>muslim women with a huge fuck off beard being interviewed
>muh body positive shite
>next up, endorsement of Clinton

ah yes, don't we pay for this

>>67028437
not really, I just had a good chuckle about what a melt he looked

if he wanted to get brave I could have had him in the Chelsea and Westminster morgue within the hour

14 Used from £18.72
17 New from £17.52

>>67028433
>Muslims aren't right in the head

no need to point out the obvious you plimsoll

>2 yanks so far have gotten baited by the OP image

>>67027532
18

>>67028234
>>67028180

Dark chocolate ones are the best.

>>67028400
not sure how you reached this conclusion for either candidate, could you show your working

>>67028416
*Fucks you in the ASS*
How fucking dare you kiss me without my consent!

not sure how credit cards work 2bh lads

say if I buy something for £100 then if I paid it off a year later it'd be £118 (based on 18% APR)

but that'd be spread out over the 12 months with a minimum spend each month?

>>67028512
looking for a fleshlight mate?

>it's a "celebrity thinks their political opinions are to be held in a higher regard than anybody elses" episode

>>67028544
How about you eat shit

>>67028499
wtf i hate the tories the ukips the bankers bonuses now

>>67028550
I have a gold one that I never use

just take it out at bars to make sure slags know I have a few quid

Why do my farts smell so rancid the past few days.

Jesus christ.

>>67028550
don't get involved with credit you plonker

>>67028538
Well they only sell plain and chocolate in my local shop so I'll be private messaging you my address to send me all the flavours

>>67028098
>Russian is as useful as Japanese

You're kidding right? Russia's industry spread growth is second only to China. You could get a job in literally any field you wanted.

Literature is surprisingly the most highly regarded though, I considered it at one point but you need writing talent of which I have zero.

>>67028594
same lad

smells like something's crawled up my arse and died

>>67028561
That reminds me of the time I walked in on a friend performing cunnilingus on his fleshlight while looking at a picture of a Page 3 girl.

Owning one of those things is bad enough, but going down on one is on another level.

>learning a foreign language
>not just stubbornly sticking to English because it's the best language

ah yes they just happened to be there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miA8Td4oNcY

Need to become a Manc tbqh

>>67028550
you would pay £18 interest on it every month, i.e.£216 interest over a year, plus the £100. it's actually not a bad deal, you could probably easily make £500 if you invested 100 over a year.

>>67028594
you secretly like it though dont you

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Why am I such shite chat lads?

She was genuinely 10/10 as well

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>>67028630

someone please post some deano memes or tweets

>>67028545
*giggles with each thrust of your cock and wags tail*

>>67028608
Well, yeah, I suppose, but having to learn another alphabet is what puts me off a bit.

Watching Trainspotting with English subtitles

>strictly come dancing

Can't believe people actually watch this drivel.

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>>67028623
it didn't die!

>>67028550
yearly

SIX
PATHS

THEY'RE CALLING ME MADARA


seriously, what is it with black people and anime

>>67028596
had mine for years and never used it, nice to know i have money in emergencies

but yeah avoid that shit for any other reason

>>67028686
pictures

>>67028716
mum just turned the channel onto this

can feel my third eye crusting over

>>67028686
Should have sent some Finnish memes

>>67028550

Why not just pay £100 instead of £118?

CHAT

SHIT

GET

BANGED

>>67028716
>not snuggling with the wife on your sofa in your Barratt new build and chuckling away at Ed Balls' funny dancing

>>67028669
>£18 interest on it every month

what the fuck thought it was annual interest

if I pay off my outstanding balance at the end of every month I'd only pay off the amount I've actually borrowed?

do you only start racking up interest if you pay it off late?

>>67028686
you fucked it, should have spouted something to do with spurdo and :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Everyone ITT has to bully this fucking wimp >>67028686 until he cries, or you mum dies tonight in a firework display accident.

normies actually go to argos and buy stuff on finance and end up paying twice the price

boggles the mind

>>67028812
it is annual, google it you spanner

if you pay outstanding off by the end of the month there is no interest

>>67028751
I use mine solely for security reasons or one-off purchases.

99% of what I buy online is through debit, but sometimes I'll use credit because it's an extra layer of protection.

I will never buy anything if I don't have the money for it though.

