/brit/

Who's AJ from the lane?

What's the best email app for Android, lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4nkX21VCpE

absolute destroyer of a choon

What are signs a girl likes you lads?

Love it when the elites blatantly subvert democracy

>mum wants me to get a job
>I don't enjoy working

hmm

hey guys

where is the logic that representatives of the people have to decide again what the same people have already decided?

>>66942418
when she touches you and laughs at all your dumb jokes desu

shit kike edition

>>66942402
are jezza

>>66942418
I got wanked off in the staff room earlier at work, not sure whether she's truly into me though.

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how's /brit/ doing today

not bad myself

>>66942402
the one who pretends to miss the drop

>>66942418
If she touches you it's pretty much definite.

>>66942402
are you actually fucking silly

get familiar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9-9GWFuS5w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBISXD_ufI0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWnMbZV66p4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQTsZGvVUbs

>>66942357
>>66942362
Would hold hands with

>>66942463
oh you're one of those skinny white teenagers pretending he's a black rapper?

absolute STATE of that /pol/ mong who thinks anything to do with a non-white is orchastrated by the jews

>>66942450
Aye, ya wee prick. Not bad meself.

>>66942438
>representatives of the people
>implying they won't just vote for themselves

>>66942462
>>66942440
>touches you
nah, this girl touches me and she 100% DOES NOT like me

wish she did though ;_;

>>66942353
manz out in tokyo

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>>66942423
>he fell for the democracy meme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzIRG525l6s

>>66942462
>>66942440
So if we were sitting together and she was showing me stuff on her phone and she was getting pretty close that's a good sign? Like, heads pretty close together, legs touching and all?

My shitty jokes got a reaction too.

>>66942503
just heard the news about brexit being blocked

disgraceful t-b-h

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we're not leaving the EU
Hillary will win the election
i've just been made redundant
never going to see the work qt again

e n d

m
e

>>66942418

if she plays with her hair, she's probably keen

>>66942483
he's not black or white, he's both (his own words)

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>>66942463

>>66942507
If you're 100% sure she doesn't like you why are you asking?

>>66942438
because the referendum isn't a legally binding parliamentary decision, it's just information that members of parliament should use to make a formal decisions
and they're not going to vote for brexit because it was basically 50/50

>>66942527
nah trump is actually gonna win desu

if your mum vomited at the sperm bank she'd be a millionaire

Why live in Little Aston when you can live in London or Kent?

>>66942530
She's got quite short hair actually.

Which I really like

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>>66942514
>tfw east asia tour

>>66942542
not the poster who originally asked

just thought i would chip in

>>66942522
Yes that's a very good sign, ask her out for a drink. I bet you she'll say yes

>>66942536
nah hes a nigger

>>66942520
haven't got time to watch it. just give me the gist of it lad

Just went on /soc/ for the firs time

That isn't what 4chan browsers look like, RIGHT?

People use /soc/ and then leave, RIGHT?

>>66942562
TOP KEK

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>nah hes a nigger

>>66942577
You've known her a long time then? She's probably just comfortable around you

>>66942522
probably

>>66942594
/soc/ is awful, i went on once and it was fat autists posting their arseholes

>>66942526
It' not really being blocked, more likely the process will take longer.

>>66942418
If you still need to ask this you're fucked

>>66942631
it's going to get blocked

>>66942538
>>66942584
>>>/britpol/

this is a grime general

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>>66942527
trump is winning by a lot already to be honest

and as i understand it, parliament will still trigger article 50, but they might delay it until Labour wins the next election and Corbyn will do a "soft brexit" and basically nothing changes

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>>66942593
democracy is a jewish meme

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need to cum all over their faces

>>66942567

Little Aston golf club doesn't allow women members. checkmate.

