/brit/

essex

predicting a one pump dump

>>66908469
£10 says you don't

I have never kissed a girl at 21

is shite

plymouth is actually an alright place

not sure how i'm gonna get to do the old sex after i leave uni desu

no one at work is a women

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>>66908501
absolutely brilliant post

here's the thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGLGzRXY5Bw

>As we learned above, poor performances in technical interviewing happen to most people, even people who are generally very strong. However, when we looked at our data, we discovered that after a poor performance, women are 7 times more likely to stop practicing than men

feeling depressed lads can i get a (You) or 2 x

>>66908568
tinder

>>66908536
hahahahahhahaha literally how is that even possible

fucking hell hahahahahhaha

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watching some pro gamer play videogames

Neil degrasse tyson is the smartest man alive and a personal hero to me

I have two of his posters in my room

>>66908573
>arabian scimitar x3

says it all desu

>>66908543

Cap'n Jaspers

>>66908595
nah lad, state of half the women on there fucking hell

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>>66908619

>>66908536
not too late lad

I had my first kiss when I was 20 (although I was homeschooled so I have an excuse)

>>66908573
thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T11VoJSIQDE

>>66908628
get on the pump and dump mate

>>66908536
20 and I've kissed 3, all in the last 2 weeks

Once you get past the first one it gets about 10 times easier.

>THREE (3) SEAXES

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are woes

Are you a real villain?

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>>66908469
Bums against the walls lad, there's a poof in the thread!

losing my taste for the nightlife

>>66908665
a fucking duck

>duckinghamshire

>>66908626
meet me outside morrisons on mutley plain in 15 minutes I'll deck you in

>be a girl
>have cleavage
>play videogames on twitch (not even particularly well or with interesting commentary)
>random sadcases give you several thousands of pounds per day

ah yes

Someome just shouted "joes a tall cunt" outside my window
I am tall and called joe
I didn't recognise the voice
Hmmm

After earning millions throughout his career, former Everton and Real Madrid midfielder Thomas Gravesen decided to invest his earnings in becoming a professional poker player in Las Vegas – now boasting an estimated worth in excess of £80 million.

>>66908448
I havent posted a thing about it desu. Really dont care about having a massive house, I've lived in small apartments on my own for years and love it

>>66908371
Agreed, would never live there. Some people are too poor though.

>a fucking scimitar

>>66908675
*sticks dick through hole in wall when you put your bum cheeks perfectly positioned over it*

"YOWZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! WOOO OWWWWWWWWWWW!"

>>66908688
hope this catches on desu, much prefer it to cuckinghamshire/fuckinghamshire

DESPISE the left. Absolutely hate Muslims. Hate wogs. Hate foreners.Hate pikeys. Hate refugees. Hate pakis. Hate gays. Hate special needs lads. Far right nationalist and proud. EDL, PEGIDA. Love the pub and football

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Essex girl
Definitions

noun
derogatory, informal a young working-class woman from the Essex area, typically considered as being unintelligent, materialistic, devoid of taste, and sexually promiscuous


AKSHULY GONNA CHIN OOEVA ROTE THE COLLENS DICKSHONRY DESU LADS OW DARE THEY TOLK ABAAT MY MISSUS LIKE THA

desu I could beat anyone on slashbritslash in a fight

just factuals

chilly

>>66908536

28 and I've never kissed a girl had a gf had sex etc

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>>66908536
same

>tfw 28

>>66908762
everyone round my ends was sharing that anti-essex girl stuff for like 2 days and then forgot all about it lol

post maisie
want to admire her form

gf just said shed stomp on me balls.

>>66908767
>desu
could kill a weaboo nonce like you in about 3 seconds

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>>66908589

>>66908780
yeah same but we had a good laugh about it

tbf it's only areas like Billtown and Basvegas that those girls exist, none round my ends

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>I drive an automatic

rosy rutherford has shutdown her twitter again
ffs lads what have you done now

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>>66908789

Hi

>>66908751
How does that work? I thought the Irish just arbitrarily liked everything they assumed the English didn't/wouldn't?

one of these army blokes tried selling me a poppy

told him my dad is an iraqi (i look a bit dusky to say the least!) and scoured at him.

>>66908413
There are criteria required which I'm sticking to. I need to tell them who it is beforehand. Appropriate checks are made at the gates. They will have to know me personally and I'm not inviting anybody who could spoil my character.

