Dear muslim dudes

>>67017361
No, and even if I wasn't Muslim, I wouldn't drink alcohol.

Funny how all the 9/11 hjackers partied it up in night clubs before they killed all those innocent people.

What did they know? Perhaps there is no afterlife?

>>67017638
those "innocent" people supported the slaughter of thousands of innocent muslim through their tax money and their elected government

>>67017715
You need to leave NOW Mehmet

>>67017715
t. abdul

>pork
I ate your mom's pussy last night

>alcohol
I kissed your mum last night

>>67017715
aaaaajkjkjk

>>67017715
t. Rasheed

>>67017361
No.

>Pork

Yes, although I have to say I don't really like it. I'd pick chicken and beef over pork any day.

>Alcohol

Try to keep it to a minimum and I hide it from my mother (she knows though). Last time I got drunk was last week, before that many months ago.

I did drink a few beers with my father once. Though he always discourages me to drink.

>>67017715
Kek if you believe American citizens support half the shit our government does. You are just a vengeful person.

>>67017715
It's not ever justfied to go after civilians in Islam. Proper jihad is against warmongering politicians.

>>67017715
>>67017865
>UK and Germany
nice

>>67017361
No

>>67017865
Then you're not a muslim anon.

>>67017463
That's unironically the attitude of edgy 14 year olds over here. That's until they go to a party and realize qties are having fun while they are stuck in a corner talking to the beautiful on the inside landwhale.

Imagine a lifetime of that.

Ex Muslim
Had pork a few times, hope to one day try more non-human meats that are taboo in USA
Never have had and never will have had alcohol, marijuana, hard drugs, tobacco, etc
Try to avoid caffeine as much as possible

>>67017930
[bombs internally]

>>67017715
LOOK A CTR!

>>67017715
>innocent Muslims
That's an oxymoron

>>67017715
>Elected Government
It's all an overpriced show. We have no real fucking say. Now go back to making people Kebabs.

Only twice

First time my half-brother whose isnt religious let a bottle of 12 year scotch on the table, drinked a glass, almost threw but i recovered quickly, tastes like shit tbf

Second time drank a whisky-coke glass with friends, just got me hotter but still tastes like shit

>>670177onefive
>8 replies
Good b8

>>67017954
>>67017865
>>67017715
>>67018015
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAjj

>>67017715
Fuck off back to your sandy shithole Achmed

>>67018015

And no pork ofc, tenia isnt my thing

>>67017925
Only Allah can judge me.

Too much diaspora in this thread

> it's a Europeans pretend to be Muslims episode

>>67017361
I'm not muslim anymore

no for both

>>67018168
Soon they won't have to pretend.

Sharia Deutschland

>>67018085
If you intentionally eat pork and drink alcohol, your good deeds would not be accepted.

>>67017361
>alcohol
Of course. You'd be hard pressed to find anybody in aus under 30 that hasn't had a few sips here and there since they were 14/15/16.
>or pork?
Fuck no that's haram.

>>67018085
>Only Allah can judge me.
No. Every muslim knows that in Islam you are punished both in this world and the after life, and that you ask for forgiveness and avoid the later punishment.

Ever heard of the Shariah ?

>>67017361
Alcohol yes. Not too hard to get.
Pork no. Don't think I can get it here.

>>67017463
>>67017861
>>67017954
>>67018015
how do you spend a day without booze lmao

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>>67018396
do you fuck little kids?

>>67017361
>alchohol

According to Rumi, wine is halal for upper-class people, only banned for commons,, so I always drink.

>pork
except for fried bacon, it is shit as chicken,

>>67017361
All Muslims drink here.Not sure about pork,since pigs are not common here,so even christians don't eat pork most of the time

>>67018215
>>67018353
Did you just assume Allah's intentions?
>>67018406
I honestly don't get how you can drink every day and not feel sick.

Unless by booze you mean a glass of wine.

>>67018215
But you're not Allah- your opinion is entirely irrelevant. It's his life- with his own free will. Hence why he said what he said.

Good. More bacon for me.

Fuck Allah and his pedophile con man.

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>>67017715
It's always a German flag
always

>>67018353

Ever heard of 14:4 ?

>>67018473
I fuck older men. Never had a thing for kids and girls.

>>67017361
i used to drink everyday.

>>67018406
you pray to God to help you make the day without killing anyone

>>67018476
>implying you're not a Tengrist LARPing as a muzzie

>>67018491
>Did you just assume Allah's intentions?
You're aware that the Qur'an is the word of God, and that the Sunnah is based on the teaching of his prophet, who recieved his message through angel Gabriel ? I'm not assuming anything, i'm following his will

Well i'm not because i'm an apostat but you should since you're muslim

>>67017361
I have never drunk alcohol and I am not Muslim. kek

>>67017361
>Have you ever had alcohol
no, I Drive
>or pork?
no, I never eat pig, pigs are pigs

>>67018569
I was mostly just joking.

