Finland here. Roast us. I bet you can't.

>>66904503
If i become president of sweden i will grand you this land so we can be a male sex organ hahaha

>>66904556
We need to destroy Norway to advance our great penis nation

>>66904867
lets find a way to attach them to iceland

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>>66904867
But with Norway, fennoscandia becomes a two-headed benis

Not a real country

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What's the matter? Welfare checks aren't big enough for a new iPhone?

Well firstly they say that the actual 'place of Finland' is just Eastern Sweden. Helsinki is in Eastern Sweden and when people fly there it's not like they would notice.

World maps are altered as it's a U.N conspiracy to keep people believing in Finland. And the idea that an entire country is made up seems so bizarre that nobody would ever believe it, making it easy to do.

Finland's main company, Nokia, is apparently owned by the Japanese and they're a main player in this.

Now as for 'why' people would want to invent Finland as a country that's a bit more in depth and there's a few reasons as to why Sweden and Russia go along with it but it's mostly to do with Japanese fishing rights.

You see the Japanese love their sushi but tight fishing regulations and public outcry mean they can't fish as much as they want. So after the Cold War they agreed with Russia to create a 'landmass' called Finland where they could fish. After all, if people thought there was a country there nobody would expect the Japanese to be harpooning whales would they?

The fish is then transported through Russia where a small percentage of the food is given to the population, (they were of course starving at the time of Finland being invented), and then is shipped to Japan under the disguise of 'Nokia' products. Japan is apparently one of the worlds largest importers of Nokia products despite the fact that 'nobody there owns a Nokia phone' apparently.

The crux of all this however, and my favourite part, is the homage that the Japanese gave to this entire conspiracy theory.
What do fish have? Fins. Therefore they named their imaginary country Finland.

>>66904503
You already hard boil yourselves in saunas, not far from roasting.

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>>66904503
We aren't related to you boring fishermen.

We are the true descendants of Attila and the Huns themselves who were the scourge of Asia and Europe! Our language is Türkish, and even the suggestion that Hungarian is related to yours is preposterous.

Seriously.

>>66905565
>tfw work for ambulance
>finnish woman dies in the sauna
>she's been dead for days when the brother found her

finns no

Russian province

>>66905656
What a nice way to go. Sauna used to be a place of birth so it's pretty fit place to leave this earth, too.

SAUNA IS UGLY, MÄMMI A SHIT!

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>>66905403
>this nigger does his daily divide-and-conquer thread
>people serve the nigger and go with the flow

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>benis :D

>>66904867
Gay.

>>66905536

Nice

>>66905584
>our language is türkish
you were supposed to roast finland here, not yourself hungary

mammi<pizza

>>66905584
We got still something common, both typed country name's wrong. We should be funland and you should be hungry.

>pls austria take hungary back and give them bread.

>>66906543
I didn't like the part where being swedish was a bad thing

>>66904503
Impossible to roast perfection.

>>66906584
You're just jealous because you have no history, other than being Swedish clay for centuries. We on the other hand have formed our own country in 800 A.D. and it stood against the test of time.

Türks are a noble group, and we're honored to call them family.

>>66906662
>Funland

What is so Fun about your country? Roasting yourselves in a small cabin and drinking vodka? Are you sure you're not related to Russians?

>>66906948
úúúúú ez forró gec

>>66906948
800-ban nem is vótunk még királyok meg ilyenek hől

>>66906948
öxölklöfför

>>66906948
>Türks are a noble group, and we're honored to call them family.
:--DDD

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>>66906948
>no history
You forgot the Ancient Finnish kings

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You literally can't bully Finland

It's perfect

You can see how most of the people who try to bully are either Swedes, spics or jealous people who have some distant linguistic ties with Finland

So, not real people

>>66907424
DLETE THIS

>>66907392
wtf is this?

>>66907485
sorry

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>>66907424

>>66906948
>You're just jealous because you have no history, other than being Swedish clay for centuries.

actually we got, and even under the swedish kings we still fighted for our own lands and got local history. its more like that swedes just added finland to its satelite so that they wouldnt need fight for russians on them selfs.
Allso swedish fuckers destroyed pretty much finlands history while turning us to christianity.

>What is so Fun about your country?
*thats the joke*

shit im finnish and i got still more sense of humour than you. but good roasting, keep it coming more.

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>>66907570
It's a meme made by this turbo sperglord

Are actually getting triggered by it? Because you sound like it.

