Things people say about the French behind their backs.

Why are they running away?

oh but we know and we fucking hate you for it

>>66897403
french people don't shower, they use perfume to cover their smell

Stop shooting at them they have surrendered

>>66897450
This

better than Brits

>>66897403
"are their pants always brown?"

>>66897491
No mate, I will not stop shooting at them.

If you do not kill them now, they will come back later for more.

*Shoots a retreating French medic*

>>66897403
I love them

>>66897403
Everything, since they only go one direction.

>>66897487
I do. 170euros 100ml bottle, better than your shit water from third country infested with cholera

>>66898082
Your thoughts on L'Occitane parfume?

>>66897403

On some occasions they tend to be smug dickheads, that is, when it comes to their language. Sometimes I think they get sexually aroused when they correct a foreigner, or when they say such things like "only the French language is suitable for deep and meaningful philosophical discussions" they touch their penis through cut pockets in their pants.

I still like them though. Many friendly and polite people there.

>>66898082
t. a flaming one

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"loose"

>>66898533
Kek

>>66898533
what is wrong with this archer's pants?

>>66898606
It is split so that there are no restraints in leg flexibility.

This is useful for when combatants get too close and combat archer has to engage them in CQC.

Or, in the French case....It allows them to run away faster.

>>66898414
I know this brand but only creams. And their creams are god tier. Try it, it's a good brand. I don't think you will be disappointed

>>66898799
isn't that a tad too gay m8?

Nice ass

>>66898082
sale

>>66898742
10/10 answer, thanks.

>>66898799
I am too poor to afford those creams, but I am always lucky to get a free sample when buying the perfume. A cheap alternative is coconut fat (not oil), good for your skin, especially in the winter.

>>66897450
underrated

>>66897450
fpbp

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>>66897450
I thought we were friends.

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>>66898938
Honnestly no, men can also take care of their bodies. God tier pic related

>>66899727
>peau de croco

>>66899692

France sent just "1,100 French regulars, marines & sailors" when tens of thousands of Irishmen fought in their army over centuries. If they had sent a proper force they would have defeated the eternal anglo.

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>>66899807
Crocodile skin looks wrinkled skin, that's why

>>66900118
Not him but in 1798 France was in the middle of France revolution wars + Napoleon. France had to fight all Europe. Can be the reason why it was a "small" quota

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>>66900162
I think that german people actually prefer having a crocodile skin.

I've heard they eat frogs for breakfast

Pee-you