I'm not really religious, but it's still a part of my identity and I do want to end up getting a Muslim wife because I don't want my kids to become transgenders.

But that's really it. I do try to minimise my drinking, not because of Islam but because of modern medicine proving that alcohol is very dangerous.

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>>67018569

T. Éric "zebbour omek" Zemmour

..wh exactly is it forbidden for Muslims to eat pork? Aside from 'look it's written in this book.'

Is there one good objective reason not to eat pork?

>>67018697
Non-believers dressed a pig as Mohamed and he never got over it

>>67017463
Do you hate fun?

>>67018697

More risks to get tenia, and pork was impossible to conserve in semitic lands, thats why it was forbidden in every semitic religion

Never had pork, and I've been drinking ever since I converted from Islam to Judaism.

>>67018759
Muslims have no sense of humor.

Have ever seen one laugh that wasn't laughing at another's misfortune?

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>>67018558
the most alcoholic people i have seen in my life were Erdoğanists, pic related, average AKP supporter family,

>>67018406
By just nog drinking. I'm a good muslim. I fast during ramadan. Pray 5 times a day. Do friday prayer. Not drink alcohol or eat pork. Cover my aurat and even if I can not having any skin to skin contact with any girl that isn't family.

>muslims don't drink
>I couldn't trust a man that doesn't drink
>muslims aren't trustworthy

iconic pottery

>>67018813
Palestinian?

>>67017904
UNTRUE ACCORDING TO THE QURAN

pork tastes like shit anyway

>>67018817
Thats true, my running theory is that they have underdeveloped artistic sense, zero creativity because religion blunts your critical judgement

I believe all of Europe's renaissance and industrial success can be traced to greater interhemispheric communication. I am 75% sure it will be confirmed in the coming 3 decades

>>67018829
So you eat pork?
Even the least religious muslim I've met here ha a huge aversion to pork.

>>67018846

Holy shit lol

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>>67018898

>pork tastes like shit anyway

I agree, beef is where it's really at.

>>67018876
I used to be.
But honestly muslims disguist me. I don't want to be affiliated with Arabs or with Islam.
Judaism is much nicer, and Israelis are nicer than arabs in general.

>>67017361
>tfw can't drink alcohol due to panic disorder
>tfw not even muslim

at least I had bacon this morning.

>>67018846
lol allahcuck

I haven't prayed for 5 months and I am waiting for a thunderbolt to strike me anytime

>>67018935
Israel is always right

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>>67018501
>breaking taboos

>>67018935
I thought Islam was a universal religion?

>>67018896
No.
http://1000gooddeeds.com/2012/11/20/10-islamic-rules-of-war/

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>>67018491
Emptied the beer and almost done with the wine. Rarely do i feel sick tb h.

>>67017361
I'm not Muslim but I have only had alcohol on one occasion.

It turns out alcohol and crazy don't mix well.

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>>67018949

>can't drink alcohol due to panic disorder

How does that work? Wouldn't alcohol make you much less likely to panic? It's Chad-Elixir to me.

Not a Muslim but I've never drank alcohol and never will.

>>67017895

majority of americans support torture

A pig is a disgusting animal. It bathes in shit. Would you eat rat? Same thing.

I would never disrespect my religion by drinking and abusing my body like the westerners.

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>>67017715
>innocent muslim


eat shit, t*rkroach.

>>67017361
>pork
i had bacon, it was fine but there are much better charcuterie meat.
since bacon in turkey is imported, its very expensive. paying that much money to eat forbidden food is fedora tier.
>alcohol
from what ive seen, only the old religious women oppose it. there is big tax on alcoholic beverages and beers are very bad quality.
only time i drink its with friends or to forget.

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>>67017463
>>67017861
>>67018015
You seem devout
Faithful of muslims is really respectful
I can't be strict to myself like you

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>>67018532
isnt that pretty haram?

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Yes.
I am barely Muslim. I am more of a fatass, and being a fatass is my lifestyle.
I just love the smell and taste of food and in that moment I forget any religion.

My most shameful moment was using a koran to hide a ham sandwich from my father when he came downstairs. When he left the room I ate the ham sandwich, then ate the entire koran because some of the ham had touched it.

I also have eaten raw bacon and got food sickness. I did not want my family to find out I had sickness from haram meat so when they found my vomit in the toilet I pretended to be suffering anorexia. I am overweight anyway but now they force me to eat 4 meals per day and I am getting fatter.

