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yeah hillary is a corrupt hag, but who cares, Trump wants good relations with russia!

>>66965762
HAO LING

>>66965776
Nige is a bit like Jeremy Clarkson in that he doesn't give a shit about his outward appearance and therefore people are forced to like him solely on character

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Would you travel 90min to fuck this?

never understood why the mexifat keeps coming here

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King Charles will be a glorious leader

>>66965801
Idk does she have tits and ass? honestly idgaf about face

>>66965804
i think he's here learning english t-b-h

Trying to quit smoking but really craving one, should I have a cig tomorrow morning with coffee?

>>66965796
no one likes jeremy clarkson you mong

>watch a film I first saw when I was on a speed binge
>conjurs up weird feelings
I suppose this is going to last forever

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playing a game which i illegally torrented from the pirate bay lads

>>66965818
that's not how you quit fatlad. got to find something else you can do when the craving hits

>>66965813
>>66965821
Yes they do, I love him.

>>66965818
start playing world of warcraft or any other extremely addicting game, that's how i quit

>>66965812
Pleb

what a loser

>>66965818
Why don't you just vape (im being serious)

>>66965839
But there's nothing like puffing down a dart on the way to class in the morning

>>66965843
you're a disgrace lad. absolute state of you.

>>66965818
>>66965851
Can confirm
Currently dieting and craving shite food. Been playing bloodborne since monday and I need to remind myself to eat.
Keep your brain busy.

>>66965813
>>66965821
t.Chris Evans

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i'm english because i speak english

>>66965861
Vaping has never appealed to me

about to filter this mexican

his edgy le "i don't reply at all" gimmick is shit

>>66965863
ok don't quit then, i don't care either way desu. if you don't actually want to just stop going on about it.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/11570188

http://www.strawpoll.me/11570188

http://www.strawpoll.me/11570188

>>66965899
prefer your mum's a-hole tbqh

>>66965899
What's it like?

>>66965899
I did for a few months

and yes, I'd go back in a heartbeat

>>66965913
They're not out to help people, they're out to get praise for helping people.
Singalling their virtue, one might say.

>>66965913
that article sucked

Think I might have post Vegas depression. Back to the wagecuck grindstone

>>66965882
never seen a post of his worth reading, be nice if we all binned him off desu

KAYS GOOD COOKING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hqVddkHf7Y

Having a mad, butt naked, fat, greasy, high speed wank, lads

>>66965961
Come back soon!

>>66966001
what accent is this

HOLY SHIT
trump has a jewish converted daughter and (((((((((they)))))))) still in panic anyway
https://twitter.com/FBIRecordsVault/status/793482749025792000

>do a wank
>start feeling a pain in my chest after going too fast/hard

hmm

http://is.4chan.org/pol/1478240305476.webm

doing a howl

could really use a (You) right now lads

morning lads

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trying to decide whether to give this australian a (You) or not

Won't be giving it any free (you)s

me cat think youre all fucking moronic fags

holy shit, not even our corrupt politicians are like this
https://vault.fbi.gov/william-j.-clinton-foundation/william-j.-clinton-foundation.pdf/view

i didn't even want one anyway lmao

>>66966040
I'd say that's a proper northern lass

fuck i just ate way too much lads now i feel like i need to vomit

>>66966057
I wonder why the jews want trump

>>66966148
very gay

>>66966076
howling

>>66966082
Could really do with an early morning slob job but you don't see me feeling sorry for myself like a raging bender do you

http://www.strawpoll.me/11570188/

http://www.strawpoll.me/11570188/

http://www.strawpoll.me/11570188/

http://www.strawpoll.me/11570188/

http://www.strawpoll.me/11570188/

trump is the messiah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyqEPcxz_Tc

do brits really eat that much for breakfast? Like pigs she can barely fit the meal on her huge plate

>>66966126
the fuck is this supposed to tell me
90% of the shit is cut out

>>66966185
brits are just as fat as us

going to work

bye

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anyone?

>>66965812

face is the most important part, m8. Your friends and family are probably not going to see her tits and ass.

>>66966229
Later

>>66966229
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>>66966229
Have a good day at work lad

Work hard and do well

>>66966237
i don't like balck people

>>66966239
>Your friends and family are probably not going to see her tits and ass.

