/brit/

you've heard of us, the murderers most shady

>>66892399

first for the ra

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/rus/

where the hell is paul ryan

frozen shepherd's pie review:
tastes bland, feels disgusting in my mouth

i predict this thread will be the dane bluepilling us on free market capitalism

>army

>>66892399
oh feck, begorrah begorrah, the wife's starving due to a lack of taters
oh feck oh feck we were such eejits to live entirely off of taters despite there being other foods to eat
begorrah!

>>66892450
what did you expect you weapon

>>66892452
liberal free market capitalism is the reason the west is rich and the rest of the world is a shithole

feeling it

how old are your mums and dads lads?

Really hope Trump wins so 2016 will be the end of the socially liberal moderates for at least a generation

did a wank to mila kunis lads
real shame about her voice desu, toptier body

>>66892450
add salt

dreading each bite of this so-called food

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not bad desu

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>>66892465

Fantastic edition.


Did you lads know that Americans think that uncircumcised men have to pull their foreskin back to piss?

>>66892497
mum's 42 and dad's 60

>>66892497
Mum is 49, dad is dead

>>66892509
Not all Australians are shitposters you bigoted racist shit

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>>66892522
You don't?

Always thought it was more hygienic to do so

>>66892522
sometimes i do

>>66892522
amazing
where'd you learn this?
>>66892509
pretty accurate 2bh

>>66892497
My dad's 70

Feels bad man

>>66892522
Easier to aim with the foreskin back 2bh

>>66892497
mum is 56 dad 58

>>66892539
how old would your dad be if he was alive?

my dad is dead too and he'd be 65, which is hard to imagine

threw out the shepherd's pie lads
rather go hungry

>>66892491
now red pill me on it

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>tfw we win the league

>>66892570
fuck off murderer

>>66892569
52 I think, died before I was born desu

>>66892522
it helps to aim for some

>>66892542
I do sometimes. It's optional. Sometimes I can tell that my piss is going to go haywire if I don't pull the foreskin back, so I pull it back before pissing just to be sure.

>>66892548
Heard a yank make an off-hand comment about it.

>>66892491
have literally no idea about how economy works but
doesn't the gap between occident and the rest of the world comes from the progress (cultural and scientific) made during the Renaissance which led to exploiting the whole world to its fullest capacities and building wealth upon that

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>>66892590

>>66892572
that is the so-called red pill

free markets have been unfairly maligned by butthurt manual workers and deluded university first year lefties for years now

we need people to stand up for our culture and way of life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShiShrR_nh8

this takes me back

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>The British Empire

Yes yes very impressive

>>66892522
Hate to inform you..... your willy smells of piss mate..

>>66892663
Sun's still not set.

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>>66892590
cant wait la

>>66892663
Not bad for a wet depressing island 2bh

>>66892663
basically still own the commonwealth so w/e

genuinely a less wealthy version of Patrick Bateman lads and I don't even mean it in a good way haha

just had a conversation with someone and literally everything I said was a lie

>>66892645
ask yourself why europe made that progress in the renaissance and other countries didn't?

the best predictor of whether a country will generate progress and wealth for its people is its institutions

is it set up to facilitate entrepeneurship and reward hard work (the west) or simply to enrich the people who already hold most of the capital (russia, africa, south america, etc)

>>66892384
>>66892419
Almost all their problems are related to exchange rate controls and dutch disease. Their government has actually been run quite well, they reversed decades of negative GDP growth, tax revenues grew faster than government revenues and they ran a balanced budget with low debt to GDP and managed to invest huge amounts in education and healthcare.

>>66892662
Blokes got a pretty big mouth and likes showing it off
Not too sure about this one

>>66892688
Do you not wash your willy lad? Are you a cutfag yank is disguise?

>>66892699
I wonder, do Aus and Canadian PMs need some sort of special permission from the Queen when they're sworn in?

I understand that Aus and Canada are 99.999999% autonomous but I'd think that there'd be some sort of antiquated rule where the queen has to give her blessing or some shit.

