Tell me horror stories about Gypsies /int/.

>inb4 they exist

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My life

My life

>>66899375
one little shit threated me with a knife when I was like 9 but I could ran away

gypsies are obnoxious and loud, they smell like shit

also females are the worst by far

>>66899375
They are shit, but less shit than Arabs and niggers.

Here's one

I need to write a presentation about Decade of the Roma people and how that project affected gypsies

fuck them

The gypsy women wear weird dresses and they usually have a swedish last name

>>66899375
Every time there is a dead by a shot gypsis are almost always involved. They are that bad.

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I grew up in a good neighborhood so I didn't interact with them much. I do have one memorable story, though:

>Be 13 year old
>Gypsylet tries to bully me into giving him my nokia phone
>Refuse
>He keeps taunting me and goading me into giving him my phone
>Holding it tighly in my hand
>He keeps at it until I get angry and smash it on his head
>Literally blindside him with a Nokia 2110 (or whatever it was, it was one of the big blocky ones) in the temple
>Almost starts crying and is just saying gibberish
>Looks at me while stifling tears then kicks my bycicle and runs away
>Both phone and bycicle were fine

Thank you Finland.

>>66899375
A Gipsie read my moms hands palm. She told her i was going to be the president of brazil. BEEHEHEHEHEHEUHEEHUEEHHEEHEHEUHEEHEHEHE. My mom got praud and paid the gypsie woman.

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>>66899375
A widespread ethno-religious group prominent in central and eastern europe?

Today I helped a gypsy guy to learn about KRESZ to get his drivers licence

The other day I downloaded a new movie to one of my gypsy acquaintances

Last week I put a bunch of gypsy music from Youtube to one of my ex-classmate's pen drive, she's a gypsy as well

A month ago I taught a gypsy girl how to download music from the internet

When I walk down the street, I now greet gypsies with a friendly hi


I actually feel great helping them. Most of them are nice, ordinary folks, who are grateful when you treat them like human beings.

I saw a gyspy that had stabbed himself in the leg and was bleeding out to beg better with the shank lying right next to him right in the centre of Sofia. I was completely apathetic as the rest of the people there. Fucking scum.
That must have been some 12 years ago.

>>66899375
They came up to our car while we were parked in a lot and started fixing the dents without even asking us first, covered their work with some paste and then asked for 1k dollars.

Were poor so they only got 200 out of us.
Later on we washed the paste off, low and behold the dents were only... 25% better... but now the paint on the car was cracking and peeling.

Gas the gypsies, I swear..

>>66899704
Nu o venit cu toată familia să te bată după?

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where should I begin?

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>>66901394

>>66901332
Nu
Plecasem si nu ma cunostea oricum

>>66899375
THE RED WHEEL FROM HELL

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>>66901426
ever since Bulgaria and Romania joined the union we've been flooded

>>66900415
it's nice hearing that some Hungarian have those good feelings towards them, the Magyars I knew despised them, even more than Italians.
I don't have any problems with them, live near them and never had any problem. sometimes they burn shit at night but that's all

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>>66901476
they sell drugs, steal, search our garbage, sleep in them, some gypsy stole my car antenna, I view them as large sized cockroaches

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>>66901528

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>>66901555

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How do i get a jypsy gf???

>>66901811
Just have money

Also I wouldn't recommend it. They age like milk left in the sun and they're inbred as fuck.

>>66901811
avoid them at all cost

they grow a mustache and get fat at 21

>>66901811
Never even think about that. You do not want one of those.

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What happened to Gypsies during Gommunism in Eastern Europe? I read once that even the Commies couldn't force them to send their kids to school. If """"anti-racist"""" Communists can't fix Gypsies, who can?

>>66902028
They were forced to work

Good times

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>>66899375
Gypsies often have tuberculosis.

>>66901811
Not recommended. They are second only to Somalians i e you'll get their brothers, cousins and possibly her father after you.