Umm have you seen what's in style these days sweetie? x

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>>66966237
>Cocoa

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how do you pronounce river thames? isn't it like "river toms"

Off to work in a bit

I say work, I mean the job centre.

>>66966237
finna use black magick to turn cocoa into coffee

>>66966272

Either way, a girl's face is the most important thing.

Highschool shags (in chronological order):
>Brielle
>Molly
>Kently
>Meredith
>Sarah
>Samantha

Uni and post uni shags (also in chronological order):
>Sharon
>Nikki (short for Nicole)
>Maddie (short for Madeleine)
>Trish (short for Patricia)
>Emma
>Kat (short for Katharine)
>Emily
>Anna
>Megan
>Shaylin
>Bobbie

I am the one, don't weigh a ton Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street Under the sun, the bastard son

Will pop the Glock to feed himself and family By any means, your enemies my enemies We wet them up like a canteen The yellow tape surrounds the fate Don't have a face so now you late, open the gates

>>66966285
rhymes with james with the th as in thistle you feel me

heathrow is like 10 miles from downtown london

what the fuck's the point

>Bobbie
bit gay

>>66966322
>you feel me
I'd like to feel you ;) haha

>>66966353
fuck off wanker

ever since reading a thread on /r9k/ where the op sued a fast food restaurant because one of the workers jizzed on his food i've been very wary of eating fast food

he was awarded $8.3 million in the settlement btw

It's your returning champion, anon. A.K.A. Shitpost Traumatic Stress Disorder

business idea: get friend who works at a fast food restaurant to jizz on my food and sue them and split the money

>>66966342
It's a common girls name here in Dixie

>>66966379
got a m8 who works security in asda
says he gets a bonus if he apprehends a shoplifter and they are convicted

Got an interview for a new job today

Pretty nervous tbqh lads

>>66966328
>fly to london
>didn't sleep on the plane
>mean to take the tube to arsenal
>fall asleep on the train
>wake up an hour later with my bags, passport, phone and wallet stolen

whoops haha

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>tfw no squirrel gf

>>66966379
the lad who jizzed on his food got arrested for felony assault

the op saved the food in his freezer and the lawyer he hired brought it to a lab and the dna from the jizz belonged to a felon who worked at the fast food joint

Listening to some exceptional music

>>66966425

Was the jizz hidden or just on top of the burger/fries

there's literally nothing wrong with eating jizz if you don't know about it

free protein, noone gets hurt

>>66966450
he didn't go into exact detail on that but he said the jizz was immediately noticeable so that led me to believe it was on top of the food as there's really no way you would notice if someone actually jizzed in your burger since it would blend in with the condiments

>there's literally nothing wrong with eating jizz

SWEDEN YES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDivaJvx2SQ

this is how they remove tire rubber from airplane runways

VERY interesting

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night shift soon lads

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the sandwich artist gf

need to go out later today
can't relax

>>66966523
I work the night shift at a nuclear powerplant and I love it cause as soon as I get off I just grab my fishing rods out of my truck and fish the cooling lake

>>66965813
>>66965821
The consensus has been completed: read it and weep pakis:

http://www.strawpoll.me/11570188/r

https://youtu.be/PqQvYVMgXJc

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really makes you think

Wish I was a druid

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Ah yes

The British

>>66966524
Looks a bit fucked and shit's fuckin 45km away mate

>>66966644

No British people in London m8

>>66966673
>t. Pleb from Bradford

>>66966673
bullshit

i saw a white guy in london on google maps. he was driving a 30 year old range rover

>>66966364
I'd wat cum for $3.8 million tbqh

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>>66966729
What are you gonna do about it ya little piss?

