/brit/

We have to now face reality, the May government is actually worse than Cameron's misadventure

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/mämmi/

reckon I might grow my moustache this month just for the bants

>>66887653
Korean proxy > Japan proxy

>>66887721
don;t care

T. May reminds me of the early months of Gordon Brown, refreshing because not slick.

But her politics, such as they are, remain Blairite in all important respects and I see no reason to hope for anything much.

>being over 18
>not having facial hair

shameful desu

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filename

SECTION
THAT
RUNT

currently growing a beard lads

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>>66887771
>tfw 23 and still can't grow a beard

does anyone have the picture of Theresa May meeting Her Majesty superimposed on Kev's kitchen?

>>66887791
I could grow one at 14 haha

You should be thankful lads it's no fun being hairy

>>66887757
I live in the XVII myself near La Fourche
it's a very good neighbourhood but don't go past Guy Moquet basically.
and the flea market in saint-ouen is top if you want to find good stuff there's just a white part and a non-white part where they sell useless shite

>>66887809
I still get facial hair but it's not like a proper beard and only really grows under the chin so I still have to shave

>>66887774
Beards are done. I started a beard 09 from a 05 stubble. Beards are over lad.
Maybe if you're Irish you can carry it. Accent is essential. No accent, don't play rugby, no good.

>>66887809
Mediterranean genes?

>>66887791
pretty runty imo

They need to tear down the vast majority of the postwar council estates and sell the land off to private developers 2bh

It would mean more money for the government, less crime, lower rent, more jobs and more homes

>>66887845
use a beard clipper on the lowest guard regularly

it will grow out evenly and look thicker

>>66887819
>France isn't a refugee shithole guys!!
>btw don't go to certain areas 'cause they're refugee shitholes
Hmmmmmmmm........

>>66887879
None at all actually

Muh heritage is mostly Scottish with the rest being other British as well as French and German

>>66887917
wrong.

https://lichess.org/xoEP84j2
fun guarranteed

>>66887845
>a literal neckbeard

lmao

http://www.strawpoll.me/11557119

http://www.strawpoll.me/11557119

http://www.strawpoll.me/11557119

>>66887931
they are not refugees shithole but aren't worth a visit
would be like going to peckham

>>66887791
>tfw 28 and still get spots sometimes
the ride never ends

>>66887969
Define EXACTLY what is homosexual about being pegged

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Me

>>66887997
It's a dick in your arse lad
There is NOTHING gay about putting your dick in another persons arse however

>>66888010
bender
poof
faggot
queer
gay cunt

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>>66887653

>>66888010
>there is nothing gay about having sex with a man

>a female entering something in your bum is bent
fuck off nerds

>>66887684
Remember when we had eclectic lads to do this stuff for us?
Dutch Caralad
We'll not see his like again. Rip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwWm3om-gSw

fucking men is not gay
its only gay if you fall in love with one

>>66887915
They can't

Council flats are a pretty cushty deal, they have no legal right to kick you out/rehome beyond vandalism and you don't deal with landlords. If you're a poorfag and don't care about social stigma government housing is actually good.

>>66888033
There is no difference between a mans arse and a womans arse lad
Now, if you sucked the twinks dick or let him fuck you then sure that would be gay. But just fucking his arse is NOT gay

>>66887945
haha wrecked m8

>>66888055
what a fucking dumb country if they consider this music

if Trump loses I'm almost certain there'll be loads of alternative history books about a fictional America where Trump won

>>66888079
noice
was testing my invention

>>66888091
I consider this east Asia. Cartoon country.

>>66888102
100%

>>66888110
what was it?

must have been pretty shite if the first piece I took was your queen haha

>>66888111
to do this stuff for us

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>>66888102
>tfw Brexit tore a rift in the firmament and we entered that alternative history

>>66888121
never tried opening with that pawn.
i've seen the flaw now

>>66888165
queens gambit 4 lyfe senpai

>>66888140
*stares through you*
... sorry what were we talking about lad i zoned out then

>>66888165
always open with the middle two tb h, need to control the centre early

there's literally no point in opening with any others

>>66888111
You don't know Dutchcaralad, Maisielad, Pastybabies Italiancunt and more. /brit/ had mascot lads from every cunt. How everyone forgets so soon..