>>66908589
:)

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>>66908689

>Actually living in Devon

Haha, you poor bastard

>>66908802
>implying I actually typed out "desu"

are you fucking dumb, yes you are.

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>>66908789

https://youtu.be/TR3Vdo5etCQ

new AJ Tracey

Link me some good grime music lads

Good.

>>66908858
t. Tower Hamlets paki

>>66908840
alri rash

>66908859
(you)cow status: milked

>>66908833
don't remember giving you permission to @me

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>>66908858
fuck off mate

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Hello there

>>66908842
fair dos, see you there then lad (I will NOT be speaking to you)


>>66908887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYWuhGG6QcQ

>POOTTENHAM HOTSHIT

I am feeling happy

>cunttenham fuckshits

>>66908887
listen to remtrex, shxdow and tana you rorke

>>66908861
who is this plastic piglet
delete it from your hard drive right now

need dicks in my cunny really bad

>>66908859
you must be a fucking newcunt then if you are still typing out tb.h and not thinking that it will be filtered

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>>66908469
> there's a 90% chance I'll have sexual intercourse tomorrow evening after a year dry spell edition
Good luck

>>66908804
>>66908855
thanks ( '^')

Trigun, Tokyo Ghoul or Kill la kill lads? Which one?

Im feeling kill la kill desu

doing a depressed and giving up on life

might genuinely kill myself soon haha

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the sun sets on another day

>tfw haven't had sex in 3 years
wew lads

>>66908751
WEW, I don't hate anyone I just wish everyone would stick to there own country. Not a fan of Globalisation tbqh chaps

>>66908887
dizzee rascal - sittin here
innit

>>66908939
Link
>>66908919
Good

>>66908950
CHICAGO
H
I
C
A
G
O

>>66908967
can I watch x

>>66908967
you shouldn't

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Outside my apartment. Bit rainy

>>66908655
>once you get past the first one it gets 10 times easier
Accurate, same goes with sex
Just pluck up the courage to get that first one lads

>>66908919
I very much doubt we will anon, but even if you did, we'll never know.

my mate just text me he's coming over and he's on the bus right now but im feeling shite

FUCKSAKE

can't be arsed to put on a front either, just going to tell him i want to be on my own and let me do whatever the fuck he wants downstairs

>>66908951
no you fucking moron, I just refuse to capitulate to the fucking admins trying to control me

shut the FUCK UP

Woke up today at 10.30am and masturbated while thinking of my former flatmates castrating me and forcing me to be their sissy maid.

Showered an brushed my teeth, noticed one of my flatmates cleaned up the bathroom, its been a while, we do not speak at all so she will never push me to pick do more, although I believe I do my fair share. I listened carefully, waiting for her to leave the hallway before leaving the bathroom and going back to me bedroom.

Breakfast was Weetabix and water.

Shitposted on /sp/ and /r9k/ for a bit, got banned on /sp/ because I posted again about how my copy of Pokemon Omega Ruby has still not arrived in the post. My theory is that it has arrived but it is sitting in the letterbox, living in these flats though, the letterbox is locked, I do not have a key and must wait for my roommate to check it and remove the package. It has been 13 days since I ordered the game.

I was really looking forward to playing the game during my timeoff last week but it looks like this, my final semester, is going to be very busy but regardless of the amount of effort I put in I doubt I will get a good grade, I think I may have failed an exam in January.

My plans today were
>to apply to one grad scheme, hopefully I can copy and paste most stuff
>do one item of tutorial work

I accomplished neither of them.

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>Americans

>>66909030
might lob a cheeky FOY at Barzun

>>66908990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiYvc_bWIhQ

https://www.instagram.com/p/BMStM3WD8LN/

some bloke at job centre tried telling me i should omit my bachelors and masters degree from the CV and lie and say I was working abroad and looking after a disabled family member.

Literally going to go in again, record him repeating this shit and then send the recording to the complaint department of the DWP, hoping he gets fired or at least reprimanded.

>>66909083
You can't banish the Barzunator lad.

>>66908967
Why lad?

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>>66908945

>>66908890

Live in the desolate North acshually m8

>>66908964
klk

great 'nime

>>66909004
nah
>>66909007
is the only decent thing left to do, I've failed/underachived in such a massive way that can never be rectified and I'm too ashamed to keep living with myself. Just gotta build up the courage

>>66908887
https://youtu.be/DtxoNkhKBes
https://youtu.be/EQdZw-JbqLM
https://youtu.be/hrSGMg8GTLw

fill your boots lad

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what do you call a canadian in autumn? compost

really makes you think

http://blog.interviewing.io/you-cant-fix-diversity-in-tech-without-fixing-the-technical-interview/

>>66909100
But he's trying to help you, don't dog the lad

>>66909130
mate he's off across the pond, he's stepping down

can't wait to have a big fat poo in the embassy bogs

going to be hard not getting absolutely wankered Tbh, going with my fit colleague so I can't make an arse of myself

>>66909136
post the fit one

>>66908992
Are yank cocks bigger than british ones?