>The poppy has become a symbol of racism – I have never worn one, and now I never will
Ah yes the Independent a fine newspaper

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i'm tired but i know if i get into bed i'll just lay there contemplating life for two hours like i always do

The only females I truly respect are like 5 ish in my family

Kind of disgusted by the rest

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>>66966740
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>>66966766
Blame people like the EDL and Britain First. They're sullying the use of everything by making them symbols of fascism. Even Churchill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=382njADcWvE

ah yes, those migrants I keep hearing about
all women and children I see

>>66966783
Disgusted by pity-posts like this

I make a point to not respond because you little runts love the attention, but I'll give you this one for my pleasure

alri alri alriiiiiii haha

>>66966803
EDL and Britains First purposely do that because they're controlled by (((certain))) groups in order to sully the name of all British nationalism

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>>66966828
i know how you australians are

i raided with you guys for two years when i played WoW

>>66966806
>implying you wouldn't take the opportunity to go to a nicer country
>implying you wouldn't be desperate after walking across the entire fucking continent and then living in a field for 6 months

>>66966766
Is it just me or did the Guardian and the Independent used to be good? Have they gone downhill in recent years or is it just me seeing their shit?

going to bed now lads

please spam this poll while I'm gone:

http://www.strawpoll.me/11570188/

>>66966860
ah yeah most young men leave their families behind when ISIS is coming inti their land

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>>66966848
>when I played WoW

>>66966806
it's like a €10,000 fine per immigrant that hitches a ride isn't it?

they ain't worth that much alive

>>66966860
if the nicer country clearly didn't want me, and I had to attack with rocks and sticks, then probably not.
Using children as propoganda is as old as time, because it always fucking works.

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>>66966904
only one thing to do with them desu

business idea: make every pro-migrant activist take in a refugee """child"""

>>66966841
Is it the ROI government?

*takes willy out*
How's about that then?

Last night I had a very long, vivid, and realistic dream in which I was on a bus and it crashes near a tram line basically killing everyone except me, and I am left disabled.
Oddly enough I have to take a bus today to get into work, and a large portion of the bus route runs next to, and at times across, a tram line.

What does this all mean? Is this possibly a warning for my near future?
What do you think lads???

>>66966950
>implying UKIPpers still won't lose their shit because 'there goes the neighborhood'

I dreamt that I hacked Justin Trudeau's Gmail account last night. His password was 'canada2015'. Alarm woke me up before I could read them.

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>The following sentence applies regardless of when you read this: A famous man has recently been accused of doing sexual things to a woman (or many women) without consent.

>At the time of this writing, it was a politician's "groping" scandal but next time it'll be unwanted dick pics a powerful man sent to an intern, or the spreading of hacked photos of some actress, or a famous athlete getting sued by a woman whose accusations didn't get anywhere with the police.

>And, in fact, I bet there isn't a single female reading this who hasn't been the victim of that sort of thing.

>>66967012
if you want to call everything sexual assault, then we have to downgrade the offence

so the women who have been raped at knifepoint in a dirty alley at midnight, sucks to be you
your problems are now on par with men politely asking you out to dinner

>>66967012
Tbqh, the headline is probably true. How can you understand unless it's happened to you before. I don't really want half the guys I know send me dickpics or that middle aged boiler from accounting to touch my cock in the lift.

>>66967050
Yeah because of course that's how courts work. They don't decide what a reasonable punishment is for an individual crime do they?

>>66967092
>women get no punishment for raping children
no, they don't

>>66967052
idk

ive said no to girls before and they've sent me messages calling me gay and shit like that. the whole "workplace grope" is wildly inappropriate and 9/10 people would be horrified if they saw it

post yfw you realise poles and brits look the same

>>66966229
Bye dad

post yfw you realise lebs and aussies look the same

post yfw you realise the lead singer of the Foo Fighters and the drummer from Nirvana look the same

just spent an hour looking around very rural wales

>>66967127

All brits look like pasty babies

post yfw i could heem any one of you insufferable nematodes

>>66967261
I spent most of my time in the Midwest looking around very rural whales

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>>66967203

DELETE THIS

>>66965801
I travel 90 mins to work and that's fucking shit, so yeah

>>66967225
And the devil from the Tenacious D video

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>>66967272

>>66967119
This

>>66967092
Adam Johnson is in prison for six years for basically doing the same shit as pic related. The woman was let off by a female judge because "I was drunk" is a legal defence when you have a vagina.

good morning lads

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>Boss is talking about the menopause again

>>66967119
>>66967092
>>66967359


Forgot link

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1878397/twisted-mother-of-two-exposed-as-a-paedophile-who-groped-14-year-old-schoolboy/

>>66967092
There was a woman in the UK who took pictures of her giving her 3yo a blowjob and she got 2 years in prison.
A man doing something similar would be 15 minimum
Dont pretend there isnt a double standard when it comes to prosecuting women

dunno what to eat for breaky lads

>>66967123
Oh yeah I know, I once was without a condom at the worst time and she started saying "oh I see, so you just don't like me that way". Next day the girl started trying to set me up with her mate who (and this was the only description) "a bit on the large side but I think she's more your type" because *she* decided it wasn't going to work between us. I tried to explain I didn't reject her the last night but she was having none of it.