>>66902048
In America we literally beat the Gypsy out of them, like we did with Indians via boarding schools.

I think there was a Gypsy girl in my elementary school, she was fucking weird. She hated Jews.

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>>66899375
no joke

many years ago one gypsie approach me and tell me he had escaped from prison and he need money to take train to Rome in order to rejoin with his famalan. he shoe me a sack full of money and for a moment i was thinking to get robbed and badly pounded...fortunately in the nearby of crossroad there was two agents, the gypsy had smelled the danger and
suddenly disappeared.
>my face was

>>66902028
They were forced to settle and work, with varying degrees of success. And by degrees I mean it almost never worked (though it was better than today). Commies had to invent the crime of "parasitism" to arrest them with since loitering around on public or private propriety is all they do.

>>66902205
>he need money to take train
>he shoe me a sack full of money

Wh...what?

>>66902205
Had an italian speaking one trying to sell me 'gold' a month ago. Needed it for a ferry, he said. I just pretended to be bad at English.

My aunt lives at a bloc where there are two gypsie clans.
One is apparently not that bad, besides loud music at night, you can coexist with them.
The other one is involved in a gypsie war with the first one though, which leads to massstabbings and beatups between the both clans at her front door sometimes

>>66902345
yes, he have a sack full of coins. just like the knobs-in-the-sock.

>>66902478
But if he wanted you to give him money, why did he show you a sack full of money? Are they retarded?

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Do most Gypsies look like this?
Unfortunately i never seen any gypsy:(

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>>66902585
they look like this

>>66902585
Not even close. They look like fat indians.

>>66902559
in order to show to me his purpose to use money to get the train OR in order to menace and hit me with a sack full of coins

>>66899375
>russians love honey
>they think honey cures all diseases
>gypsies go door to door and sell fake honey
>everyone knows gypsies are crooks
>still buy from them
>people love honey so much they lose their mind
>because gypsies have dark skin
>which implies they are from a faraway place
>where they grow honey on trees
>my honey
>give me my honey

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>>66902585
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>>66901394
>>66901426
>>66901476
>>66901528
>>66901555 (nice trips)
>>66901595
I remember you

>>66901595
Apo pou ise?

>>66899617
They really aren't
Though there far more gypsies than blacks here

>>66902585
They look nothing like this. They are hairy, fat, loud goblins.

>>66903200
thessniki

There are three types
Loud and poor : obnoxious, nothing you give them is enough, large majority, spend their money on shit
Quiet and poor: Dont mind giving money to them just sitting there, seem generally okay, still questionable where they put their money
Non Poor Gypsies: Ruder than the average person, more annoying and alway seem to have a generic fuckboy haircut, but at least they arent as bad as the poor ones

>>66902714
That would have been hilarious

>>66903547
for you

>>66902028
I tell you about Bulgaria. I've heard from older people they used to graduate school more often then now. But school is small thing, them not willing to work was always the bigger issue.

Therefore the commies made the Construction Forces where gypos were doing their 2 years of military service. They were basically forced to work and learn a trade. So when this was finished they could do something useful and were normally doing it.

They were also not allowed to go into white areas after certain hours. The police was taking care for the ones who did.

They were rarely getting away with crime of any type, police new everything and was brutal.

So in essence they were more educated, were doing less crime and were working more then now. Now we have EU, human rights groups and all that stuff, so they went back to their old ways.

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I was in Prague walking around Karlovo Namesti (I still didnt know the place was full of gypsies) when one of them approached me and told me to stop. I ignored him but he stood right in front of me and told me in english "Hey, Im talking to you." Later he said that I should give him some money, but Im used to dealing with that kind of shit in Mexico, so I just told him to fuck off, and I kept walking. He left, but came back with 3 other gypsies, so I ran like a motherfucker to the nearest subway station.
>mfw

Got scammed out of £200 (not my money, the pub I work at's) once because I tried to treat them politely instead of just kicking them out. Not really a horror story, but pretty annoying.

