/isr/ - /ישר/ - Israel Thread

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>>66938338
>jews falling for their own tricks

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>>66938338
OMG Israel-senpai~ ! ! !

>>66938338
how winter is in israel ? do you get

>>66938560
snow ? *

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>>66938516
<3

>>66938594
In some places it snows, especially on Mount Hermon.

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אני רוצה לגור בישראל, אני ממש שונא את המדינה הזאת

>>66938738
למה?

ני רוצה לגור בישראלל, אני מדינה ממש שורוצה לגור בישראל,

>>66938880
It's poor, the government are retards, everyone I know keeps getting robbed or mugged, and South Africa's version on BLM are going around shutting down universities so that you can't even write exams.

I've had it. The only reason I stayed here was for university after school

>>66939152
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>>66939152
[International community frowns upon your shenanigans]

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Anyone's country had any recent events related with Israel or with Israeli Embassy?
Poland here: religious highs meeting in Warsaw and Krakow also Israeli Book Day in Krakow

Israel is a nice country. :3

>>66940115
<3

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>tfw too intelligent for this country

How's the job market for engineers? I want to spend some time in Israel working

>>66941851
I know this feel unironically

>>66939152
If you can leave to Israel I would never stay in South Africa and I don't even like it here

nth for fuck Shuli Mualem

>>66942059
Hi-tech is probably the best job market in Israel.

t. Software engineer

>>66941851
>>66942097
Who doesn't? The average Israeli is maybe 1 point above Arabs. Arsim everywhere.

How frequent is it for an American to pick himself a wife up from Israel and never live there? I like the people but the economy is dogshit. I can give dat greencard.

>>66942134
Cool, EE here, working on a PhD. I have heard only good things about the tech environment there

>>66942097
>>66941851
same

>>66942243
Why dont you visit sp anymore greatest ally?

>>66942237
I don't know why this made me laugh so much

>>66942237
I can tell that artist's math knowledge is pretty down the toilet.

>>66938338
r u jewish?

>>66942485
Why? I was asked to find the absolute maxima/minima using the lagrange multiplier
All you can see in that pic is the function f and g and the gradient of g
How exactly did you come to your conclusion?

>רוב הישראלים תומכים בטראמפ כי הם חושבים שהוא יהיה טוב לישראל
>אני תומך בטראמפ כי אני יודע שהוא יהיה נוראי לישראל
מי כאן \שטני\ חוץ ממני?

>>66942633
Copied notes from the board. You don't know shit, nigga. You're drawing holocaust fanfic art.

>>66943091
why?

>>66943171
Nuh uh

>>66943091
מי כאן דביל וילד סנטר כמוך?

>>66943503
>>66943237
קלינטון היא בכיס של איפאק וכל היהודים בארהב
חצי מהקמפיין של טראמפ הוא קיצוץ בסיוע חוץ
תעשו אחד ועוד אחד

Dont wanna be a goyim anymore lads

>>66943860
Remove benis

>>66943237
is this kosher porn ?

>>66944288
OI VEY!
they had nosejobs operations, or are not real jews. not kosher!

How do we make Israel great again?

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i am not very fond of jews but,
jews>arabs>>>kurds

>>66938338
How is israel? I always took it as a place where you get bombed and shit

>>66945545
>I always took it as a place where you get bombed and shit
Only on meme days

>>66938738
ישרא חוי זה חרא של מדינה גם חתיכת כלב שחור אני רוצה לחזור לסרביה או לרוסיה או לאלדה להתחתן אים אישה נוצרית ולהוליד ילדים נוצרים ולחיות את החיים בסרביה או ברוסיה או ביוון אבל אני עדין לומד אז אחרי הלימודים מה שבטוח אני עוזב את ה פח אשפה שנקרא ישר-חוי לתמיד

>>66945806
But is it like that? Honestly I have to admit i'm completely ignorant about Israel, I know people that have visited and my mother has some friends living there but I just never paid attention.

Always thought it was the same as Iraq and those other countries with sand niggers, I know realize it's probably not but never bothered to check either

>>66946201
Is this a spell?

>>66946235
>But is it like that?
>Always thought it was the same as Iraq and those other countries with sand niggers
Not at all.

>>66946278
לך תיזדין בקבר השחור זבל עופות כוושי בן זונה ברוסיה חתיכת חרה שחור היתה כבר מת מות יומאת ב פח אשפה חתוך לחתיכות קטנות :)

dear jews can you send jews here to make us rich
we are good goys thenks

>>66946278
Nah, just edgyness

>>66941851
>You live in an arab country with arab culture, arab mentality, arab music and arab honor that still hates and wants to kill arabs
>All neighboring states are practically the same
I want out.

>>66946366
Nice
>>66946469
>:)
Don't use emoticons on 4chan you mutilated dick.

Judio asqueroso

>>66946653
Move to Jew York. Although I think the LA Jews are superior.

>>66946470
Пpивeт кaк дeлa ты тaтap или pycки ?? Для чeгo вaм этo нaдo ?? У вac тaк и тaк тaм кyчa pyccких cкopo Кaзaхcтaн бyдeть Pycь тoжe : D cлaвa Пyтин cмepт Aмepики гo тpaмп

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>>66946653
>Zionism was a mistake

>>66945285

it was never great, despite what the """""golden"""""" generation might try to make you imagine

I'm thinking about converting to Christianity. That way I could save my future children from genocide and live a happy quiet life with God giving me the strength to help myself and others. Should I do it?