>>66892718
le edge master

just kidding la do what you want innit

>>66892728
the lyrics are pretty twatty now that i have the capacity to analyse them desu

>>66892750
considering we do

probably

Got called a savage in greggs earlier lads

http://www.strawpoll.me/11557916
http://www.strawpoll.me/11557916
http://www.strawpoll.me/11557916
http://www.strawpoll.me/11557916

>>66892718
do you hire prostitutes that are actually kind of ugly when you get right down to it?

>>66892497
honestly don't know, but they're in their 50's

>>66892718
Whats your master plan?

can't wait till we have a King again lads

Queens are either shit or horrendously savage and warmongering

Two extremes

>>66892813
never been able to eat fish meself, can't stand the taste

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>Picky eaters
Is there anything more runtish?

invited to a party for the first time this year
feel like a normie

>>66892899
>first time this year
>november

Got told im inhumane in dorsia earlier lads

Straightened the whore out and made sure she knows im in touch with humanity

>update windows
>it forces all its shit i turned off before again without even asking
ah yes very impressive

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>never been able to eat fish meself, can't stand the taste

>>66892899
theyre nothing like the movies

everyone gets drunk and then you go to the club in a minibus and go your separate ways with the people who are already your mates

>>66892895
Why did you guys get rid of kevin?
he was nice.

>>66892899
>november
7/10 made me chuckle

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would you lads

>>66892953
I've been to parties mate
just been a strange lack of them this year

>>66892994
as long as she keeps her hands to herself

>>66892994
silly question 2bh

(You)

>>66892994
why is she doing the pepe thing

found westmidstranny lads. might fuck the lass

all the parties ive been to this year were basically sitting in a flat talking and drinking with less than 15 people, everyone knowing everyone (or everyone being linked to someone in some way) and just talking and talking and talking
would rather go clubbing inna sweatbox

>>66892899
>havent been invited for months
>get invited to two on saturday
fucking typical

you was on facebook pokin your ex

>>66893040
>lass

We wait and think and doubt and hate. How does it make you feel? The overwhelming feeling is rage. We hate ourself for being unable to be other than what we are. Unable to be better. We feel rage. The feelings must be followed. Maybe that's a good thing. Maybe we're getting in touch with our condition at last. It's horrible how we always die alone, but no worse than living alone.

It's a shame most trannies are quite ugly.
I wouldn't mind shagging a cute one.

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>>66893040
>Lass

>>66892994
had a girl who looked like this hit on me once at school

she had killer chebs too, not really big but perfectly shaped

>>66892955
Nowadays he writes articles about how to reform the UN and does tours to Chinese universities
Agreed with a lot of his policies but he's far too ingratiated with the chinks and globalism for my taste 2bh

>>66893046
those are good but
I like clubbing but that's all me and my friends do anymore (hence the lack of parties)
sometimes man just wants to talk

>>66893067
>>66893106
a qt with a feminine penis. You'd be gay to not want to

>>66893106
why do lots of people with glasses always having fucked up nose pad things so that the glasses are resting directly on their nose like that?

really runtish

>>66893046
sounds fucking boring as fuck
sweatbox clubs are too though tbf

>>66893120
ah yes so you voted in tony abbott and your current right honourable gentlemen who's name I can't even remember

>>66892955
he was a fuckwit

>>66893100
1. Kim Petras
2. Bailey Jay

I've seen about a billion and those are the only two that have tricked me

Giving a succeed rate of 0.00000001%

Why would you take that risk?

boss is getting BOLLOCKED

haha take that you fat shite

>>66893147
stop it slipping you retard

>>66893126
it just gets boring you know. always the same social circle and stuff
they're good people but they're always doing the same things and talking about the same stuff

>>66893150
I don't know dancing to industrial techno being off the shits for hours straight is quite entertaining to me

>>66893150
sweatbox clubs are good
just not every single weekend

>>66893196
haha

>>66893169
Still voted for him in 2013 but it was a case of which shit I preferred rather than which I wanted

>>66893202
yes I know that's what the nose pieces are for, but most idiots just have them broken so they don't do it properly and then the frame around the lenses is resting directly on the nose

>>66892590
>irish
>he supports a club founded by an orangeman
howling

>>66893189
westmids is a cutie

>swede posting cp in a random thread

JANNY GET HIM

>>66893272
post a picture then, share with the class

https://www.strawpoll.me/11557993
https://www.strawpoll.me/11557993
https://www.strawpoll.me/11557993

daily dose of milo and stevencrowder lads

>he rates bailey jay

how to spot a casual runt

>>66893217
guess it depends on the social circle
our parties always have a good mix and good amount of people (not that I've been to one since last year)
clubbing can get very samey when you're seeing the same DJs over and over again to be fair

>>66893272
westmids is a nigger

>>66893299
I only wear them for driving

aaaaayyyyooo
i'm tired of using technology
why don't you shitpost on top of me

>>66893299
I need them to see.

