/brit/

wahey lads oi oi oi

how easy is it to scam people through paypal? can I say the item (which is glass) arrived broken and do a chargeback on my card?

>>66885091
I miss Jeb.

wahhheyyyyy

>>66885095
Difficult if the seller contests

You'll be required to take pictures and show that the item is indeed broken

really want a Stone Island jacket lads but they're damn expensive

Might get a Spoons brekkie this morning

>>66885058
Fuck sake. I was hoping you were a proper Kraut not some ex pat.

>>66885095
you can do it maybe two or three times a year. The seller can ask you to provide proof, and persue a civil suit if you refuse to, and deny payment, because that's theft. Depeding on the value of the item, most retailers wouldn't want to do it for the hassle. But if enough retailers made complaints to paypal, they would investigate you. And you don't want a paypal ban, not in 2016. It would be very hard to make another one. You'd need a new bank account, even then they would probably hold a record and deny you service.

Not worth it, also runtish nigger behaviour. Pay for your shit.

>>66885124
So I smash a bottle and put it in the box and take a low quality photo

>>66885149
sorry to disappoint you lad

i can make a german themed edition next time

File: Screenshot_2016-11-02-15-43-11.png (763KB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]

763KB, 720x1280px

Time to play ladyboy or girl.

Round 1, place your bets.

leaf shitposting thread

>>>/pol/95668272

>>66885227
lol kaow

>>66885209
Nah I'll just fuck off into /deutche/
or /fr/

>>66885196
No they'll want multiple high quality pictures

You think you're the first person to ever come up with this idea?

Your scam is old hat and people have put safeguards in place to protect against niggers like you

>>66885227
lad
clearly so

Need a bf lads

>>66885227
ladyboy

>>66885261
*stands over you*

Lads pls. I know it's a long post but tldr at the bottom

My girlfriend littered in front of me yesterday. Checked her coke can on the grass in the park. I was shocked and said what are you doing? she was totally bemused. i said you just littered in the park, people walk their dogs and play football here, cans are particularly dangerous. She laughed at me and asked if I was serious. I went in to a whole thing about how it's primarily dangerous for animals and the ecosystem, and how short of that, it's just fucking disrespectful, and the park is right out the back of my house, I walk here a lot, I don't want people shitting it up for me, it's a nice park, this is my city.

Anyway, it developed into a full blown row, where she said I was making a big deal out of nothing. I got angry and said we'd see how much you care if your dog picked up someones litter and tried to eat it, then choked to death. Then she just started saying how she's a responsible dog owner and she always keeps an eye on her dog. To which I said, responsible dog owners don't litter in dog walking parks.

Anyway. We havent spoken since yesterday. I thik we might actually break up over it, it's really pissed me off.

TLDR my gf litters and i hate it, she thinks it's not a big deal, I do.

Am I overracting or is she being a cunt? Really need an outside opinion

File: Screenshot_2016-11-02-15-46-58.png (721KB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]

721KB, 720x1280px

>>66885255
>>66885263
winrar

>>66885095
Paypal will always side with buyers if a dispute can't be solved.

Depends who you bought from, a proper seller would request you send it back and then nothing has been achieved.

>>66885246
so I'll say they shipped an empty box. It's a provate seller with paypal as the middle man. It's word against word and usually buyers win.

>>66885286
I've never thought littering was that bad, but it still sounds like she's being a cunt about it

>>66885288
what a nice profile text

File: Screenshot_2016-11-02-15-51-18.png (875KB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]

875KB, 720x1280px

Round 2, place your bets.

>>66885288
Moar tests lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wExOx38IEsY

>>66885316
girl

>>66885316
probably a girl

>>66885316
also a ladyboy

>>66885296
Most sellers will take pictures of the boxing process all the way up to handing it off to the post office after they printed a shipping label

Go ahead and try but if you get caught they'll suspend your account

>>66885316
I'd say male.

File: images (4).jpg (21KB, 383x384px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 383x384px

>>66885286
I say dump her. Hate messy people

>>66885348
They take a continuous video of them boxing it, putting on a label, driving to the post office and handing it over, all without losing sight of the package on video?

