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pooey lynx lad

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korean pop

is queensland the australian version of the northern powerhouse?

>>66927819
Nah, pretty sure Queensland exists

>>66927819
no Queensland is relatively wealthy

>>66927790
I posted this pic a few days back lol

>>66927840
then why do they talk so ugly?

is northern England like the American south?

>>66927819
queensland is like the texas of australia desu

>>66927842
>image.jpg

hmm, nothing to be proud of

Is the northern powerhouse like the southern shithouse?

>>66927876
Think like texas

>>66927876
all Aussies basically have the same accent except for south Australians who pronounce words like france, plant and dance like poms.

built like a shit brickhouse

>>66927819
Think Western Australia is more like that 2bh, they love to go on about how they're fueling the economy and shit but they are and always have been, aside from a few VERY short years, a net drain on the economy being propped up by the eastern states. Bunch of bogans as well

>>66927904
yes, they were both named on opposite day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEjLoHdbVeE

https://youtu.be/ylgkmzauaYE

>>66927936
waheyy

>>66927908
ah i see

lot of mining runts there or is it further inland?

>>66927911
i met a southern aussie who sounded a lot more like a brit

>>66927958
yeah they do because runts from Adelaide are basically poms

the EXACT same process is under way in the United States leading up to their election as occurred in the lead up to our Brexit vote

smug over-confident lefties scoffing and thinking nobody would be stupid enough to ACHUALY vote leave / vote for Trump

bracing myself for the morning after the election when Trump wins...how will the media and the population react?

>>66927947
ah yes

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Louis C.K. walks on stage
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen...you're in for quite the show tonight"
*applause*
"Before we go any further...let us turn off these lights, these damned inventions of the white devil. Let us return to out natural state,BLACKness"
Lights are turned off, but bonfires are being lit on stage and in the audience.
Meanwhile, Louis has stripped naked, and a huge cauldron is being brought on stage.
All the blacks in the theatre start chanting "KEK KEK KEK" slowly growing louder.
"In this cauldron is a sacred Nubian concoction made from the semen carefully extracted from vaginas of wives who have been bred by black bucks. It symbolizes the conquering of the white race.
Louis lowers his pale, naked body slowly into the cauldren of semen. He rubs himself sensually, and his tiny white dick gets more and more erect.
"KEK KEK KEK KEK" the chanting continues to roar on.
Louis begins moaning and masturbating violently. Some white people in the audience are shocked, but when they try to leave they find the doors locked.
Louis moans come out in a gasping sputter as his hands are a blur in his slimy crotch.
Right as Louis reaches his climax, a black buck thrusts a huge horn resembling a BBC in front of Louis face. Louis puts it to his lips and....
BRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The sound of Louis orgasm echoes around the chamber, competing with the deafening chant of "KEK KEK KEK"
Zulu warriors emerge from the shadows of the theatre,killing all the white males in the audience with spears. The white women blush with anticipation as they are dragged towards the stage, where dozens of black bucks await with massive, throbbing erections.
At this point Louis is being spitroasted between the girths of two massive black men.
He pulls his mouth off of one of the mans cocks with a slluurpp and grabs the mic. Panting, he says:
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,WELCOME TO THE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS!

>>66927958
Behind Western Australia I think they're the second biggest mining state. Also Brisbane is a pretty respectable city, because it's sub-tropical it also has some services you can't find elsewhere in aus.

>>66928010
saved this into a text document to read later, thanks for posting x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aws_j9lsImE

have nt seen trainspotting one
will not watch trainspotting two

>>66927983
Going to screencap this and post it on Nov. 8 when Trump loses

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imagine living here

absolutely screeching

>>66928010

Really makes you think

>>66928061
horrible, just horrible

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>>66928023
>>66928010
>>66927983
>or Canadian

Please read aloud these words pastebin DOT com SLASH KMPmqaJr I want to repeat the correct pronunciation.

>>66928023
>it also has some services you can't find elsewhere in aus

howling

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what did he mean by this?

got some hot chips and scallops for din din lads

does australia have cute mixed girls or is it mostly ugly runts?

>>66928101
>scallops

they're potato cakes you fucking absolute runter. I bet you're from NSW aren't you? There is no fish in a potato cake you dumb cunt.