>>66942657
no its not paki

>>66942618
known her from like a 18 months yea

maybe she's just one of those girls who's very touch with all her friends. i don't know because i never see her with anyone else

i'm a fat cunt

what are you going to about it?

exactly, fuck the lot of you

>>66942666
2,1

>>66942698
hey there fatty bum bum

>>66942698
call you a fat cunt
fat cunt

fucking swear lads i feel like im dying
too soon for me to go

>>66942594
to put it into perspective /soc/ was created to keep those dickheads off /b/

they were too shit for /b/

>>66942692
Do you like her? how do you know she doesn't like you?

>>66942579
Seeing her on Saturday for another house party so that's fine. Secret aim is to have kissed by the end of the night but we'll see.

God she's qt though. Also there are weird things like the fact I went to see Les Mis on Broadway and it turns out I was at the exact same show as she was.

>>66942647
It's almost like we live in some sort of fascist dictatorship

>>66942698
fatty bum bum waheeey

>>66942692
Maybe she does like you lad

https://soundcloud.com/methlab-recordings/audeka-lost-souls-05-into-the-deep

future garage

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>>66942714
>>66942717
>>66942745
fuck off i just wanted to make friends with you

>>66942462
>Bump into qt at uni
>Cock immediately rock hard
>Enter her at faster than light speed

>>66942726
yea i like her, a lot to be honest

>how do you know she doesn't like you?
there's nothing to like

>>66942698
nothing
we get to laugh at you waddling down the street

>>66942672
aston wood does

>>66942698

waste my tax money when your fat arse becomes diabetic and needs years of medication before your early death

business idea: spoil shit shows for runts

the asian bloke dies in the walking dead

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>Strakosch being a Jew and his involvement in the payment of the private debts of Sir Winston Churchill, in 1938, has been cited as evidence of Jewish involvement in British politics in the run up to World War Two. Strakosch had supplied Churchill with figures on German arms expenditure during the latter's political campaign for rearmament against the Nazi regime, and the financial arrangement enabled Churchill to withdraw his home Chartwell from sale at a time of financial pressures.[5]

ahhhh yes

>>66942780
Me in the middle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTN6gL21F60

>>66942462

pfffttt no it isn't

some women are just very touchy, it means almost nothing

Remember when Pakistani pedo gangs abducted and raped thousands of British girls over the space of decades and no one did anything?

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>Also there are weird things like the fact I went to see Les Mis on Broadway and it turns out I was at the exact same show as she was.

>>66942798
how is that shit not cancelled yet

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new creps lads

>>66942798
ahh yes because everyone who cares about the show won't have seen the opening episode that's over a week old

you're shit at being a cunt

>>66942811
shan't be reading a world of this

>>66942837
the fuck is a crep

>>66942828
You're doing it wrong Giuseppe

>>66942839
tony dies in the sopranos at the end

*fade in to me looking relaxed, absolutely blissful, against a white wall*
*sighs contentedly, absolutely happy with life*
*suddenly a robotic womans voice comes from the left*
"warning," it says, "warning," it says, "warning," it says
"oh what is it now you infernal device," i grumble, opening my eyes and losing the serene dreams of nirvana to the sterile walls of reality
*glances over at my smart watch*
*says "/brit/ thread started 5 minutes ago"*
ohhhhh POO! POO POO POO! OH NOO!!! IM LATE FOR MY BIG POST!!! EVERYONE WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO MY GIMMICK AND WHAT HAVE I DONE?! IVE JUST BOTTLED IT COMPLETELY!!!
i simply must get to the venue and perform my post before they let some yank rotter take my place
oh cripes its 6:30pm, doesnt janny close the doors at 7? ive got to rush!
just one problem...
*record scratch*
*camera pans down, revealing that i am currently in a very soapy bath*
*sighs and shrugs*
*smash cut to the empty stage*
*audience very restless just off screen*
"will poster #69942872 please--"
no hold on, hold on, HOLD on you fucking paki rat
*the fat mexican about to get his turn sits down dejectedly*
*theres an almighty scraping sound backstage*
*audience waits with bated breath*
*something starts pulling one of the curtains down from underneath*
*a great oblong shape protrudes from it*
*the curtain collapses completely*
*i arrive in style, my bathtub pushed by 2 of my most diligent maidservants*
*i wave daintily at the audience, getting foam everywhere, and making the janitor clench his mighty fists*
alri?
*gets a few chuckles*
sorry im late lads, had a bit of a timing mishap as you can see haha *turns to maids* mabel, margaret, that'll do m'dears *they dutifully curtsey and scurry away*
now then... ah yes...
*slips on a pair of fake glasses and scans my notes*
so i promised you all a gimmick...
*gets a few cheers*
i know i know, im excited too! ive been working on this'un for some time. its a biiiit racy, but-
*janny shoots me between the eyes*
oh poo

