How is life without any forest, Anglocucks HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>66930092
You tell me, Hans.

>>66930092
implying that average kraut has a forest near his home

I have more forestation than all of you

>>66930134
How will life be as a soon to be Russian province?

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>>66930092

>tfw Finland

>>66930092
>there are more forests in my region than in the whole UK

wew lad

>>66930092
You dont eaven have forests, I was in germany whole summer and you have forests in spessart and odenwald and thats it.

>>66930164
>implying USA is gonna protect you when TRUMP gets elected president
You can shove that 1.2% defense budget back up your ass where it belongs.

>>66930262
Finland 233,320 km2
Germany 113,176 km2

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_forest_area

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My entire country is one big forest

>>66930305
Norway 93,870 km2.

Who would have thought?

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>>66930092
>my backyard
My state is 75% forested, and we have the highest cow to person ratio, buds.

>>66930328
It's actually not that surprising considering how many mountains they have, trees can't grow in high altitude especially so far north

>live in the middle of a forest
>lonely and depressed as hell
>have to walk 6km from bus to home
>path is mostly through forest
>it's pitch black and cold in winter
>walk into a fucking boar
>have to stand still scared shitless for 10min

forests are overrated

>>66930305
Turkey: 216,781 km2

Are you even trying Hans?

United Kingdom 28,650km2


HAHAHAHAHAHAAH

>>66930411
Drive a car and carry a gun, dipshit. Forest life best life.

Feels like having a stronk naval history.

>>66930411
I had the sames in middle school.

>>66930495
>carry a gun
>in Sweden

yeah nah

>>66930482
>>66930328
>>66930305
>USA
>3 million km2
Hello.

>>66930564
>can't carry a gun
Maybe your wife's son can protect you, then.

>>66930411
>have to stand still scared shitless for 10min
xaxaxaxa holy shit swededs really are a fucking joke
are all the males in your country limp wristed faggots like you?

>>66930373
What if a spooki bear comes charging through those trees and you don't have your magnum handy because you let Riley Jr. play with it?

>>66930716
black bears are cucks
he could probably kick it to death

Southern Norway is Best Norway

>>66930848
Well yeah, the north is filled with Draugrs

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>one shot at being born in sweden as a forest-loving introvert
>born in the one place that's farthest from any forest and most densely populated with sandniggers
JUST

Here's the burger version.

>>66930661
Kids over here don't usually bring handguns to school and I'm pretty cool with that

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>>66930700
A boar can kill you. I know a guy who goes boar hunting in Poland, a boar killed one of the local guides down there. They got some serious tusks.

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>his cunt waists space on trees

Why do the ucrainians have so much nonforest?
Their population is half as ours but their country nearly twice as big.

Is there steppeland or did the commis razed the wilderness for endless agrarian fields?

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>>66930865
just realized that's not the right map

>>66930308
And let's keep it that way. Fuck these corrupted goverment workers who tryin to take forrest's and make some ABC:s or KKK-market-super-hyper-shopping centers out of nowhere..

>>66930716
I still have my other firearms and bow. Also, this >>66930761
moose are scarier than black bears.

>>66930611
Hello
>7,762,602km2

>>66930918
>A boar can kill you.

Last year a cop was killed by a boar while hunting. The boar attacked his leg and cut his femoral artery. He instantly knew he was going to die after the attack.

>>66930883
>Kids
This site is 18+ only

>>66930373
>highest cow to person ratio
well if you mom lost some weight that might change...

>>66930944
Not having forests is one thing but not having mountains is subhuman

>>66930700
A full grown boar is terrifying as fuck, go out and beat one up with your bare hands and tell me about it.

>>66930959
Wut? Do you own forest? If not, then just shut the fuck up.

>>66931010
Bretty gud tbqh

>>66930944
No matter how bad it gets, I'll always find comfort in that I don't live in the netherlands and can just hop on my bike and go live in the wild all summer if I feel like it.

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>>66931039
We've got maintains for days

pic is highest point, 320m

>>66931099
>maintains
Mountains*

>>66930411
>walk into a fucking boar
what did he mean by this

>>66931099
Thanks I didn't know, I just booked a ticket to the best Dutch ski ressort

>>66930945

East Ukraine is steppe. That's where the cossacks thrived.