File: Screenshot_2016-11-02-15-53-58.png (527KB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]

527KB, 720x1280px

>>66885329
>>66885337
Hard luck!
>>66885342
>>66885353
Winrar

>>66885286
Go ahead and break it off

She's trash if she's just willing to litter wantonly like that

>>66885371
It's actually not uncommon at all especially with all the stories of people getting scammed

/toy/ is filled which such stories from both scammers and marks

>>66885378
she looks like trudeau a bit

>>66885309
>I've never thought littering was that bad

when you were a child maybe, what grown adult throws rubbish on the floor

remember lads, being a good peple is a excellent

>>66885402
I think I'll take the chance

>>66885411
haha
indeed

>>66885426
yeah you're right, i just don't get all worked up when i see it happen

hmmm... cheese on toast and a steaming cup of joe methinks... yes quite
*does a breakfast*

>>66885435
Report back with how it works out

What exactly is it that you're planning on purchasing anyway?

File: Screenshot_2016-11-02-16-01-11.png (601KB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]

601KB, 720x1280px

Final round, place your bets!

>>66885480
that one must be a girl

Thailad
we need more son
long past your lunch I know but, One more. It will be a female looking like a bloke.
Thats a lads too.

someone did a massive brexit on my pans lads

>>66885480
bloke

>>66885480
i think its a girl

>>66885309
>>66885426
>>66885354
>>66885385
thanks. knew i was in the right, don't know why i was having doubts. just messaged her saying you can either appologise for littering and promise you'll stop doing it, thereby acknowledging the validity of my reasoning. or i dont think this will work out, it's not the fact you littered, it's the fact you seemingly have no respect for my views.

thatll be the end of it, she's way too stubbourn to admit she was wrong, i know it.

>>66885480
man

>>66885480
bloke

>>66885508
Thai grills have no jaw at all. It's a lad

File: Screenshot_2016-11-02-16-03-40.png (808KB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]

808KB, 720x1280px

>>66885489
>>66885508
Hard luck!
>>66885503
>>66885519
>>66885521
Winrar!

>>66885547
i wanna fuck this guy

>>66885480
Lad

>>66885547
fucking quality son.

>>66885547
are all those bloke on tinder prozzies? or is it possible to have a normal relationship with them

>>66885227
heem
>>66885316
plough
>>66885480
heem

>>66885547
god damn it

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

File: 1461663305950.png (569KB, 588x412px) Image search: [Google]

569KB, 588x412px

>>66885547
>im scientist

>>66885572
The last one is "scientist" not a prozzie

penis inspection day at school today lads

i'd like to experiment with her

need a thai ?f

>>66885598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXCh9OhDiCI

I have an important meeting at work later today which I mentioned to this younger colleague yesterday. He wished me luck and that was the end of it.

Except this morning he wrote me an e-mail saying "Good luck at the meeting today, sweetie."

How do I react to that?

reckon if I go to thailand again it's just so I can shag everything coming my way

>>66885629
"bit gay lol"

>>66885471
A pipe

>>66885629
If you want to bang him reply something like "Thanks babe", if you don't then just ignore him.

>>66885547
>>66885480
>>66885378
>>66885316

If I could look like either of these I'd be a tranny in an instant

>>66885629
Report him to HR and have him face a sexual harassment tribunal

>>66885659
hehe aww little fella

>>66885629
urm.. did you just assume my flavour?!

the dustman collecting the stuff in my street is whistling haha what is he like

>>66885690
are lawsuits the yank equivalent of bants?

this one goes out to all the unchecked doubles out there

>>66885657
Nice piece?

I had a very nice glass piece that looked like a turtle
The bowl was on the underside and the carb was the end of its tail

When clean you could display it as just a figurine of a turtle and no one would be the wiser

Shame me da found it and threw it away especially since I bought it off a crackhead for $5 (defo would've been $80+ at a head shop)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBQ2305fLeA

just did a nice cum

going for a shower now

File: banter.png (102KB, 500x416px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 500x416px

>>66885711
>>66885690
>are lawsuits the yank equivalent of bants?
You could say that.

