Have you ever been in prison, int?

Russian prison has a special culture of prison puzzles. Mind to answer? If you fail, you would become petookh (rooster) - prison homosexual.
There are two chairs. One with erected dicks, other with sharp pikes on it. Where would you sit? Where would your mother sit?

Wanna dick in your ass or a fork in your eye?

What would you prefer? Soap from a table or a bread from toilet?

got sued once, that's about it

>>66934201
>>66934234
>>66934270
Great way to rid your country of drugged out tourists with a lot of cash Mitya.

>>66934201
>>66934234
>>66934270

Are the right answers the non-gay ones?

Presumably you get what you answer?

>>66934353
You fall down with a parachute. You see forest of dicks to the left and sea of shit to the right of you. Where would you land?

>>66934127
Yes, on a school trip.

>>66934430
There is an island in every sea, there is a meadow in every forest

>>66934430
I'd preferto stay home in the Netherlands answering hypothetical questions asked by a Russian closet gay.

>>66934428
>Are the right answers the non-gay ones?
Kind of, my black friend. But not certainly what you're expecting.
>Presumably you get what you answer?
Yes, of course. But there is a way to escape it. You should be smart enough to guess it.

Pro question for you:
When you was fucked, what had they written on your ass?

>>66934430
in the middle?

>>66934527
Wrong answer, the correct one here
>>66934475

>>66934556
Congratulations! You receive both dicks and shit!
Andryukha, stanovis' psheku szadi, a ya yemu v varezhku nasru!

>>66934234
There are no forks on jails

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>>66934711
Make TV louder!

>>66934599
You said sea of shit forest of dicks. Not forest of dicks with a patch of no dicks. If it was not for Dostojevski I would have already given up on Russian wisdom.

>>66934726
Correct. Sit on a higher shelf, get your chifir and cigs.

>>66934726
*in

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>>66934127
Miserable slaves! Let the revolution begin!

>>66934531
Oh okay, so you must pick neither like:
>>66934475
>>66934726
Only one right answer?

>When you was fucked, what had they written on your ass?
The only thing that fucked me was the government and they didn't write anything.

Does my answer get me raped or beaten up?

>>66934201
Sit on the floor?

>>66934127
>Have you ever been in Russia, int?

I fixed it for you.

>>66934961
>raped
This.
Correct answer is "My ass is not a paper, and dicks aren't pens".

>>66934201
My mom on dicks, me on my mom

>>66935134
No. Take the pikes and chop down the dicks.
Sitting on a floor makes you a faggot because it's dirty. You now sleep under a bed in a faggot corner (I.e. where the toilet is located). You would be fucked now and your name would be changed in a female form of it, John is Joanna, Konstantin is Catherine. Also you would receive cigs and food for being fucked, in other case other prisoners would consider that guy who fucks you has fallen in love with you. Also if you're beaten you're beaten with feet only, hands are forbidden because you're dirty.

>>66935422
wtf I hate this game

>>66935316
No, both chairs should be occupied.

>>66934127
My old friends were in prison several times though they were 16 years old.
Their life is probably over.

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>>66935447
>picreleated
>>66935547
What's happened? How are Korean prisons?

>>66934201
"I don't want to play this game anymore"

>>66935656
I don't know why they were in prison. Maybe stole some money.
Korea's prison life? Just boring. They don't lie down or sleep, so they must be sit down until the PT time or working. There is no quality TV programs and no washrooms and toliet paper.

>>66935422
The guy, who will fuck you is not considered homosexual. Doublethink reigns in prisons and prisoners released to freedom spread it.

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>>66935656
Like this.

schoolboy bullshit thread

>>66934127
yes

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>>66935229
sheit

>>66937517
he chose the fork lmao

>>66937801
well at least he didn't live under bad and recieve dicks every day

>>66935138
stfu before u get bombed again yellow nigger

just jail
jail is less than 6months, mine was for drinking and i stayed 4 hours.... more of a police racket than a crime.
lets kill the police, and let there dogs rape their corpses!
prison is 1 year or more

spent & unspent crimes

one is serious, one is because police got to make money

>>66935422
So you are allowed to tamper with chairs before you sit on the chairs?
So you are not choosing between the two options