>>66909135
i consider myself a failure

>>66908887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5cgg-r644g

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is there anything more embarrassing then listening to crime?

https://twitter.com/HuffPostUK/status/793377069551919104

When was the last time you cried /brit/ ?

I'm not a big fan of southerners

>>66909136
this certainly isnt my wife and ive got precisely no time for any occidental wogs who arent kazza
cease and desist

>>66909209
Spelling it wrong

thoughts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9-9GWFuS5w

>>66909209
committing it

>>66909202
>>66909148
>>66909095
>>66908989
good

>>66909213
I cry maybe once or twice per week desu

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>>66909196

anyone ever had DV?

scared i won't pass cos of doxxable posting on the chon

>>66909145
When we reach our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change my lad. You can redeem yourself. It's not an easy road.

got arrested after I opened the door for some 8-9 year olds trick or treating in order to give them a treat, but received a trick instead, a swift punch to the bollocks by a girl dressed as a slutty pumpkin.
cock got fully hard almost instantly as I was momentarily in a state of pure bliss as the pain surged through my testicles.
her parents called the police then

>>66909238
not really though

you're cute

>>66909213
monday morning

>>66909188
>trying to turn someone with a masters degree into a clerical assistant by advising them to lie about their employment history, without letting them know the legal dangers of doing this is 'helping'
hm

>>66909213
5 years ago at my old man's funeral

literally have not cried since then. I'm not some depressed weaponhead listening to Linkin Park I'm just very ambivalent now

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>>66909238
>>66909209

>>66909251
my grandparents own a flat really close to where some of that is filmed.

>>66909317
:3

thanks anon, you are cute too

After earning millions throughout his career, former Everton and Real Madrid midfielder Thomas Gravesen decided to invest his earnings in becoming a professional poker player in Las Vegas – now boasting an estimated worth in excess of £80 million.

>>66909286
I can't remember the last time I cried desu

Don't cry that often

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>>66909222

just shagged the gf for a good 20 minutes

>>66909140
No one believes you Amir.

>>66909213
actually cannot remember

work forced me to have holiday in the last week of november so i booked 4 nights in madrid what am i like haha

>>66909293
thank you

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>>66909202
my g

>>66909213
im crying right now

from my penis

>>66909191
I know. The President selects their ambassador. He and Obama seemed very close. I do wonder what it's going to be like with the new president, whoever they may be...

And yes... all that alcohol is going to prove a challenge to resist.

>>66909213
>Londoners

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>>66908910
Luke did I ever tell you that your lightsaber killed countless women, children and younglings? This was before I cut off your fathers arms and legs but after your father built C3P0. He was a good friend.

>>66909373
mentioned

left her bloody and crying in the loo

such a fucking bent video

why is Big H so awkward on camera

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fIAjwYhxDY

>>66909213
Genuinely or when i was trying to get out of something?

Genuinely, quite a few years.

Faking, about a week haha

just jumped the border

>>66909294
I'm SC. I don't think they care desu as long as you've got nothing to hide/are honest about things.

>>66909423
fuck up now

>>66909213
cry at films all the time m8

>>66909336
your grandparents have a flat in Japan? bit random that, is it nice?

>>66909326
>>66909188
by the way i've been unemployed for a month and I've already received at least one job interview in areas related to my academic career a week.

I just go to job centre for free money, but they keep making me do all these stupid tasks.

>>66909423
what?

>>66909286
several years ago for me
there have been times when I've felt like I wanted to but just not capable. Probs next cry if my mum or dog dies, but really when people die i feel so uncomfortable with other people crying and hugging me that the awkwardness overwhelms the grief

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NEED a Hila gf.

Electronics lad if you're here I've asked one more question on /ohm/ (promise it's my last). Could u please answer it? I think it's just a yes or no question.

>>66909213
>the brexit result

Hahahaha

Cannot wait until Trump wins and normies will be crying all over twitter.