>>66903547
hard currency.

Is this a joke or are gypsies more noticeable abroad? I only just found out a few months ago that my father's mother and father were a gypsies, making me half gypsy, but I have lived a perfectly fine upper middle-class life in a fairly nice area without ever getting in trouble with the law or causing any trouble. At university I have met gypsies more in touch with their heritage and they have lived fairly similar lives.

Are Gyps in the UK better assimilated or is this a meme?

>>66903865
(You)

>>66903774
>not allowed to go into white areas after certain hours
hahaha, sounds awesome

>>66903484
I remember when i ussed to live in thiva there was a place where gypsies had built shitty houses and did not pay for electricity because they got away without paying because they were afraid of their reaction, when they finally found the bollocks to restrict their supply to electricity they went and stole the power lines and anything that had to do with the production of electricity after that they continued giving free electricity. Another thing is that cops are afraid to go down to their little favela like housing so they freely produce and process hard drugs like heroin

>>66903896

You are almost certainly confusing "gypsies" with "Irish gypsies"

>>66903896
Your family are probably the ones they call Irish Travellers or something, the more civilized kind of gypsy. Real gypsies aren't even human.

>>66901205
Good. Now it's your duty as an eternal anglo to spread rumors how all bulgarians are gypsies/mongols/turks in denial or whatever...

>>66903959
It was. I know a few stories from my uncle's village. When the local policeman caught some of theirs in the village after 8pm they would get a beating and spend the night in his basement (the unofficial village jail). It was calm as fuck.

I sure am glad that there is an entire ocean preventing those sub-humans from coming here
But then again, its not like they'd survive the winter.

>>66904555
You'd be surprised how adaptable they are
They're worse than cockroaches

>>66904584
So, you saying I'm suppose to use poison to kill'em?

>>66904610
The only way to kill them is to sterilize their entire race and wait for them to die out/kill eachother.

Otherwise once you get them they'll never go away.

>>66902205
>needs money to take train

Classic

Just annoying beggars in Oslo. I'm 1/8 gypsy myself. Gypsies are the earliest immigrants in Norway, but the ones who come now need to fuck off.

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>>66903997
That's... quite a way with words you have there.

>>66903896
Roma or Traveller?

>>66899375
>security guard
>gypsies steals shit
>call for backup just in case
>go detain the guy
>"haiii youuu, this is racists!"
>"Sir, do you have any objects or substances that might harm you or us?"
>"Haiiii, of course no! What do you think I am?"
>find two knives and something totally else. I don't know what it was but the cops were interested about it
>"Oh thoooose! I have no idea what they are"
>same story everytime

Also the gypsie women like to steal stuff by hiding them inside their skirts.

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>>66904829
I was once approached by a young, very nice looking WHITE young American man at Chicago Union station and he told me a similar story asking for some spare change. Up until now I am puzzled as to what the hell that was. I mean it wasn't some shitty bus terminal on the South side. And he approached me in the middle of the fucking headhouse. See pic. That was weird.

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A frog on Plebbit said that in Paris, Gypsies will literally throw dogs at people. They find someone carrying bags of food or other shit, and throw a puppy at them. The person then drops the stuff to catch the dog, and the Gypsies run up and steal the shit while the person is too confused to do anything.

Is this true or was I meme'd?

>>66906447
I always heard they threw babies, but I'd probably be more inclined to catch a puppy than a gyplet.

>>66904841
I just realised how much i fucked up.
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>>66906955
Nah, they usually cripple their babies and kids so that they can get more money from compassionate people when they beg.

>>66907134
Bath salts are a helluva drug.
It gave me an excuse to post the jpg, so some good came of it.

>>66901332
>Didn't he come with his whole family to beat you up after?
Is this the right translation? I don't speak a word of romanian, but fuck yeah, romance languages.