>>66888179
>>66888196
queens gambit is my fav, but being bored i'd like another variation?
care to do rematch? same opening
https://lichess.org/5JlIY6yt

really need to get my mood swings under control 2bh

been a moody git for like 5 years now

>>66888055
kyary pamyu pamyu is decent nonce music

>>66888250
doesn't sound very swingy then

>>66888244
I wasn't the one playing, I just always open with queens gambit.

at work so can't really play chess

>>66888207
It's like groundhog day.
thailad remembers

hmm

can someone explain to me why I think astrology is absolute utter shite yet I seem to really like MBTI theory

>>66888207
ahhh, you should've just said mascot lads, I was very confused for a moment

>>66888343
because MBTI has the illusion of being scientific

>>66888256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTN6cGmH2yM

>>66888343
MBTI is not that spread out amongst middle-aged moms, so you dont feel that bad while checking out if you are introverted/extroverted or other irrelevant drivel that makes you think that you are special

>>66888343
MBTI is ideally suited to the average 4channer 2bh it's pseudo-scientific veneer over a personality characterisation system that only has winners.

Makes you feel good without feeling like an irrational. In reality, if MBTI actually reflected peoples personalities it wouldn't be popular here at all. Everyone would just get "you're lazy, stupid, easily distracted, but still want to feel special".

Okay, Theresa has tackled on immigration.
But what will she do with immigrants who live in Britain already? And there are few generations of people living in Britain who aren't ethnic Brits: Poles, Indians, Pakis, Blacks. What about them? Will she just close the borders and force them to mix and assimilate into British nation?

>>66888366
shouldn't need to say. you'd know Are lads.
whatever.
things change

he's actually gonna win next tuesday isn't he
the absolute mentalist

>>66888244
nice game

fugged it

my head feels like its going to explode

>>66888594
I didn't know Hillary Clinton was a bloke. Very progressive.

>>66888262
np, also ty to whoever played me.
it work in unexpected way but thank you anyway

>>66888594
Haha well yeah, here's hoping!
*pats pocket with lottery ticket in it*

>>66888594
I'll be happy if he does. The Bush days were really funny I'd love to see another clown in the white house. Shame about which justice he plans to appoint though.

>>66888655
haha!!

might do something crazy if trump wins lads
might film myself doing something absolutely nuts

>>66888704
Film yourself eating a salad you rotund beast

>>66888718
careful what you wish for haha

>>66888704
shoot a shotgun up your arse and film it

just had a well weird poo
was 3 inches of decent log but with a good inch of like a thin tail on it
tickled on the way out and looked like a kofta kebab

>>66888704
what about not posting on /brit/ ever again? x

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>>66888493
they gave up too easily

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1477484535663.webm

choon

lungs still aching from last night but I didn't have trouble sleeping

chubby girl ended up to be fat

>>66889080
in other news, water is wet

>decide to post in /brit/
>get bullied while trying to make friends
Just like real life hahaaaah

>>66889080
surprise fucking surprise bruce

>>66889099
>>66889121
was worth a try

>>66889132
distinctly remember you telling me she had body pics that weren't too bad as well

so what happened?

>>66889196
think they may have been older
would have gone for a gobbie tbqh

>>66888928
didn't need those eardrums anyway

>>66889215
never tried it myself, but everyone who has tells me that fat bird give great blowies

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huhuh! IT'S me JOE lads! huhuh!

A laff for the rest of your day...

Did you hear the one about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during a root canal job? He wanted to transcend dental medication...

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>>66889226
Mmm my first victim of the day

haven't wanked in days and don't feel like doing it now lads

is there something wrong with me?

so the word "shit" is pretty ancient and means "dividing what is dead (processed) what what is alive"

the words shear and scythe are related, it's all about cutting/dividing

>>66889315
if you keep up being so bloody boring, I'm gonna shit your head from your neck

>>66889243
she said she thought I wasn't really feeling it and I said yeah and we just left it at that
wasn't going to try for it really

>>66889309
need a hand lad?

