>He can't speak French!!!

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>>66901559
>he has to learn french

>He can't speak 4+ languages decently

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>>66901559
>he can speak french

>French is spoken in France and irrelevant nigger countries

yeah I totally need to learn this useless shit language

>>66901559
Stop making these threads. We all know you can't either.

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>>66901559
>québécois
>français

>>66901701
>a fucking swede

>>66901559
Mais ferme ta gueuçe Hotaru. Tu es la pire meuf
>>66901610
This

>>66901643
>Germans
>Talking about another language's world outreach
lmao at least French is spoken on every continent, German has a few peasant states in Europe and what else, a few old people in Namibia?
Somebody's probably just jelly some French-speaking African cucked them.

>tfw those fucking french faggots in cockbec are the reason I can't get a federal job

>>66901643
>Switzerland
>Belgium
>Canada
>Monaco
>Luxembourg
>Vatican

Nigger countries

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vatican_City#Population_and_languages

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>>66902041

>>66902041
I'm sure it is all them and not you, my unemployed friendly Canadian basement dweller without any work experience, job, usable education, and spends their spare time posting anime and frogs on a Japanese picture board.

>>66902057
>Switzerland speaks more German swiss than french swiss frog
>Belgium
only half of it speaks french
>Canada
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>Monaco
HAHAHAHAHAH
>Luxembourg
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>Vatican
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>66902057
>Switzerland
Nazi gold hoarders
>Belgium
The seat of the EU dictatorship
>Canada
Our most hated province
>Monaco
Who?
>Luxembourg
Big bank jews
>Vatican
Home of the catholic kike king himself

Truly god's chosen language

>>66902123
I worked for Statistics Canada though in a position that didn't require me to speak in frog tongue. All the good jobs are only for french speaking cock smokers

>>66902177
>Home of the catholic kike king himself
I'm going to poke your eyes out you disgusting heathen.

>>66901559
Me too ;(

>quebecois
>real french

tabarnak tabarnak tabarnak!

>>66902466
What's the difference between Canadian French and French?

>>66901643
>irrelevant
they're invading germany right now

in 50 years germany will speak french

all of europe will speak french in fact, this was our masterplan all along

>>66902123
You need to speak frog in almost every canadian government position.
It's retarded.

>>66902543
Quebecois got stuck in time and incorporated a lot of English

>>66902543
Despite claiming that they protect their language they like to still use English words like car.

>>66902543
The accent and the slang words mostly.
It's basically the same difference you can observer between, say, Australian English and American English : different hues, same language.

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>>66902576
Español?

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>>66901879
Hotaru is a japanese weeb restaurant in Paris

https://www.tripadvisor.fr/Restaurant_Review-g187147-d1119496-Reviews-Hotaru-Paris_Ile_de_France.html

Also

>gueuçe
>çe
>ç

Omelette au fromage

>>66902673
If you're implying you need to speak that here, you don't.
It helps if you work in a few southwestern states but that's about it.

>>66902576
Learn the Frog language then or go back in time and pay attention to it in school, it can't be too hard

>>66902622
what, and you think france is any better about that?

learn the language before saying anything about it again, please

>>66902576
Well, it is an official language, so it makes sense to learn it if you want a good job in the government.

>>66902622
and by the way, no we don't say car

we say char, derived from the old french word "charette"

>>66902740
>you should have to learn an entire language because a small group of pompous faggots might refuse to speak to you in the primary language of the country they reside in
They already know english, why should he have to learn french?

>>66901610
>>66901879
>spanish portuguese french english
oh man you can learn the same thing 4 times XD

Come back when you know a real language like Arabic.

>>66902730
It's what the imported democratic party voting base speak, so eventually you'll have to.

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>>66901559
>can't speak a language that consists of phlegm churning frog noises
Oh woe is me

>>66902819
One horrible language is enough

>>66902802
Our second largest province is predominately French speaking. The shittiest thing about my situation is that my dad speaks English, Italian and French fluently while having a moderate understanding of Spanish. I only speak English of course.