>>66893217
You get bored of it after a while, you start to realise how retarded it all is especially when you stop taking ectsacy. Everyone's just convulsing in a dark sweaty room with shitty loud repetitive "music" that only sounds good if you swallow a pill that makes you want to kill yourself the next day.
>>66893218
I occasionally go once every now and then but I've pretty much completely lost interest, it's just boring. I prefer lively house parties that kick on until 12pm the next day.

>>66893295
yeh...lass said if she finds it on brit i dont get to fuck her

>>66893325
pale as fuck white

not sure what is worse. The MTF post-op or the FTM post -op

daily dose of brother polight and umar johnson lads

>>66893320
I go clubbing every 2 months so it doesn't get boring and stuff
but partying in flats/houses was cool af when I was a teenager but got boring and mature real quick

>>66893372
>with shitty loud repetitive "music"
haha okay Schoenberg mind educating us on music

just got back from a careers fair
fuck me lads it was depressing

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>Me? Masturbate to Bailey Jay? Pah I say to you. Pah. My IQ is far too high for such frivolous endeavours. Excuse me whilst I ride off to watch the intellectually stimulating My Little Pony *swings cape, raises fist and runs away*

>>66893375
>yeh...lass said if she finds it on brit i dont get to fuck her
this means she's ugly then

gotcha

>>66893291
why would you make that post here?

fuck off

>>66893388
you

you are worse

might take some shoe0nHead and thunderf00t doses as well lads, hope i wont overdose

>>66893424
Our school made us go to one in Year 11 and I wanted to kill myself

These people were probably being paid 8 quid an hour to talk about how great their job is with a look that made me feel bad on their behalf

>>66893440
Have you seen a FtM disco stick

>>66893428
nah, im gonna fuck her. not risking not being able to

>>66893419
A lot of club music fucking sucks, especially when you're not gacked.

took a hard redpill last week and still reeling from it

>>66893470
>FEMINISM IS DUMB
>300k views

How can people watch that shit time and time over.

It's like when the American lefties watch Fox News and say "SEAN HANNITY SAID SOMETHING STUPID".

It's like you're wanking except with your brain because you feel so intellectually superior.

It's just boring.

>>66893372
never taken ecstasy and I dance and enjoy clubs
I balance is nice but almost all we do is club
I thought I just wasn't getting invited but then I moved in with my friends and that isn't the case, they just don't have parties anymore

reading some rational male

>>66893496
hmmm don't have your opinion but I can understand what you're saying

Business idea: go to canada and shag canadian women

>>66893517
you could have just called it pseudo-intellectual wank

tfw you showed up for interview so many times you get to know the staff

>>66893551
honestly I've been considering Asia. Not for a wife but just for some shags and dating. Why wouldn't I? They love the white penis.

>>66893471
it was a uni one and it's just sad to see half the room filled with recruitment firms and half the room filled with IT firms.

>>66893388
>ftm
look like a small weak man

>mtf
can instantly tell its tranny

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>>66892522
know EXACTLY where you got this info from

>>66893608
you're gay

>>66893517
the same reason I watch videos of blacks talking about ""african"" history
its funny to listen to them we wuz about things they have no clue about

>>66893608
I meant the post-op genitals

I used to work in a gay bar but I'm not gay.

the amount of gay guys and trannies I've turned down is hilarious.

>>66893639
i just twigged

got friends and have dated girls but don't feel fulfilled by any of my relationships

>>66893524
How old are you? I went through my clubbing phase when I was 17-19 or so. After that it tapered off and house parties became popular again in my friendship group. We often just go barhopping all night, and towards the end (4-5am) go to this club that is open all weekend and get fucked up. But I don't like basing my night around going to a club.