>>67019252
Tell that to my dick

>>67019003
I don't know about Islam. but ever since I remember myself living in an Arab village my life has miserable.
We're (im not anymore but for the sake of it) unclean, hotheaded, primitive, lazy and sly.
I've seen dozens of family members falling for Islam. You can't talk to these people. They're simply INSANE.
Arabs in general care about honor way too much. I've seen people DIE over parking lots, shooting each other with illegal amo.
So I was like "I'm done with this shit" and moved (basically ran but still) to a Jewish city called Maale Adumin.
They were suspicous at first but when they saw I was being serious they helped me convert, I live in Haifa now, as far as possible from my family, and under a new Hebrew name.

>>67019233
>since bacon in turkey is imported
Wat wy? I thought Turkey was secular?

>>67019166
Ah, so you're vegan then?

>>67019316
they dont grow pigs in farms in turkey.
some places import those for christocucks.

>>67018915
>So you eat pork?

very rare, sometimes fried bacon when I go to the West,

>Even the least religious muslim I've met here ha a huge aversion to pork.

true, alcohol is not very big taboo for muslims because its very good thing, so as i said even conservatives drink it in my country, but if you have not eaten pork since your childhood, its smell and taste will disgust you, it is why they hate it.

>>67019166
Pigs are actually relatively clean and hygienic animals.

The stereotype is only true in third world countries and in extremely poverty stricken parts of the world, where in order to lower the cost of raising animals, owners mix the animal feed with other stuff (sometimes shit) Modern husbandry in a modern country would never allow something of the sort, so for the most part pigs are as clean as any other animal in the modern farm.

Isn't there a part of the quran that says something like "It's totally cool to eat pig if you have no choice though, truly allah is most merciful" or something?

>>67019120
It just gets me jumpy and makes me unable to sleep. After a single cup I'll spend the entire night shaking in bed. I'm 99% these symptoms are in my mind though.

>>67019316
No proper pig farms because it is extremely unpopular, some exist but they sell their entire inventory to hotels. You can find cheap wild boar from hunters if you search hard enough

>>67017715
Why is it always germany?

>>67019312

>that stockholm syndrom

why arabs are so stupid ?
Literally worse than kurts

>>67019285

this is pretty good pasta imo i'll have to use it when some british muslim starts talking shit about the US

>>67019435
>It just gets me jumpy and makes me unable to sleep.

How is that possible?! It should have the complete opposite effect. Intradesting...

>>67019043
yeah except people you're at war with are not considered civilians

>>67019435
Does sugar accelerate/instigate these episodes?

The excess calories may be a factor, but a alcohol is a natural CNS-depressant

>>67019406
>>67019456
Why is eating pork looked down on? I heard from other Turk users on /pol/ that people in Turkey were super irreligious, culturally more European than Middle Eastern and hated the fuck out of arabs/pakis/SEA.

Waz this?

>>67019435
In islam you can do just about anything besides harming others if you don't have a choice.

>>67018794
It's not that I hate fun, I just think drinking alcohol is retarded and useless, it destroys your health & mind, it destroys families, I don't see anything positive to it And I can't myself drinking myself to death at some party and laughing at retarded jokes and throwing up my guts just because it's "fun"
If someone else wants to do this they're free and I won't stop them but imo alcohol adds nothing but destruction
>>67018896
No
>“Allah does not forbid you to deal justly and kindly with those who fought not against you on account of religion and did not drive you out of your homes. Verily, Allah loves those who deal with equity.” (60:8)

forgot to mention. its very easy for underages to get booze here. most stores dont care about laws.
so kids dont have to deal with id stuff like in 1st world countries. same for tobacco too.

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>>67019629
> grab qt hijab girl by the pussy
> tell her you're sorry, but you didn't have a choice
how do i convert

>>67019768
>same for tobacco too.
Same here, unfortunately

>>67019737
"And fight with them until there is no more fitna (disorder, unbelief) and religion is all for Allah"
"I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them"

>>67019737
The mandatory response: moderate consumption of alcohol has beneficial long-term cardiovascular effects

Which does corroborate the Baqarah Verse somewhat

>>67017954
>Try to avoid caffeine as much as possible
Why??

Do Israeli Jews eat chicken much or is that more of a European Jew thing? I remember my grandmother calling chicken soup Jewish Penicillin.

>>67017954
Try camel and then kangaroo meat (it'll be hard to find in america and in low quality but it's GOD given stuff)

>>67019628
It is a preference. Turkish people don't like pork or even chicken that much. They prefer beef.

>>67017715
>defends mooslims
>german flag
Yup, that checks out.

>>67017361
No, I not anymore ever since I embraced Islam in 2008.
Even when I was a strayed sheep, I won't consume pork because I don't really like the taste and on alcohol, it was a one time deal only, just because I lose a stupid teen bet.

>>67019250
Eeeehh??
I thought Japan non-religious rules are almost as strict, no? Can you follow the strict Japan rules?