>>66902802
"small group of pompous faggots"
Francophone Canada is over 25% of the population
Why are you such an anglo imperialist trying to oppress the good people of Québec?
Québec is the only good Canadian province anyway, the rest are just America.

>>66902877
Why do canucks act as though having 2 official languages is a bad thing? Are you so desperate to be Americans?

>>66902802
people here hate english "people" because they pretend they live in auschwitz

that's pretty much it

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>>66902808
>he thinks the kids and grand kids of Español speakers outside of the south solely speak Español and don't completely drop it

>>66902979
>25% of their country speaks french as their primary language
How could you let this happen?

>>66902987
only in english canada will you find cucks who are proud of speaking only one language

>>66902979
Do average college american girls know Quebec ?

>>66901643
>German
>even more useless and pathetic than French

kek

>>66903047
>>66902987
It has nothing to do with wanting to be American or being proud of being monolingual. It's all about hating those fucking French faggots.

>>66903032
Québec should have become independant a long time ago.

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>he speaks french

>>66903089
so exactly what i said here then >>66903047

you're so cool for not learning a language though, you really showed me

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>>66903025
let's hope you're right then..

In French, How do I say I am not Chinese?

>>66902819
Our sounds are based. BASED :^)

>>66903173
je ne suis pas chinois

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>he only speaks european languages
>calls himself """multi"""lingual

>>66903092
You're right. We would already be independant if it wasn't for those damn gommies from Montréal, who is the cause of 90% of the problems we have here. We should get rid of that corrupted hellhole and make La Belle Province great again.

>>66903173
Je ne suis pas chinois.

>>66903140
Go post on your French image board then-OH WAIT

>>66903032
>dude, fuck Francophones, let's eradicate their pathetic province, it's the only one in America with a culture!

>>66903194
OH YES ME SPEAKY ASIAN

CHING CHONG BING BONG TENNO HEIKAI BANZAI!!!!!!!!

No need to learn such a homosexual language.

>>66903227
desu, I'm surprised we don't even have one

Even Finns have a (very important) imageboard

>>66903195
>tfw anglos keep voting liberal because of the independence boogeyman
>tfw the liberals are always inevitably corrupt

>>66903227
lol what kind of a fucking argument is that

why are anglo canadians always so pathetic? is there a canadian imageboard i'm not aware of?

>>66903261
I never got this no culture meme.
Do Europeans actually believe this?

>>66903300
But we speak Spanish.

>>66903300
How is it "homosexual"? Nasal sounds? other Latin languages are just as bad.

>>66903321
>is there a canadian imageboard i'm not aware of?

Yeah, it's called Reddit Canada.

Why would I learn French if I never want to go to France?

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>>66903325
>I never got this no culture meme
I wonder why

>>66903321
We're arguing in English, how about that for an argument. Start speaking French, it's not like anything of value will be lost.

>>66901559
Why should I? Irrelevant language and way behind German and Spanish. Hell, even Portuguese is more useful than French.

>>66903391
So it's just shitposting?

>>66903383
It's up to you, mate

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>it's another Anglo and Froggies fighting episode

Don't mind me, I'll just take advantage of the free gibs I get from the gov't

>>66903383
Don't worry Australia, 98% of white girls who indulge in college education all crave to go visit you. France will come to you eventually.

>>66903383
If you are anglo, french vovabulary can enrich your english vocabulary given that many sophistacted words in english come from the french.

Inb4 someone says latin but you use the french version, that's why

>>66902679
Typo desu. Couldn't be arsed to correct it

>>66903438
French is way more useful than German or even Portuguese, tho

AFAIK, only English, Spanish, Chinese and maybe Japanese are more important than French.

>>66903540
Explain why more useful than German or Portuguese?

>>66903540
>japanese
>important

maybe for translations if you're a weeb

Also French's relevance is only proportional to Africa's relevance.

>>66903540
Usefulness depends entirely on the circumstances of the person in question.