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>>66907392
really makes me think

>>66907570
http://pakana.greatnow.com/HISTORY.HTM
>>66907757
fuck off svecoman propagandist

>>66907757
triggered?what? I'm just curious.

>>66907800
ty

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>>66907800
Nice source you got there mr. Kang.

Seriously, I've had enough with your shit. Leave this board and make my lurking at least somewhat bearable with all these somalis shilling.

>>66907580
Mi az amit benyomtál ide hogy annyira felzaklatta ezeket?! Muti azonnal
>>66907485
>>66907703

>>66907996
It lists plenty of sources. I'm not expecting Cai-Göran to look through them, though.

>>66908095
nem akarod tudni

>>66908146
lééééégyszi

>>66908132
I'm not a svecoman or anything, I just have objective standpoint and enough knowledge to conclude that what you're saying is mostly bullshit.

>>66908095
postáznám, de nem akarom, hogy bannoljanak

>>66908273
>enough knowledge to conclude that what you're saying is mostly bullshit
You don't, you have a narrative to uphold so you refuse to listen.

>>66908328
pornó?

>>66908339
And if it was true, so fucking what. History is history. Sure people boast about it for that temporary feeling of superiority, but what ultimately matters is the present.

Now fuck off

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>tfw a Finn had Mongol ancestry, got cucked by Sweden, oppressed indigenous population, got heat stroke from sauna, based his entire economy on cell phones and was autistic near me

>MANDATORY
>SWEDISH


jokes aside, pois pakkoruotsi

>>66908553
It's not about superiority, but refusing to accept the bullshit narrative of Finns being shiteating cavedwellers prior to Swedish rule.

>>66906948
Well, at least we gave commies hard time unlike you guys. You're breaking my heart hungary, I liked you

>>66908728
>>66908339
>>66908132
>>66908132
>>66907800
>>66907392
>paranoia
>delusional
>bellicose behaviour
>incoherency
Classic signs of alcohol psychosis :^)

>>66908728
>It's not about superiority

Yes it is.

That's what this whole place is about. People bashing each other with memes so they can feel somewhat superior based on their nationality.

Finn-ished

ahahhahahhahahah
hahahhahahahahahhhahahhahhahahahhahaaaa
hahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhaha

>>66904503
Cold shithole, what do i win?

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>>66908683
MÄMMI
SAUNA
VIINA
PERHEVÄKIVALTA

>>66908892
t. Per-Göran Cuckmansson
>>66909003
Whatever you say.

>>66904503
your obsession with saunas are just a way to expose yourself and seek intimacy with other people because most of you are too autistic to share any sort of genuine interaction without being drunk.

>>66909480
>because of your bullshit narrative you refuse to believe
>t. Per-Göran Cuckmansson (100% valid argument by the way)

Can't you see the irony?

You're hilariously retarded.

>>66909791
>>because of your bullshit narrative you refuse to believe
I never said that.
>>66909791
>Can't you see the irony
Nope, there's really no explanation for outright denial in this case unless you hate yourself or are a Svecoman propagandist.

>>66904503
BINLAND
I
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L
A
N
D

REKT

Suomi on perkele :)

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>>66913159
Finland is god of thunder?

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>>66904503
Rurik was a Swede

>>66915428
Ruurikki was a Finnish king

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/11993040/Finland-emerges-as-the-new-sick-man-of-Europe-as-euros-worst-performing-economy.html

>Finnish GDP contracts more than Greece, falling by -0.6pc in the third quarter
JUST

>>66904503
I can't. You're so boring.

Thanks for taking all those gypsies

>>66905852
sounds familiar

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>>66915669
>"new sick man of Europe"
They've been passing that meme label around annually for a good decade now. It's easier to list countries that they haven't called that.
Economists today are like weathercocks in a gusty wind that is the mass media.

>>66907392
>>66907800
What's Qwenland? Looked it up only found Queenland, is that Qwenland?

>>66915669
>>66917222
well it's true because russia is closing itself off and they're a big business partner of ours

if putin suddenly dies and someone not retarded takes over expect out gdp to suddenly jump upwards

but expecting a russian leader not to be retarded is like expecting the sun not to rise tomorrow

>>66907392
>>66907800
>>66917584
Nevermind, found Kvenland

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>>66917584
>>66917715
SCOOP'D :DDD

>>66917938
Why didn't it turn into Poland?

Finland looks like a ballsack

>>66918155
Rude