>>66946653
We'll I am Russia and a lot of isreal shit music come form arabs and Turks covers but the good gums come form Greeks bros so let me post exsempel :) hold on 2min

Let's start with αναμνήσεις memoiris in English

Anyone remember crazyaga? I loved that guy I hope he's doing ok

>>66946994
Yes. I did it for cultural reasons.

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>>66947049
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r6-scBWz4D8

Here have fun 10/10 I am Russia but I anderstend 100% all east wast Slavic lenguges + plus Greeks so if you have good lagendary songs post it

>>66947142

Hows it working out for you?

>>66945285
Beat the sand nigger out the mizrahim, the bydlo out the Eastern European, the Jew out the cheredim and send niggers back to Africa. Then we could be a 7/10 country :D

>>66946850
It was pre-ordained really when hundreds of thousands of middle eastern jews migrated to Israel. Intellectual ashkenazi Jews enjoyed European infrastructure to become well educated, but Israel had nothing of the sort to integrate Mizrahim. And poor uneducated people will always outbreed middle/higher class seculars so even the ultra religious Ashkenazim would have quickly taken over the country.

Molten pot wasn't executed properly. Integration failed. Multiculturalism took over and eventually was even actively encouraged by the government via independent education systems, ghetto segregation, and monthly allowance for mere cultural practices.

Israel turned to an arab country with a European mindset minority and a rapidly growing religiously fanatical minority. With a growing rift between each sector, changes in power and competition for control of the country with no clear single powerhouse, it's going to end like in Lebanon in violent civil wars and regression.

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>>66947396

Just like last time. Jews are the worst.

>>66947327
It's not that I fully believe the religion but I always liked Russian orthodox culture and art. When I came to Israel I began to hate all sand nigger culture and decided to go to Orthodox Church because I missed Russian culture minus the bydlo. Christianity>Judaism as well, cutting your dick is dumb and Jesus sounded like a cool guy but again this was more for cultural reasons then religious ones. I also checked out one of those Christian Jew churches but it wasn't for me at all

Hi. What Israelis think about present Poland?


P.S. I love Jewish music :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A0Up5hlIgk

>>66947494
Maybe if we were Christian we would get along :)))

>>66947332
Kill the dati and kill the Sudan nigers thet come here kill the mizrahi scum kill the yaman scum kill the Maroko scum kill the Zion nazi scum and leave only master race Ashkenazi pepole and Slavs Greeks Russian sparadi and čabari kill the Turk cultur in isreal kill the mizrahi cultur and thets it here you have a porfect stron white Rus emperia :)

>>66947587
I like any European country that has culture so polan is ok w me but a lot of poles on here believe in the stupid Jew conspiracies

>>66947587
Co to za gówno jest ??

>>66947587
Best European country desu

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>>66947671
This.
You forgot the Arabs tho.

>>66947712
Yes a lot of polaks change ther name here to szlomo I szimon and girls to riwka or orli or koral

>>66947602
Christians have to get along as they believe in the power of love and compassion.

So long as you agree that Jesus' torture was sufficient to atone for the original sin and grant you automatic entry into heaven, otherwise you dare cheapen His suffering.

Or so long as you agree you must commit also good acts to be judged as a pure soul and receive entry into heaven, otherwise you're decadent, corrupt, evil, and forgot that Jesus died for your sins.

Then we must kill each other to prove who follows better the virtues of love and compassion.

>>66947671
Too bad half the Russian, Romanian, and polish Jews are shit too. Don't forget the Ethiopians, Filipinos, Arabs, Eritreans and French either.

Basically we are filled with third worlders who will never outgrow that mentality. Israel will probably be pretty shit no matter what.

>>66947752
:D Słuchaj, ano znalazłem taką wersję Shalom Aleichem, może akurat te wykonanie nie jest najlepsze, ale sama pieśń bardzo ładna.
Tu ładna wersja instrumentalna, ale już bez tekstu :( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSmXMA688y0

>>66947853
Maјкa cepбијa cтpoнг אימא סרביה חזקה

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pR52yVt7w28

>>66947494
if only lebanon still had a chrisitian majority

they could have been a useful ally

you could just annex them and just dump all the mizrahim there, to see what happens when you add another layer to the multicultural shitpile

>>66947671
should have stayed in the pale senpai

>>66948244
>if only lebanon still had a chrisitian majority
was never a christian majority

65% christians in 1932 barely counts as christian majority

>>66948244
go fuck yourself you disgusting anglo fuck
literally worse than jews
I'd rather an Israeli over an anglo

>>66947921
Dziękuję bardzo teraz Ty słuchaj Tutaj u izralu nie ma wojna merzdu sławian jesteśmy wszesztko bracia Tutaj

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NTNcxGVgn9I

Odgowor mnie Czy ten piosenka podobajo się dlia cibie ??

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>>66947993
Ashkos should be re-holocausted tb.h fa.m

>>66948665

ok ahmed tibi

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>>66948665
>re-
>implying there was a first time

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Thanks for hummus, best dip in the world.