>>66903540
>Japanese
>Important
only for webs sitting in their basement watching anime with their pants around their knees to jack off to anime swimsuit lolis in what totally isn't child pornography.
For functional and productive human beings, French ranks far above that.
Probably ranks above Chinese too since Chinese is ultimately just one country while French is spread across the world.

>>66903540
>Spanish, Chinese and maybe Japanese are more important than French.

NO.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/business/2011/09/top-3-useful-foreign-languages-for-business-excludes-spanish/

French is second after english or third, depends the source but always in top 3

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>>66903540
>Japanese
Japanese is useless unless you're a weeb.
T'es un weeb, anon?

>>66903583
How is German (or Portuguese) more useful than French?

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>>66903407
>Start speaking French, it's not like anything of value will be lost.

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>>66903653
>German
Engineering

>>66903649
Non, juste un autiste :^)

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>>66903583
German is only relevant within the EU, but inexistant on an international scale.
Portuguese is only spoken in Brazil and Portugal (unless you count irrelevant tiny hellholes) and it doesn't even have the appeal that German has in the sense that's it's not even needed as a commercially relevant language.
French is way less relevant than Chinese, English or Spanish, but still more than those two meme languages.

>>66903381
is canada the most reddit country on earth? probably

Most useful languages:
1. English
2. Mandarin Chinese
3. Spanish
4. French
5. Arabic
6. Russian
7. German
8. Portuguese
9. Finnish because memes

>>66903770
>is canada the most reddit country on earth? probably

That's like asking if grass is green. No wonder why everyone here dislike them, they're annyoing little cunts.

>>66903808
PFFFF

Does the word "même" even exist in Finnish !?

>>66903407
>start speaking french
>on an american website
>where people from multiple nationalities congregate
anyway, good job proving that you really have no argument

i'll keep posting in english just so everyone can see how retarded you are

>>66903847
Mïmïï?

>>66903646
>French
What am I reading? You guys all seem to be able to speak English perfectly.

Chinese, Japanese, and Arabic seem more useful because their native speakers never learn English well enough to use it professionally. A French course in the anglosphere is never going to rival an English course in France.

>>66903843
much like reddit, canada seems to be proud of stuff they didn't come up with

just look at poutine or even hockey (which was mostly invented by the natives)

>>66903861
>start speaking french
>on an american world
>where people from multiple nationalities congregate

Le français est la meilleure langue. Le français est le plus beau, le plus rationnel, le plus élégant. il n a pas un autre langue qui peut comparer au français.
Tous le monde devrait apprendre la langue français et éviter l'anglais à tout prix.

>>66903948
Don't forget the national anthem, which they literally modified their version to make it gender neutral.

Another thread ruined by a fucking leaf. Good job.

>>66903991
Les Américains sont trop fiers pour apprendre une autre langue que l'anglais.

>>66903808
>Finnish
kek, even swedish is more relevant

>>66904044
Literally didn't even happen, and probably never will

>>66903808
>no Japanese
>no Hindi
They're both more relevant and useful than Russian or Arabic

>>66903946
I don't it. It's about business language. French is in top 3.

>>66903946
We really can't speak English for shit.
Or we simply don't want to.
I don't even know.

>>66901559
Parle wo France?

>>66904122
http://www.theatlantic.com/news/archive/2016/06/o-canada-gender-neutral/487298/

I know it's just two words, but still.

>>66904199
KANADA
YES

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I want German to be a more relevant language

>>66903847
meemi
>>66904116
Finnish is better because we make better memes.
>>66904127
Why Hindi? English is good in India. Also Japanese is dimishing as population of Japan is growing smaller and smaller. Russia is the most spoken langauage in former Soviet Union countries.

>>66901559
> Writes his insult in the tongue of his conquerer

>>66904199
stuff like this is why quebec needs independence

the sooner we dissociated ourselves from these clowns, the better

>>66904102
C'est plus que nous sommes paresseux que nous sommes fier de l'anglais.

