Pls chess thread

>>67004242
horse f6

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>>67004337
>horse

quick befote the autistic janitor deletes

>>67004377
there was a thread up for like 8 hours you fucking fuck

Where were you guys????????

I bumped it 15 times in a row
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>>67004337
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>>67004389
way too late dood, i went to bed around that time and just woke up to take a dump

going back to bed again soon though

want to play chess but unfortunately my works doubled up today because of retarded protest yesterday.
fuck

Just destroyed some yank
https://www.chess.com/livechess/game?id=1796951946

>>67004242
>chess
>not playing dominoes

>>67004563
>660 rating
Holy shit, I would fucking destroy you.

Also your opener is a total mess, a good opener is a guaranteed victory against shit players.

>>67004677
I don't give a shit about openers 2bh. I just go with the flow

>>67004727
You can checkmate like 50% of beginners with a fools mate.

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>tfw too shit to fucking exist

WHY AM I SO BAD

>>67004833
Bullet is a meme game anyway

1517 isn't a bad rating, you're above average. Most people don't make it past 1800 if they're not smart enough.

>>67004953
im tryin to git gud at bullet

how?

>>67005020
Play against a good computer, like Stockfish or Komodo and memorize openers to the point where you just do them mindlessly.

>>67005144
Pretty much remember what the best answer is to every move the opponent makes by studying it through a computer.

It's what turbo autists like Magnus do.

>>67005144
fuck

https://en.lichess.org/hkS8kvHlKepl

watch this ;-;

>>67005202
From what I could tell your opener consisted of only the first 2 moves and then you just went in for a rampage.
Like I said, bullet is just memorizing what you do. If you're white, you use a strong attacking opener. If you're black, you use a strong counter based on what whites first move is.

http://youtu.be/KRKKWK4PB0U
Just look at this video, do you actually think they're thinking about their moves at the beginning?

Also, checking is your best friend in bullet.

>>67005379
watch my games and critique pls

>>67005464
I'm going back to bed now I'm afraid but I'll look at them tomorrow if you want.

>>67005570
o-ok..