>>66902623
wtf stop posting pictures of me

>>66907386
>>66906955
>>66906447
Here they aren't that hardcore, they just send their really young childs (3-4 years old) to beg for money or food. I can't believe they get away with this shit
They should all be sent back to India

You know, it honestly amazes me as an American just how universally despised gypsies are.

Even the most racist /pol/tard will admit that not all black people are bad, and most Americans would say there's a difference between "black people" and "niggers".

There seems to be no such nuance with gypsies. All Europeans seem to universally agree that every gypsie, without exception, is irredeemable scum.

Not to mention you never hear niggers pulling the elaborate schemes you guys say gypsies pull. Niggers will only mug you or break into your house to steal your TV. Niggers will never cut off their children's limbs to earn more money while begging, or make up some elaborate story about how they were kidnapped and need money to get back home.

Thank God I live in a country with niggers instead of gypsies.

>>66908104
lmao, good closing. I should use this line in my speech class.

>>66908104
I know a few honest working gypsies, but the chances that you will find those is like one 1 out of 6.

>>66908104
>>66909435
Don't be racist! It's not their fault that 99% of the gypsy population ruins the reputation of the rest.

>>66908104
>Thank God I live in a country with niggers instead of gypsies.

My parents before I was born lived in a sort of ghetto neighborhood. They had romanian neighbors who were fresh off the boat.

This is in a suburb in SoCal.

They had chickens and farm animals in the backyard and made a smokehouse out of doors with lead paint.

They were also amazed at the technology of a refrigerator and my parents had to show them how to use it.

They would constantly stuff their kids with food till they were fat and they thought this was healthy out of habit.

Not memeing this shit is real.

>>66909688
How in God's name could gypsies even get a visa to come over here? What skills could claim to have? What refugee status could they claim, "persecuted by commies for being worthless vagrant scam artists"?

>>66909688
>>66910188
I can get why gypsies can leave Eastern Europe for other Europeans cause of Schengen, but we have a whole fucking ocean in the way.

>>66910188
>>66910275

I don't know if they were technically gypsies or not. I think they were just from bumfuck nowhere in some rural Romanian village, because they were super 3rd world in mentality even for eastern europe.

I can't remember exactly, but the father of the family came over first and tried to make money to send the rest over. He eventually did, but he met another woman and decided to leave them, but fulfilled his promise of getting them over here before he did, he included that part in the note.

>>66910188
well it is like one in a million chance. maybe refugee yes, but i bet that would be not pure blood free wheeling gypsy but something more mundane, say, romanian citizens. there are romanians here but very very few of them.

>>66910495
>>66910275
>>66910188

I forgot to mention that this was like in the late 80s early 90s, so it might have had something to do with the cold war/fall of the soviet union.

>>66899375

Ahhh hmm actually the political correct term is "travelers" i would expect a swede to know this desu

>>66899375
Gypo story time? Gypo story time!
>nearby small town
>dude went on vacation
>when he came back, a horde of gypos broke into his house, changed the locks and were living there at his expense
>When he told the police, they said they could do nothing without a judicial order, which takes weeks at the earliest
>Doing what any self-respecting human being would, got a hunting rifle from a neighbor and kicked the fuckers out
>Got arrested for attempted murder with xenophobic aggravant
[spoiler]Don't know if he got out of it fine, sorry[/spoiler]

>>66899375
Is there a gypsy proxy I could use to post with this flag?

>>66911063
just use a romanian proxy

>>66910879
Occupying someone's house most be among the shittiest things they can do.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026723/Gypsies-immigration-officers-home-Proms.html

>>66911063
use hungarian

>>66899432
was my first thought when I read the OP

>>66907386
this is, fortunately, a thing of the past, at least here

Here in the past, they adopted orphan kids for that purpose, horribly mutilating them for beggar-fodder in the streets, to the point they would almost compete about who crippled the kids the most

the stuff of nightmares

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>>66911121
hahahahahaha that is priceless.

carpet is the best part. really tied the room together.

do you guys accept gypsies as eu refugees?