>>66942854
pancake thing

maybe it translates to nike or something?

What is love?

so i just heard brexit requires a vote in the parliament, very mischievious id say

Baby don't hurt me

Hillary is getting absolutely obliterated in the polls.

Its very clear how easily Trump will win

I've made a grave mistake lads.
I caught the wrong train and now I'm in St Helens

>>66942730
Don't leave it too long to kiss her, I've made this mistake too many times and lost her. You can do it

>>66942774
That's no excuse mate, unless you have definite proof like she said she wasn't interested you still have a chance. Try hang out with just the two of you.

>>66942868
9 years late lad

>>66942827
hahaha
yeah
that's when i knew this country had lost all decency
what a time to be alive
haha

>>66942878
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05xgXtHRj1K

>>66942872
no more hugs

well that's a depressing image
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/local-news/harry-styles-cancer-girl-picture-12121961

Democracy is when the people vote and the elite decide whether to allow it or not xxxx

>>66942661
>labour winning

they will never take back scotland and have alienated all their remain voters. it will be a long time until they are in power again

>>66942887
The whole point of Brexit was to restore Parliamentary Sovereignty so we could make our own rules.

Now Brexiters are complaining about Parliament getting a say in Brexit.

Unbelievable.

>>66942914
jack dies in lost at the end

>>66942931
YOU OWE ME

>>66942872
REALLY great. lol! x

>>66942897
>being this delusional

>>66942961
getting better, still 6 years off though

>>66942964
oh okay

*unclicks safety*
make me a sandwich?

>>66942781

must have changed then, I live about 5 minutes drive from there but don't play anymore.

>>66942897
b-but r-r-reddit said..

why would people vote for an evil racist who firebombs black churches in 2016!

why is the world going mad :(

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>>66942897
>brexit
>cubs
>trump
>bowie and prince died

is this the GOATest GOAT year or what

>>66942937
She needs exorcising 2bh

>>66942899
>Try hang out with just the two of you.
But that's how we always hang out.

reckon i got friendzoned

>>66942947
the point is its not even going to happen at all you mong because the parliament are all cucks

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>>66942872
>"will poster #69942872 please--"

>>66942828
Always found it strange this meme man ended up on inbetweeners

>>66942899
I'll be getting obliterated with a whisky bottle on Saturday so it'll give me some of the required courage.

It should happen though I think. I hope. I really hope.

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>>66942872
>>66943019
oh shit

>>66942994
fuck is a cubs

>>66942872
josie are you ok are you ok josie

>>66942979
marlow dies in the wire

>>66942990
there are 2 clubs, one is open to both sexes

ed or luca you here lads

just ate 8 kitkats, a bottle of fanta and 2 packs of crabsticks

>>66943009
I'm no expert but have you tried not seeing her?

Judge what the reaction is when you avoid her for a while.

>>66943015
true

>>66942868
Look at this fuckin pleb

>>66943039
they won the world series last night for the first time since 1908

>>66943047
wahey lad
still going to the local tomoz?

is there a way to get mods to automatically ban or filter irish posters? those niggers make me feel ill.

>>66943047
Luce here
the fuck do you want?

welcome to the northern powerhouse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzP1XC51kro

I know it's a cliche but when you're with a girl and someone says "it feels like I've known you for ages" things are working.