>>67019435
>"It's totally cool to eat pig if you have no choice though, truly allah is most merciful" or something?
To satiate the hunger, yes. But never for luxury or for fun.

>A food for thought:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/what-happens-you-stop-drinking-9185423
http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/729103/quit-drinking-before-after-photos-people-giving-up-alcohol

>>67020060
>No, I not anymore ever since I embraced Islam in 2008.
Why? Are you a real Malaysian or a Davido-kun?

>>67017715
Every fucking time.

>>67019628
well, not really.

Adalet ve Kalkınma Partisi 18.864.8642 m. (erdogans' party, some of them drink alcohol, never eat pork)
CHP - Cumhuriyet Halk Partisi 11.518.0703 m.(secular-left, they are alcoholic, they can eat pork)
MHP - Milliyetçi Hareket Partisi 7.519.1684m. (nationalists, Alcohol-yes, pork-never)
HDP - Halkların Demokratik Partisi 6.057.506m. (Commie Kurds-can drink and eat pork)

This is all you need to now about cultural structure of Turkey.

What is it with muslims and pork?
Even the bosnian "muslims" here who get drunk pretty much every day would never touch pork. There must be some serious brainwashing going on.

>>67020187
Kurds are split among really conservative Muslims and communists, right?

>>67019867
Did you even read the verse before and after that kaffir-triggered-verse?

>>67020187
Why lie? Turkey is just as Islamic as any other middle eastern country

Yes you say that you "can" drink alcohol but if you do then you'll get beat up

If you're gay you'll probably get beaten to death

>>67019911
I'm the guy you replied to
Really it's because I don't respond to it well. My parents are huge tea drinkers but all it does to me is make me tense.

>>67019737
>blowing yourself up is also retarded and useless. It destroys body and mind.
Why so many double standards?

>>67020274
It's much simpler than you think. Pork is easy to avoid, there are lots of other meats out there, which taste equally good if not better, and muslim cuisine has no pork so you can easily avoid it.

alcohol is harder because there is no easy non-haram substitute for getting drunk

look at yemenis/somalis, some of the craziest most conservative muslims - they still all chew khat even though it's a drugs by all definitions

>>67020357
Obviously that fellow hasn't blown himself up yet.

>>67019628
Not super irreligious but they usually bend the rules of what they believe, its a bit of a hypocrisy desu.
Everyone who says he is musl*m would not eat pork but some of them would still drink alcohol(don't know the percentages and it probably changes depending on region)

>>67017463
I bet you don't work.

>>67019867
You are picking things out of context, these verses were against pagan Arabs who were always slaughtering Muslims
>Allah only forbids you to turn in friendship towards such as fight against you because of [your] faith, and drive you forth from your homelands, or aid [others] in driving you forth: and as for those [from among you] who turn towards them in friendship; it is they, they who are truly wrongdoers!” (60:9)
The prophet's uncle wasn't Muslim. He persisted on being a disbeliever. Why wasn't he killed? Because he didn't participate with the pagans who were killing Muslims.

>>67020313
>Yes you say that you "can" drink alcohol but if you do then you'll get beat up
This is not true.

>If you're gay you'll probably get beaten to death
This is kinda true haha. Maybe not to death but you'd get bullied pretty badly and get the shit beaten out of you.

>>67017361
Alcohol- yes
Pork- Fuck no.

>t. Turk

>>67020274
>mfw even muslims in the balkans get shitfaced on a regular basis

Balkans must be bacchus playground

>>67020357
Sucide is haram

>>67020357
>muh virgins

Joke's on you Mo. They're fellow NEETs.

>>67017463
Missing out dude. Cmon a beer wont hurt.

>>67020512
Do suicide bombers consider themselves in conflict and killed by the enemy when they blow up then? I don't get the mindset.

>>67019628
>eating pork looked down on
So they boast of how devout they are

>>67020313
Drinking alcohol and fucking homos are guilty pleasures of oh so devout conservatives since Ottoman times. They will beat homos and curse drinkers at daytime but they get shitfaced and seek trannys on highways not so discreetly when night gathers

>>67020300
They are not split, they just give that image depending on who they are dealing with.
K*rdish citizens are usually conservative musl*ms.
The terrorist ones such as pkk(k*rdistan workers party) claim to be commies, however their biggest ally is U.S.A., so the commie thing is just for le freedom fighter image.

>>67020595
It's always haram to [intentionally] kill yourself even in jihad
There was a hadith about some guy who was in jihad and got a sword inside him
He pushed the sword inside himself so that he'd die quickly
So the sahaba went to the prophet and asked him about it
He said that's he's in hellfire.

>>67019458
i was just fishing for (you)s, friend

>>67020651
You have trannies in turkey
?

