>Be American
>lose 309 soldiers in a battle against literally nothing
hmm....
americans are so powerful that without an enemy they still cause casualties
>>66931337
i know what you mean
>>66931364
i dunno
i mean we could talk about emus but emus are proven to exist and also nobody died while shooting at them. i think america's war on ghosts is a little bit worse
>>66931419
yeah, ghosts.... totally.
thats hilarious
>>66931649
Yeah i wonder what could be behind it.
>>66931649
WWII Pacific theater in a nutshell.
>>66931649
>battalion breakdown! battalion breakdown!
>>66931649
Okay but what really happened? I'd love to think danger close but it was probably just sicknesses
>>66932750
We came in on one side of the island, Canucks on the other, frendly fire after the Japanese booby trapped the place and received new orders to leave immediately.
>>66932750
it was all part of nippons master plan
>>66933426
>America
>Friendly fire
Never heard that one before
>Be America
>Defeat Japan
>Be Australia
>Need others to come bail your sorry asses out
>>66933426
Japan didn't set any traps there because they couldn't afford to do such nonsense to execute the immediate withdrawal from the island.
on the other hand, America didn't know that japan had already withdrawn.
moreover saying, they strongly believed that japan still remained there and lay in wait for the enemy.
this is the reason why the blue-on-blue happened in panic and doubt,
American shot all of the moving things and ended up killing each other.
>>66933741
>Be America
>At the mall?
>Get shot
>At the movies?
>Get shot
>In school?
>Get shot
>In college?
>Get shot
>At a club?
>Get shot
>In a base?
>Get shot
>On a deserted island with fucking leaves
>G E T S H O T
>>66935763
>Be America
>At the mall?
>Get shart