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Alright lads just got a fresh new trim

Can we just dispel the myth that girls playing with their hair around you means they're attracted to you?

Women around me always play with their hair when they speak to me and I'm definitely no Brad Pitt.

I think it's one of the worst myths out there it really winds me up.

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>I-I-IT WAS JUST A TYPO, GOYS

Fucks sake article 50 won't be triggered until fucking 2030 now

>>66943043
flat spracklen house Dukes Place Marlow SL72QH my rented flat since January 2013 and before

>>66943051
>2 packs of crabsticks
ya blew it

>>66943039
a yank baseball team that was a living meme for not winning anything in over 100 years won something

>>66942947
Remember when Cameron presented a signed proposal that the EU could never legislate the UK without parliament consent.

People still moaned about unelected bureaucrats.

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Lads help. I'm stranded in St Helens

>>66942994
North side scum

>>66943059
>what the reaction is when you avoid her for a while.
nothing really

just like normal, should it be something specific?

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>>66943009
I have no experience in this area so I don't really have any advice to give you, I'd rather not fuck up your friendship.

>>66943019
>>66943038
mastered the art of clairvoyance just to maximise the potential of this post
anyone want their palms read?

>>66943039
leiecester city except not as good of a story

>>66943103
they will implement it. just softly

>>66943103

>implement

this is not the same as 'see through to completion'

>>66943135
It's going to erupt m8

>>66943133
>Remember when Cameron presented a signed proposal that the EU could never legislate the UK without parliament consent.
no

>>66943080
umm
world series is baseball?

do they go through to the superbowl now?
cuz they have like 2 separate parallel tier 1 leauges and whoever wins that goes on to a diff tourney or some shit

i dont get it lol

>>66943042
its my new gimmick
rather than putting a bit of thought into all my posts, i spend half an hour on one and just mash the keyboard for the rest of the evening

>>66942994

why is bowie dying good?

Military coup when?

>tfw infatuated with my colleague
>tfw I have to sit next to her for eight hours every day
>tfw I will never EVER have her

Lads

>>66943248
Talk to her you nonce

>>66943135
haha i live about 4 minutes away

on my way now lad, will bring the bous

>>66943241
never you fucking retard

have a feeling David Davis is a nonce

don't ask for any evidence, it's just a feeling

>MOUYES
>O
>U
>Y
>E
>S

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>>66943036
Don't get too drunk and make a fool of yourself, good luck I hope it goes well mate. if your not texting her you should start

>>66943248

this happened to me

asked her out, she said no, took me about a year to get over it

>>66943248
why not?

>>66943208
doing a poo

>>66943305
this also happened to me but i quit my job kek

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get a load of this lads, we have a political class that openly welcomes our ethnic and cultural replacement

>>66943273
Thanks lad

>>66943133


it's almost as if populist complaints against elites can't actually be addressed

>>66943297
alri dave

got called racist in pret a manger

sharpening my opinel #8

>>66943269
I spend all day talking to her
>>66943307
she is way out of my league

Starting to become attracted to the dyke looking girl with the shaved head in my class lads.

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>>66943297
the white race is nothing but nonces

fuck whites

>>66943302
Yeah I'm on and off texting

I make an arse of myself every time I get drunk, but usually not in a malicious way so it's ok.

Since starting uni again I realise that I'm actually mildly outgoing. It's just that I'm not alpha or anything. Probably comes from doing drama.

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>>66943327
those absolute banter (((merchants)))
hahaha
quality

>>66943382
>arse

ahhaha what the fuck?

Business idea: keep yourself in a position of power by juxtaposing yourself against a non existent enemy

>>66943375
>france
>white

>>66943352
Where?