>>66885729
haha alri Jeb

going to be a rough day lads

>>66885729
should have bought some other glass turtles and it woulda blended in

>>66885766
>should have
FOB

Business idea: smuggle a kangaroo out of australia by putting him in sunglasses and a button up shirt and bringing him onto the airplane

what animals do you reckon you could batter

i reckon i could take down a large pony in a one on one fair fight

21 posts 12 images
on /brit/

File: 1433043478856.jpg (59KB, 1024x680px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 1024x680px

>>66885825
Just get him a passport m8

>>66885750
kek'd

>>66885766
that would've been absolutely perfect

if i ever take up the ol' reefer again i will make that happen
dunno if i can ever find another turtle bowl again without having it custom made
saw plenty of frog bowls last time i was in a head shop

>>66885869
high koalaty service

>>66885835
would absolutely heem a leopard

>>66885895
Thats a dropbear. Like a Taipan or Cobra. They have larger evil eyes. Probs been defanged for advertisments.

>>66885835
trying punching a pony lad, see how many bones you break in your hand

File: 1430733578422.jpg (31KB, 456x320px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 456x320px

>>66885825
>airplane

As disgusting as that word is I've started hearing brits say it.

>>66885978
what do you call it

>>66885988
aeroplane

>>66885988
plane or aeroplane

>>66885835
a bear

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Glass

finished me shower lads

>>66885996
>>66885999
aeroplane rolls off the tongue better

>>66885988
2 step?

>>66886015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV8IAOojoAA

>>66886015
thats a big tongue

>>66886033
for you

>>66885835
>tfw born in the wrong era
>ywn know whether you could have heemed a t rex using your simple tools and weaponry
i strongly suspect i would have been able to

business idea: virtual reality animal wrestling

my official title is "Big Guy - 4u"

>>66885835
>what animals do you reckon you could batter
cod
haddock
prawn

File: Screenshot_2016-11-02-09-35-35.png (708KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

708KB, 1080x1920px

Really makes you think

business idea: showertime with danelad simulator

lads whats that website where it shows the frequeuncy of your name per country?

>>66886117
i'm in

File: 1476044979410.jpg (124KB, 1023x767px) Image search: [Google]

124KB, 1023x767px

What is she saying ?

>>66886086
Do you play as animals wrestling other animals, or a person wrestling animals?

>>66886108
No one said it was going to be easy. We own our cunt now. Again although, the damage is done, it's beyond repair.

>>66886167
Either I suppose

I mainly wanted to wrestle a gorilla or a bear but I think doing it in real life would kill you

its an abslolute brexit of a situation

>>66886146
http://forebears.io/surnames

>>66886170
We're not Germany or France or Sweden.

File: 566886_356x237_000.jpg (24KB, 356x237px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 356x237px

>>66885895

global democracy idea: politicans are voted for in an apprentice style reality tv show

>>66886198
need a source for this

>>66886170
We always owned our country.

The EU was never a threat to the UK's sovereignty in any way.

All this damage is meaningless.

File: surname.png (84KB, 1728x632px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 1728x632px

>>66886186
>mfw never been to Scotland in my life, born in England

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dscfeQOMuGw

>>66886236
>not like I'm A Celebrity

File: oy vey.png (96KB, 933x524px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 933x524px

The gf's surname

>>66886186
thanks la

>>66886241
all the irish surnames are usually high in America and australia too
none of them are confined to the usland

>>66886241
What is it lad?

>>66886255
you go out with a jew

>>66886299
ok?

>>66885547
>>66885316
>>66885227
you need to be an hardcore runt to not recognize these are men straight away

>>66886241
doxxed

>>66886296
Haggis

>>66886325
post fucking machines

File: thinkgi.png (45KB, 318x395px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 318x395px

the runt grandpa came from the north

>>66886325
post ladyboy machines

>>66886299
thats cp mr igor
reported to the kgb

>>66886372
post voting machines

File: Untitled.png (105KB, 931x767px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 931x767px

>>66886186
A good protestant name.