>>66967410
Fluffy pancakes with bacon and maple syrup in honour of the upcoming US election

>>66967437
i only have toast or cereal lol, cba to go to the shops

>>66967123
>>66967419


Girls can't handle rejection and they pull off all kinds of mental gymnastics to laughably fragile (yet massive) egos.

>>66967460
yeah bad breakups are usually always the woman acting up too

>>66967372
>working in an office where you're henpecked by women and benders
>not working a job site/fishing boat/oil rig/etc where you can banter with the lads til your heart's content

You brought this on yourself

>>66967482
used to work for a bus company that was 99% men
good banter tbqh

Wew lads

>german leftie nonce arrived
there goes the thread lads haha

Looking at a 2011 Audi TT S line lads

thoughts? Bit too deano?

>>66967539
Aren't you supposed to be at the salon by now, Laura?

is this /bundes/

worried i might have bedbugs or sth

>>66967539
hairdressers car you poof

>>66967372
I actually enjoy it desu, they all mother me because I'm younger than them and treat me really well. Just a bit grim hearing them talk about their ovaries.

>>66967539
buy a mustang

>>66967539
does it come with a shampoo and manicure?

>>66967576
>tfw girl from work added me on fb and is the loud mouth of the office

hmmm not a fan

>>66967545
>>66967559
>>66967581
sod off you rotten buggers

>>66967578
Only one available in RHD is the new one and I don't have 30k

Just realised that I'm actually not too bothered about what a girl looks like as long as they're not completely fucked in the face or obese. Just want them to have a good personality.

I think I'm a girl myself.

>>66967578
how small does your dick gotta be to justify a muscle car?

>>66967611
tits or gtfo

you think it will snow this winter lads

do kids still get bullied in school?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsozpEE543w

Thoughts lads?

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>>66967613
wanna know why they call them muscle cars

because they make your neck tired haha

>>66967642
my school was mad when I started 8 years go but by the time I left 2 years ago it had really calmed down
Cameras got installed everywhere and they really cracked down on bullying and fights

haitiano is asleep

>>66967642
no, it's why millennials are the way they are

>>66967654
gonna be shit, the part at the end where he laughs into the car like he does in the first film pissed me off

I think I was born in he wrong body lads

I was meant to be a qt girl not an ugly man

;-;

I've stolen someone's fanny

>have dinner at grandparents house
>minted peas, every time

why do old people do this

>tfw when you're in a uni group chat with 20 other people and want to lightly banter one of them because he scored terribly for a midterm but you come off as a massive prick to everyone in the group

pls help

Just peed in a stolen fanny

Doing a vomit

>>66967737
Post pic

>>66966311
bloody hell one of those names is my ex, and the one right before is her best friend

if I was a yank I would be very weirded right now

>>66967677
i got bullied so bad i dropped out in year 11 and have been a miserable neet ever since desu

>>66967686
Who would make such a mistake

>>66966548
alri homer

>>66967744
I'd rather tell you what I said, it'd be easier

>ask some lads if they're going to a party organised by a few girls from uni
>one of them says something along the lines of "no, that sounds terrible"
>I end up going and it was pretty bad
>tell him he ended up being right in the group chat
>he says "when am I not right?"
>I say "during your midterm"
>only one guy responded saying "..harsh" (he probably also did terribly)

dumb move on my part

>>66967819
try again

>>66967642
depends where in the country and what school desu

I'd imagine in east london they get bullied almost as badly as kids did in the 70s and 80s

I went to a shit secondary school in a fairly nice town and there was a little, it makes the school look like utter shit if it gets reported though.

And it was less physical, more stealing shit and throwing coke or yoghurt into peoples hair, shit like that

>>66967818
that was pretty funny

can't imagine people would be that offended haha

>>66967794
I wish

I'm just a security guard though

>>66967818
that just looks like fair banter to me

if he gets properly offended he's the prick not you haha

alright, time for a shower

>>66967818
How sensitive do you need to be to take offense to this?