>>66899375
They tried to thieve me two times when I was a pre-teenager.

I bought weed to a group of gypsies some time ago but even though their caravan is still in it's place they have disappeared.

>>66899375
Kek, I honestly thought that was a meme flag created on 4chan. Turns out it is real.

>>66911319
>do you guys accept gypsies as eu refugees?
I have yet to hear of gypsies applying for citizenship, in most cases, they usually squat on abandoned buildings or on a van, doesn't help the fact they have no real homes
>We just passing through
>We visiting family
>Just tourists

here are two horror stories about gypsies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX4x6_LsKrU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW1scwuO4HY

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>>66899375
I find their origins quite funny

>ancient indian empire gifts some artists and musicians to the sassanid persian empire
>persians like their music and stuff
>gift them some cattle and oxs and crops so they can settle down and be farmers to sustain their people for the future
>instead of using it for agriculture they literally just eat everything of it and slaughter the cattle
>persian king got so angry he just kicked them out and thus they became nomads wandering through all of eurasia

>>66900185
What religion lul

>>66911319
Our Media just call them EU immigrants.
They really don't have the right to stay here for more than three months unless they can give any good reasons for it and I strongly doubt they got any reasons the state accepts.
We tried to expel some of them back to Romania once I think, they were back in Sweden in less than a week I am sure.
Romania have told us to not give the refugees and just send them back to Romania.

They will build camps at a few places and then just pollute it, if the state tries to force them to move away from there they will just find another place.

take this with some salt, may remember things incorrectly.

>>66912008
In Spain most of them are evangelical.

>>66912048
Interesting. If they don't have any roots, what language do they speak? Romanian?

>>66912287
depends on which country they are squatting in, here they talk in a very broken spanish

>>66912287
It's mix, some speak Romani language, many speak their local tongue.
Most of ours come from Romania so they probably speak Romanian and Romani.

>>66912164
Yeah i know, here too. But gypsies dont come with own religion.

>>66912287
How can you have no roots? Swedish gypsies speak Swedish.

>>66912287
>>66912430
Not really broken. This people have lived in the peninsula for 500 years, they speak their "own spanish".

>>66912590
Yeah, but those we read in the media about mainly speak Romanian.
Ours are a bit better, like breaking your leg is better than losing your leg.

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>>66904144
>>66904388
>>66905003
Gypsy gypsy, the ethic ones, third generation and half Welsh. Everyone I have ever known have spoken shit about travellers but nobody really talks about Romani, I'm from Hampshire so perhaps we don't have that great a Romani population. No disrespect to Ireland but judging by the flags you don't live next door, ergo don't get a large influx of travellers. Believe me I would sooner tell people I'm Romani than traveller.

>>66899375
Is she a gypsy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cRi5aCQcjA

>>66910879
This sounds pretty much as a Simpsons episode

>>66912287
They speak whatever language the country they come from has and speak indian on the side. They also generally call themselves by the country they come from when it's convenient.

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>used to work as a janitor at an apartment complex
>mfw the one single gypsy family living there was responsible for about 80% or more of the littering around their entire commieblock
>they come up to me high as fuck every day and speak in german

>>66910188

There was organized asylum fraud targetting Canada for years. They would come over and claim they were persecuted and get free food, lodging, etc. After a couple of years they would be forced to go back after their asylum claim was rejected but there were so many of them doing it that the government imposed a visa requirement on countries like the Czech Republic. Those governments have been so fucking mad about it for years. The CERN free trade deal contains a clause stating that Canada must abolish all such visa requirements withing some amount of time, although most of them were abolished already for one political reason or another.

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In Scotland the only roma gyppos we get are beggars that get drove about in the back of transit vans. It's quite hilarious that they want to look all deprived but have a brand new coat or sleeping bag.

Irish gyppos are a pain in the arse though, stealing scrap metal and fucking up places with litter and violence. Only story I have was my friend when we were kids stole clothes from the washing line from the nearby gyppo hive.