>>67017865
>I did drink a few beers with my father once. Though he always discourages me to drink.
this seems paradoxal

>>67020781
https://youtu.be/k5iozM5ZiNE

>>67017361
Yes for both.
I still drink occasionally .and I didn't like pork, was vastly disappointed by bacon after everyone was hyping it.

>>67020313
>lie

it is the official results of June,2015 elections of turkey, can't you use google?

>if you do then you'll get beat up

hundreds of people from your country are drinking beer on streets right now in my town, oh wait, how can you now that my poor friend?

>>67019562
It's up to people's interpretation of who are civilians in this case.

>>67020399
simply this!

>>67021146
Calm down Osman

>>67020932
The father knew alcohol was harmful, and warned his son against it.
Healthy parents will always want their children to have better lives.

>>67021009
Fatih Sultan Mehmet bunları görse Istanbul'u fethettiğine pişman olurdu

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>>67017715
>people fall for this bait

where did all the newfags come from

>>67021433
/pol/, they are the new neo-/b/

>>67020154
I am a real Malaysian,a native Sabahan of Borneo.

>>67018019 is still relevant, how can ta/int/sniffers be so gullible

>>67021432
Bunu Güzel Radu'ya söylesene deliğanlı

muslims just stop being muslim ffs
like half of these disgusting filths would look normal without their ratty beards.
i hate fucking muslim
t. guy who lives in muslim majority area

if you live in an area with internet and first world amenitites you have ZERO fucking reason to be muslim

>>67022202
But I thought muslims in russia were the cool ones

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Westerners seems to think that all Moslems are very strict and devout, but it's not always true. I knew lots of guys in university who considered themselves Moslem but basically picked and choosed which rules they followed. They al observed Ramadan but had no problem with eating pork or drinking. Moslems tyically don't eat swine but that doesn't mean they are terrified of pig/pork the way a lot of us seem to believe.

muslims are fucking twats

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all these goddamn alkies ITT trying to get non-drinkers to drink

if someone had never drank soda would you tell them to start drinking soda? Or would you think it's good that they are avoiding something proven to be quite unhealthy?

You guys are tards and >>67019737 is right. You can drink if you want but it's stupid as fuck to encourage other people to be unhealthy because you think it makes you seem more grown up.

t. anon much older than most of you who drinks occasionally but realizes its a stupid thing to do and non-drinkers should be encouraged to stay that way if they want

Alcohol yes, pork no

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>>67022202
but beards are "in" for any religion and race nowadays

>>67022202
>if you live in an area with internet and first world amenitites you have ZERO fucking reason to be muslim
explains why your neighbors are still muslim then, you inbred commie fag

>>67017930
Vete a la chingada. Nunca voy a tomar alcohol, sabe de la verga.

>>67019312
Well God bless you anon.

>>67019312
gee anon..youve been bait by jews

>>67019840
Who's she?

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>>67017715
>german flag

CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>67017715
*muezzin cry intensifies*

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>>67017361
>Alcohol
Never, smells like shit
Staying conscious and keeping clarity at all times is too precious for me to do drugs. Plus the only beverage beside water that I don't find disgusting is tea.
>Pork
When I was 4-5 years old I used to eat at school because lazy mom, and they weren't aware about the "halal" thing at the time. I remember it well because I didn't understand why my teacher panicked when she saw me eat (pork), I didn't even understand what I was eating at that age lel. But for some reason she knew muslims don't eat pork and that I was muslim
That story aside, I don't really like meat and fish.

>>67018915
it's not aversion, it's just that it is entirely unnecessary. there is no alternative to alcohol, but there are lots of alternatives to pork -and personally the alternatives are better than it-

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>>67020187
>hdp
>commie kurds can drink and eat pork
lmao

I'm down to try some alcohol.

It sucks when beer was practically created in the Middle East and yet we can't drink it.

Pork is a no-no for me regardless. It looks disgusting.
Personally, I'd have a hard time choosing between dogmeat and porkmeat. They're both equally repulsive choices in my eyes.

>>67019312
JEWED

>>67039874
Translation?

>>67018697
Because they think it would be cannibalism

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>>67019285

>>67017361
Never did. Never will in shaa allāh.

>>67041528
How's the eighth grade going bud? Having a good time? Making friends?

That's alright lil man. Just be yourself and they'll accept you one day.

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>>67041910
Forgot your pic, no worry I got you.

>>67018795
The general public back then probably didn't listen when they were told "hey you'd get sick if you ate that" but they followed when told "it's banned to eat pork because religion!"
Must have been quite hard for whoever in power to control those dumb people.

>>67017361

Pork- Once by accident. I honestly didn't taste it, but someone put bacon in a burger, and I took a bite.

Alcohol- Got drunk once, felt super dehydrated. Hated it, stopped and made tawbah.

i live in amerca

>>67019252
there was some statistic shit i was reading where like, Pakistani's watch the most gay porn out of all countries.