>>66928112
You're asking too many questions
Hope you're aware that we're currently full

>>66928087
Record voice shows here http://vocaroo.com/

>>66928112
fruck off we furr lound eye

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>>66927983

>lefties

uh huh

just pissed in a bottle

>>66928091
desu it's a very small part of the economy, but landscape design and related services do well there. There's some promotion for Brisbane like the sub-tropical capital of the world or something, as it's not a shithole like most third world hot cities, and leads in certain urban planning examples.

daily reminder for daily reminder issuers to issue their daily reminders

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every state that isn't Victoria is absolutely mental

>>66928119
t. Cuck
They're (potato) scallops hun, get with the times x

daily reminder to drink more water

fuckin lefties are gonna block Brexit lads

Don't forget, we're controlled by globalists

>>66928119
they're fucking scallops you tectonic halfcaste

Pregnant girl at work's arse is getting massive, like stupidly big and it's distracting.

Bought cheapy By George lobster tails from Coles.
Quite fussible, turns out it's quite hard to fuck up cooking arthropod flesh.

Really sick of how the poppy is being hijacked by Rorkes.

GOV MUST CONSULT PARLIAMENT BEFORE TRIGGERING ARTICLE 50 LOL

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>He's proud to live in Victoria

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Lol awesome

>>66928210
>>66928201

see >>66928197
runts from within the same state can't even agree on a name

having some clean water

>>66928210
>carstle

>>66928234
thanks for circling and underlining it lad

>>66928234
Lol they thought it would actually happen

Lads

Just got offered a 21k a year job, pretty comfy, often find the time to britpost whilst I'm here and I study from home

I'm 19 and a complete mong, reckon I should move out of my mummy and daddy's house? Quite like the idea of my own flat

>>66928229
>>66928234
Pottery.

How long before they pack it in altogether, admit it was all a mistake?

>>66928234
fugg it's dead now

>>66928238
Potato scallop and scallop mean LITERALLY the same thing you mentally defective runtoid

>>66928136
Cba to rn sorry

Get on a few hours earlier tomorrow and I'll do it

>>66928234
Im not exactly in a state of mind to read this properly or understand this but please explain

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>a sausage sandwich

CANNOT FABRICATE

>>66928275
I believe that happened the day after the vote

>>66928267
>I'm 19

fuck off underage

>>66928234
If parliament votes against it then they are voting against the majority of the United Kingdom
That will see UKIP brought into power

>>66928296
brexit = not happening

>>66928319
I also read the Financial Times.

>66928305
New South Wales once again proving itself the only state worth a damn

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Ah yes

>>66928296
the globalists are now deciding whether or not Britain will fight globalism

>>66928319
hmm
really makes you reject basic reality

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So what are these called in Australia?

>>66928253
See this mongtard
>>66928296

>>66928305
it's called a sausage sizzle, anyone who thinks otherwise should be taken outside and shot in the back of the head like a lame goat

>>66928296
Before this Theresa May said she was going to trigger brexit herself, now there needs to be a parliamentary majority to trigger it, which is highly unlikely as probably 90% of mps are against it

@335
don't tell me you people ACTUALLY say sausage sandwich

>>66928348
these are also scallops
East Coast Australians are quantum

>>66928360
fair enough lad

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>>66928319
>UKIP
>relevant

>Brexit
>Supported by the majority

>>66928371
A sausage sizzle is the event you have when you serve a sausage sandwich you spacker

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feel like pure shit just want her back

>>66928371
the entire event of cooking the sausages is a sausage sizzle

objectively the individual product is a sausage in bread

>>66928319
A lot of people who voted leave have probably changed their minds by now

>>66928403
Whos this qt

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>sausage sandwich
>potato cake

>>66928396
>Brexit
>Supported by the majority
I mean it won the referendum so it literally is

bunnings snag?

I am the magic fortune ball, and shall tall you how Parliament will vote.

If your MP has investments in real estate, they will vote to block Article 50.

If they do not, they will back Article 50.

Heed my warning.

Lel Britain. You can't leave the Union so easily, welcome to Europe again.

realistically how many MPs have the courage to vote against the referendum decision?

>not calling it a sausage sanger

>>66928050
me as well

>>66928424
It's a sausage sandwich
t. Chief authority on knowing things

>>66928429
FOY

considering a move to Wokingham lads

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When you see stories like this, are they talking about almost incalculably small percentages?

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>"oi marge you wanna go to the beach?"
>yeah hold on let me put on my swimmers and walkers

>>66928207

>lefties

>globalists

pick one

so-called """globalists"""

>>66928450
stay wokingham

>>66928422
The amount of people who regret voting Brexit has also been larger than Brexit's lead for quite some time.