File: dgjgidj.jpg (57KB, 857x403px)

57KB, 857x403px

>>66886186
>tfw mr.anglo

expected it to be just sussex farmers desu

File: 1449726806460.png (14KB, 523x227px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 523x227px

wahey

>>66886237
>>66886238
anti baby
Feminism tells us it's fine not to reproduce. Import workers instead. This is Germany's, Sweden's ours and France's solution to a shit birth rate. No more. We are fucked already but we have the rags of an identity left.

if your name isn't most popular in Anerica or another colony you're low test desu

File: image.png (131KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 640x1136px

>>66886482
pic

>>66886482
>tfw samenamefriends get to have lives in the colonies while I'm stuck in the impoverished homeland staring at closed coal mines
Thanks Thatcher.

>>66886509
Kelly?

>>66885102
me too...

I honestly wanted to vote for him. The primaries made me sad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-McIdVuY88

>>66886538
no my name is an alternate spelling of a really popular Irish name

>>66886482
Billy-Bob?

>>66886170
Cameron came back with a legislation proposal that would block any EU reform, budget plans and imigration responsibility without parliement's direct approval.

How is that not a exactly the same and more so improvement to the muh sovereignty

I know the spoons in the edition pic related

not sure whether to be ashamed or proud

some anon cut his balls open in /b/

>>66886561
O'Kelly?
McMurphy?
O'Murphy
McKelly?
MacKelly?
MacMurphy?

>>66886591
I was perfectly happy not knowing that tbqhwy

my name is Michael

feels kinda low test 2bh

>>66886601
it begins with K and is pretty popular but its not a stereotyped name

>>66886591
Thank god /b is still /b

>>66886561

O toole

>>66886633
Kevin

>>66886633
kavanagh
kennedy
keane
keating

>>66886633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW0xbYOCTeU

>>66886668
thats a first name

>>66886669
you wont get it

>>66886633
alri Kev haha

Apichatpong Weerasethakul tbH lads

>>66886633
Keane?
King?
Kenny?
Kavanagh?
Kallaghan?
Knight?
Keefe?

>>66886697
Kavanagh
Keane
Keating
Kelleher
Kelly
Kennedy
Keogh
Killoran
Kinsella
Kirwan

>>66886591
Link?

Pogba

>>66886729
heh you have it lad

>>66886762
That's not fair he just googled it.

holy fucking shit lads

>>>/b/710227613

>>66886633

Kenny
Kelleher
Keller
Kane
Kinsella
Kennedy

>>66886762
Really can't be arsed going through the process of elimination to find out 2bh. Feel like I've been led on.

dom & roland tbH lads

>doggo wakes me up by licking my face
really should start closing my door

>>66886558
trump's dominace in those primaries was insane. a bush brother and cruz/kasich being very tranditional republicans should have put up way more of a contest.

>>66886783
Can never unsee

>>66886762
Killoran?

been with this girl for 2 weeks and I'm concerned lads

>tries to bite me often
>has bitten me hard on the nipple for falling asleep before her
>walked out of her room to go out, minutes later poked her head back in the door just to tell me not to speak to any other girls
>takes photos of me whilst I'm asleep

think she's going to kill me haha

>>66886783
and here I thought /b/ had forgotten its true self

>>66886834
She's marking her territory you do it too but you have to be more assertive so make sure to bite her harder.

>>66886834
she'll probably kill herself if you break up with her

>>66886834
At least you fugged right haha

>>66886783
Has he chopped the end of his cock off as well as slicing open his ballsack?

File: GFs surname.jpg (113KB, 1146x768px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 1146x768px

>>66886186

My gf's surname. I know all 9 of the people with it living in the US.

It's very satisfying to know that she'll be taking my much more common name when we marry, el oh el

need me ballix obliterated 2bh

>>66886591
that bollocksmashing poster must be feeling pretty emasculated right now heh

German toilets are fucking awful lads

For some reason they like inspecting their shit before they flush it

>>66886740
>>>/b/710227613

File: 8nLFCVP.png (51KB, 657x527px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 657x527px

>>66886783

The lengths people go to for (you)'s

>>66886913
i hope you're giving her a commoner name like murphy or kelly

Hmm

http://i.4cdn.org/b/1478077233182.jpg
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1478077923050.jpg

I wonder if he's actually damaged himself. Like will they be able to just sew him up and he'll be good to go? Does exposing the innards make them go bad?