>>66942947
except they're using a rule made by the europeon union you fool

>>66943414
fuck off you filthy pardner

>>66943430
in pret a manger

>>66943413
t. Farage

any of you used to watch bbc news? fucking loved it when i was little

>>66943375
https://xkcd.com/1138/

>>66943355
Then get into a higher league la

self-improvement is no meme.

https://web.archive.org/web/20161103161147/http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3899540/Go-away-shouldn-t-Don-t-come-corner-Yorkshire-no-white-residents.html

"'Go away, you shouldn't be here. Don't come back': The corner of Yorkshire that has almost no white residents

There are almost no white residents to be found in Savile Town, Yorkshire

Last census found only 48 of 4,033 people living there were white British

Even lady selling ice cream from a van during the summer wears a burka"

"From the window of her flat overlooking the canal path in a suburb of Dewsbury in Yorkshire, a blonde woman watches two female figures walking past as they chatter in a foreign tongue.

Both the passers-by are covered in black Islamic gowns, only a glimpse of their eyes show from the 2 in gap in the veils across their faces.

They, like many Muslim women who live here, speak little or no English. Lots of them will have no contact with any person from another religion or culture. Almost all have been brought to the UK to wed the British men of south Asian heritage who have made this area their home."

"Savile Town was left to become an ethnic enclave. And it seems that this detachment from mainstream society had disturbing repercussions. For this small area has produced several young jihadists who disappeared to fight — and die as suicide bombers — for Islamic State in the Middle East.

(Mohammed Sidique Khan, the leader of the bombers who attacked London on July 7, 2005, was brought up nearby. He bade farewell to his pregnant wife at their terrace house before leading his fellow attackers to the capital to claim 52 innocent lives in explosions on Tube trains and buses.)"

>>66943375
no ones downloading CP in africa and the mid east because they can just fuck children there

>>66943444
You got called racist in pret a manger?

>>66943446
the bbc is more biased than pol

>>66943439
>they're using a rule made by the europeon union
The high court ruling that the British Parliament must be consulted is a rule made by the EU?

>>66943481
yeah

my deep web order never arrived

the vendor has no negative ratings and is getting 15+ positive a day

>>66943375
>that cheeky pedo in the middle of the atlantic

>>66943463
>Savile

Now then now then

>>66943463
Fucking baka

>>66943382
I had a friends who did drama, it helped him open up a bit. If you're a shy person doing things that you would consider embarrassing can help you get used to it and help you come out of your shell.

>>66943494
yes

>>66943507
In pret a manger?
Are you sure?

did that canuck nonce get b&.

>>66943508
can happen, might expect a knock at the door soon ;^)

>>66943556
yeah

I've got pins and needles in me bellend haha

>>66943591
Racist

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>A MIGRANT turf war erupted into violence on the streets of one of Paris' trendiest neighborhoods early this morning as asylum seekers beat each other to a pulp with wooden clubs.

>The blood-curdling brawl erupted just yards from the Stalingrad Metro station, where a squalid migrant camp has popped up following the demolition of the Jungle.

>It was not immediately clear what sparked the early morning fight, but rival gangs of people smugglers have previously been involved in violent brawls in Calais.

>And despite the horrific brawl, a pro-migrant rally is apparently being organized to take place at the camp at 6pm tonight.

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>>66943375

>>66943598
should probably take them out haha

T2 lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsozpEE543w

might be Going Out™ tonight

>>66943541
Drama is great for that honestly. It also helps that there's usually a 4/1 ratio of female to male. So you're surrounded by qts for the most part. I'd really recommend it to some of the more hopeless people on here, it forces you to do things you aren't comfortable with.

Plus acting is fun as fuck.

>>66943614
Marvellous, ey lads?

got called racist in greggs earlier lads

>>66943624
Looks fucking great 2bh.

>>66943614
how do we fix france

>>66943666
ever played bf3 where the nuke goes off in paris?

>>66943614
How very vibrant!

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>>66943463
>In 2001 64 per cent of all residents were white - in 2011 this dropped to 44.6 per cent

>>66943616
Hahaha good one lad

>>66943615
>hurr it's just random and symbolises nothing
no

>>66943666
Start by not fucking up the Middle-East

>Going on 4chan has actually given you a reasonable dry wit

Who says this place is just bad?