Ukraine as a whole is GOAT farmland. That's why Russian Empire was one of the top grain producers before Soviets ruined everything.

I think they call Ukraine the breadbasket of the world. Very few trees, lots of open sky and cropfields.

>>66931037
Nice bantz, friend, but my mom lives in another, much fatter state.
I miss my mom, and I wish she lived closer :/

>>66931022
Forgot to say that in comparison I can't remember the last time a wolf or bear killed anyone. Some years ago a bear slapped a guy and broke his arm but that's all.

do trees grow in englands

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>>66931134
I'm sure you'll like it here.

>>66931182

They cut them all down to build a wooden wall

A great decision, in hindsight.

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>trees

Fuck off gayboy

>>66930918
Just raise your arms to the air to make yourself big and scream CO JEST KURWA
They will flee. I speak from experience.

>>66931133
Metaphorically speaking, it was a few meters in front of me, noticed it when it started growling. Again it was pitch black and boars don't have very good eye sight.

>>66931099
dutch "moutains"

why don't brits eat chestnuts? when I went to Greewnwich only asians were picking them

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>mfw I live in western Washington

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Step up your forest game, Eurocucks

>>66931223
There are boars in Sweden? Isn't that haram?

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>>66931149
Ah I see.
Probably cool for motorcycle clubs and the like.

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>>66931233

>mfw picking chestnuts last week-end.

>>66931249
>only 30% of his country is forest

>>66931233
Chestnuts are only really a Christmas thing. Not sure why

>>66931249
We are trying.
They want to convert 2% of germany into untouched wilderness, thats something if you think about our dense population and the narrow space we have in comparison to your awesome gargantuan landmass.

>>66931257
the boar population is growing in yurop, that cancer is even reaching Norway

>>66931260
I went to a local village fair last week that was literally named "feast of the chestnut" and could find hundreds of chestnut related food

>basing your national pride on a few branched sun jews

>>66931259

It's all for sale, too. Ukraine has the cheapest land prices and the best lands. The Chinese government is making huge purchases there.

Anyone who invests in Ukrainian arable land now is going to become fabulously wealthy in 25 years.

>>66931329

I live in Ardèche and we have tons of those.
I make my own chestnut spread and chestnut flour.

>>66931191
This image looks doctored...

>>66931346
>he is proud of his country being concrete paki ghetto

>>66931260
My father always get something like 4 or 5 25kg bags full of nuts and chesnuts now that he is retired. I don't like them, although in my region we have a festival called magosto.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castanyada#Galicia_and_Portugal

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>>66931373
Fuck yes, the Ardèche chestnusts have an excellent reputation
I live in Hérault so the back of the departement being mountainous and close to the Cévennes it's also a tradition
Pic related they were preparing grilled chestnusts

>>66931448

Nice, our chestnuts festival are also called castagnades. They're very importance where I live (Ardèche) because they were among staple foods.

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>>66931456
Noice, didn't know chesnuts were so popular in France.

>>66931456

Ouf, j'ai cru que tu allais me dire que étais Gardois. Et crois moi, mieux vaut avoir une taupe dans son jardin qu'un gardois comme voisin.

>>66930162
I thought the abos torched mist of it.

>>66931487

I know they're also popular in Italy, some friend of mine makes tons of money by selling them in Milan. I guess they're also common in all of Southern Europeans forested areas.

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>we could plant glorious oak forest everywhere but no, we need more pakis

>>66930761
This unless it's a mother with kids then they'll fuck up dogs and might charge a human. If he lived in grizzly country though he'd be fucked.

>>66931233

>Greenwich
>Only asians
>implying there's any Brits in London

There's your answer, Garcia. I forage for chestnuts every autumn

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>>66931377
no it doesn't??