Good banter, don't worry your m8s are benders.

>>66967677
I got bullied for a couple years, although it was mostly name calling etc. It was never physical until I escalated it to that, at which point the lads involved pussied out and it mostly stopped. Wish I had done it sooner desu, but I assumed if I ignored it it would stop.

>>66967868
>German saying it's time for a shower
oy vey

Imagine: a car crashes into your house while you're in the living room and a huge chunk of wood impales your brain
You're running up the leccy, might have left something cooking, probably got your computer on so your family can find your weird porn and /brit/ bookmarks, and you're dead as a doornail
How would you feel? The answer is not at all, because your consciousness will blink out before you even register the crash, and you'll be gone forever

good morning lads!

got the day off today, wahey

>>66967818
That's just light banter, he set himself up for it as well.

>>66967818
haha that's top banter

your friend is a massive gimp if he got offended over that

>>66967878
>>66967897
what did he mean by this?

>>66967878
>>66967897
don't know what this means

Deutscher out

currently listening to 70's Japanese funk music

feeling comfy

>>66967937
>>66967916
>>66967897
>>66967878
FOK

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morning lads

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>>66968025
morning

can this mongy kraut cunt just fuck off

hope his mum gets a brain aneurysm

hans is dropping his secret codes again

someone get bletchley park on the blower

deutscherfarten

Custodian! Arise from your slumber

*rings bell*

Oh janny boy!

*smashes hands on table repeatedly*

JAAANNNNYYYYYYY GET HERE NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW JANNY JANNY JANNY JAN JAN JAN GET HERE

Tidying up lads

Needs to be done 2bh

Cleaning my bedsheets too

unironically love veggie subs and bean burgers and all that shite even though I'm not veggie

>>66968116
i need to do some washing too

janitor deal with this mess

>>66968125
>I love vegetables

self love is the best love x

>>66968125
Yeah but they taste like shit so you probably suck your dads cock too

*does the harlem shake*

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gfs mam just sent me this

>Get a match on Tinder which is moderately rare
>She starts the conversation with 'Hey cutie xx'
>half a day later of one and off replying I've made the conversation so boring I can't even force it anymore
>haven't spoken to her since, nearly a week a go
Getting the feeling that Tinder just isn't my medium tbqh geeze

>>66968146
Got a bad habit of leaving it too late 2bh

Threads moving so fast nobody will see this im gay

>>66968155
>>66968161
won't be talking so bigly once i've boxed your ears in

first day off the smack
probably lose the will to shitpost soon
see you on the other side

>>66968116
Washed my sheets earlier

Reckon it's been a couple months at least

>>66968178
>>66968201
ohh heads up lads the code as changed

>>66968190
;_;7

>>66968216
Pfft, leave it to a German to notice that. Such attention to detail..

feeling the urge to oppress

>>66968192
half a day and you haven't even asked her out?

>/brit/
>full of autistic JFs as usual

will jany come sooner if I report something as illegal rather than a rule violation

>>66968266
pretty sure shitting up /brit/ is illegal, I remember something about it in the Conservative manifesto at the last election

JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY

WHATEVER WE PAY YOU IT'S TOO MUCH

>>66968266
If you go any further in this brazen rulebreaking I shall be forced to report you myself for misuse of the reporting system

reported for announcing a report

>>66968304
I'll just report you back

Reckon I've found myself a qt lads

God she's just perfect

Getting that feeling in my chest

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

>>66968320
get some Gaviscon, mate

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>>66968320
want that feeling again

>>66968320
Know that feeling lad

Enjoy the intense anxiety that comes with it

WHAT DOES IT MEAN GERMANY?

VAT ARE ZE CODES!?

>>66968240
Of course I did, she said "yeah sometime soon" which is great but i literally cannot think of how to start a conversation to make good on that.

How do people do it online? Flirting is so much easier in person.

>talking to some girl on tinder
>we've both had a long work day
>she says all her housemates are out tonight and she plans to have a few drinks
>say she could do with some company
>says she'll see if she has the energy, but that it would be fun
>that was an hour ago

Just

>>66968266
Absolutely yes

hope this german realises it must take him upwards of 5 seconds to paste his code and fill in the captcha each time

and it takes me 3 seconds to hide/filter it

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>yeah sometime soon

>>66968364
"Hey wanna get a drink after work? 6pm at the black bull good for you?"

