/brit/

Fuck yanks

>John Smiths

State of your life

>>66913154

Would rape

>>66913148
alrite grandad

>>66913088
There's not a chance you imagined it well enough in that short space of time.

i was supposed to be a winner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PmnxrgxtYQ

banger

oi oi barman do us a brown bitter would ya

also you deffo dont need gravity to jizz thats bullshit

>>66913213
don't make fun of my medical conditions

>>66913184
That isn't pop, its ice cream

What are normals still obsessed with now, are they still pretending to be nerds or hipsters?

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>it's a students think their problems are new and interesting episode

how long does chlamydia take to manifest lads?

starting to do a hurt when I pee

>>66913193
>Not drinking John Smith's
Cider a shit, and Fosters is even worse

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>I love books! My favourites are Harry Potter, Game of Thrones, The Girl on the Train, Hunger Games

>>66913184
someone please photoshop a pic of me with my cock out inside of that freezer lol

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*prevents you from posting*

>>66913184
So adorable ~

>>66913262
i honestly don't know

getting old 2bh

>>66913289
Absolute minger

>>66913306
*goes beyond*

>>66913282
the key is meeting a girl who liked those books BEFORE they were cool

like my cassandra


(shes also a redditor u mad? haha)

>>66913154
>>66913184
>>66913289

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHnTnwL9znQ

worried my post went over peoples head

my wit is wasted here

>not drinking strong bow dark fruits

>tfw to ingent four /dpt/

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>>66913283
do the same for me but instead of dick i want my smashed frozen bollocks inside

Don't fuck with me

>drinking beer
Fucking hell lads, disgusting

>>66913341
this wasn't worth my pausing of music

not feeling it

>>66913352
runt

>>66913364
same, and the entirety of /g/ for that matter too, absolute state of that board

So much deadwood in this thread

>>66913262
they've calmed down a bit now, they spend most of their days netflixing and chilling so much that they don't broadcast their interests as much. now they narrowcast their ideas to whoever they're texting at the moment in between episodes of their favorite show on netflix. lord only knows what they're planning....

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>to much of a genuine lefty for liberal media

Wouldn't drink cider if you paid me to desu

>>66913399
/sci/ and /g/ are both rubbish

/diy/ is where it's at

>>66913378
How's sixth form going m8?

why is anarchism often associated with socialism? the two are complete opposites

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this thread is whack

>there is only one type of normie

Fuck off. You lot really dont know much about normies.

There are plenty of normies who hate the types of people that love avengers movies

>>66913451
>Not drinking aspalls bitter
Neck yourself

Traditionalists want to make girls wear dresses. Gender identitarians want to make dress wearers become girls.

Both are equally regressive.

>>66913456
>the two are complete opposites

How

Popping down to union rooms for a pint. Any one want anything?

>>66913343
Was it this one? >>66913252
I didn't have a "light chuckle" reaction image to respond with.

>>66913478

Explain good sir

can't handle the banter

>>66913504
no but that was a goodun haha

>>66913491
socialism by its very definition calls for big government

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTXzy5xKNiw

want to cum on their tummies tbqhwyl

>>66913440
Why?

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I'm from a northern council estate, AMA.

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>>66913528
fuck off anarckiddie come back when you have an experiment that last over 5 years

>>66913352

woman/faggot

>>66913503
*Hands you a pint glass*
Could you tell them to fill this up with ipa?

>>66913503
Pint of wine please

>>66913528
but muh collectivist utopia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Elwes_(politician)

This guy was funny as fuck, makes me want to become a proper miser

i hate cunts

If there is one thing I know for certain it is that I know nothing, except that I know I know nothing, the extent of which I do not know i.e. nothing.

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Pissed on the cat again lads

I forgot how to tie my shoes lads

i wish some of you weren't so needlessly nasty sometimes

its not nice

Just did a big cummy all over my tummy and face.

>>66913508
There are different normie subgroups. People think that all normies have shit taste

But tons of normies like to think of themselves as patricians and only like things like the wire and despise films about super heroes

There are also tons of normies who line up to go to avengers films

Normies that prefer small pubs to clubs, and normies that prefer loud clubs to pubs.

I'm doing my thesis on normies and have studied a few sub-groups.

A common thing though is that sex does usually control their actions.

>>66913588
Bit gay that

drinking JD master distillers edition that i bought in brussels airport

need to do a sleep

>>66913560
make me sick every time and the 'drunkenness' I get off it is fucking shit anyway

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> day off
> cook a nice big breakfast
> delicious coffee
> time to spend the day with you lads x

>>66913193
who are you talking to

>>66913590
What do you mean? Do you mean to wish me a good morning or do you mean that it is a good morning whether It's a good morning or not a good morning on this morning? Or perhaps you mean to say that you feel this morning is a good morning on this morning because It's a good morning on this particular morning? Or are you simply stating that you had morning wood on this particular morning.

