ITT: Standards in other countries that you wish would become

>>66922060
Agreed.

>>66922060
Agreed. I've gotten hemorrhoids three times because I irritated my ass wiping with low quality toilet paper at work.

>>66922060
>>66922087
>>66922103
t. filthy, unwashed eurocucks

>>66922103
Apply less pressure when wiping, walk around more, etc,

>>66922103
>not taking a quick ass wash in the shower after every poo

>>66922060
Bidet is a curse. Once you're born and raised using it you get so much used to it you get practically disabled to shit without it and that's a problem when you travel to other countries or go camping.

>>66922112
I've got the whole hemorrhoid drill down pat. I pay attention to hydration, eat plenty of fiber, use a standing desk at work, and I've also reduced my food intake so I only shit like once a week now.

>>66922136
>at work

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>>66922152
Hello. My name is Martin and I had to use one of those "phone showers" to clean my ass when I went to Chile for holidays.

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>>66922060
Hopefully you don't mean putting those in public bathrooms.

>>66922365
No, just in everyone's household

>>66922152
This. Enjoy feeling like you smell of shit at all times when you shit without it. Nothing other than a shower will make you feel clean again. Youre practically fucked when you go on holiday to a nation that doesnt have them

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>>66922365
Westerners should learn to use shataf and attach it to every toilet.

>>66925156
I was literally coming in here to post this. It's a thousand times faster, more comfy and more hygienic. Why the fuck aren't we funding it?

>>66925156
Can you adjust water temp in it?

>>66925156
We have a better variant which you don't have to touch/move.

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>>66925156
>>66925172
>he thinks hes better for using a hose on his arse instead of moving over to a wash bowl

how about pic related you savages. you stay seated and it blasts youre arse with high pressure water sending the shit back to whence it came. Dry with toilet paper and its the shit, i installed one at mine and my parents place, now i get penetrated by a water dick everywhere i go

>>66925188
just how long are you washing your arse that the temp becomes uncomfortable? I live in a place where it has never snowed so i dont know the issues you face ivan, is warm water a necessity for things?

>>66925195
based sisi

>>66925209
I've never encountered this technology. Still, I like the ability to change the location/angle of the stream that you get with the handheld one. This seems inferior. What if it was a messy shit and you want to clean our your ass hairs?

>try to wash yor ass with little showerhead attached to your toilet seat
>shit droplets falls on showerhead and now it is dirty
>hygienic

>>66925236
>what is shifting your bum cheeks across to the target area

if youve smeared shit beyond the range of this thing there is no saving your soul my friend

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>>66925238
>he can't close his sphincter on command

>>66925251
Eh I'd have to give it a go to properly judge it, but I'm still more than happy to have a little handheld jobby.

>no hijab, niqab in public place
it is a lot better in the USA when you don't see these people walking around

>>66925188
No. Maybe there are some where you can adjust it but the widespread kind in my country doesn't have this feature.
Most of the time the tempreture doesn't bother you at all, but the worst part is in cold winters at night where the water is freezing..

>>66925195
>come to a egyptian toilet
> want to piss a gallon of yeasterday cola
> piss jet accidentally covers the bidet sprinkler hole
>hygienic
>>66925253
How are you supposed to wash it if it is closed?

>>66925156
Is that just a water hose next to sink/toilet? They're pretty ordinary here.

>>66925293
What the fuck is wrong with Russian assholes? Do you get fucked up the ass by your sergeants so much during conscription that they just naturally hang open?

>>66925195
It's better to control where the water goes. You can wash both your asshole and crotch with shataf.

>your ass sill stinks and you have to take soap and wash it with hand
What's the purpose of water hose if you don't get the job done enough?

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>2016
>still no qt jp grill tp

>>66925156
Every toilet here has these

I still wipe with paper

>>66925322
I never knew it was called a shataf, but I'm on your side shatafbro. Those things make the Middle East seem like a shining beacon of civilisation.

>>66925300
Yeah I think Finland is the only Western country that has those. And Southern Europe has a bidet but like this >>66922060
I don't understand why aren't any of those popular in Anglo countries

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Seriously though, why has the civilized world not adopted these over bidets or *gasp* JUST toilet paper?

>>66925269
its the simpler version, if feels like youre being fucked by water the first few times but its a lot easier than the hose that has you stand up and aim awkwardly

>>66925293
>he doesnt sit down to piss
what a bitch

>>66925370
Toilet paper oligarchs conspiracy,

>>66925354
youre meant to wipe then wash you degenerate

>>66925382
I don't stand up to use them, I just reach down under my balls. Anyway, do you ever just sit there masturbating while you take watercock up the ass?

>>66925356
Yup. Shataf or shatafa. It translates to "rinser"

>>66925399
I like to have my butthole dirty for your mum

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>>66925402
reach done under your balls? youll never hit the catchment area that way tho. Look at my pic, your arsehole as a catchment area that faces away from the front (grey colour). Attacking from the front (your green hose) will clean only some and never hit the catchment while attacking from the rear with my hose (red) will hit the arsehole plus its catchment cleaning fully.

If you use the hose you either stand/lean forward and spray or you go from the front and remain forever dirty

>>66925432
>mum
>not mom

good lad

>>66925465
But that's where the mobility of the shataf comes in handy, because you can angle it whichever way you want. Sometimes I'll even sit forwards a little so I can reach behind and pull my ass apart a little with my other hand so the stream gets right up in there.

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>>66925504
but the mobility is needed only because you can come in from the wrong side and therefore adjust, the mobility isnt needed in the first ass blaster 3000 because it gets the job done right the first time instead of needed several angles of attack.

>>66925535
You never said if you masturbate during the assblasting or not.

>>66925546
+stream isnt big enough to live out my bbc cuck fantasies with

>>66925314
Unwashed ass deters sergeants, so Russian men do not wipe their asses. Stinking ass - a sign heterosexual.

Those who use paper to wash their ass after taking a shit are fucking uncivilized. Shit smelly motherfucker

>>66925555
quads confirm it

>>66922060
Why don't simply use Japanese toilet seat

>>66922060
Desu these would be handy when my shits happen after I've already had my morning shower.

>>66922060
USA would face nation-wide water scarcity a week after installing bidets everywhere.

>>66922162
>use a standing desk
Treadmill desk.
Standing for long periods of time will give you varicose veins.

if you need it, you will need high pressure, which a bidet wont have

a superior poo slims out fast and a few quick wipes makes sure your ass can be rimmed by a whore afterwards

improve your diets

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>>66922107
fixed

>>66925209
Quite skeptical on this type of water sprinkler
>what if shit clogged the head of the water head?
I'd prefer the water hose. Just wash my hand with enough soap later.

Wash my bum with the water hose
Apply soap to sensitive area
Wash it again till no bubbles felt
Wipe bum with toilet paper
Wash hands with hand soap
Dry hand with tissue
Done!

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>>66925156
thats pretty haram m8

>>66929108
It is the opposite of haram. It is obligated in Islam to purify yourself with water after urination/defecation. Most of the torment in the grave comes from not cleaning yourself.