>>66893639
>>66893667
Where did you two hear it? I heard it from a yank mate in passing conversation.

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>>66893424
which uni?

>>66893608
pic related- tranny

When you think about it, it's pretty obvious why we have global warming. I have 8 radiators in my house. I boil the kettle several times a day, I use a microwave, an oven. Even fridges and air conditioning actually produce net heat. Think how many people have a fireplace. They use heat for cooking and washing. Literally billions of people using ridiculously artificial levels of heat. A combustion engine in a car produces heat in the hundreds of degrees celcious. There's over 1 billion cars in the world. Never mind planes, ships, engine and heat from manufacturing. That is so much heat that it's got to add at least a degree to the world.

>tfw chads autistic mate that never gets a shag

>>66893690
sussex

>>66893673
that's because happiness doesn't come from other people

got tomorrow off

>>66893673
where do I unsubscribe

>>66893683
22

to be honest I just block every flag on this board

can't even see my own posts

>>66893704
not expecting them to make me happy
just always feel like I'm on the outside looking in
as if my relationships are bad imitations of the real thing

>>66892399
Gerry is a handsome devil.

>>66893642
what makes you think that

>>66893690
he only looks like a girl because gooks are so hard to tell apart anyway

>>66893690
asian masculinity tho innit

>>66893699
yeah we went a bit overboard. it's like those 1050s version of the year 2000 where everything is plastic. Except irl it's just that everything is made from or runs on oil

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>>66893673
ascending to the marcello lifestyle

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>>66893765
>>66893764
<-facial feminsation surgery

>>66893722
same. not trying to sound like a faggot but I think cause I started going to clubs fairly early the novelty had worn off by the time I was in uni.

>>66893699
it's not that we're producing heat, you spazoid. it's that we're releasing CO2 and methane which traps heat in the atmosphere

>>66893665
is it 0? cos that would be hilarious tbf, all those horny bent lads with no standards still not offering an uggo like you a blowie

>>66893814
>GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL!
>What causes it?
>FARTING
Oh right. Good to know lad.

>>66893796
fuck that
Imagine finding out your gf was once a man
I think I'd kill it in a blind rage

>>66893796
that's very passable, but why do so many still look like men?

>>66892399
I lived round there as a student in the 90s. Some murals never change.
Fucking hate west Belfast, Belfast generally. Shit people.

>>66893841
can't afford the good surgeons

>>66893814
So all that heat just makes no affect at all? Top kek

>>66893800
we've been going for a while tbqh and the scene has only gotten worse
I feel people are beginning to get over it, really don't want to still be in the club in my mid 20s

*culturally misappropriates the Irish*

>>66893853
it's more to do with what we're burning to keep your utilities running

>>66893853
it dissipates into the atmosphere and then into space

>>66893796
this should be illegal

>>66893888
see
>>66893814

>>66893879
would genuinely like to wank to small pink penis with a hairy ginger bush fucking a large black pussy

>>66893841
surgery is expensive and the NHS makes them wait a lot because a lot of it isn't deemed necessary

>>66893838
>>66893841
>>66893922

Younger you start the better you turn out. I started at 19 for instance and was suffering a delayed puberty to begin with.

Put it this way, the ones you notice will be the fugly ones that dont pass. Confirmation bias.

>>66893796
would actually shag him

only if he kept his willy though, the snip is disgusting

>>66893886
And burning produces heat too.Greenhouse gasses are a scapegoat for the people who need heat to keep their money coming in. Ah yes, it's not the heat, it's the gas!

who here doing no bathe November

>>66893956
post pics x

>>66893956
show us your mug

>>66893956
post feminine penis

>>66893796
>>66893956
BOIPUCCI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEV3PWNMjLA

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>>66893989

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>>66893796
stop this shit at once

>>66893968
There are ways to produce the heat and electrical charge without releasing the gas

>>66893956
Usually tell by the voice though

>>66893976
>>66893989
>>66894002
>>66894004
hah no, i'll get doxed

>>66893874
Get out while you can or you'll start working in one. I know this fucking loser I used to go to school with, thought he was the coolest kid on earth. Now he's in his mid twenties and just works at various shitty bars and has never done anything else, his biggest achievement is the amount of facebook friends he has and photos he's tagged in. Anyway not saying that guy is anything like you, just that places like that are full of superficial losers like him.