>>66889315
gets the neurons firing

>>66889315
how about you try dividing your brain cells then you won't be so thick

>feeling light headed again

looks like another day ruined

>>66889334
oi there's nothing boring in learning your own language anew you exceptional individual

>>66889348
could do x

*passes over my 6.5 inch willy*

head goes mental like someone was stabbing it for 3-4 minutes once a while, have to hold it and retain myself from feeling the pain
pain goes down to the ears and the neck
I can't live with this

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>>66889373

>>66889387
*smirks*
Is this it?

>>66889411
*points a gun between your eyes*

yes..now...get to work...

just stabbed some frog in the fucking head

>>66889445
looks like you missed the brain x

just got some American Spirit™ cigarettes

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>>66889514

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Bit of banter with the proto gf before tonight lads haha

>>66889514
Not a fan, the ones I tried were very tightly packed and took about ten minutes to smoke.

>>66889540

don't even want to casually date
dunno why I do this to myself

>>66889514
never tried em

used to smoke camel blues before I switched to marlboro because it's cheaper. how do they compare?

>>66889576
What's even more confusing is why you feel the need to tell us about it.

forgot emojis dont work heha

>>66889567
youre absolutely right but did think they tasted a bit better than other cigarettes, which admittedly isnt saying a lot

>>66889619
prefer not to say

>>66889576
PLEASE trip up, you've been banging on about this date for days. And I bet you were the same guy not long ago telling /brit/ for 3 days straight you had sex

>>66889567
Yeah I dislike spirits you gotta suck way to hard

haha are there really no birds at all in Britain

*uh ohs into a pier 6er*

>>66889600
as t'other one said; have a not great draw
taste less shit than others and last a long time (not sure if this is a bad thing actually)

>>66889656
your mum manages alright

>>66889678
play a record

>>66889678
calling that guy's mum a drunk is worse than calling her someone who's at least someone decent at head (these days)

>>66889527
How do people not see how wildly inappropriate that is?

Or do people realise and not say anything incase they sound like a noncerist?

>>66889708
what are you on about?

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>>66889738
You see nothing wrong with those pjs?

>>66889760
it's just a festive slogan mate, what's the problem?

>>66889760
Nonce

>>66889743
That's a pretty ancient meme. I still suspect that it's an attempt at viral marketing by Coca-Cola.

>>66889743
First day on the internet?

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1477426715224.webm

Don't know why but I find this so satisfying

Not a weeb

Give FIFA the poppies to give to the pakis to give to the footballers

back from the gym lads

going to get a post workout meal now

>>66889853
Nice

might play the sims 4

post your pictures so I can create you lot

Lads, I'm in my third year at uni and about to start applying for graduate jobs. The problem is that before coming to uni I was NEET for 3 years and that would almost certainly come up in any interview, I don't have any good excuse so I'd probably not get any job. Should I just lie about having worked some dead-end job during that time? Will they want to see employment records or some shit?

>>66889243
had an absolutely appalling blowie from a chubby cow when I was a teenager

actually don't think I've ever had an amazing blowjob tbqh

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>>66889872

Don't tell janny but I'm about to look up some porn

>>66889877
make it up, put a mate down as reference

>>66889877
i have 0 work experience of any kind and did humanities

>>66887653
>jaded outcast
>picture of a stereotypical Aussie

My heart, why does it hurt so?

Sister tried to set me up with a tranny
If she was just taking the piss fair enough but if she actually thought I'd go for it I might batter the cunt

>>66889877
expect them to check

you don't have to fill it in imo, graduate job applications are a bit different to normal ones. that said, you should ask your careers service and/or and recruitment agents that are visiting your uni.