>>66948502
Mnie sie Kaczmarski bardzo podoba, on jest w Polsce bardzo szanowany. Tutaj jest moja ulubiona piosenka Kaczmarskiego. Opowiada ona o ludzkim wojowaniu w imieniu religii prowadzącym do mordowania bliźniego w imieniu wymyślonej ideologii
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0djxtx6UcoA

>>66948794

no problem, one of our best jewish inventions

you should try our other hitech development - falafel

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>>66948794
Hummus is Lebanese you cunt

>>66948751
אמא שלך אחמד טיבי

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>>66948853
FUCK OFF
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>>66948877
Did i say who I was thanking??

אני מזדהה מינית כמסוק התקפתי. עוד< מהיותי ילד קט חלמתי לדאות מעל שדות נפט ולזרוק מטענים חמים ודביקים על נוכרים מגעילים. אנשים אומרים לי שאיש אינו יכול להיות מסוק ושאני מפגר מזדיין, אבל לא אכפת לי, אני יפהפה. מנתח פלסטי מתקין לי להבים מסתובבים, תותחי שלושים מילימטר
what did he mean by this?

>>66948877

yes yes and israel is palestine and wrong is right.

is there anything arabs won't try to steal from the honest hardworking inventive jews?

>>66948934
Yes you did, by posting it in the Israeli general

>>66948794
Dobro došli witamy u izrale amerikanska prastitutka :)

>>66948877
>Being this delusional
>When Hummus is like 30 times older than your national experiment and is only known as "Lebanese" in Lebanon when all over the world it's known as Jewish and monopolized by Israeli food firms.

>>66948665
And you're an Arab, there's literally nothing different about you smelly brown creatures and 99% of people can't tell you apart. Your music sucks, you're all fat, illiterate, and spend most your time trying to rip each other off for 5 shekels.

>>66942104
I nearly did but I decided to get a uni degree here because i can't afford Israeli uni. I made a mistake...

>>66949004
>i can't afford Israeli uni
But it's dirt cheap

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>>66948986
Got me there m8, thanks to whoever invented it.

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>>66948954
It literally takes me less than two hours to get to where you live and strangle the ever living fuck out of you

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>>66948385
>i dont know what a majority is

it's more christian than america is white

>>66948447
the lebanese parliment it's fucking batshit insane

either you beg the government to shit in your mouth or your country explodes, quite literally
top kek

>>66949004
We'll kinda, if you have other options go there but Israel is better then Africa. But outside the really tourist areas here Israel is identical to any Arab shit hole

>>66949062
>threatens to commit terror over hummus

Truly Arabs are animals.

>>66949062

good luck i'm behind 7 infantry brigades come at me bro

>>66949062
>It literally takes me less than two hours to get to where you live and strangle the ever living fuck out of you
It's funny - because it's true. You can even send me rocket mail and it will arrive in 90 seconds.

>>66948993
Fuck off Friedman, at least we have dignity and we aren't leftist traitors who live in Tel Aviv and pretend to be Europeans. You are a Khazar mixed with Slavic rape baby.

aw that song is awesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-3JMe9lLkY

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>>66949175
>murder = terror

>>66949054
South African exchange rate is very bad. 1 Dollar is nearly 14 Rand

>>66949209
Either way you're animals unfit for civilization

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>>66949199

>at least we have dignity

HAHAHAHAHA

>>66949209
Well you would be making an example out of him, so he gets murdered and everyone else gets terrorized.

But you're CURRENTLY terrorizing him via the threat.

t. teror egspert.

>>66949199
I thought mizrahi were more left wing? Or am I wrong?

>>66949271
Still more dignity than you. You are a bunch of arrogant and selfish animals.

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>>66949061
lebanese butthurt is priceless

>>66949199
Dignity? You don't even have honor, all the negative stereotypes about Jews being greedy and liars fit the mizrahi more then anyone else. Plus ashkenazis built this country while you're the shit the floated over and destroyed it. Half the right wing party is Russians too. Anyway thanks for proving the mizrashit are retards with believing the khazar theory. Arab scum is all you'll ever be.

>>66949344
No he's retarded, it's always mizrahi defending Arabs because "oh we're so similar they're our cousins :)" just the other half of them make up for their lack of anything to be proud of by being ultra nationalist but really they're just trying to prove they aren't Arabs in denial

>>66949344

Israel has a different standard for the rest of the world when it comes to right-left

Here it is almost entirely a security policy issue, with left being talk to the balestinians and make peace vs right which is taking all their shit and then making peace (at some unspecified point)

if you looked at it from a classic left-right perspective then yes, mizrahis would be left wing because they are poor and stupid and want more national insurance money to buy arak and eat fried margarine that they claim is their traditional food somehow

i'm filthy fucking rich, but i need that jew connections. how to into marrying a well connected tchotchka?

>>66949465
Ashkenazi fought for the independence of this country while you were still drinking Arab semen. No one is more arrogant and selfish then you arsim who give all Israeli tourists a bad name worldwide. Sand nigger.

>>66949546
>i'm filthy fucking rich

step 1 out of 1 accomplished

>>66949546
You don't want one

>>66949199
>dignity
You mean honor. Ashkenazim have dignity, mizrahim/other arabs have honor.

The difference is that an ashkenazi is well mannered, well dressed, well educated, doesn't believe in invisible pink ponies, and makes good money from a good respectful job that promotes the world in some manner. They won numerous nobel prizes, advanced science in almost every field and built Israel and defended it against all odds in an incredible chain event of historical precedents after precedents. That's dignity.

