i'm going to visit finland and talk to people on the bus

you're like a terrorist or something?

Jesus Christ.

May GOD have mercy on us all!

>amerifat starts screaming and shouting on bus
>the busdriver stops and everyone collectively ejects him out
>as the bus drives off you can hear a voice shouting "MUH RIIIIiiiiiights..." in the distance

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You're gonna get some angry looks but no words. You'll be alone there. You'll be the retarded one here.

you can just talk loudly too

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>>66974379
Gonna have some small talk with a bunch of Germans about the weather

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>>66974491
>>66974512
>>66974519

hey buddies some weather today huh

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>>66974543
A certain celebration perhaps?

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>>66974543
It's cloudy, now bugger off you fatty i have my personal space and you have your orbit around thy belly.

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>>66974579
I truly wonder.

>>66974579
>>66974589
>>66974641
Hey you guys see the game last night? Real white knuckler.

>>66974946
What game? I only play vidyas with my autist friends and get myself drunk. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT TO KNOW YOU MONGERING IDIOT!

>>66975001
what games buddy

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>>66975116
Europa universalis.

>>66974379
Really? Wow you seem like a super alpha male. Talking to people in the bus.

>>66975228
Finland: getting cucked by sweden both irl and in videogames

if the bus is empty i will sit right next to a finn

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>>66976365
How are we getting cucked by sweden now? And how were we getting cucked by sweden before? Swedes considered us just as swedes as the ones living in Västerbotten. And now? I don't even know, some pasta delusions?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go3Q3Wi1sJQ

>>66974946

Mfw I have a coworker who was raised in America and he actually says that to our customers.

They are all visibly awkward.

>>66974379
devilish

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>>66976566
you've drunk the koolaid

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>>66976791
Nice. I love people who small talk and watching others have no idea how to handle it.

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>>66976938
No i haven't the problems started when russians started actively want this land, Isoviha etc. Read your history and meme less you dumb kid.

>>66976942
i hate when people do that to me
it makes me unconfortable. i usually leave the store.

Why is small talk so hard? I do it all the time.

>>66977058
So how about this heat eh? haha I'm just kidding enjoy your meal

>>66977099
is this sexual harrassment?

>>66977094
>I do it all the time
t. foreigner on vacation

>>66974379
don't do it you will awake the genghis that sleep in every finn

I'm going to Helsinki in winter break, wanted to small talk them and see what they do but then i realized i don't even remember how to have a conversation. what do? how do i start?

>>66977144
It could be bby

>>66977228
go to a specifically designated area for talking

>>66977228
Just don't and you're fine.

>>66977228
pyки ввepх

>>66977181
I'm not a foreigner. I always try to make friends but some people seem too awkward so I think that they don't like me.

Bars/clubs/festivals are the best for me. I make a lot of friends.

>>66977228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Did-R47aZBA

This is how you smalltalk

>>66977318
You got to remember that when it comes to cold Finns they don't always mean it to be mean. I've learned that over the years. Some guy might stare at you like he wants to kill you but he's really just socially unexperienced and just interested in you.

This cofe baber AHH-HA-HA-HA cofe is flesh

>>66977431
wtf a bit rare mate!?

>>66977228
everybody speaks english in helsinki and are willing to help you

bars and nightclubs are your best choice

>>66977431
Don't you have whales to hunt or a noose to tie?

>>66977431
Do you guys really like dancing?

>>66976938
We could have eradicated your "culture" and language but decided not too. Be grateful.

>>66977777
checked

>>66977777
the true natur of the swede, forever a savage (checked)

>>66977777
Wow, the Swede revealed himself *boo* *booooo* *boooooo*

>>66977777
Holy fucking shit

>>66977777
nice

>>66977777
The Swede, he starts war

>>66977652
It's friday, can't we all just relax a bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWuyrlXI7nA

>>66977696
I... Yes. Yes we dance all the time.

>>66974379
>HEY MAN NICE TO MEET YOU HOW'S IT GOIN NIGGA?
>umm yes hi haha hello I do very good
>EEEEY YOU KNOW IT MY MAN YOU KNOW IT EEEEEEEY THIS BUS CRAZY M' I RIGHT HUH? YEE-HAW
>haha yes.
>GOOD TALK GOOD TALK MY NIGGA MAN GOTTA SPLIT SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE N LATER LIKE N' ALLIGATOR YOU DIG?
>bye

>>66978455
kek

>>66977777
Instead you decided to eradicate your own culture and language.

Nice quintuplets.

>>66978455
>>66978522
>>66978533
All these dubs

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>>66977777
And how did that turn out for you swedecuck with quintuplets

"Raughs"

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>>66978345
>I... Yes. Yes we dance all the time.
Like South Americans?

>>66979240
No, I just wasn't sure how to answer your question. Dancing is fun, even if you suck at it.

>>66979346
What's under all the ice?

>>66979748
Dinosaurs probably. Dinosaurs mixed with American PCB and Russian pollution.

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>>66974379
>be me
>go to Yurope
>speak to the locals
>they all get anxiety and panic attack
>mfw

>>66977415
interested in you

are finns of homosex?

>>66977777
I hope this teaches the finnish barneyfag
Talk shit, your enemies gets quintuplets and absolutely savages you.

>>66977777
GOOD post

>>66980757
Are you sure it's not GOD?

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>>66978345
>ywn have a Finnish friend to speak poor English to you while he teaches you Finnish but you speak it poorly too.

>>66981057
Nature is God, so nature polluting itself seems seems kinda suicidal. Maybe that's where we get it from.

>>66981554
I used to listen to Finnish qt streamer to fall asleep to years back

OP will be kill