>>66889898
>a mate

fudge off normie

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>>66889872

>>66889891
a lot of them seem to think that you come by simply having the willy in their gabber so they don't do any work on the bell

Would become a cock-caged cuck if it meant I could see a qt feminist fuck a black man tbqh lads

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>>66889872

post the oceana watford midget

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>>66890024
lad count me in i'll make my favourite food

>>66889976
always go HAM on the gf on the blue moon occasion she actually goes down just to encourage it more in the future

My cat just did that thing where it lifts its tail

And it had shit in its fur and stuff

Fucking grim, and they're supposedly clean?

That sits on my bed and everything

How do i become rich

>>66890133
best thing to do is put it down mate x

>>66890146
Have rich parents hun :) x

>>66890146
go on who wants to be a millionaire and get your balls tasered

>>66890146
step 1. don't live in india

>>66890133
it's probably overweight. cats can't lick their arse if they get fat

>>66890133
enjoy your toxosymbiosis

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READY FOR DAKDAKDAK!

>>66890146
stop shitting in the street is a good start

Why aren't you wearing a poppy!!!

>>66887738
Thanks

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>company replies to my job application
>wishes to schedule an appointment
>uses initials to refer to the position
>email is do not reply
>best regards, human resources
>no phone number
>no address
ah yes very good

Did anyone else go through he single ear ring phase?

Use to wear this massive black circle in my left ear from year 7-11

>66890228
Poofter

>>66890190
It is really skinny


>>66890191
Not real

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>>66890191
Do you mean toxoplasmosis?

T. gondii causes it and has been linked to higher rates of Schizophrenia in those who have (or had) a cat(s).

>>66890240
Shh i was a chad

>>66890251
probably has a mental illness

>>66890173
Where should I go

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOXXdYtZSbQ

explain this

>>66890280
You were not a chad in yrs 7-11.

>>66890287
Maybe it just had a shit and some got stuck

>>66890312
We're*

I was cool. You're jealous? Pierce your ear

>>66890296
australia

>share a mortgage with gf
>she keeps pushing me to leave my comfy, decent-paid job because I never sound excited about it and could get more elsewhere
>want to keep it because I literally get paid to /brit/post
>come back off a holiday
>she wants a new job
looks like someone has to be the safety net again hehe

Think i am getting some more fish today :)

>>66890350
what job

going to sainsbury's, anybody want anything?

>>66890380
Had your mums fish last night 2bh

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>>66890389
A bf

>>66890385
Software dev

>>66890389
tesco value toilet paper

>>66890343
>we're

are you drunk?

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> why yes, I do actually play chess

Yeahhh lads its me

>>66890389
sereals

Libertarian Marxist here, debate me at your own peril.

>>66890430
*talks to you about drugs*

>>66890430
making me paranoid already

Recommend me a new game lads

Need something to keep me up until 9 so I can fix my fucked sleeping pattern

is the aussie going on about tinder dates the same one living in his parents basement and dressing like a pinoy fashion blogger

if you stop smoking before the age of 30 there are no negative health effects whatsoever

>>66890441
if there's no state how the FUCK do you plan on stopping a guy from getting weapons and claiming and defending some shit as property

Wanking, yeah, it's just what I do
I wank in the bank and then I do a poo

WEAR YOUR FOOKING POPPY!!!

>>66890470
Pirate My Summer Car if you haven't already

>>66890470
what games do you like?

>>66890496
You don't.


Next.

i love my squad
for my squad i go hard

>>66890536
RPGs and strategy tb h

>>66890470
third age total war

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Hi lads, I'm a giraffe, come into my van to learn about the human body!

>>66890556
did u play cave story?

>>66890539
alright, then what's to stop an alliance of people from getting weapons and seizing the land and factories back from the workers and making it capitalism again

>>66890596
looks like it will put me to sleep tb h

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>>66890556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lP740fLHFM

at the chippy

>>66890649
genuinely dont care

>>66890556
Dark Souls: Prepare to die edition.
Dark Souls: Scholar of the first sin
Dark Souls 3

In that order. Failing that play divinity original sin. Failing that play company of heroes. Failing that play the binding of isaac with afterbirth DLC. Failing that, kill yourself, failing that, read a book.