>>66913561

Worst thing you've ever witnessed or the stupidest thing spouted by a person.

>>66913634
john smiths

>>66913620
good to have you

Yummy, yummy, yummy. I've got love in my tummy

>>66913528
Anarchism isn't just about opposing the state, its about opposing all hierarchical institutions because anarchists believe this how a socialist society is achieved.

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>Go to return some shit quality dust magnet black trousers
>Were covered in lint on the display before I'd even bought them
>Cunt wouldn't refund me because she thought the dust means they've been worn
>She laughed with her coworker as I left

Because me getting a refund would really affect you wouldn't it, sad jobsworth bitch. Bet it made her feel SO important.

>>66913618
fuck off you moron, alcohol is alcohol, different drinks do not get you drunk in different ways

>>66913634
John Smith you thick cunt

>>66913620
it's night time for us and we're going to bed. sux 2 b u

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Friendly reminder that a moral, virtuous life dedicated to family, country, and God is its own reward

>>66913647
My sister thought China was next to Germany. Not sure if that is the stupidest thing though.

Worst thing I have seen was a woman pissing on a children's park.

want to see the gf NOW tbqh

I do have self respect, and I havn't spoken to him in over 2 years

oh god they're waking up

>>66913667
Tend to feel more emotional on wine. Maybe its the sugar or something

pint of cheese please barman

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>>66913697
Hmm good morning, Nigel No Friends, how are you this fine day?

>>66913667
yeah you say this but frankly I do not agree

>>66913665
looks like you got beat, come back next time with better armour

>girl with a big ass is knocking on my door right now


w-want to open it so bad but it might be someone trying to serve us a lawsuit so ill just hide

>2nd week of having Bronchitis

Should I wait to see if it improves next week or go see the hospital after the weekend if it hasn't changed much?

Anyone else /obese/ here?

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>>66913620
is australia really full of dangerous things like the memes say

>>66913684
>Worst thing I have seen was a woman pissing on a children's park.
This was at 11am on a week day by the way, not like Friday night at 1am.

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Ahh yes, it's that time of the night. Time to force myself into a sensory inhibited state so I can get up for another day of wage compensated slavery

bye

My friend thought Julius Caesar was just a character in a Shakespeare play.

>>66913711
bit sleepy, wagering in the morning

>>66913699
Maybe it's the alcohol or something

>>66913618
Do you get different reactions btwn dry and sweet ciders? Maybe it's the sugar

>>66913265
Is this the webm from that metal concert?

liverpool here AMA

>>66913713
you're wrong

>>66913661
ok so i see it's taken the feminism route of not actually being what its name means

>>66913739
No, but that clearly can't be it, as the lad before me said alcohol is alcohol

>>66913753
can you kiss me goodnight pls

To the lad who posted this poll:

http://www.strawpoll.me/11561342/r

http://www.strawpoll.me/11561342/r

http://www.strawpoll.me/11561342/r

I think you only got one response because no one has heard of these films, I'm downloading one of them now, they might be alright

>>66913753
Stolen any good cars lately Mr. Scouser?

https://twitter.com/hamza_780/status/793892168494616576

>>66913730
I shan't be saying goodnight to this fellow

>>66913763
feminism is definitely an apt name

>>66913763
How is it not what it's name means

>>66913741
not sure, tbph I think the only cider I've drunk is strongbow (fruits and the standard one) and some Auntie Mary jug or something

might even still have that in my cupboard, about 3 years old now llf

>>66913755
proofs?

>touch nose a bit to ohard
>have a nose bleed

ah yes

>>66913665

shoot the place up

>Aussies are awake

yeah im off

*raises pinky*

Prostitution continues to flourish for one reason: demand. There are 3 key letters in DEMAND - M-A-N!

It's time Johns zipped up their flies.

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>>66913725
It's just a soft cunt filter, my dude

my mate went to a rave dressed as Leon the Professional and everyone was asking him why he brought a plant to a rave
what a bunch of kooky characters we all are

tupac

>>66913774
I will not

>>66913786
never stolen a car. Had my bicycle robbed when I went the museum this summer though was fucking fuming like

>>66913801
>>66913770
it's literally in your head, or to do with the mixer

google it

>>66913819
sex is a human right

if a man doesn't get enough/any sex, he starts to go insane

>>66913719
lol

>>66913807
xD epic lol!