>>66894008
on my third one of these x

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Do you agree with Mandelson?

He of course has your best interests in his consideration.

>>66894022
For some, some have their voices fucking nailed.

One day, a girl saying 'I used to be a man' will be as normal as a brunette adult saying ' I used to be a blonde as a child'

T/F?

>>66894070
post vocaroo

>>66894070
usually if you can't immediately tell your brain will go "HANG ON A MINUTE" because it knows something's up

>>66894032
sounds like a fun guy living life 2bh

Enjoy your LTR at 25 because you feel too old to enjoy life

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and this?

>>66894115
me with a dong

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>>66894087
Not long until men out-do women at their own game

>>66894032
hoping to move to Europe and live a simple lifestyle within 5 years tbqh
>>66894087
not really
even the most pozzed leftist deep down knows there's a difference

>>66893966
>only if he kept his willy though, the snip is disgusting

>tfw you see a nice femboy that's decided to become a tranny and lop their willy off

Makes me lose all interest honestly

>transgenders who don't identify as male or female

ah yes

>>66894115
oh yes

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>>66894115
ive got a bigger dick than that machine why is he still getting the women

>>66894115
THERE POSTS OUR HERO
WATCHING AS HE POSTS

>>66894098
>>66894100
Can't RN as sat on my campus flirting with a qt

spent my teenage years in raves in the woods
clubbing is far from being that fun

going to start playing hearts of iron

tips?

>>66894118
LTR? I enjoy life immensely, and I still get trashed pretty regularly. But I've done other things in life outside of pouring shots behind a bar and popping pills.

i'm 23 and ive never been clubbing

>>66894226
you're not missing out whatsoever

what would happen if I tried to sneak into a secondary school as a 20 year old?

my uniform fits fine and my face hasn't changed at all since I was 16

Jock from haxball here

AMA

>>66894210
read a guide on the paradox forums or something

>>66894250
you'll get put on the same list as a certain paki

>>66894250
might do this tomorrow but for a uni lecture. 500 students in one theatre, they ain't goina see me right?

>>66894120
>our country
"They live among us and eat and squander the fruit of our labour, but are as un-Irish as if they had been born and bred on the planet of Neptune. It is only in Ireland that we witness the phenomenon of a whole population toiling to maintain a class, alien in race, in religion and in aspirations.”

don't see myself as ever being happy iah

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>"Celtic areas are the most rainny

Really makes you think

>>66894210
hearts of iron 4 is easy
like really easy
They dumbed down the battle planning so much that all you have to do is put all units into one big army under a field marshal and draw an arrow to the enemies capital

>>66894346
yh u'll be fine desu

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>>66893796
he/she looks alright

better than australians for sure

>>66894383
who tied her up, that robot doesnt have arms

>>66894429
what about for a seminar could be between 30-5

>>66894383
brown nipples just really don't look good

>>66894250
why the fuck would you even want to do this

>>66894509
bet hes up to no good (being a nonce)

>>66894346
>>66894463
why

>>66894250
bit nonce-esque this post

>>66894463
it depends. You could say you are a post doc and have just come along to watch

>>66894346
>>66894463
either way people will wonder what the fuck you're doing

but it'd be easier to get away with in a lecture

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>>66894250
they might take you out
but why would you go there anyway?

>>66894346
nobody will care

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YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>66894572
how big is cuckbot's willy

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>>66894210
play Victoria 2 instead, it's better

>>66894572
why do they put condoms on them?

Do you think less of men whose forearms and legs aren't hairy?

I do.

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>>66894346
university professors hardly give a fuck who is in class and who isn't.

>>66894630
:(

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aye alri mate
me and some bongs decided to set up the old facebook account and bust out a few stellas

Hows this pictures mateys? Profile Pic material mate?