>>66968360
http://www.infowars.com/breaking-bombshell-nypd-blows-whistle-on-new-hillary-emails-money-laundering-sex-crimes-with-children-child-exploitation-pay-to-play-perjury/#disqus_thread

>>66968353
>>66968355
Obviously I'm terrified I'll fuck it all up, but yeah, the feeling is so good.

Probably even better because it's so rare.

>>66968372
He replies to himself in each one. Hide the initial post and it'll hide all of them.

>>66968385
That's a bit abrupt seeing as I haven't messaged her in a week

>>66968400
>>66968400
>>66968400

new

>>66968400
>>66968400
>>66968400

fuck missed classes again

hope i dont get expelled from uni

>>66968408
>pay £30,000 for a piece of paper
>don't even go
ah yes

>>66968388
Yeah /pol/ has been ringing with this for the best part of a week now. Some weird fucking shit coming out of these emails.. like insane.
such as:
>>>/pol/96016106

If she doesn't get locked up I don't even know what the point of law and democracy is anymore.

>>66968192
i find it so hard to talk to women through texts. Its much easier face2face desu

>>66965810
>Implying he'll survive The Beth

>>66968562
this

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HE HAD NO BALL

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Really made me think this one did.

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>when Brexit runts whine about how countries like India are gagging for a trade deal with us

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>>66971695
>posting in the old OLD thread an hour and a half after everyone's stopped posting

>>66968266
yes
i heard that from a friend though, i wouldn't do something like that oh no never, not i

>>66967818
>midterm
f (fuck) o (off) y (yank)

>>66981895

haha look at this spaz he can't even spell tea

>sleep all day
>come back
>not even at bump limit

>>66999999
>>67000000

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>>66986140

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he is literally mental

>>66987162
How DARE you take what someone said many years ago and use it against them! That's got NOTHING to do with how he is today.

Now, there's been another video clip of Donald Trump calling a woman fat when he made a TV show in 2006. The fucking orange cunt. He should get shot!

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>>66988266

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>>66988266

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Love watching Gogglebox

A voyeuristic camera just for me, in the nests of braindead runts across the country

>>66990730
>Gogglebox
ah yes, runt entertainment

>>66990730
Who is the bigger runt? The runt who watches, or the runt who watches the runts watching?

https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/36355

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Hitler did nothing wrong lads.

>>66990818
the runt who replies to the runt saying he's watching the runts watching

srs lads what should i do with my week off?

>>66990850
He did loads of things wrong, perhaps the biggest blunder was not making adequate winter preparations during operation Barbarossa.

>>66990862
no, the biggest runt would be the runt who replies to the runt saying he's watching the runts watching

>>66990894
he did nothing wrong (morally speaking)

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>>66990894
Was speaking more morally mate.

>this poor lad on First Dates

>>66990928
so you?

nice one la

Honey mustard?
Pasta?

Surely you wouldn't combine the two

>>66990894
i mean its not like the germans would have won if they had winter clothing

barbarossa was really a "get in quick and end it in a few weeks or youre fucked" kinda deal

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>>66990974
what a spastic

How is this thread still fucking going?

I posted in this first thing

>Remember, our nonviolent ETI from the contiguous universe are helping us bring zero point energy to Earth.

>They will not tolerate any forms of military violence on Earth or in space.
holy shit!!! if we stop fighting for one fucking moment we're getting unlimited energy from aliens.

VOTE HILLARY

>>66991008
>barbarossa was really a "get in quick and end it in a few weeks or youre fucked" kinda deal

Yes, because Hitler refused to make winter preparations when he could have. He wanted the cold to be a motivator to get them to hurry up.

>thinking your posts are too good for the end of a thread
Off yourselves

>>66991125
it wasnt just about the cold though, it was also about the soviet mobilisation, industrial capacity and resource stockpiles of the germans. i highly doubt the germans would have won if they prepared better for winter. they might have performed slightly better yes, but barbarossa was a massive gamble that had to be pulled off very quickly, winter coats or no winter coats.