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>>66913749
Yes.

>>66913781

I've been on a classic movie kick lately and watched Seventh Seal last night, enjoyed it a lot, no idea why I put it off so long considering I've seen a lot of other Bergman films. I have a weird thing I do with films or books when I never really look at the most popular first and just read the author or watch the director's lesser known stuff first.

>open /brit/
>everything is boring normie Facebook shite

Just fuck off. Why ruin this general?

>I will never go back to the cozy days of running Mount Hyjal/Kara/Black Temple/ZA with the guild

>>66913843
No i actually agree. Thats why I said its the sugars

>>66913825
so when you get bit by a brown recluse you just laugh it off like it's nothing?

>>66913846
That would explain my current mental state

i can't believe i have to keep washing this stupid body until i die

>>66913846
This

t. 22 yo old virgin slowly going mad

>>66913860
This general died about when sershlad left

ruddy insurers just as bad as the bankers

get stuffed, the lot of them

>>66913860
True. The days of Fat Cam, maisiebro and pozzing negholes were much better

>>66913857
pretentious wanker

>>66913869
sorry my eyes generally brush over y*nk posts x

if I get another single word reply I'm going to flip

lads how do I get a boyfriend?

>>66913860
because we don't have anonymity on facebook you cunt

>>66913906
k

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>>66913871
of course

because i'm rock hard baby

>>66913899
BLOCKBUSTERS

>>66913899

I miss the guy who pretended he was a wealthy lord's son.

>>66913846
its true

23 y.o virgin here, deranged at this point. now when attractive girls talk to me i just make weird guttural noises that sound like an animal thats being killed slowly

I'm a fat girl and I post here because I have no friends in real life

>>66913952
bucks

>>66913937
>he wasn't on the house tour skype call
runt

I'm trying to make mint juice, but my mints won't dissolve in water. Should I just dissolve them in Acetone instead?

>>66913952
Want to marry me?

>>66913922
Are you the guy that got bit twice on his dick by a spider in the port-o-john?

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>>66913899
>tfw Owen Jones will never violently pozzz your neg hole

Thanks for reminding me cunt

damn australians are tough people

>>66913952
better get exercising then

/brit history:

>nerds pretend to be racist
>racists turn up
>racists pretend to be normie
>normies turn up
>normies pretend to be autistic
>nerds turn up

and the cycle continues

>>66913922
HOW?!?!??

>all these runts itt who hate cider
It's very obvious all you've ever had is a sip of strongbow dark fruits or fucking kopparberg and rightly hated it. Dry is the only acceptable type.

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>>66913952
How fat?

bucks/josie does not exist

delusional desperate wankers

>>66913995
Err, I think you will find I am both a nerd and a racist.

>>66914008
i've met her lol

>>66913981
Not really lad, posted my arse a few times here though haha just for bants
>>66913987
thanks lad x
>>66913996
Superior colonial genetics, you have them too <3

window cleaning has to be the most pointless profession. half the time they are doing it immediately before or even during the rain and whatever exactly can go wrong with the windows if they don't squeegee them ? it's not like a repair job.

>>66913995
what about me, a genuine lefty?

>>66913952
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

tom

>>66914000
Kopparberg is great, fight me.

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>>66914008
went on a night out with her

>>66913846
I'm a 21 year old virgin and its begun to keep me awake at night

>>66913952
B R I S
A
N
E

did essex stop flagging

>>66914021
Anything to keep people off the streets

fool

>>66913846

im 20 and never had sex

dk what to do

it's not like i want to have sex with women but i dont want everyone to know im gey

thanks for reading

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>>66913995
>pretend to be autistic

>>66914008
i took the infamous picture runt

>>66914019
its obvious to me that australians and americans have the strongest bonds in this thread.>>66913981
>>66913987
>>66913996

>>66914054
>laundry in the kitchen

the UK is a strange place

>>66914065
in bed x

>>66914097
bit gay x

cravin boi puss 2 pozz

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>>66914054
> clothes dryer in the fucking kitchen

>>66914019
haha post your arse again lad for a laugh

tfw brexit soon

>>66914115
haha cravin like craven lol sounds similar

>>66914096
>yank in the brit thread

/int/ is a strange place

>>66914096
thats actually the toilet meht

>>66913960
>>66913979
>>66913993
>>66914034
>>66914064
No

>>66914003
I have a BMI of 30

>>66914107
not rly ://

>>66914132
lel

>>66914158
>in bed with the /brit/ lads

quite :/

Think I've found myself a drama qt lads

She's nuts but I can deal with that.

>>66914154
Fuck you then.