Probably because most people who voted for it never actually wanted it to win.

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>some pooskin is to one trying to stop brexit

poetry

>>66928464
t. a runt trying to rationalise his own political views

>>66928424
I bought 2 the other day, 2.50 each. Stale bread roll, shittiest sanger ever was dry and crumbly. First and last time i buy a snag off the church fucks who run these sizzle stands

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cousin just sent me this

>>66928438
Most of them, very easily.

Brexit was only ever supported by a faction of Tories.

SAVAGE OWN GOAL

>>66928464
globalists control leftists

>>66928438
Considering the actual political capital represented by the success of the referendum, all of them
All the ones who advocated for a referendum are extinct, the thing has zero cachet

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where do judges stand in the list of most hated professionals in britain now between landlords, bankers and footballers?

>>66928496
imagine having melanin in Great Britain

you'd have to take supplements

>>66928459
>calling them anything but togs

smfh

>>66928459
i don't use or like any of these terms

>>66928505
t. Zhang

What's the best month to go to Berlin lads? Never been but I wanna go. I'd go over Christmas but I can't this year

>>66928464
Lefties are the stooges of the globalists

There's very few who actually subscribe to Marx's belief in uplifting the working class anymore as can be seen by leftist support or mass immigration which destroys the working class

>>66928505
what do you top a snag with in australia?

>>66928533
Oktober

>>66928508
political suicide though since brexit is now supported by the majority of the electorate

>>66928422
>>66928484
Also the most people who didn't vote are against it

>>66928416
no they haven't, that was an utter myth started on day one to justify this shite

>>66928505
alri zing pow

> I wanna leave the Union
> Nop, you are not the own of your destiny.

>>66928459
I call them swimmers sometimes heh

>>66928505
fuck off murderer

>>66928458
yes, and usually its correlation not causation

>>66928528
I have a brother in law who was born and bred in Mackay and calls them swimmers because that's what his parents called them
Australian regional dialect is a strange beast

brexit absolutely btfo

>>66928575
aren't they just hot dogs

>>66928546
Tomato Sauce (Ketchup), Mustard, Onions or BBQ Sauce or a mix of those condiments

>>66928546
Fried onions, bit of vegemite and sweet chilli sauce

>>66928438
My MP (who was originally a remain supporter) has already told a few of her constituents that she'd show support towards brexit in parliament if she had to, not sure about others though

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>>66928517

>globalists control leftists

Uh huh.


>>66928501

t. political illiterate who has never heard of liberalism

>>66928459
>not trunks
die

>>66928549
>brexit is now supported by the majority of the electorate

This has not been true for some time.

>>66928601
>Tomato sauce on anything
Are you literally 8 years old?

>>66928601
>>66928602
hmmm needs pickles

>>66928507
what kind of fucking retard would recieve a snap like this, screenshot it and share it on the internet?

smdh desu

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THE GLOBALISTS, ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>66928234
Yet more proof that we're not living in a democracy

can we all just agree that Germany is a terrible country

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Ahh yes, the sister is having a makeshift "detox bath" by putting baking soda in the water

not going to tell her that it's a myth because i don't feel like arguing with a stupid idiot

:^)

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>High court blocks brexit
>electoral college blocks trump
/pol/' face whens

ARRRRRR THE GLOBALISTS

>>66928665
she hot?

what chord should I play endlessly on my guitar today?

Queen says she'll get brexit through

>>66928580
disgusting

he should be caned until he learns the true word

>>66928649
How is making sure our elected representatives debate and vote on matters of policy mean we're NOT living in a democracy?

Fucking runts, man.

>>66928601

>(Ketchup)

FOY

also bbq sauce is disGUSTING

*voms*

let on to the cleaner at work that i know a bit of spanish and now she always looks to me for translation when people talk to her because her english is shite

why are spanish speaking people always cleaners

>>66928405
>a sausage in bread
which is disgusting and completely inferior to a sausage in a bun

>>66928616
proofs???

Peak toppings for a hot dog:

Ketchup
German mustard
Crispy fried onions
Pickles

>>66928687
britain should be a republic desu

>>66928684

well she's my sister so...........