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>>66943614
>Stalingrad Metro
they are already living with their brother of color, shan't be arsed about what's happening there

need a brexit that's hard like my willy :3

>>66943709
don't blame us, blame your gubbamint

BREMAIN
R
E
M
A
I
N

>>66943641
I would like to try it myself, but I don't know any clubs and I'm not in uni

>>66943749
I blame both our gubments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCS13YSZikU

Fan vid has 8 million views

Actual music video has 800k views

All because it has Cara in the thumbnail

Mental

>why yes I am totally happy with leaving the EU, regardless of the economic issues, at least we got our sovereignty back

>>66943641
I was next to the drama block at college and they were the most obnoxious people I've ever met 2bh

Maybe am dram is different though

>>66943624
>that memetastic monologue

Danny Boyle is a hack.

Ah yes, it's a /brit/ shills God awful shouty nigger music episode. Again

>>66943784
i'm glad you agree x

>>66943784
Agreed

every time a girl bends over in front of me i have the urge to put my fingers in her fanny

>>66943757
It's just not as catchy, brexit sounds a lot nicer

think this may have been what swung it

>>66943784
good lad

>>66943784
we voted out because its banter

its banter to leave the eu

is my scientology movie a good watch lads

HUMAN TRAFFIC IS BETTER THAN TRAINSPOTTING

>>66943782
It's got more views 'cause it's the first result when you google Lady Gaga Donatella, it's the first one to show up 'cause it was uploaded first and so got more views before the official video

hayley's on 997 ratings

>>66943771
I did one at my local theatre before this. Just an acting class, so nothing serious. It's fun. Most theatres have some sort of acting course.

>>66943786
I can see how some of them might be obnoxious if they're taking it really seriously. If it's just a bit of fun everyone's usually fine.

Seriously though, qt grills everywhere, for some reason lads don't do drama.

>>66943784
>Pound goes down even though we haven't actually left
Ah yes implying the pound dropping is nothing to do with blokes on computers trading

this is huh... wow

>>66943828
Every time I'm near an attractive girl I have the urge to put my arm around her and hug her desu

Am I gay?

>>66943859
are you one of them?

>>66943846
did you died??

>why yes I am happy to be a slave to an orwellian globalist superstate in exchange for a small potential increase in GDP

should I exchange my money now or in 2 weeks?

>>66943848
It's good at showing how fucking weird a cult it is but honestly I didn't think it was a very good documentary.

I'd say it's worth watching but not one of Louis' best.

>>66943848
worse than 'going clear'

Louie has really fallen off lately.

>>66943883
Nah I do the same.

Just want to be close to someone, you know?

>>66943896
the orwellian state the the UK tbf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVXVQZLizA0

I'm gonna post it!

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Going to the shop lads, want anything?

>>66943375
me on the left

so is brexit cancelled? why were you lot saying may was resigning?

why don't we make minimum wage £100 an hour

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>tfw going to Berlin tomorrow
>probably won't be on the internet much over
>return on Monday to an imminent landslide Trump victory

IT'S HAPPENING BOYS

yeah mate, i voted to leave the eu
nah mate, i dont regret it a bit
yeah mate, isnt it funny
nah mate, committing a sin
yeah mate, fuck off
nah mate, not joining that eu malarkey
yeah mate, europe is bollocks
nah mate, the uk is sound
yeah mate, europe is a dog pound
nah mate, im not a rapper

>>66943972
Can you get us some cans of wife beater and a packet of M&Ms lad

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>>66943784
agreed

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thoughts?