>that Mads one

Feels tb h

>>66909294
DV interview is fun, they bring up everything they can find online, ask you if you ever cheated on your gf to see if you'll lie to them, talk to your mum about embarrassing shit you did in school

>>66909408
what

>>66909213
last week

>>66908344
stupid paki

>>66909213
done a little cry last night in fact
the old headache got the best of me

>>66909510
hello reddīt
how about fuck off now

>>66909394
problem is for me that all these events are after work so I don't have time for a proper meal, all they serve are shit canapes so I'm fucking starving and the alcohol hits hard. Was at another event to celebrate Barzun recently and I had 2 glasses of House of Commons wine, knocked me for six

>>66909427
why do you like this shit? You must be 16 or something

>>66909538
weak

>Was a lonely autist in Primary School but calmed myself down because I knew I'd get girls at uni
>Was a lonely autist in Secondary School but calmed myself down because I knew I'd get girls at uni
>Was a lonely autist in Sixth Form but calmed myself down because I knew I'd get girls at uni

I'VE BEEN AT UNI FOR 2 MONTHS NOW AND HAVEN'T EVEN BEFRIENDED SOMEONE

WHAT THE FUCK

HOW DO PEOPLE HAVE SEX WITH GIRLS

I'VE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS AND NOW IT'S HERE AND IT'S SHIT

>>66909510
I find this woman replusive and punchable
nothing to do with her being jewish I just think shes a twat

>>66909431
Why would you fake crying?

>>66909213
Don't remember

Been on the verge of it during quite a few films though, bit pathetic 2bh

told my mate im gay

kinda regretting it doesn't feel as good as i thought it would

>>66909539
Rdgy

>>66909547
let me guess you stayed in your room for the entirety of freshers

>>66909474
they're japanese so they live in it. it's okay, pretty small but in a nice area.

>>66909547
What uni la

http://observer.com/2016/11/bernie-sanders-abandons-clinton-in-final-week/

>>66908543 are you an uni student

>>66909545
change the record son

>>66909213
I coughed so much today a tear came out

>>66909601
I don't drink alcohol because it tastes like shit.

I had no choice.

>>66909518
sheeeit

seriously what do you do that gets you into the embassy???
need to know as i want a better job but don't know enough jobs

>>66909538
WEAK

How to cope with being dumb, ugly, lazy, awkward, and short

>>66909635
that is a bollocks excuse

you have no hope

>>66909213
>the vast majority of them are crying all the time

find it hard to believe these soft cunts are representitive of the average british male

>>66909573
Last time was when the police were going to search me.

I look quite young and it was a female officer so a I started blubbing and the daft cunt let me off.

>>66909635
I'm not going to hat post this, but I'm going to let you know that I considered it

>>66909540
I went to a 4th of July party and that was dope. I can't remember how much I drank, but it was a great party. Less to worry about, albeit a week after Brexit. The tensions will be higher here.

>>66909623
change your tastes

>>66909611
fair, always wanted to go

not a weeb but it looks like a cool city, also expensive


>£3000 FOR A HUG

>>66909635
at least give a good excuse like levelling on lotro

>>66909547
>looking forward to uni in primary school
you were doomed from the beginning

>>66909612
York

>>66909652
weed

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Anyone else live on their own here? Such a comfy feel

pic related

How do I become a money lender?

How much money should I start with and do I need a licence?

>>66909213
not for ages desu

>>66909623
Do you want a slap hard man?

>>66909635
>I don't drink alcohol because it tastes like shit.

END yourself

No young person drinks alcohol for the taste you absolute spacker

>>66909615
she's finished desu

>>66909213
I've never cried in my life.

I'm not female.

swinged 6 times from my right 5 times from my left
various parts of the face
stopped when I heard a loud ploc sound coming from her face
was quite a good performance from me

>>66909666
LASS

>>66909716
paypal me £100 and i'll give you it back + £5

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Hmm

>>66909697
Haha, could have got you laid if you went to the same uni as me

>>66909678
why? to appease some autistic mong on /brit/

loool yeah alright lad I'll get right on that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw4UzH0CAUE

>>66909676
>4th of July party
In Britland or over here?

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>>66909213
I cry all the time at moving moments in TV programmes, films and occasionally music and art but only when I'm on my own... I'm not histrionic.

I think I have an abnormally high sense of empathy for a normal heterosexual male. I'm basically the opposite of an autist/psychopath, yet I still spend most of my time shitposting on a Kyrgyzstani breakdancing forum.