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>>66928655
You'd be hard pressed to find someone who disagrees

*starts salivating*

why can't anything just fucking go right for us for once

>>66928609
corbyn leftism is arguably worse because you want to see rasheeds actually get a "living wage" which would make the cost of everything soar

at least those types of liberals are SOMEWHAT economically literate (not much)

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G L O B A L I S T S

Do Aussies really limit themselves to one word for swimgear?

I'll use togs, swimmers and I might say bathers every now and then, don't really think about it.

>>66928693
We voted to leave, that should be the end of it. Go suck a dick remainian.

>>66928729
you're on the wrong side of history :^)

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>putting ketchup on a hotdog

>>66928729
it just did.


based blairites

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>>66928704

> not putting his snag diagonally across a single slice of white bread

unaustralian my m8ie!

ummm btw lose my number, don't reply to me, and delete me off facebook ..... thnx

Nice that whenever I load /int/ at work /brit/ is at the top

>>66928721
Replace are Luther or hop on off

>>66928719
so what cunt answer the question

>>66928741
literally never heard of togs in my life before today. Just assumed pother australians were normal humans and called them bathers

>>66928721
>hur dur deh protestants destroyed Europe
FUCK OFF you fat cunt, Catholicism was wreaking havoc across most of Europe before protestantism was even thought of

>>66928716
You just want to steal our Queen from us don't deny it

>>66928719
so wear a condom.
kids these days I don't know

when is Tony coming back to revive the Labour party and save Britain?

*sings in French*

>>66928705
http://www.economist.com/blogs/graphicdetail/2016/10/daily-chart-6

One in ten leavers regret their vote.

That's larger than Leave's majority over Remain.

>>66928665
might try this cheers

>>66928731

Identity politics on either side are fucking cancer.

Libshits claim not give a damn about race, and yet they make everything about race. At least the stormfags are honest about it.

t. leftist

*sings in queenslandish*

>>66928741

> togs
> swimmers
> bathers

fuck off melbournite commie

call them cozzies or you're actually fucked in the head cunt

>>66928749
the microwave ones come with a ketchup sachet

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>go for a poo
>82 new replies

>>66928749
>he's a mustard guy

>>66928741
Swimmers makes the most sense and so is the only word I've ever had to use

>>66928743
Parliament still needs to decide on the actual policy proposal, and to decide what Brexit would be best for the UK.

This is what Leave voted for: parliamentary sovereignty.

>>66928741

Budgie smugglers is a personal favourite of mine

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>bathers

>>66928809
oh, I'm sorry we didn't all stop to wait for you to finish

>>66928749
Firstly, sausages in bread are better than hotdogs. Hotdogs are comprised of cheap disgusting over proccesed (boiled - ew) meat that are for fucking children. Sausages are done on the BBQ and taste real.

Secondly, you're a runt.

>>66928809

*hides your post*

that's better

>>66927781
I think it is lovely m8

>>66928768
>>66928774
>Martin Luther
>ushers in centuries of meaningless war over "muh interpretation of duh bibble is duh right one"

Kys

>Parliament must vote on whether the UK can start the process of leaving the European Union, the High Court has ruled.

if labour vote against triggering it they've basically lost the north of england for the next 50 years so I doubt they will

>>66928775
nah australia should be a republic too

also nz and canada obviously although i dont care so much because both are irrelevant shitholes

>there is now a Tinder for gamers called "Gamerbase"

>>66928823

Still waiting on that article 50 to be initiated desu

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Business idea: hide a redback spider underneath my sisters bed covers

May never wanted brexit to happen - this was her plan all along

>>66928798
yeah im not either because i'm not a delusional cunt

>MPs to get Article 50 vote

Ahhhhh yesss

>>66928809
>not /brit/poo posting

>>66928801
Actually a Sydnygger born in Brisbane ;)

>brexit isn't going to happen
>brexiqueers literally tanked our currency for no reason

good job spastics

Mustard, and sauerkraut
~or~
Chili, cheese, and onions

Quite literally the only acceptable ways to eat a hotdog

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I'm a Queenslander, born and bred
Long in the legs and thick in the head

>>66928851

This. fuck middle earth and fuck the idpol shitheads on canuckadia

>>66928861
Then take photos of sister's feet

find it odd how Nazism is technically centre-right

non-comfy posting speed after the brexit announcement

NOT pleased

>>66928887
what americans call chilli is more than just chilli though, it has like dog food tier consistensy meat throughout it.

feel like visiting an old abbey

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Peak snausage

i don't understand lads. completely ignorant to our politics

the government needs permission from parliament to trigger the article? is parliament not the government?

