Why don't Americans celebrate Guy Fawkes day?

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The 5th of November?

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The Gunpowder Treason?

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Bonfire night?

>>66996656
Because no one has tried to blow up congress

We did have a guy who tried to fly a plane into the white house in the 70s but he didn't even make it past the terminal.

>>66997963
What about those guys who set the white house on fire

>>66998945
who?

The Gunpowder, Treason and Plot?

>>67000402
Nevermind you probably don't know him

More like GAY FUCKS DAY
cause britain is gay
lololololololololololololololol

>>67002774
Lmao savage

>>66996656
who?

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>>67004544
A commemoration?

>>66997963
>We did have a guy who tried to fly a plane into the white house in the 70s but he didn't even make it past the terminal.
United 93 would have made it were it not for the resistant passengers.

In any case, why don't Kiwis celebrate the Fourth of July?