Fucking banged a cunt outside spoons didn't I

might convert to islam

>>66909749
man

Just ate a whole bar of Green and Blacks white chocolate in one go

Your thoughts

>>66909547
>be a lonely autist
>never change
>surprised when uni doesnt magically make you a sociable normski

>>66909546
>>66909645
dare either of you to say this to my mate's horse's face

>>66909632
reckon that was probably a bit of saliva, most people cry from their eyes

>>66909693
It's because I have a thousand cousins and my ugly autistic cousin went from Napoleon Dynamite to Joey from Friends

When you're 9 and your interest in girls is first growing it makes you envious

duerte is a madman

>>66909776
eggy

>>66909635
you absolute fucking melt

I should really cook some real food but Maoam and Marble cake is just so dam good.

>>66909782
>eating soy lecithin
Enjoy your cancer

>>66909547
>>66909635
>i didnt have sex with girls at uni because i didnt leave my room because i dont like the taste of alcohol.

join the christian union or find a drink that works for you.

I'm so anxious about everything and nothing seems to work out

>>66909676
the events are the best part of this work, but I'm moving out the industry soon so they'll probably end. It's a great feeling chatting shit with Lords whilst you're boozed going to these crazy events

yes, tensions will be VERY high, like I said, hopefully they call it early - cannot be arsed hanging about too late

The battle is real this is no dream or make believe wake up from your disciption. There is a God there is a Satan, there is a heaven there is a he'll there is a,battle there is a,war. Choose to not ignore what is going on open your eyes to the truth in this song. Something far beyond what you see in the natural. There is a evil in the world uprising where are the righteous to stand against we just gather together and put aside are differences to defeat this beast of the east this Dragon of destruction. We must stand in unity God is are shield and sword. We are not alone we have Him as are defense arise you ones of courage for God will give you super natural strength. Jesus is the ruler over all he was the lamb that was shed he was the blood that was spelled to abolish your sins passed present and future sins forgiven. You are free now to walk in His mercy and grace go now and spread His love. You have the fire the power the love of God in you!

is your life a meme?

can honestly say my life is a meme

asked the bar lady at spoons if she'd put my bollocks in the microwave as well as my steak and i got kicked out lads

>>66909825
sorry about that

>>66909755
Big man

iterally what the fuck are you hyper successful embassy cunts doing here besides making me feel even worse about how shite my life is, seriously

>>66909713
Maybe if I lived in a comfy apartment with a comfy view

>complaining about taste of alcohol

cider/dark fruits exists for a reason mate

>>66909782

Enjoy your 75% cocoa poop

>>66909758
In Britland
At the Ambassador's house. Was awesome.

>>66909655
>>66909670
>>66909684
>>66909722
>>66909800
>>66909820
But I've got gains and you haven't so who's the real loser here

Alcohol makes you plump

>>66909853
>cider/dark fruits
WEAK

>>66909825
b urself

>>66909680
i remember the £3000 hug, seems like ages ago now.
hotels can be expensive, so stay somewhere that isn't too central but near a train station. transport is really good and cheap so you can go anywhere with ease. food is cheap if you know where to go, fiver for a big bowl of noodles. i'd recommend it, but probably with someone else, preferably who speaks japanese.

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>>66909567
She's so much more likeable than her fat fuck husband IMO.

>>66909862
judging by this post >>66909547
you are

haha

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>I don't drink alcohol

red flag 2bh

>>66909850
/brit/ has been raided by Facebook and Twitter

These complete normie shitheads have ruined the general
Been here 3 years and this hasn't happened once. Must be /r/4chan or something

>Dier
More like Dyer

kicked out some smelly nerd out because he wanted to put his bollocks in the microwave the freak

>>66909884
fuck off already reddit twat

>>66909825
that's your cue to let god in friend

surrender your plans and ideas to god

>>66909862
>not drinking vod and chasing with low cal soda water

NEVER
GONNA
MAKE
IT

>>66909748
Can you sign a sheet of paper that lets me reck you financially in the court system if you fail to pay back what we agreed?

@62
youre some eejit

>>66909693
I remember looking forward to uni when I was about 12 because of all the wanking freedom I would have

>>66909921
yeah sure, my name's amir

How do I get a job as one of those policemen who just stand about outside crime scenes keeping public plebs away from the yellow tape? Seems cushy as fuck.