>>66928484
Lmao did you read that in the Guardian

>>66928811
i like swimmers too, but in amercia you'll get a funny look because it refers to sperm

>>66928872

Well that's a relief.

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>is parliament not the government?

>>66928811
>>66928938
the state of you two.

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lads
if you get the chance
try this

>>66928933
theresa may can't use the queen's executive power to trigger article 50 on her own. she needs a majority vote in parliament.

makes sense given the history of parliament, the lords and the queen

>>66928933
No. The Tories are the government.

gfs out

gonna do a cheeky wank to some pornographic materials

>>66928930
Ah yes, the "Eiffel Tower", $5 from the Union popup stand

>>66928938
REALLY do not care what some yank worm thinks 2bh, they've already done their best to destroy the English language

>>66928849
They still will, something like 99% of mps opposed it

>>66928921
went to school in one of those

>>66928937
http://www.economist.com/blogs/graphicdetail/2016/10/daily-chart-6

>>66928976
true but poms can't pronounce 'th' half of the fucking time so it's not like those runts are any better

what brexit announcement?

answer me

so what's the voting going to be like on article 50?

lib dems all vote no i suppose
i imagine the vast majority of labour votes no as well
tories? 50/50 split between good tories and runty tories?

>>66928885
howling

>>66929007
Always get a laugh at that 2bh, they sound like my 3 year old niece

been having some thinking sessions lads

>>66928885
>holiday in a couple weeks
>gonna get way less euros than i should because some mongs le hate le immigrants

fucking fuming

>>66929025
SNP will vote it down happily

>all these aussies
absolutely disgusting

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http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/04/world/europe/uk-brexit-vote-parliament.html

ah yes, sanity is restored

>>66929036
it's amazing to me how literal niggers can pronounce 'th' but some chav can't

mental

how do I deny my programming?

what now brexiteers?

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>mfw it turns out that a rapid devaluation of your currency is actually good for exports and GDP

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>why of course we would never DREAM of going against the wishes of the British public and voting not to trigger Article 50...however, I think we should have a second referendum, juuuust to make sure. By the way, have you taken in the latest BBC scare story about the economy tanking post-Brexit? :^)

this is exactly what's going to happen

>>66929062
so article 50 won't be triggered

neat

the best threads are those full of ossies

if u think otherwise your unossie :P

>>66929077
it's not that they "cant" you mong. it's called accents.

>>66929084
How's it a scare story if it's 100% true?

>>66928920
Hotdog chili is different from a dedicated chili meant to be eaten on its own

Hotdog chili is made with mince whereas regular chili is usually made with beef cut into bite size pieces

>>66929083
really this couldn't be better for britain if they tried

a nice devaluation to get the northern powerhouse going, as well as staying in the EU

britain is going to roar ahead

I have been thinking about moving to the city by the bay

>court rules
who the fuck is on the judging panel?
and were their wallets about to get lighter?

>>66929084
>scare story
>hasn't even happened yet and our currency has lost half of its value purely in anticipation of it happening

yeah everything will be fine and dandy i'm sure

>>66928997
What is this? Political polling? I could pull numbers out of a hat more accurately.

send the tanks in IMO

>>66929116
>he thinks that comes down to an accent and not poor education

S C R E E C H I N G

rip rorke's nut

>>66929136
ah yes question the integrity of the judges in the greatest legal system on the planet, good strategy hmmmm

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>What is this? Political polling? I could pull numbers out of a hat more accurately.

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yes yes well done racist Brexiteers, well done racist Brexiteers

HOWEVER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH7GkBHgIP8

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Honestly how people could attack Scotland for wanting to leave the UK then go on to support Brexit because 'muh law making' 'muh decisions' is beyond me. How can they not see how contradictory their beliefs are.

>>66929148
Don't be a retard. You have no idea what you're talking about. It's accent. The same way scousers roll their r's and pronounce that horrible throaty phlegm sound like continentals when nobody else does

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>implying you can leave

brexiters on pooicide watch waheeeey

skeepan?

>>66929083
you need to import at an expensive to keep the powerhouse going don't you?

>>66929185
British nationalism.

imagine not being able to physically put your tongue in between your teeth when pronouncing some words lads

would honestly neck myself

>>66929185
Scotland can do what they want desu

>>66929185
Because Scotland has its own parliament and makes its own laws which we can't vote on, while Scotland actually continues to vote of laws affecting us.