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>>66904278
This...

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>>66904278
>tfw no german speaking south American country

>>66904299
Meemi?

That's a cute word.

>>66904320
>the sooner we dissociated ourselves from these clowns, the bette

I think we should get rid of Cucktréal first tbqh. It's the most effective way to get our independance, to give to either Ontario of the US our corrupted dumpster. As much as I love visiting the city, their mayor is just a stupid joke.

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>>66904116

I have yet to hear of any swedish memes. The Finns have a rich history and the pioneers of memes.

>>66904133
Yeah but the logic doesn't really make much sense. The article is just a balance between most speakers and how large a country's economy is.

Realistically, I imagine French businesses probably use English when doing any international affairs anyway.

>>66904148
>We really can't speak English for shit.
Most people from Europe have fairly decent English it seems. To get the same skills here for something like French or German would require a University degree.

>>66904278
You already speak Bantu at least.

>>66904437
Meemi is a meme in Finnish.

>>66904451
yeah that's true
>hey lets ban a breed of dog because the news said they're bad xD

>>66904466
sweden is a meme desu

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>>66904323
Vous avez littéralement envoyé des hommes sur la Lune vous n'êtes pas paresseux, vous êtes juste trop fiers.

>>66904299
>English is good in India
English is much better in Germany, France, Portugal, and Spain.

Besides, it's a massive economy that's just going to keep getting bigger. India is the target out a lot of outsourcing and it's also prevalent in major industries like IT - all around it would be useful to know.

>Japanese is dimishing as population of Japan is growing smaller and smaller.
True but it's far from being a dead country economically or culturally. I would say it's definitely situational though, if your country does a lot of importing/exporting from there it would be useful. Their English is also pretty poor as far as I know.

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>>66904511
C'est facile d'aller à la lune. Quand nous sommes allés à la lune, nous n'avons que besoin d'une fusée et trois astronautes. Pour une autre langue, on doit l'apprendre pour plusieurs ans, pas seulement regarde une émission de l'alunissage.

How do I learn French? Is duolingo a meme site?

>>66904730
I very, very much doubt that I should learn Hindi when dealing with Indians. After all, they're a former UK colony.

>>66904839
Learn Kannada.

>>66904822
Duolingo is extremely good and in some cases, better than a college course(seriously)

Though I hate when it comes to writing in English. It just prefers translating things into English and not learning to write in the foreign language.

>he has to learn other languages for something other than a hobby or for fun
what a cuck

>>66904808
Les Américains préfèrent apprendre l'Espagnol plutôt que le Français, c'est ça le vrai drame :(

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>You don't speak French, anon? That's a shame, I don't date Anglos.

>>66905513
Non! J-je vois que je me mets meilleur

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>>66905694
Is it true Finns aren't white? My parents would never let me date an Asian.

>>66905866

Asians are white.

>>66905866
Asians are more white than Europeans these days.

>>66906055
>>66906092
t. /r/AsianMasculinity

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>>66901559
Mais mon ami je parle français

>>66903192
>>66903202
thanks I'll try it in France someday.

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>>66901559
That is a lot of words to just say "I surrender".

>>66906239
i know that "are you chinese" feel too hard

it sucks ass, i'm not even asian

>>66901643
Your cunt does not deserve to exist.
West Germany - to France/Greater Belgium (and course to make germans forgot Deutch)

East Germany - to Poland.

Fuck off, scum. Really hate

>>66905513
>Vamos mamasita yo se qué lo quieres.
>she gets wet
anyone else know this feel?

>>66905513
Of course not, you're french. You only date niggers.

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>>66907192
Great banter, lad.

>>66901559
But I do, look:

RIBBIT RIBBIT

>want to learn French
>find the structure fascinating
>can't make French noises whatsoever
>guaranteed to have an accent that will just piss people off

>>66908540

>Thinking that should bother you
>Go to France
>French people and officers get angry trying to understand what the fucking your asking while making a smug pepe face

It my one goal in life.