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>>66931487
Well as the other French anon said they used to be very basic food, the area we're talking about (Cévennes mountains and around) has an old pastoralism tradition with a lot of sheperds and chestnust used to be among the food they'd take with them while walking their flocks

>>66931532
J'avoue que je sais pas ce qu'il y a dans l'air du Gard pour rentre les gens comme ça mais plus je vais vers l'ouest et l'Aude plus les gens sont posés, par contre vers l'est et le Gard le nombre de cassos augmente radicalement

>>66930092
>31,70%

>>66930162
>19,00%

>>66930252
>32,00%

>>66930373
30,84%

>>66930423
>27,60%

>>66930944
>8,79%

>>66931010
>45,50%
Okay

>>66930262
>>66930564
Very nice

>>66931590
Well, I know there are some companies in Galicia that sell canned chesnuts to Switzerland.

>>66931647
You should go to Greenwich, it's good for a run and it's also full of ever kind of people, actually I only saw the chinese when they were picking chestnuts.

>>66930411
>ride bike though forest in springtime
>slam the breaks and freeze as a family of a dozen boars cross the road 5m ahead
>papa boar stands there keeping an eye on me while his wife's sons cross the road
>he eventually follows them

Sort of anticlimactic.

>>66931692
My region is 48%.

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>love forest
>tfw no forest

WHERE IS THE GOVERNMENT PLANTING PROGRAM???

>>66931807
We must fill up that empty land mass with Asian workers to make the empire grow strong

>>66931807
Is this you?
>that accent
>that car paint
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhvPLekrlao

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>>66931851
maybe we could start using pakis as fertilizer

>>66931039
That's what you are for

>>66931155

>Reeee, humans fuck off!

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>>66930700
Not everyone is as experienced in boar hunting as some of you slavs...

>>66931249
One of the reasons we don't have as many trees, particularly England, is because we made boats out of them. And houses, structures, tools and fuel.

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>>66931922
>As you guys know I'm not a small chap

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>>66931039
But we have

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>>66931962
truth

>>66931313
I felt compelled to throw the haram comment in. Honestly did not know boars/wild pigs live that far north. Or even in Europe. Christ, how did one animal spread all over the fucking place? Where are swine indigenous?
Is it really a creature that has managed to become native to 6 continents? Cause there are native pig/boars everywhere.

>>66932007
sshhht
Spain may read this and remember the trauma.

>>66932066
Was searching for this but couldn't find it on my pc so took the shitty version from the net. The running over part is actually the most funny about that video.

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>>66931249
>americans have an entire continent untouched by civilisation

>"You know what would be a really good idea? If we opened the border and let every single person on planet Earth who wants to in. Let's build massive new cities to accommodate them, with golf courses, strip malls, eighteen lane highways and intersections."

You could've been a comfy parliamentary democracy with a Monarch as Head of State...

>>66932098
it's native to eurasia and spread from there with some human help

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>>66932098
Well, somewhere our domestic european pigs must come from right?

>>66932157
Nah, we couldn't have. The colonies had been semi-self governing for more than 100 years when the king and parliament decided to try and clamp down on us, so we were too used to doing our own thing to take orders from home anymore. You should read up on 'salutary neglect'. It perfectly explains why Americans felt the way they did when everything came to a head after the Seven Years War.

As for your main point, we actually had the problem of too much development ruining nature in the early 20th century, so we came up with an elaborate system of national parks to maintain the vast swaths of wilderness you can still find in the US to this day.

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>>66931039
>not having mountains is subhuman

>>66932582
Live among mountains for a year, then go back. You will see that it's true.

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wot hapenend here?

>>66930959
I agree

>>66936262
I am Greek.

>>66931313
I like boars.
Kampfschwein

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>>66933100
skyrim

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>>66932269

why in the actual fuck we have boars?, stop introducing exotic species into this fucking country you little fucking shits, already fucking ruined Tierra del Fuego with your fucking beavers infestation, and there are fucking Chips and Dales running wild in Buenos Aires

>>66930200
>confusing desolate grid-like plantations with natural forests

>>66933100
>Schermafbeelding 2016-11-(...).png

ik heb door uw roes heengekeken

waarom spreekt uw computer nederlands meneer?

>>66930092
I live next to a forest mate

>>66939318
Ik weet niet oetz

>>66939004
>10% of 300,000 square kilometers of forest in industrial use
>abloobloo muh natural forests

>>66930092
>Treetugal

>>66939766
biecht op!