>>66914177
it's not gay if i like it

Fish and potatoes again, lads

>>66913154
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>>66913488
runts

just realised

who here has shared a bed with someone from /brit/

feel like i'm part of an elite now

>>66914154
If I put food on my cock would you eat every bite?

found a new oneitis lads
she's pretty :)

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Really wish I was a witcher desu

>>66914192
literally all me (that is, those are all my posts)

night has fallen

it is almost time to smoke marihuana

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLYsIESNtUc

choon

https://i.imgur.com/a6CZwhu.gifv

>>66914194
Sure, I'm not one to turn down free food

I wake up atleast 5 times a night

Perpetually tired because of this

>>66914054
>washer in the kitchen
>no dryers
Hmmmm

>>66914192
'sup

>>66914194
it would be extremely pleasurable

>>66914192
none of these were me

>>66914193
pretty gay

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they actually just cancelled the latest trump accuser presser because autists have already proved it's a lie

>>66914227
student house

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>>66914202
just about to start rolling myself

>>66914167
top lad haha can I rim you and fuck you haha it'd be hilarious

HOW CAN SHE SLAP

>>66914240
not rly :/

>>66914212
kek


should i get my cat a kitten friend lads? do you think she'd eat it or do they get along?

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>>66914201
>>66914230


>>66914257
Interesting; in the US dorms typically have the communal laundry room in the basement.

>>66913846

rights don't exist

>>66914202
>>66914266
got a big ol' chip out from earlier leds

>>66914270
haha sure lad, don't forget to kiss me and cuddle me all night :3 hahahhahahahaha

>>66914199
why is he called a witcher? i only played a bit of the second game desu

is he a witch? does he hunt witches? is witcher just a term for a male witch like how widower is the term for male widow? if his job is hunting monsters, what does that have to do with witches?

>went out with a girl that I like and the old oneitis
>ended up flirting a lot with the girl I like

Dunno what I'm doing 2bh

>>66914115
poz my neghole

>>66914266
god speed

our shitposts will destroy this thread

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>sex is a human right
>if a man doesn't get enough/any sex, he starts to go insane

>rights don't exist

>>66914225

take xanax with codeine

boy poochie (pronounced neeve) is leaking again

WHEN WILL THE WORD FILTERS BE LIFTED

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>>66914302
>>66914199

>>66914298
Oh yeah I mean obviously I'd do that too otherwise the joke is ruined haha now post another pic for top banter

>>66914281
I take immense pleasure in the fact that he or she apologizes for their post

>>66914343
idk desu

>>66914278
my cats don't get along and its a bit grim to watch

people who don't want poppies are retarded protesters who equate any war with Iraq/Syria (i.e. westminster elite using northerners as human shields)

people who do want want poppies are baiters and trolls who want nothing more than to see a victory over the protestors and show how 'civic minded' they are while treating the dead with more respect than the living.

fuck off and say your prayers, bigots.

>>66914320
LONDON

>>66914367
us canadians right sorry aha i apologize to you xxxxddddd

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>>66914360
haha sure

Poppy wearing is the original virtue signalling

>amaziiiiing
>hellooooo
>gooooood
the fuck is with this shit?

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>>66914297
>>66914324

>>66914407
get your dick out for the lads haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tuvX_X7Rlw

choon

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>>66914021
>Nothing shows wealth and success like shit on your window

>>66914210
shall be clicking this link ONLY because 'libertine' is one of my favourite words

>>66914408
this.

write the dead people's names on a little piece of paper and drop it off at an altar.

>>66914407
Need more bottom

>>66914302
nah in this universe there are witches, mages, sorceresses and the like

a witcher is something completely different, they are humans mutated as children and trained to be monster slayers, they have minor magical abilities they use called signs, and they also have superhuman senses, speed, strength and agility, also they have regenerative abilities from injury and can drink special potions that enhance them but would kill a normal man. They are generally shunned by most people as freaks and exist as a few small seperate schools with various styles and disciplines across the world

geralt is from school of the wolf who focus on swordsmanship mainly

nematodes drank my house lads

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>>66914440
willy is reserved for my banter future husbando lads sorry x haha
>>66914467
sure la x

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>>66914021
>why yes, I do indeed like to have my windows accumulate stuff on them so that they age better like a fine wine

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>sex is a human right
>if a man doesn't get enough/any sex, he starts to go insane