>>66890496
I will destroy him myself

>>66890649
Chip shop 2bh

Like all of you but i like the Irish poster the best

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wahahaey remember this lads

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>>66890669
you wanna go?

>>66890687
it's a chippy mate

>>66890612
it has been labelled as "metroidvania" on steam, have no idea what that means
same for another game I like, Momodora: Reverie under the moonlight
quite good this one

>>66890714
unironically had more decent exclusives than ps3 and 360

>>66890717
are you on steam? i'll fucking rek u bestoc scrub

might go for a run to clear out the lungs

>>66890649
CHIPS AND VIMTO I COULD DRINK IT BY THE CRAAAAAAATE

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>>66890779
you're fucking right I am

ps I actually use ricard's rapier, the gold hilt looks shit in screenshots

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got this at the chippy

The English should kill and mutilate any EU national they catch, should the EU officials like Juncker continue to threaten the UK with destruction. Stabbing Czech students to death and causing Polish women to miscarry by kicking them in the stomach was good start, but the Eurocrats don't care about the poor Eastern Euros. You must target Westerners.

There are many young Spanish men and women forced to work as waiters etc in Britain due to the economic situation in their countries. They should be raped to send a message. Also, the French, Germans and Irish should be attacked.

Some may point out there are a million British retirees and other expats living in Spain and the rest of the EU who may be subject to retaliation. Let them, they are useless feeders, parasites and probably Remain supporters. But you can kill the young EU nationals in the prime working age, the ones working as bankers in London. This would be more injurious to these countries than the loss of some filthy pensioners in Majorca.

>>66890965
>There are many young Spanish men and women forced to work as waiters etc in Britain
reckon this is true

got a portugese flatmate that works as waiter and a italian one that works as a barista and I'm sure there's plenty of spanish ones around too

>>66890889
I wouldn't eat it

Woke up this morning looked at your picture just to get me started

>>66890889
looks like they nicked the ramifications I left in their loo and flogged it to you

>>66890839
>I woul
ah i would have to reinstall and all my characters are over 150. i'll be back on when the dlc comes out tho. whats your steam?

>>66890889
>curry sauce

hello paki

>>66891076
it's cheese you gimp

Where is that paki who got upset about RAF Tain?

>>66891097
I'd say you're the gimp if you're having cheese on chips

>>66891073
I reinstall the other day to purposely wreck some shit talkers on /brit/

doesn't matter about level, you can stick a password up and we'll get matched

it has come to my attention that I am still fertile

gonna put the nose to the grindstone lads
just in a bit

Prince Harry's new wife is a top drawer semen demon

>>66891118
no you're the gimp

>>66891118
it's nice i bet you haven't even tried it you gimp

>>66891131
umhmm...

*slaps your balls*

can you check again?

>>66891118
>gimp upset he can't fit cheesy chips through his latex mask

No one told me that my body starts falling apart at the age of 30.

>>66890731
>chippy
Are you lads all 10 years old? Do you get your groceries at the groccy? Your car repaired at the mechhy? Your meat at the butchhy?
Jesus wept, the state of the UK. It's embarrassing

crunching the numbers

>>66891192
it's chippy you aussie wanker

>>66891192
Shut up Chinky

>>66891028
You should rape them.

>>66891192
You lot literally do the same but with -o

>>66891192
fucktard bogan

get out

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>2016
>he doesn't use a GiffGaff pay-as-you-go SIM
>he's still an EE contract cuck
>he enjoys paying more than the price of his device + the cost of data / talktime / texts for another man's profit over a multi-year contract AKA a financial cuckold

imagine actually being this dim

>go to paki shop
>literally everything is overpriced
>It smells in there and quite dirty
>go to counter
>woman doesn't say please or thank you or even hello
>ask for a bag
>she gives me the thinnest bag imaginable and basically throws it at me, doesn't put my purchases in it and I have to do it myself
Ah yes, let's have more of the these """"people"""" in this country