>>66944005
You're four cents short

SUNKLOFYV

>>66944007
there's currently a play on at Birmingham rep theatre about Enoch Powell

think it's leftie bollocks though

gotta stay young, and never grow old
it's the golden age of rock and roll

>>66943614
poor souls x

what can we do to help

>>66943972
surprise me

will be absolute chaos if I don't like it though mark my words

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feel a poo coming

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>>66944020
dont try it sunshine, ive the bod of a god
pic related

>>66943784
is right

>>66944032
I give you a tenner lad what are you on about

>>66944020
me in 3 months tbqh

off to leg day in 30 mins hehe

have a feeling i'm gonna need to top up the leccy meter like now desu

>>66944090
i feel like doopin' mental gets disproportionate attention
what the fuck is that last one

>>66944090
Yanks really are terrible at crowd chants

gonna have a wank while listening to Bach playing the organ
this one is for you God

>>66943869
They were just all loud and hyper all of the time. Being outgoing is one thing but drama students are a step above.

You're right there were a lot of qts though

Just done the lass up the fookin Cadbury canal, lads

>>66944104
How is this possible?

Do you also have very narrow shoulders?

>>66944123
I don't even lift bruh

>>66944020
effeminate goon

>>66944140
TSU

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>>66943624
>older Kelly Mcdonald

>>66944090
FIGHHHHHHHHT......... AND WINNNNN!

I thought the vote proved you had guts, England, but I was wrong. Invading Falklands right now as we speak. By the time you are done voting for the war, and then have the MPs vote against the war, they'll have a new name.

>>66944118
That was a fiver you lying fuck

>>66944167
I don't like your attitude, sunshine!

>>66944104
J U S T
U
S
T

>>66944145
Fair enough. I find that they're not really too hyper in the things I've done, everyone is a bit more mature than that.

Either way it's useful for self confidence. It's amazing how many people choke when they have to do any sort of presentation, I literally don't give a fuck about talking in front of people at this point.

>>66944219
I'll strangle you, pike cunt

>>66944225
go suck another cock

ah yes, i too "top up" the leccy "meter" when it runs too low and the generator ceases functioning

might live it large and put £15 on there this time haha

>tfw should have just lived at home for longer and saved 1.8k a month instead of moving out and spending that on rent, food and going out.

B A K A

Man Shitenited

>>66943624
What's Trainspotting about??

Never even seen the first one.

Just looks like a depressing view into durggies in Scotland, not sure what the hype is about.

>mouyes

any man know where i can find a digital copy of SUNKOFYV
ssafe x

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do people play the "poo dollar" game in the UK? where you wipe your ass with a dollar bill and then throw it on the ground and laugh at whoever picks it up

Got meself another piping hot cup of Lipton black tea and some rice bubbles for breakfast lads

>>66944316
doesn't have much of a plot beyond smack addicts feeding their addiction

it does have some famous fucked up scenes though

>>66944387
>wipe your ass with a dollar bill
We don't use dollar bills as a medium of exchange in this country.

>>66944387
No but my dad used to work at a car wash and they used to glue a pound coin to the wall and watch people spend hours trying to pick it off.

>>66944207
Nah, if our politicians commit treason and ignore the will of the people then they would have handed us a UKIP government at the next election.

May knew this, which is why she still went along with the Brexit even though she was a remainer. She wants to keep on to her power.

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>>66944387
>dollar bill

>almost wore a hoodie to work today that had a bit of jizz on it

Close one.

>>66944387
what in the goddamn hell are you talkin about

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>Nah, if our politicians commit treason and ignore the will of the people then they would have handed us a UKIP government at the next election.

>>66944448
>almost wore a hoodie to work

Close call lad, don't want people thinking you're a chav

>>66944431
I've done this with a toonie at my work
fucking every single day I see some disgusting runt trying to pry it off the floor

New
>>66944502

*fights and wins*

new
>>66944510
>>66944510
>>66944510

>>66944472
I wear my everyday, comfy clothes into work and get changed into my work gear once there.

Don't want my car getting filthy.

>>66944523
Someone make a non nonce one

>>66944550

It appears I was right

kshitter DESTROYED HAHAHAHA

Little Hotpockets is quick on the draw