I am Hiv-positive

that means you either had sex or used heroin at some point, so it's not all bad

>>66887555
you used crocodile?post your arm

Proofs?

>>66887555
What did you expect doing>>66887604 in Russia?

>>66887555
The only positive thing in your life I bet

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>>66887691
holy shit the bants

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>>66887555
Now you don't have to worry about protection!

>>66887691
lmao

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>>66887691
10/10
but so cruel

>>66887555
Become sexual maniac

>>66887555
But comrade, this is why we have the law against gay propaganda. Why didn't you listen to commissar Putin before you put benis in angus?

>>66887691
Boom. Funny but finns have no soul.

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>>66887691


FINNISH HIM!

>>66887555
what happened ivan?

>>66887691
good job

>>66887691
Héhéhé

>>66887691

savage

>>66887691
Include me in the screencap.

>>66887691
jfc
>>66887856
why do you have the norwegian and paraguay flag

>>66887916
cuz we wuz nordic n sheit

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>>66887886

Too late

>>66887691
Ayyyyy

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>>66887691
See you on the front page of Funnyjunk

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>>66887555
If you not gay and you just doing thet to Get postes here Stop bullshiting it's not funny you Gona die just bcouz americans tell you it's good to fuck man and man in ass ?? Even the bibele say Adam and hava need to fuck and not Adam and Adam ??

actually they found the cure for aids in britain

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>>66887691
Have a (you)

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>>66887691
hoho

>>66887691
ayyy lmao

>>66888075
The cure for AIDS is found every other week, what's New ?

>>66887555
Just take your meds and you'll be fine.

>>66888062
Many people affected by AIDS have a "normal" life, he is not going to die.

>>66888135
but the man in britain is the first to be fully cured from it
it's a proper breakthrough

>>66888062
On this and only occasion, I will have to agree with a Jew.

>>66887555
If that's true then I'm sorry to hear that m8

>>66888147
i think that would be quite expensive in Russie

>>66888151
No chi ha l'hiv può vivere una vita normale ma quando si trasforma in aids diventa molto problematico

>>66888184
Move to Sweden.

>>66888163
it's more likely to be from heroin than gay sex

OP probably lives in Omsk or similar

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>>66887691
5/5

>the only possible way to get AIDS is through gay sex with a man
You know, you can get it through regular sex with a woman. Why all those gay jokes?

>>66887555
sorry bro, you should've been more careful, take care of yourself and i hope you are okay

>>66888184
He should have thought about that before doing heroine and using dirty bydlo needles.

>>66888135
http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2014/09/how-did-berlin-patient-rid-himself-hiv
He is apparently cured (no HIV in his body) but he had to undergo bone marrow transplants and about a decade of antiretroviral drug treatment. Still pretty impressive though.

>>66888230
That's very very unlikely.
Most HIV+ people get it from gay sex. Like 90%

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>>66888230
because AIDS is the original gay cancer

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>>66887555
>russia

>>66888263
No it isn't, it's mostly from needle sharing.

>>66888263
>t. amateur statistician

>>66887691
hola el reditto

>>66888062
>Gona die just bcouz americans tell you it's good to fuck man and man in ass ??
We honestly don't a large percentage of the population hates gay people. Also, IV drug use and straight sex are possible ways to get HIV.

>>66888263
Holy shit your retarded. Explain how women who don't do IV drugs get aids.

>>66888435
Men to women is easy.
Women to men, not so much.

>>66888289
It's not though it started in the Congo and was originally passed around by prostitutes to migrant workers.

>>66888435
They get it through lesbian sex, dummy.

>>66888263
Russia has the lowest % of HIV infections through gay intercourse. It's either normal sex or using drugs.

>>66888487
that's because there are no gays in russia, you muppet.

meanwhile in murrika

https://youtu.be/9A-aL49F0Jc

>>66888510
oh shit, my mistake

>>66888459
somebody got it from a monkey

>>66887691
include me in the 9gag post

>>66887691
nice

>>66888606
no word from OP

he probably killed himself after that pwning post

>>66888435
They find a Nigerian to ejaculate on their strap-on and take it from there

>>66887555
sorry to hear brother
magic Johnson is still alive 30 years after discovering he was

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>>66887691
Fucking savage

Everyone was like misinterpreting this guy
>>66888263
It's the truth.
HIV / AIDS was started by gays in 1900s-1970s, and thus, born the gay cancer. The gay rape a straight man when he was of illegal age. Then the route diverge, the guy will go into drugs or he get married/fucks whores (women) and passed down the gay cancer. Gays can't deny this.