>>67017638
Jihad = guaranteed place in Heaven (according to Al Queda and stuff)
They were partying because it was ok for them.

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>>67019285
How do you even eat the entire Quran????

>>67017361
My dad is an alcoholic, and I've drank ever since I was 18. I come from a long line of Muslims from Egypt. Back home, my family were part of the Ulema (Islamic authority), and we are considered pure Arabs with Hashimid blood.

I don't know why, but my parents are really secular. Women are far more pious. Men tend to just put up the religious mask and slip into hedonism when in private.

>>67017361
I had both. I dont mind pork but i despise alcohol.

Had drinks plenty of time in college in the US, also might have accidentally ate a pork bone soup. It was fcking delicious.

>pork
Never and dont feel like ever doing so

>alc
Once, I drank at my buds 16th bday, probably around 10-12shots, once I was home I vomitted for half an hour, my dad laughed his ass off the entire time

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>>67017715

>>67045503
There is a gay older Muslim man on /m/ too.

>>67026005
I agree. I only drink occasionally as well. I have been cutting down on Soda lately too.

>>67017715
You did a good job on getting them friend.

>>67022783
This, a lot of muslims seem to not mind a little bit of drinking. I don't know many that will eat pork, surprisingly.

>>67017361
>pork
Eaten a few times
Not really impressed

>alcohol
Several times since college, I love me some vodka. Haven't drank in awhile tho
Can't wait till I turn 21 in a few months.

>>67019312
>being jewed
>not just being enlightened by your own intelligence

s.m.h

Reading this thread made me realize im a degenerate

>>67019285
hahahaha

>>67018935
Please prove this somehow. I'm interested in your story.
How hard was it for you to convert.
Are you orthodox or ultra orthodox now?

>>67019312
Oh ok so you're not actually an Arab convert to Judaism, you're just a bored role playing Yid.

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>>67019285
this is fucking gold

>>67047671
I have no way to prove without revealing my identity.
I live as a semi-orthodox these days.
Used to be mad religious after I converted, but these days I'm just observant.

>>67047742
If you aren't one of those Gyppo imports in Gaza, your people were probably forced to convert from Judaism to Islam and become "Arabs". Most Muslims are the descendants of different cultures that got cucked by Muhammad ibn Muhammad.

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>>67047742
Religion is for suckers.
Judaism being comparatively less shit than Islam doesn't mean it's not shit.
There's no hell, God doesn't exist, and there's no master engineer running the show. Go eat bacon. You'll be dead soon anyway.

>>67048157
edgy

yeah alcohol, but it's only hard cocktails like whisky or vodka when i go out, never just a simple beer in a bar or wine at restaurant

pork, no way, i dont know if it's cultural, how i grow up, but i am disgusted by the idea of it, i feel it's the extreme taboo, boundary of islamic realm

>tfw drank almost half a 1.75L bottle of vodka with kahlua
I do not have a problem.

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>>67019737
>It's not that I hate fun, I just think drinking alcohol is retarded and useless, it destroys your health & mind, it destroys families, I don't see anything positive to it And I can't myself drinking myself to death at some party and laughing at retarded jokes and throwing up my guts just because it's "fun"
>If someone else wants to do this they're free and I won't stop them but imo alcohol adds nothing but destruction
This. I lost my grandfather to this stupidity.

>>67017361
No. Alcohol made my dad abusive. :(

>>67049284
rekt

>>67047577
Why though?

>>67018813
Nice to see more immigrants from France

>>67048157
>Judaism
>Less shit than Islam
Judaism has way more rules and forbbiden shit. Islam is only worse in not allowing Alcohol and general death worship, but in peaceful western countries it's easier to be Muslim

>>67041194
>cannibalism
I think this might be true to a certain aspect:
>in Qur'an the Bani Israel was once turned to pigs and monkeys because disobeying Moses A.S. So it's forbidden because they're still human.
>there's a story that was retold during my school time about a certain guy taking care of his parents whom have been turned into pigs because of misdeeds in the time of Moses AS. Moses A.S asked it is haram to touch the unclean pigs, but the son still dedicatedly take care of his parents. Then when the parents died, God told Moses AS that the parents that supposedly went to Hell, are forgiven because of the faithful son and they both went to Heaven instead. Since Moses AS directly talks to God, the prophet told the son about his parents fate. He was overjoyed and thankful. Something like that.
Sorry if I might give a wrong information. It is my weakness and God knows the best.

>>67049959
Rude desu

>>67049959
You dumbass, he was insulting Muslims.

>>67017715
Probably a Muslim living in Germany

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>>67019285
I love every story you come up with Anon.

>>67050258
Who's the guy about to be killed>

>>67050421
Probably an American living in Italy

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What does pork taste like?