Mizrab honor? You look at me funny during a red light and I'll get out of my car with a bat. Don't give me a sufficient tip and I'll stab you in the parking lot. Say you don't smoke when I ask for cig, and you'll get shot for clearly holding out on me. I was in jail longer than you. I'm not a Frayer™ so I don't wait in line - either at the bank or during a traffic jam.

[spoiler]I know we're all ashkenazim here goating each other or goyim on proxy. Mizrahim need recognition from their surrounding so they'll all be on facebook, not posting as anonymous[/spoiler]

>>66949674

This.

Jewish women are pure pain.

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>>66949479
t. eternal Anglojew

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>>66949674
I do though, Jewish genes = hot

>>66949780

The reason for successful Jewish men: they're too scared to go home after work

>>66949528
And yet...
.. the head of the biggest right party said he supports a two state solution, and his party holds a historical monopoly over the territory for peace formula.
... While the left built the country, and the IDF has its roots in it via Hagana and the kibbutzim.
Also gave an entire sector a "Get Out of Conscription" free card. Totally right wingish.
Funny how it's just brand recognition that has no basis in reality.

>>66949493
>all the negative stereotypes about Jews being greedy and liars fit the mizrahi more then anyone else
Just because the system and media always back you up doesn't mean you don't fit the stereotype. After all, it's you who are hated by the goyim, not we.

>>66949588
You brought us here to be canon fodder.

>>66949718
Take your Khazar manners back to where you came from. You're in the Middle East.

>>66949920

More like Bibi has no ideological or moral compass and has sold us all down the river

>>66949528
>taking all their shit
>and then making peace

Israeli right wing politics sounds awesome lol. Besides, Balestinians have no right to the land. They should just go to their other country known as Jordan
>>66949614
Kek
>>66949728
t. Sandnigger

>>66950009
t. literal nigger

>>66949718
They have Arab definition of honor and no real honor. A mizrahi would rob a pregnant women just so he could buy shawarma.

But I agree, there's no way a mizrahi could into internet

>>66949780
They're hot but bad personalities, I fuck goys exclusively. Jew girls are rude and have no manners, they're loud and think talking about taking cocks up the ass is funny. Plus they're some of the most materialistic women around. Worst women I've dated were all Jews

>>66950051
Yeah I'm an ashkenazi jewish "nigger". Makes sense lol

>>66949994
>No ideological compass
Keeping your seat at all cost kinda is an ideology.

Benis

>>66948877
Hummus is Phoenician food prepared originally by Hanibal from corpses of Roman soldiers.

>>66949934
>system and media back you evul whiteys up

Yeah because you're niggers and to dumb to have any positions of power and you take it out on each other by fighting outside clubs

>you brought us here

No, you ran here from your twins (Arabs)

>Khazar

Better then sand nigger although it's literally been disproven if you were able to google you'd know

>take your manners back with you we're in the Middle East

Translation: I'm a dumb rude sand nigger who has to use his location to excuse being a useless piece of trash to society.

You belong in the palm trees monkey.

>after all it's you who is hated

99% of all mizrahi Jews were either kicked out or ran, while only 40% of Ashkenazi Jews live in Israel. So looks like you're as hated as you are dumb. Had European met you sand niggers a second holocaust would be in their plans immediately

>>66949528
>mizrahis would be left wing because they are poor and stupid and want more national insurance money to buy arak and eat fried margarine that they claim is their traditional food somehow

I fucking kek'ed

>>66950081
It's practically the same. And a European back then being insulted over a bad word demanding a duel to the death at dawn is incredibly petty. It's just about keeping your peacock feathers in a nutshell.

Chivalry is something else though, if you mean that.

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>>66950273
Very good post.

>>66949718
You over estimate them. In my experience they're like chihuahua's. They're small and bark real loud but are pussies and scared of Russians as soon as a real altercation happens. They're just good at yelling to seem intimidating but pussy out as soon as someone calls their bullshit act.

>>66950272
T9=QUQ

R9 UP UQUQ

I honestly just want Israel to be sanctioned to death and get this mess over with

>>66950272

our boy from nablus

>>66949780
>>66949546

MARRIAGE IS FOR QUX, ASHLEIGH

TFW NO BLONDE WASP FUCKTOY

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>>66950563
inb4 "leftist Tel-Avivian"

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>Jews

>>66950523
I heard that arsim are terrified of mid-sized+ dogs.

>>66950563
That happened to us, and look what happened.

>>66950544
Sup quq? Where have you been? Did you stop being a NEET?

>>66950593
H-hi?

>>66950702
Most brown people are

>>66950453
I mean they have no honor as in they'll rip off the poor and feel good, steal from the weak, scratch their nuts and pee in public, and just in general act like shit people without feeling bad about being shit. In Russia even the lowest criminal thinks to rip someone off is disgraceful, in Israel the mizrahim think it's the only way to make money and if you don't scam then you're a friar.

>>66950081
YOU MEAN YOU FUCK ARABS? WHAT GOY WOMEN ARE IN KIKESRAEL?