>>66891312
>cuck

go back to >>>/pol/ you drumpf supporter

>>66891312
Guff Gaff has really shitty reception in my town

>>66891124
means i'll have to uninstall some other shit off my ssd though, cant be dealing. whats your steam? i'll add you, promise we'll fight when the dlc is out. i raped that game six ways from sunday. i got it at launch and i think i have five characters, 900 hours

>>66891137
Wonder how long it'll be before a prince marries some darkie and completely fucks up the royal bloodline forever
Gonna be hilarious desu

>>66891406
i'm always here, just shout when you're ready to go

dreadfully bored

>>66891496
play some CS:GO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv0E7pEuDyY

>>66891408
Have you seen her? She looks more Latina than black. I'd rather have her than some paki girl shitting up the gene pool

>>66891446
have they changed much? when i was playing everyone spammed bestoc and dark sword. slightly higher skill level pvpers spammed parry with a caustus. i just went around with BKGA and holstered avelyn for runners. or with my pyro just free aim fire and 2h astora greatsword fire infused. i think there's been about eight patches since i played though

*rattles your cage and you squeal and cower back*
heheh... good afternoon... RUNT

https://discord.gg/pRcDyKe

>>66891594
cringing at you

i had... THAT... dream again last night

>>66891683
did you get your sheets in the machine before anyone noticed?

ballbag

>>66891683
are you wearing a poppy, you cunt?

>>66891723
UM HARVEY

it's my right to not wear a poopy

>>66891849
You're so radical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>tfw thanks to BF1 kids will now think WW1 was about minorities running and gunning with MP7s

stripping my wallpaper is very tiring lad hhaa

why's it so quiet? everyone wagecucking?

>>66887687
Sounds like a Guardian article

>>66891942
busy trying to find a boy to fuck me

been sneaking around behind this lad who's taking down his wallpaper, keep putting it back up behind his back haha been round the room like three times, he looks well knackered hahaha

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>>66891915
>>66891915

>>66891866
t. sells poppies outside sainburys and probably owns a help4heroes t-shirt too

>>66891896
no MP7 in the game mate

Reading up on Venezuela lads
Starting to think the media have been lying and they've actually done a lot of things right...

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The new tinder match

i speak with myself

i have a very good brain

>>66892025
LOL NO!!! Socialism is BADD

>>66892027
nice lad
thinking about deleting it haha

>>66892027
daddy issues

going on a date with a chubby later
why do I do this

>tfw no friends at uni

>>66892102
Easier to grasp.

>>66892102
Just cancel

>>66892102
more cushion for the pushin'

mi ah ruff boy ting

>>66892102
unironically did this
just went home

>>66892134
>>66892137
>>66892152
fucking idiots, not even going on a date. Staying home alone like I usually do

god you 3 are so pathetic, thanks for the instant (You)s

Was an immense struggle to get out of bed this morning but im glad i did

hail mi brethren puffin on ah sensi

>66892176
>i told a lie and you thought i was telling the truth HAHA LOL

ah mi tick gyal pon mi cocki pon mi bredren

level 8 puppet master here

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think my hairline is receding

Fuck lads got a driving lesson soon

>>66892260
>level 8

Thats cute

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Lads?

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>>66892176

I am an ape
I stand and wait
A masterpiece
A hair beast

>>66892274
My hair's kinda like that

>>66892025
such as

>>66892282
don't crash

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>>66892284
Flippers

>>66892284
flippers

didnt even google it

>>66892284
A beak-ini rofl

>>66892284
baked alaska

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>bus is late AGAIN

about to eat a frozen shepherd's pie
wish me luck

>>66892294
https://venezuelanalysis.com

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>>66892314
>>66892317
hmm I'll let you have it
>>66892318
>>66892325
no

>>66892318
>>66892351
CHEATER BTFO

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>>66892292
its like nice and thick but then bald at the corners

>>66892339
major in political economy here
had to do a lot of work on Venezuela from a very leftist perspective
it really is just a shithole mainly because of Marxism

>>66892399
>>66892399
>>66892399

>>66892025
done what things right?

venezuela is a shithole. don't let yourself be deceived by rasheed propaganda

>>66892351
Flippers makes more sense lmao