>rented house in London
>Age old boiler has gone and I can't relight it
>Repair guy coming on Monday, showering and washing up from the kettle until then
>One of my housemates has been waking up with bites on him the last few days
>Reckon there are bedbugs in his room

Being in shared accomodation is very stressful. I just want a shitty studio again.

ah yes, the self-styled "credit", or as I've taken to calling it, "buying things with money you don't have"

>not making safe purchases on your credit card to build a good score

tsk tsk

>>67028686
Fucking KYS you wimp

>>67028652

eeeww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1X0AYvM9m0

>>67028686
You did good. Maybe she isn't interested because you're far away.

the only thing I would consider buying on finance is a car

anything smaller than that just save up for a bit

>not using a credit card
good luck getting approved for a mortgage or any loan you actual melons

>>67028829
I used wonga back in the day for my ketamine habit

hope that doesn't come back to haunt me

>>67028857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQb89-hgqdc

>>67028857
>showering from the kettle
how does that even work?

don't get what the issue is with having a credit card and only buying things you can afford with it

builds up credit rating + better protection against fraud

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Anyone know what the Irish lad meant by this?

>>67028686
neck yourself you autistic gimp

>>67028882
DROGS ON TOAST

>>67028896
>buying a house
>not just living in your parents second house

>>67028716

in the primitive days we'd be sat round the communal campfire watching ritual dances to ward off the devil

same mentality today just the ritual origin has been buried under cultural layers

Got a new Fiver from the shops lads.
Feels weird; like fake money almost.

>>67028857
>bedbugs

Move out anon. They never get them all, and no amount of money will solve it (short of burning the place down and rebuilding)

>>67028882
>2 shotgun blasts from a MG

erm

>>67028686
Fucking paki I hope you get skinned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

>>67028876
no idea what my credit rating is 2bh since I've never had standing orders or owed money

will never take a loan so that doesn't matter. what else does a good score give you?

Been biting this guy in him sleep the past few nights

>>67028882
Yeah? Seems like the ideal lifestyle!

>>67028914
>better protection against fraud

how?

>>67028857
London Is The Greatest City On Earth

>>67028606
Sorry lad, they are only for true anglo's, we can't have you finding out about our best kept national secret.

why do yank birds all have such fucking jutting chins and square jaws? it's disgusting

>>67028996
doesn't matter if you're apparently never taking out a loan

>>67028996
no credit history is equal to a bad credit history

>>67028686
You're supposed to say "Uusimaa nice girl".

>The Economist endorses Hillary Clinton

its over for Droneald

>>67029014
for big purchases you can get your money back if it's defective, like if you order something online

>>67028942
>ritual dances to ward off the devil
>anne widdecombe stomping about in a leotard

Hmm

>>67029055
oh fuck off

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>>67028754
Here you go
>>67028884
I'm down south to visit a friend at the moment, when I'm in my flat she's 2km away

>>67029087
PHWOAAAARRRRRRR

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>>67028686
>blocked out name
>"you matched with Krista on 25/10/2016"

>>67029014

http://www.moneysupermarket.com/credit-cards/guide-to-credit-card-protection/

>>67029087
smash her lad

>>67029054
I'm pure anglo

>>67029111
>what are surnames

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THE mainstream MEDIER

>>67028686
should've made fun of her autism while you had the chance

>non-brits don't do bonfire night

ah yes time to explain it to them

>>67029157
howling

>>67029136
think that ship sailed lad

>>67029073
I don't understand, why wouldn't you be able to do this with a debit card? And what about consumer rights etc?

my main problem with Trump and the Alt-right is that they are literally caricatures who you cannot take seriously on almost ANY level

being a caricature is fine, but not when you're about to become the president of the USA

Hilary is a complete cunt and all, but she's not a fucking cartoon character come to life the way Trump is. I often have a great time reading about random crazy leaders, present and past, in random third world countries who are almost endearingly ridiculous to read about ... but I don't feel comfortable with them being the leader of the free world

and I actually kind of liked Trump originally as I figured he might get real about things if and when his campaign gained actual traction

>There. I said it

>>67029176
>talking to non brits

have a word with yourself

>>67028904
fill half the kettle and boil it, fill the rest with cold water, get in the shower and pour the water on a flannel and wipe myself down with it. Then I use loads of shampoo on my hair and my ass/knob and rinse it off by pouring the water on my hair and down my back and on my knob

>>67028948
easier said than done mate. Still got 8 months on the contract

We think we found evidence of one bedbug, but we're not actually sure. He's thrown out his bedding and we can't find anything on the mattress, bedframe, carpet around the bed..

he keeps saying he wants to move out and he hates this fucking flat. He's got a really short temper too. He gets angry over the smallest thing (like me not doing my washing up even though it had only been on the side since the morning) and then he gets really heavy handed and starts slamming everything around. Really stressful.