ALSO NORMIES REE QUIT STEALING OUR WOMEN CHAD

>>66950733
STILL A NEET UQUQ

STILL HAVE DR00Z GF

STILL IN SAME APARTMENT

WATERED MY LAPTOP SO POSTING FROM PHONE

>>66950721
I guess you're right, will have to settle for civil war instead

>>66950702
Yes, I have a German shepherd and all the browns and blacks run from it. Feels great.

>>66950755
I live in Israel part time and have only fucked one Arab and she was a Christian and half white.

>>66950401
>Yeah because you're niggers and to dumb to have any positions of power and you take it out on each other by fighting outside clubs
Ashko nepotism. But it's dismantling and you're in panic.

>No, you ran here from your twins (Arabs)
We didn't run away from anywhere. We came here because we truly love the land of Israel. Unlike you oven dodgers who want to sell our land to Arabs.

>Had European met you sand niggers a second holocaust would be in their plans immediately
We make up the elite in France.

>>66950873
>Unlike you oven dodgers who want to sell our land to Arabs.
good point, Ashkenazi jews had many chances to go to israel but they were too comfortable in their western european cities. It took one genocide and now everyone is a big patriot.

>>66950081
You just need to find a proper qt
Like one small girl with a super sweet voice, zero care for materialistic wealth, only wants to promote charity, has zero social barriers so even though you just met her she'll talk about her period, and likes to swear, although there are suicidal tendencies.

>>66950853
Just kick the Arabs out and you won't need a civil war, and in 50 years no one will care anymore. There are many arab states but only one Jewish state. כהנא צדק

>>66950873
>Ashke nepostism

See you're niggers, news flash you dumb brown ape, if we got in positions of power to push "our own" all that means is we were superior for originaly getting those positions of power. What the fuck do you expect when we literally built this country you monkey. No ones panicking, just no one wants to live in another brown Arab shithole so we leave.

>we ran here because we love Israel!

Ha you people didn't even want to come at first but were forced to leave by Arabs. The founders of Israel were ALL European decent. Stay inferior shit skin.

>we make up the elite in French

French Jews are the shit of European Jews and everyone hate them. They also didn't do shit for this country and just come here to sit at restaurants and smoke cigarettes. They followed in the mizrahi tradition of running from Arabs.

>>66950853
>will have to settle for civil war instead
Can't win m8

>>66950866
>>66950866
POST NUDES

TOTAL NOTCH COUNT?

REE

>>66950845
>WATERED MY LAPTOP
How?

>>66951104
You had me until the swearing and period shit, that's exactly what Israeli girls do that I hate. They can't act like women in public.

>>66951135
It's not just the Arabs. It's European Jews vs Arab Jews and then none religious Jews vs religious ones. The divides are huge and we are pretty segregated

>>66951135

the second we have no arabs to worry about is the second we start ripping eachother's throats out

the arabs un/fortunately (depending on your POV) are too stupid to realize this

>>66951252
No nudes, but my body isn't anything special.

Total count sex 13
Any sexual contact not sure, maybe between 20-30 depending on what you count.

Mostly Europeans and Americans.

>>66951149
You got in key positions because you were here first, you dumb pig. And when we came here, you threw us in Maabaras in the middle of nowhere, with literally nothing. You never let us positions. And now we changed it because we are the majority. And Miri Regev is just the beginning. Keep condescending and see where it gets you.

>French Jews are the shit of European Jews and everyone hate them. They also didn't do shit for this country and just come here to sit at restaurants and smoke cigarettes. They followed in the mizrahi tradition of running from Arabs.
Still the economic elite of France. Stay mad, Eastern European trash.

>>66951259

PUT LAPTOP ON SELF AFTER TAKING A SHOWER

NOW HOW WILL I SPIT SICK GAME ON THE RHINE OF 69?

ITS ANUDDAH GREAT KNAFEH FAMINE

>>66949181
I am from egoz Russian commando barbaric animals subhuman brigada I will halp you to kill this pepole but only the terrorist one not Gona halp you if you kill Arabic pepole just for fun like a lot mizrahi doing in the golani brigada and no one put them in jail also a lot of golani are gays even the מפקד

>>66951291
Fuck feminine stereotypes, that's purely in your head. I rather get a free spirit qt that talks her mind and has zero barriers. I find it as a compliment that she doesn't hold off and is willing to talk about anything. If only she had abs she'd be perfect. Manners for me is just to not lose your shit illogically and not step over people.

>>66951327
One day Israel will split into the Arab states, the communist republic of Tel Aviv, the judean caliphate of Jerusalem, Russo-Ashkenazi judea, and mizrashit kikestan.

>>66951441
המג"ד, מתי נכנסים לעזה?

>>66951357
NOT YOUR NUDES MILO, HERS

WHAT WAS ARAB GIRL LIKE IN BED?

>>66951410

FRENCH *ASHKENAZI* JEWS

FRENCH MAGHREB JEWS ARE PLEBS

>>66951518
YOU WILL GET A GIRL WHO LOVES TO CRITICIZE YOU AND CURSE YOU OUT

>>66951291
>>66951327
I can understand the divide between religious and secular Jews, but why are tensions between European and Arab Jews a thing? Outside of Israel, a Jew is a Jew. They see us as the same

I'm the guy from >>66946141

I'm learning hebrew, as you may see in the linked thread. How would you israelis or jewish or hebrew-speaking people consider this language? Is it good for expression? Does it bring a better undestanding of reality due to its peculiarities?