Not a comparable situation.

>>66929228
The different Australian provinces have stronger devolved parliaments then Scotland does.

>>66929198
t. an underclass mong who can't put his tongue in between his teeth

it's not an accent when it only effects like 40% of the population lad (that number is still way too high)

absolutely
sovereign

>>66929228
Scotland doesn't vote in the English parliament because it doesn't exist.

Scotland does vote in the UK parliament because it's part of the UK.

How hard is this to understand for you lot?

the quality of the thread is outstanding

>>66929251
>provinces

umm they're called states sweetie, you're thinking of canada x

>>66929253
it's an accent. same as how chinks pronounce r's as l's

>>66929220
nah it's actually from having a loose tongue. it's why asian dialects don't have a "th" sound, aka a "voiceless dental fricative" for you non-linguists in the audience.

the more you know

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5auc7h/can_we_all_take_a_second_to_recognize_bret_baier/d9jfvrn

ah yes, the so-called united kingdom, or as I've taken to calling it england + a few leeches

>>66929283
Be fair, they're new to the federalism thing

>try to stop brexit at all costs
>"look at this brexit shambles haha"

>>66929283
Shut up you mong, Queensland ain't no state.

>>66928267
no, especially not on only 19k, unless you really hate both your parents

you end up spending like half your money on rent alone

ten points to grifyndore

>living with your parents past the age of 16

subnormals OUT

Qld is greatest place on earth

>I still believe polling companies despite their consistent failing to accurately predict anything

fedoraman.jpg

>>66929136
The referendum was not a legally based vote, it was a giant opinion poll. The government has no legal obligation to go through with the desired outcome of the vote. Thus it would be an infringement on the legal proceedings of parliament for the PM to make the decision without having held an mp vote.

>tl:dr the PM does not hold the legal power to activate article 50 without a majority backing by MPs

>>66929314
Imagine if we called ourselves countries like we were some kind of special snowflakes

done an nugg;

>>66929360
>>66929360
>>66929360

>>66929287
>>66929287

ok fine let's say it's an "accent" (it's not). That doesn't excuse the fact that it's objectively wrong; ESPECIALLY for citizens of the country that created the language.

desu I would only support brexit if it meant the whole EU broke up

the idea of an indpendent Britain while Europe stays together enrages the 'tism

>>66929071
hmmmmm really makes u think

Who /stillavirgin/ here?

>>66929377
>leafposting at it's finest

linguistics, politics, and bantz going on, and the leaf pipes up who /stillavirgin/ here

R O A R I N G

>>66929262
I didn't say anything about an English parliament. I said you vote on laws affecting us yet get special treatment to make your own laws which we can't vote on, and we even gave your permission to leave and then STILL complain about the bad english man keeping you down. Fucking hilarious you eternal victim cunts. No better than Scousers.

>>66929349
that's just red tape
it's going to happen regardless

are they just arguing over protocol?

>>66929351
Yeah, that'd be weird.

You're regions of Australia, exactly like Scotland is not a region of the UK.

>>66929377
>>66929360

>>66929253
>>66929287
I speak a perfectly good neutral English accent.

I'm not defending people pronouncing it wrong out of some personal agenda, purely stating facts to an aussie mong that's talking shit.

>>66929406
Because you DO keep us down.

You control everything worth having.

>>66929429
No it isn't you mong.

The referendum was not legally binding. The government could ignore it completely with absolutely zero consequences.

>>66929493
So they'd spend all that time, money, and effort just to undeniably prove that they don't listen to their public

>>66929526
If they wanted to, yes.

>>66929493
are we on the same planet?
yes they're in their legal rights to do that, but they would never do that

>>66929526
>mp's would never waste money

lmao fucking mong

>>66929578
But that's my point.

They're in the legal rights to do so because the referendum was entirely non-binding.

It has about as much legal weight as a strongly worded letter to the Times.

>>66929617
if they did that, then the tories are finished
they'd never get voted into office again

it's career suicide, on a huge scale
trust me, they won't do that
accountability still means something outside of law

>>66929666
But my whole point, you mong, is that there is no LEGAL obligation.

It was literally a big opinion poll and if May wants to initiate article 50 she has to do it as she would suggest any other change in legislation.

>>66929746
I know you simpleton

understand that that is irrelevant

>>66929772
So why have you been disagreeing with my for so long?

Idiot.