>>66909884
thought that was her brother
but honestly I only kknow who they are from 1 video and hearing other people talk about them

>>66909920
>soda water

>not using orange squash as mixer

>>66909932
reach for the stars

>>66909883
I don't know anyone else that cares enough to go, or that has the money

would probably airbnb it

just a pipe dream for now

FEEEEEEEEET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GbYQ9Aj8Go

we need to build a wall on the southern border

>>66909914
Ooo you're hard

http://vocaroo.com/i/s07VUnJ6qPq9

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*walks towards you*

this bitch i fucked a couple days ago won't leave me alone. i've had to block her on my phone

>>66909980
Aye?

>>66909939
deal

nice doing business with you mr hussein

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>>66909713
>tfw live on my own
>tfw it's in a tiny bedsit that looks into a Gregg's in a shit-tier town centre

Ah, yes...

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more of my normie life. at the beach house

racists ruin the fun of 4chan so much

Just finished trimming my pubes lads

Thursday tomorrow lads. You know what that means.

>>66909850
>>66909906
Normies don't get invited to the embassy lad.

>>66909944
>mixer not chaser
>high sugar drink

nah, kill yourself instead I reckon

>>66909997
Aye

want to go to bed but my discover weekly hasn't finished yet

>>66909942
I would be a copper as long as I didnt have to be one of those pathetic CSO's first

reckon I could get bumped to detective fairly quick and live an interesting life

>>66909862
I might be skinnyfat but I put my willy inside girls mate

>gf finds it attractive that i listen to metal music when i work out

when are you going to wake up and realise metal is the true musical redpill?

>>66909985
you are the best poster

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>http://vocaroo.com/i/s07VUnJ6qPq9

>>66910006
how are you not scared of posting your info online

>>66910014
Actually today is Thursday

getting some flake in leds

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFt_msLyTXA

>>66910006
>1.98 MB, 4032x3024

oh yes I'll definitely be opening this image no really I mean it mate I'm serious no I'm not even joking don't worry I'm going to I promise

passing painful diahrroea

>>66910014
wank and a pot noodle

>>66910016
i'm sure they do

>>66910028
what time do you wake up?

>>66910006
i want to die now

>>66910095
7am

>>66910065
What's the future like space man?

>>66909966
i'll go with you :)
actually planned a trip with my gf this summer. gonna stay at my grandparents, but they don't speak a word of english, dreading having to translate everything tbqh.

>>66910060
Its not really him I'd assume

squashed some homeless twat bollocks with my foot then kicked it like a juninho freekick

>>66909697
I'm studying at York lad, meet me at the York Shambles in 30 min?

>>66910032

PCSOs are volunteers and overtime stealers m8. You can join as a copper without being a PCSO

>>66910048
its just shit

>>66910108
Trump won

h3h3 is still quite funny

>>66910017
>tries to be healthy during university
nah, you're alright mate.

>>66910109
so you speak Japanese and English? I'm shit at languages, would be fucked if I tried to learn Japanese

>>66910032
>reckon I could get bumped to detective fairly quick

I bet every mug who signs up thinks this. Same way 100% of military recruits think they're SAS special ops material. Best you could hope for is a regular spot on Channel 5's Police Interceptors lad.

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>>66910145
Moving to Mexico lads

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>>66910126
I-I-I've already put my pyjamas on

That faggot crying because of Brexit.

>>66910151
Their early reaction videos were actually damn funny. Recently, they've kind of jumped the shark.

Being a police officer seems like a neat job, but the lack of co-worker contact would be quite depressing imo

>>66910073
not a big fan of the JME/Skepta/Stormzy lot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GBMZVX6Exw

might keep dumping my normie life.

have to make sure they arent from my instagram or fb though haha

>>66910165
>>66910165
I'm exceptionally intelligent though

>>66910222
>Being a police officer seems like a neat job
for a runt

these threads are full of norm worms

>>66910154
got in the best shape of my life at uni, was a piece of piss considering I actually bought my own food

>>66909853
gay poof

do girls like hairy chests lads? mine is rather hairy

>>66910238
then you shouldn't be considering a job as a police officer

>>66910197
It's just not good enough mate

>>66910258
she looks *off*

there's something wrong with this woman

>>66910203
not gonna lie i shed a tear or two myself, was pretty horrible and unexpected

NEED a Canexit

migth pore a whreokipsr

>Westminster life expectancy is 97 years
>UK life expectancy is 81 years

ah yes London

>>66910278
she's white?

>>66910229
nah JME is dead poppy but I just think that's a good tune

>>66910262
reading comprehension of a downy

should be euthanised ked

>>66910281
Rasheed

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>>66910203
embrace the future