You wake up in Walmart

Buy the stuff I need

Take my morning constitutional.

How many of us have slept in a Wal Mart parking lot?

>Check if my diaper is on
>SHART

>>66919135
kys faggot

>>66919135

Is this post made from the perspective of a shart?

>just about to walk out from the mattress of wal mart
>immediately slips off from a banana peel
>it hurts
>take a closer look what did I step on
>it's not a banana peel. AT ALL.
>its pieces of shart!

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>>66919135
I check my pants

>>66919135
Get shot while buying a gun

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be calm to find nearest toilet and try not to shart

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>Walmart Bangalore

>>66919135
If your cunt doesn't have walmarts, it's basically 3rd world.

>>66920182
>we should happy to have a shart disability payground

no

*slips on a shart stain*

I went in one when I was 13ish, I just played with the machetes until we had to leave.