Do you think this language has anything to do with, as I read in this thread, israeli deliberate stupidy?

What about the role of culture in this?

Sorry for bombarding with questions. I'm really curious.

>>66951650
A spitfire is fine too.

>>66951676
THERE IS LITERALLY NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND A LEMBA

>>66951410
No we are in key positions because we aren't lazy sand niggers who eat shit food all day. If you had control that would be the death of this country. We "put you in the middle of no where" and then you wonder why I'm condescending to you? Ashkenazi came to literal swamp lands and sandy shitholes and fucking farmed them, they didn't have anything to give you down hand out seeking monkeys. They were busy building this country with nothing.

>still elite of France

No one gives a shit, they're still shit and only successful because of European education and culture. If they kept their sand nigger culture they'd be just as shit as the rest of them. Stay inferior middle eastern subhuman.

>>66951518
If we are alone sure talk to me about anything but Israeli girls yell about their vaginas out in public. I can't bring a girl like that around my family. And mizrahis act all traditional but their girls are not only the worst but I know 2 that left their families to go live with Arabs.

>>66951716
A WORLD WAR TWO ERA BRITISH AIRPLANE?

BITCHY GIRLS GET REAL OLD REAL FAST

>>66951676
"Us" and "Them", economic gaps, education gaps, resentment, discrimination, victimization, inferiority complex, now also different political ideologies. It's textbook group division, like with secular vs religious.

Does anyone here know a shochet? I've been a butcher for a month now and slaughtering sheeps is really crazy

>>66951676
Because middle eastern Jews are just Jewish Arabs and European Jews are just 10% sand nigger mixed Europeans. Europeans value education and culture while mizrahim are uncultured and uneducated. We look different, act different, different economic and skill levels, different food, different music, different levels of religiousness, and just completely different. The tension is from more and more euro Jews coming here and hating the sand nigger culture and criticism of it has led to dislike between the groups.

>>66951533
It was years ago and I won't post anyones pics to 4chan. She was ok, kinda boring desu. Best are latinas.

>>66951827
Fuck off, if it wasn't for us populating the periphery, it was long ago overrun by Arabs and the country would simply die out. Of course you took the safe central parts of the country and went there to farm in your Kibbutzim (Stealing our money and resources), while we were thrown into 3rd world towns with no proper education.

>>66952118
R33

>>66952153
Typical shit skin blame the whites for my misfortune bullshit. Just admit your inferior and fix it.

>we are populating it

Nope, highest birth rate is to the cheredim who are usually white and most settlers who live in the most dangerous areas are all white

>safe central parts

Lol safe? They gave up they're European lives and fought for this state outnumbered and with old guns and won. Ashkenazim literally did every single important thing for this country. Without those kinbutzs early Israel would've starved.

>stealing our money and resources

Lol you had none

>thrown into 3rd world

We just wanted you to feel at home

>no proper education

And what stopped you sand niggers exactly? You could've done it here where it's cheap or in your old Arab shit holes...but you didn't and you won't because you're dumb and brown

>>66951291
אישה ישראלית אים קול של מלאך אין כזה דבר כולם כונפות ש מדברות בקול רם שומעים אותם עד ל באר שבע יש להם את ה ה חחחחחחחחחחח חחחח ה מגיעילה כפרה אליך הוא קרא לי ביוטיפול מי קרא לך בוטיפיל ?? יעקוב האוכל מוכן בו כפרה אליך ילאה ילאה כנסי הביתה יעקוב הוא אנס אותי מי אנס אותך הוא ה ראש ממשלה של קריית מלוכלכי וואלה מגיע לך כול היום מסתובבת עים ה מכנס תפוק אותי הזה
ואז אני עובר איגור הם שואלים אותי גבר עץ אח שלא שלי יש לך אש ?? ו אז אני אומר להם אני לא מעשן משחק עים בחורות

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This thread makes me hate Israel and jews.

>>66952153
you are the arabs this country is overrun with

>>66952537
Disclaimer: It doesn't actually make me hate Israel and jews but some people with Israel flags here are very mean.

>>66952537
and rightly so, think about what it's like living in this shithole

>>66952537
Because Israel sucks and so do most Jews

>>66952556
Rekt

>>66952602
Most Israelis are either Soviet or middle eastern, does that sound like we would be nice?

>>66938338
Hello Jews, while i don't trust you and think you will always be in something to maximise your own gain and not think about other factors like a western european would..... you are infinitely better than muslims.

>>66952828
Fuck of Nigel.

>>66952727
You forget Yugoslavian :(

>>66952828
Have you read this thread? Half Israelis are Euroboos and some even want to convert because how shitty then unmixed semetic Jews are.

>>66952890
Shut up sand-jew

>>66952896
I don't know to many of them, are you one?

>>66952939
Even OG ally is getting in on the fun :DD

>>66952828
britashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh do you want to drink tea?? With me ?? And play kireket ?? Wenka?

>>66952934
I find Jews are close to europeans, but you have a streak of trying to assume a moral high ground when attacking things you don't like while often doing the same or similar things, its subtle but noticeable.

>>66942237
how's high school in Lebanon?

>>66952535
>They gave up they're European lives
No, you brought it here. Literally colonizers.

>>66952556
>le Mizrahim are Arabs meme
We are Sephardis from Spain, which is higher European culture btw. You are Khazar/Eastern European filth.