>>66886951
it's to see if they are healthy
got no problem wit that

>>66886951
what country is better overall? the UK or Germany?

I know Australia is better than both but between those two

>>66886783
why has he done this? be my eyes lad cos i'm not looking at that thread

File: 1474474625417.jpg (218KB, 962x793px) Image search: [Google]

218KB, 962x793px

Ahh yes Paris

>>66886986
what does that note say?

>>66886800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2EZkh0qyh0

>>66887007
"need my bollocks smashed by an atomic nut banger"

>>66886986
want to give a fucking WARNING next time cunt?

the manners some of you mongs have is insane

>>66887007
>hello /b/, date and time
>i had a fucked up dream and must have done this in my sleep

>>66886998
overall i'd probably say the UK but germany has many nice bits

>>66887002
Apparently he decided to just slice his bag open

If you want to read the thread just go to settings and hide all images first

>>66886966

It's a variant of Daly

Going to have to ask some of you to leave the thread, it's moving a bit fast and I'm not very appreciative of that

Thanks

>>66887060
do one, mong

>>66887057
not even the first time someone's done it on /b/. saw a lad do it a few years ago

File: 1447010281961.jpg (214KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

214KB, 800x600px

>>66887003
indeed, Paris

jesus every thread on /b/ degenerates into the exact same circle jerk
first thing I saw was tits or gtfo

>>66887036
The link clearly says /b/, which anyone knows is a NSFW board. Only a fool would unwarily click it.

>>66887079
potentially the most overrated tourist destination on earth

>>66887079
glad they got rid of this uncivilised monoculture

>>66887046
how can you slit your bollocks open while dreaming
going to be an uneasy night tonight

>>66886986
>Like will they be able to just sew him up and he'll be good to go?

Probably, might get infected and cause him a shit load of pain though. Your bollocks are just muscle and tissue.

>>66887028
topkek

>>66887099
um not really hun x

File: FOR.jpg (466KB, 1732x1155px) Image search: [Google]

466KB, 1732x1155px

>he isn't a citizen of the greatest city on earth

huffing

>>66887072
Hadn't been on /b/ since 2007 until the Aussie awared us of the thread

According to /pol/ you can easily rustle some jim jams there by posting a pro Trump thread

Wouldn't go to france if you paid me

>>66887132
i don't see new york city or london in that photo

>>66887099

This

>>66887141
>getting paid to go on holiday
I would

Don't think free will exists lad, think we're all being controlled by people in a massive underground bunker

>>66887132
Is that Auckland?

File: 1472497289744.jpg (380KB, 1280x640px) Image search: [Google]

380KB, 1280x640px

the chillin spot

>>66887161
but who controls THOSE people?

an anon in the bollocks slicing thread said OP should be fine because it's a clean cut that missed all of the veins and cords and whatnot in the bag

i for one will NOT be taking a gander at the images

>>66887132
fucking ayyy

>>66887138
/b/ is still a normie filter like it used to be

File: 1442411276356.jpg (19KB, 250x235px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 250x235px

have showered for a week
cant be arsed

>>66887132
>Lelbourne is le greatest citie XDDD muh cafes muh art muh degeneracy
It is statistically likely this poster is either an actual bender or non-white, potentially both
Proceed accordingly

>>66887138
probably true, /b/ was always pretty right-on and left-leaning. i remember that habbo hotel business back when i was a wee nipper. i liked the internet back then

I sexually identify as Ulfric Stormcloak
Ever since I was a boy, I dreamed of killing those Imperial bastards and and reclaiming Skyrim for the nords.
People say to me that a person being a Stormcloak is retarded, and that the Imperials have the higher moral ground.
But I don't care. I'm beautiful.
I'm having a plastic surgeon install, a sense of entitlement, a burning hatred for elves and a damn fine beard, on my body.
From now on I want you lads to call me Jarl Ulfric. And respect my right to kill the high king, and siege Whiterun.
If you can't accept me you are an Imperial pig and you need to check your privilege.