>>66914487
sure this post was a while ago now
bit of a late entry

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putting a preposition to all my fellow /brit/ geniuses out there

someone needs to colonize the stars and at this rate, we'll all be dead by the time that happens

with our (lets be honest here, mine) brainpower we can speed up the process and colonize the stars together, for /brit/

only apply if your IQ is higher than 252

>>66914484
what if that's me lad?
at least post your arsehole haha

>>66914486
>>66914446
clean them or have them cleaned when they're dirty then. like your car. doing it at scheduled times when it might not even need done is stupid

mate has offed himself

irony: complaining about virtue signalling is virtue signalling

Danelad are you there

https://soundcloud.com/paperfunk-recordings/rizla-saviour-original-mix

shall be putting this one on the old rolling machine

im a girl btw

>>66914514
rip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDRwLSzmDW0

cute paki lass

>>66914522
Ja. Det er mig

Nah, i'm just kidding

>>66914518
not when it's anonymous, retard, or when you're openly admitting that you despise the opposition

>>66914518
Its a nonsense term used by the politically incorrect brigade to silence free speech

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>>66914506

>he hasn't yet worked out that our future isn't among the stars, but at the bottom of the ocean

>>66914470
do they all have white hair and yellow snake eyes?

Taking a big long shit is better than having a cum

Opinions?

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>>66914531
>>66914526
>>66914506
>>66914474
>>66914401
>>66914367
>>66914340

>>66914506
>preposition
Noice b8 m8

>>66914514
F

>>66914513
Do Brits not have car washes?

>>66914527
oh
my
god

:3

Lads, last time I ran, my heart siezed up in pain and I went blind

Not even fat, thought I was perfectly healthy, what should I do

>>66914546
>no veil
>arms are showing

Someone's cruising for an honour killing

>>66914577
all me

>>66914560
>jesus was just the ring leader of the politically incorrect brigade to silence free speech

RAsheed

>>66914589
run again

>nhs in crisis
>pound plummeting
>recession soon

turns out the world wasnt ready for an economy based on memes

yanks take note

>>66914580
>car washes
nah we have bulgarians

>>66914493
Sorry.I like to browse in bursts and can fall a bit behind.

Taking a big long cock is better than having a wank

Opinions?

>>66914589

You've reached the natty threshold

>>66914580
most wash their own

not difficult

>>66914569
no, they all have cat eyes which lets them see better in the dark but only geralt has the white hair, his hair was bleached because he was subjected to much stronger mutations that normally would occur, this is also the reason he is basically the best witcher that there is

>>66914613
Yeah but we got to stick it to the so-called experts and PC liberal elites

>>66914622
Absolutely agree.
That and giving it to a cute lad

all that glitters is not gold

>>66914580
>Do Brits not have car washes?
nothing about my post indicated that we don't. u thick af

>>66914518
ELI5 "virtue signalling"

>>66914615
Fair enough, we have Mexicans

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Am I missing something here?

got a picture of myself that I find pretty funny and I keep looking at it and smirking haha

(not posting it here)

Had some Icelandic IPA and it was honestly the worst thing.

Iceland explain yourself

Night

>>66914613
Why is there going to be a recession?

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he's actually going to do it isn't he

>>66914613
hasn't the NHS always been bad? the pound's only lost like .2% of its value hasn't it? what kind of recession?

>>66914664
I'm working on it

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>>66914659
let's plot a course

started swimming

>>66914659
Dude weed lmao

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>>66914672
Wait, if you win Florida you become President? What's the point of all the other states then?

>>66914622
true, although I prefer a thick cock over a long one ;x

>>66914693
Posting from a water-proof phone?

>>66914708
m'swing states

>>66914685
I am completely incapable of becoming aroused to blacks

they're like a different species

>>66914687
Cheers Glyfi. Get back to me when it's done.

>>66914724
was going to make a post akin to this but thought better of it

>>66914708
florida is usually the deciding state

>>66914708
That's not how it works

The number of votes you get doesn't mean anything
Its just how many states you win

I have the feeling that when some GHCQ staff member is trolling through a database of names and gets to mind where they can bring up all info about me I've put online, and where studied, worked etc they'll think 'good lad'

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>>66914688

>>66914622
bit gay, but I agree

>>66914720
What if I've got both?

only things i look forward to are taking drugs and wanking

>>66914589
visit your gp blud, something wrong with your respiratory system la.

>>66914705
Why do stoners like weeds so much? Gardeners could probably make a fortune selling them to them.

>>66914708
It's a swing state (i.e., neither solidly Democratic like Illinois nor Republican like Texas), as are Ohio and a couple of others, which is where the bulk of the campaigning is.

>>66914755
put it in my bum please

>>66914742
I'm not proud of it, but it had to be done

>>66914724
bad post

>>66914742
good post

>>66914746

No it isn't

>>66914751
he's a big guy

>>66914772
*sticks it in your bum*
bit tight, you alright lad?