>>66951714
anyone?

>>66952992
No, it is winter, why play cricket in winter?
And cricket is basically just for socialising and eating sausage rolls - you see the problem?

>>66938338
Where is pornmachine jew?

>>66953045
Those are just the lefty Jews and they suck cock

>>66953108
>calls us colonizer
>calls us khazar

Yeah you're very different from Arabs...same shit different toilet. But keep repeating the same disproven theory if it'll make you feel better about being the inferior. When people think of a good Jew they think of doctors, lawyers, business owners etc, not brown poor sand niggers walking around yelling on the phone everywhere and scratching their nuts

>>66953108
>Literally colonizers.
Literally nothing to be colonized but swamps.

>>66953143
Not worth learning if you don't live here, shitty Arabic like language

>>66953240
>>66953383
Whatever, soap

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>>66952988
Da ja Sam jugoslav

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tQO3TQ0QMug

But in isreal like rest of the Slavs pepole think we are all Russian also we have olmost same Cyrillic alfabet and the same dialect so Russian anderstend us and we anderstend them exsempel dobro jutro good morning in Russian дoбpaя yтpa

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It's true that the content of the talmud is like pic related?
it's just a curious question to got informations, i came in peace.

also i heard the life in israel is not so easy and the government need war to keep cohesion in the multicultural jewish population, it's true?

>>66953525
That's right Arab kike, you lose again and will always be our little monkey servants. Go make my falafels sharmuta.

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>>66953408
>>66953525
The whole thread hijacked by some underage edgelord that is going to have a really hard time in the army and some ars monkey that took the bait of arguing with him. Fuck you both. That's why we can't have nice threads.

>>66953577
idk that much about talmud. some of this stuff goes against Torah but i think mainstream judaism is more about talmud than torah.

>>66953603
>You lose again
All you did was calling me a "sandnigger"

>>66953702
>edgelord
I'm just telling the truth

Anyway, I'm out. Remove gefilte fish

>>66953577
Nobody reads talmud so who the fuck knows. It was written in the dark ages so it's possible that dome parts are xenophobic towards other cultures but especially religions but the things written in the pol infographics are to outrageous to be true.
The population is pretty united and there is strong feeling of patriotism. We don't need war because it hurts our economy. But we are realistic about our neighbours and the need to fuck them up when they cross the line.

>>66953890
Good never come back. And remember commiting suicide with an m16 is easy just pull the trigger with yor feet finger.

>>66953937
>The population is pretty united
where do you live?

>>66953408
well... could you develop on that? Why is it shitty?

>>66954008
In the world outside of your apartment. The one you never visit.

>>66953572
That's cool, I like most Slavic Jews the. Best anyway so fuck it let them group us together.

>>66953577
Kinda, I think most Jews don't really follow that shit anymore but I'm secular so I can't really say

>>66953702
I'm of age and did the army, I'm just pissing off a sand nigger because I hate their culture and how they push it everywhere on us as if European culture isn't obviously better. I'll be edgy if I have to just to take him down a peg

>>66953890
Nope, I gave you plenty of reasons

1. You're poor
2. You're uneducated
3. We built this country but you act like you did
4. You force your inferior Arab culture everywhere
5. You have no honor and give us a bad name by ripping off everyone you can
6. Like niggers you cry racist and discrimination about everything as long as you don't blame your culture that doesn't value education
7. You're loud
8. You're rude
9. You have poor hygiene, your food places don't wear gloves and are dirty and your neighborhoods are dirty
10. You're cocky douches

>>66942237
Are you the fat Lebanese guy?

>>66954079
Got me there

>>66954056
It's just not needed, it isn't spoken anywhere but Israel and you can get around without it even here. I work in English and my boss can't even speak Hebrew. Plus it just sounds bad to me.

>>66954079
You know we are different people here right? There's been like 3 people here mocking the sand Jew and talking about how divided you are. If you don't see it then you're the one who doesn't leave his apartment.

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Hello /isr/ is the Tel Aviv Light Rail still in construction?

>>66954235
There's only one that needs to off himself and it's you. Do it faggot.

Hey /isr/

Do you see yourselves as a european enclave or as something diffrent?

>>66954353
>European
Absolutely disgusting. No. You meant a western enclave. Than yes.

>>66954331
I know you're a sand Jew but has that sand got to your vagina?

>>66954353
No, I wish. We are an Arab Jew country with a minority of secular European Jews who wish we were Europe.

>>66954421
See we all knew you were a sand kike

We are so "western" we force close businesses during holidays and have religious kikes not allow Jews and none Jews get married even. We have great western music in Arabic and eat lots of western food. Israel is western!

>>66954421
>You meant a western enclave.
Fair enough.

>We are an Arab Jew country with a minority of secular European Jews who wish we were Europe.
Arab jew? Not quite following.

>>66954235
When I was in Israel quite a few people I met couldn't speak English properley. Besides, you need your own language.