>>66940151
>biecht
ok maat
ik probeer om je taal te leren maar ik zuig

>>66940271
>onze """""taal""""" leren
en wat hoopt ge hiermee te bereiken?

>>66940271
succes jongen

kom eens lang in de nederdraad

>forests in northern yurop
overrated as fuck.
pretty to look at but are essentially glorified bogs with trees

>>66940400
ik dachte dat nederlands misschien de makkelijkste taal te leren voor mij is.

>>66940434
dankjewel homie

>>66940656
>ik dacht dat Nederlands misschien de gemakkelijkste taal was die er te leren is voor mij

>>66940656
buiten Deens en Noors om wel ja.

Afrikaans is misschien makkelijker maar dat is eigenlijk miemnederlands.

>>66940872
dankje

>>66940877
ja, en de zuid afrikaners hebben geen draad op deze kanalen

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Less trees, less bigfoots

>>66940962
I'd use "dank u/dank u wel", "dank je' sounds like you're a faggot or something

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>>66940572
I've noticed from British media that what forestry you have tends not to be very tall. Is that just because it's new growth, or is tree height in Britain naturally low.

>>66930092

>catalan
>my land is a giant forest

Feels good

>>66941394
i'll keep that in mind

>>66941624
but all in all you're quite understandable. How hard has the grammar fucked you over yet?

>>66941533

Our native trees don't tend to grow that tall.

Most are deciduous hardwoods that take eons to grow at all and end up dying before they can become truly monstrous

>>66941883
>end up dying
Or be cut down by brits

>>66941782
i'm absolutely useless when it comes to complex sentences

i'm trying to learn the language by only observing, reading and using it myself and not by studying the different grammatical rules so most of the time i have no idea what i am doing

that's why i also hardly ever post in your threads, but you'll see more of me in the future friendo

>>66941950

Had to build all those Warships and Longbows out of something.

So there we have it, if it hadn't been for France we wouldn't have needed to cut down all our woodland. Mental gymnastics complete.

>>66930092
I heard people talking about forests

>>66941966
De negerdraad is a bit of a cancerous shithole oetz, but if i see you around i'll be happy to correct you.

>>66942057
thank yoo friendly belgian

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>>66930944
>Glasshouse Horticulture
>On a large enough scale to deserve its own category on the map of the country
>mfw

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>my country is more primitive then yours!

Many reasons why England was the best before her son came along.

Being around cavemen is one of many.

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>tfw your forest looks nice but is actually very unhealthy

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>>66942299
Beautiful isn't it?

Jesus. England and Ireland are borderline Steppe
what the fuck happened?

>>66930092
I FUCKING HATE FORRESTS
I HATE COUNTRYSIDE

I HATE KESKUSTA-PARTY STOP CIRCLEJERKING MY TAX EUROS TO SOME SHIT TINY VILLAGES

>>66931134
thanks

>>66941533
We don't have monster trees, everything is a reasonable height

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If your interested, the number of trees in europe is actually increasing year by year.

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>>66944730
Also here is a larger resolution image of the OP pic.

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>>66944730
Noice thanks for the gif, I already had this one which is uncomplete

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>>66944883
No worries, frog.

>>66944730
>>66944883
>everyone is gaining trees
>we're gaining land
I'd like some more trees too.

>>66944730
>yugoslavia
>uncharted territory

Kek, they got lost in Sumadija

During the reign of Prince Miloš (1817–1839), Serbia was covered with dense forests, through which "no one could walk through, let alone with horse". When Alphonse de Lamartine took a trip to Serbia (1833), he described the forests as "like he was in the middle of the North American forests". In the Jasenica villages a tradition was maintained "that everywhere there were empty forests, and settlers called relatives to come and occupy the land how much they want ... the forests were in need of cutting down trees and burning for years ... it was so impassable, that one could walk for days through it, without seeing the sun".

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True forest kings coming through.

Why do you think our flag is a fucking leaf?

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>>66930092
>Tfw no cozy closeby forest area to hang yourself in