>>66887022
An escape from a prison, within an army base. Better than Colditz.
What a criminal Gerry Kelly.

File: 1475863277665.jpg (96KB, 633x758px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 633x758px

>>66887191
>have showered for a week
hmm

>>66887216
shan't be reading this

File: 1446508316927.png (430KB, 769x600px) Image search: [Google]

430KB, 769x600px

>>66887079
>cherrypicked image

Lived two months in Paris. Metro smelt of piss, 14 year old pregnant gypsies would try to scam you constantly and 12 year old Moroccan kids would ask me to buy more cigarettes for them to smoke on the steps of the nearby theater. All the roads had retarded construction, all the restaurants were overpriced bullshit while all the groceries stores were stupid cheap. Everyone seemed slightly autistic and you can see everything in the Ile-de-France region that's good in five days.

Best place to get some fucking BD's though.

>>66887163
melbourne you dumb cunt why would i post a third world city

>>66887148
both insanely overrated

>>66887200
fuck off perthrunt, sydrunt or brisrunt. Your city is LITERALLY third world in comparison to ours. Plus if you're from sydney you have more gooks and lebos so you're in no position to talk about non whites. Also i know of plenty of brown cunts from brisbane.

>>66887229
cant even type correctly

File: CRYhL3iUcAAkUVS.jpg (21KB, 595x290px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 595x290px

>>66886986
but why?

>>66887204
I did as well

The normies hadn't really found a use for it beyond email back in those days

Do you consider smartness/education a factor when dating girls?

>>66887248
>why would i post a third world city
I don't know, why did you?

>>66887248
Don't live in a city you poof

File: 1449084756801.jpg (36KB, 482x427px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 482x427px

Done everything that I needed to do today

>>66887262
hygiene factor imo

ah yes, the Aussies are fighting again

hmmm, carry on, minions. you're entertaining me.

tv character i am most like?

i would have to say Don Draper if i'm being completely honest with myself

back from the date with the cute chubby girl
let's just say she was chubbier than she was cute ahahahahaha

File: 6uiV2I5J.jpg (24KB, 355x355px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 355x355px

>there was this bloke on the internet right
>looks perfectly normal
>whips off his trousers
>got no bollocks

how about that

>>>/ck/8239305

Which one of you was this?

>>66887268
>i'm a big tough rural boy!

yank tier attitude

>>66887262
yeah if i want to have an actual relationship

File: 1475640977791.png (60KB, 633x758px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 633x758px

nobody ever talks about Adelaide

rural runts are the easiest to trigger

>>66887262
No I don't

You can tell right off the bat if she's low class or not without having to consider education and intelligence

I only date women for their looks though

>>66887295
Didn't say that either
Melbournites lads, spackers the lot of them

>>66887283
I haven't come across a girl i wouldn't go out with for hygiene reasons tbqh

File: 115296841541.jpg (3KB, 199x199px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 199x199px

I keep checking my balls every now and again to make sure they're still there.

>>66887247
the pictures of refugee camps in stalingrad are cherrypicked too
not my fault you JFs expect some type of fantasy city or some shit, like any big cities Paris has its problems

>>66887303
every single person I know of that moved to Australia went to Adelaide

why is this?

>>66887293
wow, i should explore other boards more often

cities are for poofs

*spits dip into an empty busch light can*

>>66887293
ck memes always best memes

>>66887337
It's cheap
Literally the only reason to move to Adelaide 2bh

>>66887328
nah paris is a dump
London is actually a really nice city though

>>66887303
Shut the fuck up with your modern names for made up countries

>>66887348
>meatball marrymenara

>>66887355
fuck off you poor paddy twat
don't respond to my posts anymore

>>66887199
>/pol/ is faster than /b/
wew

>>66887361
It's named after the wife of William IV you runt

>>66887378
Shut the fuck up with your modern names for made up kings

>>66887337
because british people are poor

seriously you guys get paid less for the same job AND things cost more (especially petrol).