>>67029157
creasing

THIS IS A SHOUTOUT TO MY EX

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>>67028283
Find it please

>>67029153
tinder only shows the forename you utter wankhead

The word homophobic is pretty gay 2bh

ANY RADICAL CENTRISTS IN HERE LADS

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>rhotic accents

>>67029190
debit card providers aren't obliged

>>67028686
christ lad, all you needed say "are you sure you don't come from fineland ;)"

Wish I had friends to do things with. Everyone's settling down with girlfriends and that shite.

>>67029071
Glad I cancelled my subscription to that shitrag a few years ago, since they got a woman as an editor they've gone completely downhill. Not even worthy for bogroll these days

doing a stiff willy

>>67027950
upp

>>67029157

caterwauling

>>67029111
Oversight m8

Doesn't really matter anyway

>>67029234
t. NOO YAHKER

off to maccies lads

want owt?

>>67029254
pics PLEASE

would genuinely shatter the next Irish povvo runt who acts like he's allowed to post in these threads

I'm 6'9 and built like a Surrey Ox

>>67029200
Bedbugs can survive for 2 years without feeding in hibernation, then wake up when they sense increased carbon dioxide (since CO2 = animals breathing = dinner time). They live in tiny gaps in the bedframe, the footpads of chairs, under carpet and laminate, behind skirting boards, etc.

If it's bedbugs, they're still there. New bedding won't change that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjS6OdY2dBQ

>>67029278
cornetto

>>67029176
Explain to all of them except the Britaboos that think they're cultured because they've seen V for Vendetta.

why is hotukdeals full of psuedo-middle class

>>67029087

bet it's psychology at MMU

>>67029278
A pack of orange Clubs m80

>>67029190
section 75
but if you buy from reputable retailers it's not an issue

>>67029300
le goblin cuck

I don't know
I don't care
All I know is you can take me there

>>67029215

tfwywncomkf
https://twitter.com/disxgraced/status/712219158251966464

Its so easy to fuck british women as an american.

European women absolutely love american cock because of how famous and powerful we are as a country

>>67029336
Always imagined its full of inner city pakis who talk like they're black

>>67029238
>>67029190
I've done it with Barclays debit before, just called them up and requested payment reversal. Banks are ultimately insured along with creditors if a dispute arises so customers can do what they want.

>>67029404
t. basement dweller

>>67029300

so brave to come out as a Hillary support

#I'mWithHer

How to get over oneitis?

>>67028857
All this can be yours too, for a modest sum of £800pw

>>67029492
shag 10 different women

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>>67029404
>Its so easy to fuck british women as a human male

British girls are slags anon, you'e not special

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>>67029300
The nose knows

>>67029447
right that's it cunt you're coming outside with me

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>Its so easy to fuck british women as an american.
>
>European women absolutely love american cock because of how famous and powerful we are as a country

>>67029530
>>67029530
>>67029530

>be south carolinian living in UK
>met a girl from minnisota while I was out yesterday
>never heard that accent IRL in the states
absolutely vile accent

>>67029492
Focus on other girls that you think are extremely attractive

Spread it out a bit and it helps

>>67029525
2,3,1

>>67029525
>nutella sandwich

>hillary and isis are funded by the same people
AH YES

>>67029556

the Fargo accent?

>>67029444
they can do it, but aren't obliged like credit card providers are

>>67029294
I know, it's really shit. Hope the landlord pays out for an exterminator. If not I have no idea what the fuck we're gonna do. Probably just throw diatemaceous earth everywhere and hope for the best.

Reckon we can get the contract annulled if the bedbugs won't go?

>>67029527
he actually is jewish

>>67029492
not possible without giving it a year
go and fuck someone if you're attractive enough / willing to give out money

>>67029196
felt the same way about cameron 2bh

never really liked him but he always looked and acted as a prime minister should

>>67029610
Of course he is with a fucking nose like that, literally the whole point of my post

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>the Fargo accent?

>>67029492

complete no contact is one way (NEVER look at her social media)

the only true way is the transfer your feelings to another girl. you're fucked for life, what you have is a form of OCD.

lots of interracial couples on strictly tonight haha

just a coincidence right

Going to Dublin in May
I'll be fighting any and all Irish cunts who are up for it

>>67029664
you seem tense

>>67029707
Of course he is with a fucking reply like that.

>get really drunk

Every fucking time