why is Australia America's greatest ally?

Australia is just about the rowdiest bunch of cunts the world's ever had the pleasure of getting along with 2bh
Shame people take their banter as insults

>follows you into every single disaster you created
>greatest ally

Who is the better friend: the guy who tells you it's a bad idea to light your pubes on fire, or the guy who tells you to wait for him to start recording the video?

>>66991791
were you ever a male teenager? of course it's the dude you're setting pube fire's with?

>>66991687
with american southerners, (the only americans i have lived with), there's a great deal of banter between close friends, to the point it is absurd in my experience, but with anyone outside of that, you must be very respectful.
it's just a social thing, but you can't offhandedly insult someone to their face without being good friends with them, even if it's in jest.

>>66991979
Same here in SoCal.

>>66991979
>>66992094
>tfw can't take irl banter and have no close friends because of this

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>>66991639
From a map, Australia looks like a safe, self-contained continent that should have a more isolationist foreign policy. In reality, they are a very vulnerable large-island.

Australia relies on coastal shipping since almost all of its population is on the coast, but more importantly, they are an import exporter that relies heavily on safe international shipping lanes.

To keep their shipping safe, they have always allied with a strong naval power, to the point of ceding sovereignty to that power in many ways. First, to the British, who forced the Australians to fight in British wars. Now, to the Americans, who (not so much force but) appreciate the heck out of Australians fighting in American wars.

Kek. South Africans also say "noice"

>>66992537
South African accents are often mistaken for Australian ones iiirc

>>66991639
Eh, we have a ton of rowdy cunts here who are basically indistinguishable from Australians, but we have loads of quiet people who are basically indistinguishable fro new zealanders/canadians.
Australia is in essence a Britain specialised for banter. And yanks hate banter.

>>66994186
Basically

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>>66991639
>>arigato, gaijin!
Kirai desu ne?

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yeah joining you in your shitty wars is a real good idea
I thank france and canada for having the gaul to not surrender to your shitty foreign policy
I say this with full knowledge that russia is no better

>>66991639
The eternal leaf wants to burn your Whitehouse down again

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>>66996261
>for having the gaul
>the gaul
You funny fucker, you

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>>66992494
>the vassal state of Australia

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>>66996261
>Gaul
Kek