The government says that there is an epidemic of hiv in ekaterinburg. 1.8% of people are infected.

Hiv situation is very bad in Russia, government even declared an "epidemic". Here, you can google-translate it by yourself.
http://ura.ru/news/1052266295

>>66888673
HIV originated in West African primates, it jumped to humans either organically due to the similarities in our DNA or when some dumbass nigger fucked a chimpanzee.

>>66888673
HIV was first transmitted to humans by people handling "bush meat" (i.e. monkey meat).

>>66887691
Jajajajajajajsjsjsjsjsjsjs

gays are killing heroin users with their filthy blood

>>66888656
>On Tuesday, Johnson appeared on Sirius XM's HipHopNation to explain how he has not been cured of the virus via some magic juju, according to TMZ.

lel those superstitious niggers

>>66888673
I always liked you lads but, I'm a Catholic and assumed you were Islam.
I was brought up believing it was a punishment. Now I think its just unfortunate. Anyone could be

>>66888680
fugg my ex-gf is from there

>>66888948
He's a billionaire. Money keeps you alive.

>>66888979
1 of 50 people in there are hiv-positive, you'd better check yourself.

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>>66887555
LMAOING @ (You)

>>66887555
>Russia
well, at least now you are part of the Russian population majority

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>>66887691
sick

>>66887691
include me in the obituary for OP

>>66888686
Russians are fucking dumb, Jesus christ.

And knowing Russians, you guys probably infect each other on purpose.

>>66888435
anal sex

which is how gay hiv is transmitted too. creates ruptures in the inner lining.
women who do anal are just as much at risk as gay men. butt is butt

>>66889054
I mean if he's being honest Italy, it's a terrible place to feel.
These ex eastern bloc cunts mocking some lad from a country they hate.
One of us here remember.

>>66888726
>>66888727
But I learn the origin of AIDS/HIV from Nat Geo. So I've been lied by American media?
>>66888970
Yes. It is unfortunate. Please take care of yourself and people's around you.

>>66887691
xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa

>>66889253
>Please take care of yourself and people's around you.
Not a thing in Ireland. We're still white. Nobody is eating bushmeat and diseased primate brains.

>>66887691
Da phuq way too brutal

>>66889393
I thought so too

>>66889049
thx for the tip m8

i won't sleep well for many nights to come i guess

>>66889438
HIV isn't the end of life.

>>66889253
When was the Nat Geo article you read published?

>>66889049
I banged a couple of grills from Belarus in Prague.
I got blood tests last year for everything for reasons and all clear.
Planning to go back some time soon.

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>>66889475
Indeed. You just have to stay positive, anon.

>>66889542
lol fuck you too buddy

>>66889376
What I meant was, the bushmeat consumption was like, over in this age. It was meant to be the already--exist cancer in modern human body/society of degeneracy.

>>66889542
Kek.

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>>66889541
>couple of grills from Belarus
Belarus is twice safer than Russia.

>>66889542
So you express your indifference for an old dispassionate regime on some lad who lives in the heart of the old regime.
He's the same as you, and me or anyone. The Russian flag shouldn't change anything.
Still a faggot, one of us.

>>66889634
Strange that after millenia of bushmeat consumption, and SIV being quite common amongst primates, it only transmitted to humans around 1980.

Maybe the gay sicko having sex with a monkey theory is more likely?

>>66889793
>Belgium
>0.3%

That's about the same percentage of the members of the old aristocrat families (nobility) in our country.

Really makes you think.

>>66887691
FUNLAND¡¡

>>66889808
calm down Nigel, I think he was joking

>>66889808
are you on your period, m8?

>>66889957
>>66889966
I'm Northern Irish lads, maybe I was being a bit too devils advocate. We have this habit of sticking up for lads. More trouble than it's worth historically.

>>66889253
>So I've been lied by American media?

Hmmmm when have we lied, anon?

>>66890066
No one gave a fuck about us

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>>66890066
>he's being serious, and not b8ing
>got HIV
>what do?
>share on fucking 4chins
>get meme'd

>>66889843
>Maybe the gay sicko having sex with a monkey theory is more likely?