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>4chan had this many muslim
isnt 4chan haram?

>>67017361
many of the arab explats living in japan eat it. they even willingly do pretending not to know it. or they dont even mind anymore

>>67017715
Words of wisdom inshallah. Allah may punish the infidels for their sins.

>>67051301
And?

>>67049959
I like you, malayan muslimanon.
The other guy was going for the cheapest insult and you retort with a proper argument corroborated with sources.

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do you think civilians should die because of some extremists who took things too far? What if you were dealt different cards and ended up being on the receiving end of all the stupid shit the US did?

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MUSLIM GENOCIDE WHEN

Eaten it by mistake but didnt like it desu.
Use to like alchohol but losing taste in it

>>67017463
Laaameeee
You're young, enjoy life

>>67017361
We are """muslims""". Being one country with russians for over 100 years quietely changed our culture. Yes I drink sometimes.

>>67019285
lol

>>67017361
Alcohol yes but never pork and never will.

>>67017805
only a nigger would like cheap whores

>>67053981
Why one and not the other? Also it doesn't make sense for that combination since pork is way nicer tasting

>>67054206
>Why one and not the other
It's a cultural thing
>pork is way nicer tasting
I have some cristian friends that have eaten porn they say it taste like shit.Chicken and beef taste way better.

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Not eating bacon with your eggs. While you enjoy some orange juice with vodka. You people disgust me. Mudslimes are truly the master autismos.

>>67017463
I hear muslims can eat pork if they hide under a table so Allah won't see them, is that true?

>>67017865
People never prepare pork correctly. It should be cooked so that its still juicy.

Alcohol quite yes, pork no.

Why do so many Muslim drink alcohol but stay strong on never eating pork?

>>67017715
>der türke

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>>67054339
>eaten porn

>>67050105
I'm sorry Jew bro if this makes you feel uncomfortable. You don't have to feel offended because you are not that Bani Israil. Small portion of the people that time did obeyed Moses A.S. Hence they're saved from the curse. The one who turned to animals died days later because God wills it.

>>67050162
I know that. But putting off a fire with petrol doesn't do any good, so instead, I use the soil to purify the unclean.

>>67051779
Ow geez thanks. I'm just trying being a reasonable person. Doki-doki. :#3

>>67052277
Oh yes, by the way, doing that with bacon and turds on the physical Qur'an doesn't really insult muslim. Qur'an was supposed to be remembered by heart (the whole book from the start to the end, complete with each punctuation and rests in Arabic) and practically use it as a guide to live your life everyday. If you ever saw a muslim recite it in English or the language you understood, that's the Tafseer or translation where it always imperfect, so you have to learn Arabic.

You can search Youtube for "Travel with the Quran" documentary and learn what I'm talking about.

>>67049959
Has anyone ever noticed how similar radical jews and muslims are? Like holy shit man, why do you niggas even hate each other?

>>67054832

shou ya 3arsa, meshte2in.

lek hal metkhalfin lek, mfakrin ma 3enna 3ammo andre w phillip njib 7 kilo bacon w ayya no3 alcohol bel dekkene.

shta2et lal balad, ayri bi hayet el ghereb bi ayri.

men wein enta wle?

>>67051255
lol fucking liar

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>>67054832
this

>>67054421
>hide under a table
God can see everything you do. Not to mention the angels by your side, Raqib and Atid (Kirama Katibeen). Raqib records your good deeds along side your desire to do good deed, while Atid records your evil deed that you are doing. This records will be your witness during the Judgement Day and will be weight on the scale (Al Mizan). If your good deed weights more than the bad deed, then off you go to Heaven (unless some other deeds that will holding you down like you hit on animals, your parents didn't give you their blessings or something) and vice versa.

>>67054531
Matters regarding pork are explicitly stated in Qur'an and about the alcohol, I think it might have to do with the Hadith stated that if a sip of alcohol ever enters the body, the deeds of that muslim will never be recorded for 40 days counted starting from the very first sip. Everything he do will just a turn to waste. Frankly speaking, do alcohol will do you any good? More bad than good because you reek of smell, others will avoid you because the bad smell, your brain can't give the proper judgement on decisions, you can't drive properly and risks someone else, and your gay friends will took advantage of you. Do you like that? You see, prevention is better than curing it.

>>67054886
Men Arsal khaye
Ma3ana bacon w Almaza, bas 7abash w Laziza

>>67040869
"should the state be laic" (see laicite, not secularism)
evet -> Yes it should be
hayır - > no it shouldn't

you can see that the most laic voters are CHP and MHP, while AKP and HDP are equally in favor of a religious state

>>67054832
Because this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36c1PTAya2U

>>67055133

haha, wasle ossit el zbele lafo2 aw la2?