>>66887338
/ck/ is an eternal battle between fries and wholesome steak cut chips. You need to know where the war is.

>>66887310
You can be working class and have a good education. I wouldn't go for a working class girl who works at Tescos, but wouldn't mind if she went to a decent uni. Only going for looks doesn't seem especially long lasting, more ons material

>>66887372
Paris is a wasteland. What did he say that was incorrect?

>>66887372
atleast I dont live in a nigger filled shithole you frog eating cunt

>>66887373
i know aye it's fucking crazy. All thanks to the election as well.

Now when people think of 4chan they think of /pol/ not /b/

>>66887406
working class means something different in the new world lad. Thanks to yankisation we consider more people to be part of the middle class when they're actually not (unfortunately). Working class means literal runt tier there.

>>66887440
Don't be rude lad.

>>66887328
>Fantasy city

C'mon man. I wasn't expecting a fantasy but I figured it would be entertaining for two months. I'm not one of the Asians who come over and have depression because of how shit Paris is compared to what your tourism board says over there. Was pretty funny how the gypsies gun them down as easy marks.

For all the memes Toronto and Montreal get, at least I haven't seen anyone sleep on a fucking matress on one platform of the metro and a muslim woman with six kids begging on the other anywhere here.

>Ligne 13
>Ligne 2


The STATE of your metro

thinking of laying my neck on a train track as a fast train goes past lads

there's a bit of track surrounded by trees where I could climb over

>>66887448
Shut the fuck up with your new world terms for made up bullshit

>>66887499
is this what people are referring to when they say 'neck thyself'?

>>66887458
Paris is stinking though. Froglads hate it.
What are you doing?

>>66887448
sad to think that last /pol/ purge of moot accomplished nothing

>>66887523
nm u?

>>66887520
i'm telling you facts you cunt, i don't agree with them but to be honest it does make more sense when you think about the word middle.

should mean average, not above average.

>>66887483
>Ligne 13
you brought it upon yourself
>ligne 2
great line from porte dauphine to place de clichy. after that though

>>66887523
other french mongs are like the poor northerners that shit on London
small town lads that are always mad because of their grim life

>>66887396
welfare, and not the dole kind

20k salary can get you like an extra £400 bare minimum in tax credits each month.

>>66887548
>other french mongs are like the poor northerners that shit on London
>small town lads that are always mad because of their grim life

this is true and almost universal

>>66887554
don't you cunts only have 2 income tax rates? One is 20% and the other is 40%.

grim. Don't know when they kick in 2bh.

>>66887548
I have no love for London. Everyone in London is trying to get away and leave the rats and animals to it.

>>66887592
No, we have 0%, 20%, 40%, 45%

>>66887614
your whole country revolves around london
show them a bit of love mate

i don't rate london

>>66887592
0% to 11k
20% from 11k to approx 43k
40% from 43k to 150k (I think)
45% there after

>>66887592
0% until about £10,000
20% everything from £10,000 until around £32,000
40% on everything above that

Then there's national insurance

ok the other times I was kidding but this times Hillary's campaign is OVER

i am greek

nu

>>66887653
>>66887653
>>66887653

>>66887576
>people prefer where they're from
who would have guessed
You have to be the stupidest "smart" person I've ever seen

>>66887548

I was in the 17th Arrondissement and things were pretty nice until you walk towards Av. St-Ouen. From La Fourche to St-Lazare it turned into Algeria. I went to St-Ouen proper one day for a walk and it was like an Arab bazaar but they were selling 2pac t-shirts instead of spices.

I'd love to go back to France, but I wouldn't go back to Paris for a long time.

>>66887637
Maybe it does. I've lived there, it's horrible.
England is almost dead. We're destroyed from within now. Nothing is pure anymore.

File: 1470535473401.jpg (54KB, 896x349px)

54KB, 896x349px

>>66886986
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>>66888888

>>66887148
>London
Ah yes Londanistan the most beautiful of all the worlds cities

>>66887179
stay woke
>>66887458
Being polite to Frogs is worse than being rude