This is more likely to be the reason. I have a country friends who eats monkeys (it was sick but I didn't join them) and ever since their ancestral days have been consuming monkeys or primates in general (regarded as traditional cuisine in their tribe).

>>66890114
Read the second comment of my flag, and read the replies after that from other flags

>>66888041
i hate that place so much. i bet you post there you cunt

>>66889843
>>66890361
Viruses mutate over time. HIV was not magically created through bestiality.

>>66889843
HIV only began to manifest in the early 1900s but was only detected by the medical profession when it was already spreading in western countries, by which time it was already too late. Africa is an expert on this shit, ebola originated in fruit bats in the 1940s and civilisation nearly collapsed there 2 years ago

>>66890639
but people traveled less 100 years ago. Now you can go literally everywhere if you want to, spreading your diseases. I bet if i cough couple of times around your aboos, the next day whole villages will disappear from mysterious slav virus.

>>66890725
Immunities to diseases used to be very gradual and were based on contact over many periods of your life, that's why smallpox didn't have much of an effect on most Europeans but it wiped out hundreds of millions of everyone else. Ebola will kills any human extremely easily because of its inherent deadliness but also because there's no way to safely accustom yourself to it as small doses of the virus are lethal. By the way, Russia and America still have vials of smallpox for """"""""""""science"""""""""""", so in WW3 you can expect to get bombed with it

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>>66890824
>smallpox
everyone i know here got smallpox as a kid, so we are kind of immune to it by now.

>tfw i never had smallpox or chickenpox

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>>66890924
I really hope you're talking about old people because the last person to be naturally infected with smallpox was in 1975 and it was eradicated in Europe years before that

>>66890924
you know that's very dangerous, even mortal, if you catch it being an adult, right ?

>>66887691
Top fucking kek

>>66890989
I think he means regular water pox, you know, herpes zoster

>>66887555
Keeping virginity seems not so bad when it comes to such a thing. that's the way it is.

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>>66887691
omg

>>66887691
being a Russian is that terrible in Russian life?

>>66890989
>>66891056
>>66891122
i mean both Varicella and Rubeola. I'm in my 30's so, it was considered normal to have these two as a kid. And since kids deal with it easier than adults, when some of them catch one of these people here gathered their children to infect each other.
Still, I never had any of these.
Such was the life in eastern Europe.

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>>66890066
>Northern Irish
Not a nationality

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was going to make a joke about it being the only positive thing for him and then some Finnish cunt stole my joke

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hiv rate by cunt

>>66891399
Varicella = herpes zoster

it's a synonym

I've had it, and had zona attacks a couple of times already in my adult life. The virus never leaves the body, just remains dormant, but gets awake again a couple of times in adult life, triggered usually by stress and insufficient immume system. You get these red circles on your shoulders, and they are contagious (called shingles in english).

So in your case, you could get very sick from a zona patient. It could even kill you.

>>66888459
HIV came from the primate version of the disease, it probably happenend in a zoo or something

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>>66891574
at least post the correct map

>>66891700
>aidstugal

>>66887555
So is half of Russia so dont worry too much. Death is better than life in Russia.

>>66891700
USA
>UNITED STATES OF AIDS

>>66891574
americans will literally defend this

>>66887691
Hello r/4chan

>>66887623
it is krokodil japfag

>>66888230
Almost impossible. Literally like 1/10000 chance for that.

>>66888487
kek russia is full of homos. Problem got so bad Putin had to ban homosex because no women were getting pregnant because guys were too busy being gay.

>>66891574
>rate

>>66891574
why is infection so high in China?
also heroin?

>>66891574
Easy game

>>66892085
it wouldn't be that easy if camels could catch HIV, Abdul

>>66892236
We just need to keep the camels and goats away from monkeys thats all

>>66892295
>Saudi Arabia population: 30,770,375
good luck with that, lad

>>66888680
The article says that it's almost 2%, but in one city - Yekaterinburg, not in all Russia.

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>>66890639
>civilisation nearly collapsed there 2 years ago
>civilisation

>>66891700
>portugal has 10.602.000 people
>of which more than 100.000.000 have hiv
thats 1000% of the population. portugal confirmed for deca-aids

>>66887691
11/10

>>66891982
it's a shitty map, China has huge population, so obviously ther total number of infected is higher, check their procentage, not absolute numbers

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Fucking dugas

>>66887691
>all these (You)s
Well have another (You), then.

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>>66887691
Holy shit