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Not doing stuff because it says so in a fairytale.

>>67055263
Eh akid, bas hala2 saro bi majles l noueib

Enta men wein?

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>>67017715
roach

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>>67021009
>pride

I love how muzzies here drink, party and whore around like theres no tommorow but allah forbid, eating pork? Fuck no, over the line man.

>>67054832
To clarify, we hate Zionist "Jew". (They're not even Jewish at all but a mere pretender).
Personally I've never been to Israel to witness the hatred between the Arabs and the Jews but I did watch videos of the real Jews. They believes that the messiah is still not arrived to appoint the real promised land for the Jew. So they opposed the creation of the state of Israel. And like any other religion, some are more faithful than the others (even in Islam, as you can see some of the posters right here in this thread). So a small portion of them will just play along with the "apparently winning side". Does this answer satisfy your question?

>>67055379

ye3tikon el 3afye m3allem.

Ana asel ashrafiyye bas trabelsi kamein. 3eyish bein el tnein kenet abel ma en2ol.

W eh, sheyef hal zbele li 3enna yeha halla2, shou ra2yak ijena ra2is joumhouriyye? sheyef shou masekhra?

>>67026005
Drinking occationally is healthy.

Is enjoying life stupid?

>>67054911
why am i a liar?

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>>67055698
Actually this is a stereotype about Arab diaspora in Europe here. And that they went there only to engage in adultery & alcohol & drugs & other forms of heresy bc it's acceptable there. Pic related, of course it's not always this way

>>67055840
Achrafieh, a7la sha3b
Ana 2asle Aley bas Beiruti at heart
W ayre bel ra2is, he's not our president he's a warlord sitting on a chair after dealing with other warlords on how to fuck up the country further. Fuck the politicians and the bajam that support them

>>67055698
It is easier to not eat pork than to womanize and get intoxicated

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>>67020691
>Claim to be communists
>to improve their relations to the USA

>>67017715
Rashidooooooooooooooooo

>>67018846
good bro

>>67057896
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>67018904
> literally has no knowledge of medieval Islamic literature

>>67055698
du meinst die dullies in deinem Alter.
werd erwachsen und versuchs nochmal

>>67055102
>hook
>bait
>sinker
>line
>rod

>>67054630
Not offended. Just some banter.

>>67055719
>(They're not even Jewish at all but a mere pretender).
This is the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me :')

>>67017361
yes i've tried both. i drink alcohol occasionally and i've tried pork once they sell it here in big supermarkets it wasn't that special tho i didn't like it.

>>67017463
Christian here
I don't drink.

>>67017715
Really successful bait there well done!

>>67067316
Good lad

>>67051826
I would also be interested in hearing what you Westerners think about this

no, but I'm 19 so it isn't an accomplishment.

I dont drink alcohol anymore because i love being in control of my own mind and body...

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>>67017361
I'm not Muslim but I'm Arab and I just had a sausage sandwich, some wine and fapped to Jewish porn.

I guess I don't count though.

>>67019406
>f you have not eaten pork since your childhood, its smell and taste will disgust you, it is why they hate it
Non muslim here: not hating it, but also not fond of it.

>>67017715
>that flag

>>67017361
yes and yes
I am not a muslim now, but I did both of those things when I was a muslim.

>>67020313
>Beaten up if you drink alcohol
What the fug, where do you here that from

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>>67017463
/straight edge/ masterrace reporting in

>>67067939
>I'm Arab
>fapped to Jewish porn
No Arab would ever do this, regardless of religious affiliation or lack thereof

>All of these retards willfully denying themselves fun, a moment of escape, and relaxation
No wonder shitskins are so fucking angry all the time. Christ all mighty, if I forced myself to be sober all the time I'd be one hell of an angry prick.

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>>67017715
>Germany

Its amazing how triggered people get when find out someone does not drink, they get all "woah brah do you hate fun what a loser lol I am so wasted XD"

If someone says something like "oh I don't like eating fish" that would be more accepted, but when its booze, oh no now thats just too weird.

Really makes you think.

>>67055905
>Drinking occationally is healthy.

Only if you are a female over 40. Otherwise the marginal health benefits of moderate drinking are not as good as simply not drinking at all. Drinking just increases your cancer risk around the digestive tract and rectum.

>Is enjoying life stupid?

No, but not everyone wants to use alcohol to enjoy life and people being pushy about it are retards.

>>67075074
Eating fish is a dietary or taste preference. Alcohol and the use of related substances is much more indicative of personality and what kind of person they are. Much in the same way that people who watch anime are usually fat autists people who don't drink are often smug pretentious DARE faggots.

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I'm Muslim, but I feel like a girl on the inside. Astagfurallah! I know it's wrong, but I feel it deep down inside.

>>67067316
I'm an atheist and don't drink either.