>>66894615
since its shagging an arse i guess so it can be more lubricated

>>66894630
dont look cause im not a bender mate

>>66894630
I kind of do but it's really only out of jealousy

the red poppy appeal is FOUL

supporting soldiers of militaries is supporting all the imperialistic wars they enter and all the innocent civilian lives they murder

how to 100% know someone is a runt

>they post a full-body picture of a woman and the filename has the word "feet" in it

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HEIL MOOSEY

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Alas, poor Moosey! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? Your gambols? Your songs? Your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar?

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>>66894706
>>they post a full-body picture of a woman and the filename has the word "feet" in it
so you want the feet only?
you perv

>>66894774
tims flat looks grim

Had a wank to scouse MILF Tanya Tate

Ooo ya fook ma fooking poosay

>>66894768
Really makes you think

>>66894778
at least then the filename makes sense
the act of posting them is still bewilderingly pointless and disturbing but hey, runts gonna runt

come to denmark i will heem you all

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>>66894836
good thing I don't know what 'runt' means :)

>>66894851
already did mate and you were nowhere to be seen

Going to cook some eggs

How do you take yours?

>>66894895
Orally

want to shag a tranny so ill shag his bum while stroking his bellend

have to say girls being fucked by machines doesn't do a thing for me
not turned on in the slightest

>>66894895
fertilised ;)

>>66894933
tres francais poste

>>66894933
bit gay

>>66894895
eggy

>>66894540
>>66894528
how can a 20 year old be a nonce?

>>66894895
Anally

>>66894895
cornetto

I WANNA GO HOME
I WANNA GO HOOOOME
/brit/ IS A SHITHOLE
I WANNA GO HOME

>>66894942
have to agree
they don't really seem to enjoy it either

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>tfw work is forcing me to take my remaining holiday for the year this month

a full week of not talking to another human it is then

>>66895085
wall to wall wanking

Ask someone who was a member of the tet offensive anything

Lost a leg in Khe sanh

>>66895096
aka wanking in a london flat

>>66895106
kys you abject failure of a man

>>66895067
that asian bird seems to be pretty into it

alas, I too don't find it very sexy

>>66895126
How dare you say that, you weren't there man, you haven't seen what I seen. I'm a vet you little SHIT!

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>>66895106
were you air cav lad?

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>4chan pass users will be able to edit their posts after posting

just found out that mum's started blocking adult sites again, checked a porn site and it was filtered by a programme on our WiFi system

it must be the same reason why i can't post on 4chan using WiFi, how i have to post using mobile data otherwise I'll just get "connection error" when I try to make a post

retarded fucking idea tbqh, I could understand it maybe when I was 13-16, but sites were pretty much unblocked when I was 17 and most of this 18th year but now I'm nearly 19 and she's decided to become an internet puritan once more

>>66895178
Hell no, I wish I was one of those lucky bastards riding around in a pretty little chopper. Hell no, I was infantry man, I was a sucker.

>>66895085
go travel you mong

>>66895239
give over you fucking melt, you're an adult

>>66895176
losing against gooks

smdh

>>66895239
>I'm a literal child who's being treated like one and that's bad somehow
and?

>>66895239
good on her, porn rots the brain. Evidenced by your lack of respect for your mother.

>>66895178
>lurk on /brit/
>It Ain't Me starts playing

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>>66895241
air cav were infantry too
they just got transported to places via helicopter

Are you even a nam' vet?

>>66895204

This place will be reddit by next year. Sickening.

moot threw this site under the bus.

>>66895248
was thinking it but i've already done 3 months of travelling this year

New

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>>66895261
The only victors in war are the dead, How I wish Charlie coulda putta bullet through my fucking skull man, I have to live with those god awful thoughts every god damn day

>>66895239
move out then

>>66895312
early

>>66895257
>>66895277
I don't really watch porn though, I only checked a porn site to confirm my suspicions that a blocking programme was on. My main gripe is I can't post on 4chan.

*moves out of /brit/ and into /balt/'s spare room*

>>66892721
>country nationalizes industry
>America embargoes them
>country collapses

ahaha state capitalism sucks fuck garl marx!!!

>>66895338
*sends you packing*

>>66895204
nahh youre lying

>>66892539
Did he fell in the great emu-war?