South America Unification

>>66999461
U N A S U L
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no we couldnt fuck off

Just annex them all and stop trying to be diplomatic.

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I unironically believe this but this might even be a bait thread

>>66999461
No, i think it's good the way it is, but we should collaborate more between us

>>66999461
sadly already rich countries would greatly improve but poorer ones would turn into giant favelas

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>>66999461
Southern Cone or nothing. We are just waiting for South Brazil to secede.

wew

>>66999700
That would actually be cool desu

>>66999461
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>>66999584
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>>66999700
>>66999711
I unironically want this to happen with all of Northern America uniting, Southern. Europe, the India's and the East.

It'd be fucking rad.

>>66999461
It already bugs me that i have to share a continent with Peru. Dont make it worse by trying to put us in the same political/economical block. They are literally the worse that humanity can offer (not even sure they are humans).

>>66999777
Why peru though
Why not bolivia?

>>66999700
I would like somethings like this
>southern cone
>Peru-Bolivia-Ecuador
>Colombia-Venezuela
Brazil is already pretty big so it stays as they are

>>66999461
NO

>>66999700
I unironically support this

>>66999796
>Why peru though
Not him but Jesus. Can you even hear yourself? Peru is the last white country in this brown shithole. It must die. Bolivia is okay I guess.

>>66999798
Isn't Ecuador culturally closer to Colombia-Venezuela than to Peru-Bolivia?

>>66999700
Why not Mato grosso Do Sul? If you are going to add paraguay you might as well put us together.

>>66999894
It used to be part of Gran Colombia but i personally find it more like a colombianized Peru than a peruanized Colombia

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Get fucked /int/niggers

76/sp/ GET

>>66999891
wtf

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>>66999548
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>>66999777
>>66999835
B-but guys... Unification... Friendship... If not willingly, THEN BY FORCE!

>>67000000
Shit get.
Delet this.

>>66999996
Though, it could have been shittier.

>>67000000
fucking texas

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>>67000000
KILL YOURSELF

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>>67000010
I for one accept our new bunda masters

>>67000000
fucking sudacas stealing 000000 and 999999

>>66999461
Yeah, that'd be great if corruption didn't exist.
If we united it all, things would just get worse to handle.

>>67000000
really

GET REKT CHILE GETS THEM DIGITS

>>67000000
REEEEEE

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>>67000114
Don't worry, Argie bros, we'll take good care of you!

>>67000000
decent get, nice and simple

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>>66999700

I want to be alive to see this happening.

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>>67000000
MEDIOCRE

>>67000000
Holy fuck. Felicitaciones compadre

>>66999700
>>66999853
:3

>>66999461
Would the three Guyanas join you in that case?

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Macacos.

>>67000355
Would Lichtenstein join Austria ?

>>67000355
>the three Guyanas
But yes, except French Guiana, we don't want Malvinas 2.0

>>67000401
They are basically Swiss living on the wrong side of the river, so no.

>>67000000
nice going cunt

>>67000456
same with guayanas

>>67000428
war is inevitable in this scenario as smaller capitalists will refuse to share their accumulation zones with larger ones that will eventually eat them up

>>66999461
Doesn't sound like too bad of a plan desu.

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>>67000528
One can only dream

>>67000631
it's the worse plan ever since Soviet Russia trying to annex Finland

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>>66999756
why is it we never get invited? Memes aside unifying with captain jackass and his gay sidekick in North America isn't as fun as it sounds.

>Brazil is currently so shit that Brazilian states want to secede
>"hey, that'd be a great idea to ANNEX MORE LAND TO OUR COUNTRY"
Yeah, that'd totally work.

>>66999461
'no'

/thread

>>67000668
Isn't this where people do mass suicides?

>>67000761
Do Uruguayans speak Portuguese too or just Spanish?

>>670007Don't worry mexico you are doing the same strat germanic tribes did with the roman empire in 100 or so year north america will be mexico

>>67000745
Come join us in the southern union

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>>67000772
Delet this

>>67000801
eu falo portugues muito bem mais ninguem outro fala

nah for real almost no one does, only people that lives near the frontier

we can understand 90% of what you guys say tho

>>67000801
and as a funny note i saw fucking Dilma Rouseff having dinner in the restaurant across the street of the one i was yesterday

lots of press in the street, was madness

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>>67000844
Can we bring Cuba and El Salvador?

>>67000801
they speak porteño
they are an unofficial argentine province
montevideo is basically a partido del gran buenos aires

>>67000996
kek what the fuck

>>67000844
>letting m*exicans inside of any south american union

>>67000697
Shut up Paraguay, you're Africa tier, you have no saying in this.

>>66999700
Great Andinia my compadre

>>67000000
Wena weon , los wasteaste

>>67001014
'no'

>>67001051
that was exactly my thoughts, what the actual fuck

she's here apparently for some political meeting

>>67000745
Your going to be under our boot forever pablo.

>>67001059
>>67000997
Everyone south of the wall is welcome

>>67001208
*Everyone south of the canal is welcome
FTFY

>fio sulamaricano
>postam em inglês
cucos

>>67001244
wtf then we get only half of panama?

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>>67000997
>El Salvador
Dont they have their own union tho?

Can poland join?

>>67001317
We get the best part + the canal

>>67001387
no, you beat our pianists, you bullies

>>67001372
People tend to freak out when you tell them you'll bring your whole family, so it's better to ease them in without mentioning everyone upfront. America will confirm.

>>67001372
that looks like a color shceme from the simpsons

>>66999461

>wanting to merge with peru and bolivia

WEW lad

>>67001459
kek I was thinking the same thing

>>67001431

Never forget

Do you people even speak one language?

>>67001520
Brazil is the only on that speaks portuguese
and we speak """""""spanish"""""""""""

>>67001496
>inb4 /lat/ memes

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>>67001432
>America will confirm.
>yfw you know how that means
FeelsBad

>>67001431
this

>>67001544
yeah about that, you people like Jamaicans right?

>>66999461
Nop!!!

>>67001710
never met one, pretty interesting English if you can call it that

>>66999608
You DO know that the USA would step in and insert CIA hunter-kilelr teams into every country attempting to unify, right?

>>67003181
But why?

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Macacos.

>>66999700
This pleases my autism even if I don't live there. It just seems right

>>67003181
Don't worry guys, we'll get you and Canada in, just play dumb for now

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Macacos

>>66999461
no
i like our neighbours when they stay in their countries

>>67001372
We were officially one country once. I would like this to happen again.

>>67000801
I speak both and grew in a bilingual home

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>>67003394
San Jose in Costa Rica would be our Washington D.C. and Panama City our New York. Guatemala City would be a shittier version of Los Angeles.

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Macacos

>>67000000
WTF TEXAS WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!

>>67001395
Let us bring Chiriquí and Azuero.

>>67001395
Everything south of the Costa Rica - Nicaragua border is worth it.

>>67003394
Is it true that Central American dictators wanted to recreate it ?

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>>67003564

>>67004888
Many central americans wanted the union until about a hundred years ago, but politicians didnt like the idea because they would lose more power. If I am not wrong, the last real attempt to an union was a federal constitution written in Guatemala in 1921. Morazan, an honduran, was a based man that felt more Central american than honduran and tried to mantain the union in his moment but failed.

>>67005213
He would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling Costa Ricans

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>>67005260
>Costa Ricans...