People outside of the anglosphere that speak english well are generally quite cucked. See: Scandinavia, Netherlands, Germany, etc

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>>66950501
he fell for lebanese are phoenicians meme

>>66954620
JEws from Arab countries, they're brown, eat middle eastern food, listen to Arabic music and act just like Arabs. They're more western then like Saudis and Yemenites sure but not even close to being a true western country. >>66954716
Sure if you live here it's best to know it but I know many who don't bother to learn it and still have better jobs then most Israelis. Where weee you? In Tel Aviv 99% know English also keep in mind I know English and Russian so if I had to get around with 0 Hebrew it wouldn't be hard

>>66953143
hebrew has been bastardised by ashkenhazis

learn arabic

>>66954716
Talk shit, i know people in north africa who speak english as good as i can

>>66954969
S
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D

>>66955024
Stupid
And
Desperate

>>66955024
RʁRʁRʁRʁRʁRʁRʁRʁRʁ

>>66954849
I was in Tiberius, and the other was israeli teenagers I met

>>66938338
Going on birth right trip in a month. Any advice?

>>66955383
go to the bahai gardens in Haifa

>>66955134
N
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>>66955256
That's why, the major cities are much more English speaking.

>>66955383
Don't live here and don't trust anyone, everyone will try to rip you off. Also don't buy the version if Israel they sell you at all the tourist places

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>>66954969
Why do you know muslims...unless......

>>66955579
>don't live here
But i'm going to university in Tel Aviv?

>>66955516
Are there a lot of Baha'is in Israel?

>>66955717
You fucked up son

>>66955746
No, like a couple hundred at most

>>66955755
Why?

>>66955867
My Mom was born in Israel, and my grandparent have relatives in Tel Aviv who I could stay with.

Israel is my brother

>>66955938
Mins too and so was I but I spent most my time outside Israel and whenever I'm back here it feel like Iraq now. Everything is cheaper in America, everyone gets paid more, and every little thing is easier there. Starting a business, getting some license, fuck even standing in lines. People here have a cavemen mentality and it's just not worth leaving a 1st world country for unless you fear for your safety

>>66956777
Trips confirm!

Plus lack of food choice, shitty over priced houses, dirty streets, stray cats everywhere, and I could just keep going but Israel to America is like Somalia to Israel.

>>66955984
When I was in Greece all I kept thinking was it looks and feels just like a cleaner cheaper Israel, same with parts of Italy.

are yemenite jews the niggers of israel? What is the ethnicity wich is the least accepted? Ethopian jews? Mizrahis?
i saw a yemenite jewish girl and she was good looking. Would wife

>>66957050
Ethiopians and Indians are the lowest class, then mizrahi jews. The lowest mizrahim are probably yemenites but they're all mostly shit but the most nigger here are Arabs. To bad we have so many nigger groups I don't know who to even pick. Russians are our Mexicans though

how easy is it to fuck black jew in Israel? Then how easy to fuck Arab looking Jew?

>>66957261
>black jew
I never have, but I here it happens. Usually the Ethiopians stick to themselves.
>Arab looking Jew
Those are the mizrahim, pretty easy. Most Russians I know are fucking them on a regular basis. If you look white and western or super black they'll be easy.

>>66957247

Thank you.
Sounds a bit depressing desu
Nevertheless good luck. I need to go to bed now

>>66957582
It is depressing, most the young people here wanna leave and either don't know how or where to go. There's just too many third world Jews in one small place to be successful here.basically forget every rich Jew stereotype and picture a Russified Iraq and that's Israel.

Anyway good night and good luck banging that Yemenite

Is there any sort of drug problem in Israel??
Never hear of any

Do Israelis like Trump?

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>>66948877
she seems cute, source???

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Honestly though, I don't get why everyone in this thread seems to hate Mizrahis that much.
Other than the ones who complain about "MUH KIPUACH", most of them seem pretty fine to me, and there's a general feeling of fraternity imo.

t. 3/4 Ashkenazi, 1/4 Sephardic

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we belong in a gas chamber

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>tfw no qt goyim hating, shekel hording, yaprak eating, gefilte fish cooking, mincha reciting, menorah lighting, tefillin wearing, peyot growing, zionist supporting, shofar blowing, challah braiding, hanukkah celebrating, suka constructing, tikkun leil shavuot studying, pomegranate harvesting, purim commemorating, hamantash baking, yom kippur fasting, mikvah bathing, yeshiva researching, kashrut dieting, shechitah slaughtering, tahor purifying, teramuh offering, zavah abstaining, zeved habat naming, minyan contributing, hazzan singing, multicultural promoting, morally conniving, salmon curing, keplach frying, dreidel spinning, meat koshering, tzedakah giving, parashah reading, shema davening, maariv beseeching, siddur adhering, kabbalah thinking, matzot preparing, kotel wailing, chametz burning, karpas dipping, teshuva atoning, chesed bestowing, yeast withholding, kiddush sanctifying, hilonim respecting, siyum achieving, netilat yadayim washing, maror grating, bareich blessing, afikoman stealing, omer counting, hol hamoed holidaying, tish attending, kitniyot rejecting, ketubah signing, kiddushin dedicating, badeken covering, chatan encircling, mazel tov shouting, temple mourning, krenzi dancing, zimmun recounting, pidyon haben redeeming, brit milah advocating, shalom bayit reconciling, klezmer playing, khazone intoning, krekht creating, kinnor plucking, tziltzal banging, nusach conducting, paspag browning, haroset grinding, kugel roasting, kasha boiling, knish grilling, cholent stewing, shidduch arranging, shadchan matching, frum heeding, tzitziyot sewing jew gf