>His country doesn't have a magic school

>>66879094
Mexico is confirmed as a canon part of Ilvermony same as Haiti and Jamaica

>castelobruxo
what a shit name

No marketing needed when Harry Potter has been ingrained in everyone's head, despite being one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Poland BTFO HAHAHA

>>66879528
How come you guys get your own school
Also, are ther mahoushoujos there? Pls respond

>>66879504
>He doesn't post the image

Why do they even abide muggle borders?

>>66879640
Why do they communicate via mail and fireplace when Skype and cellphones have been invented

>>66879416
nope, all mexicans and central americans are muggles

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>>66879578
yes
yes

>>66879693
why do they bother with long-winded killing curses when guns have been invented

>>66879693
because it was written when everyone still used icq/msn
bravo estonia btw

muggle pride world wide

Fuck mutant wizard fucks

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>His country doesn't have it's own continent

>>66879803
You mean oceania?

>>66879718
nope http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Josefina_Calderon

>>66879800
wizards are pretty backward desu

they still rely on owls for long-distance communication and they can't even do space travel

>>66879094
>Uganda and Brazil have a wizarding school and not India, China and Iraq/Iran

wew

now that is truly btfo

Noice :D

http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Castelobruxo

>>66879839
China Yes

India maybe

Iraq/Iran no

Italy, Egypt and Germany should have one before anything

>>66879094
commonwealth students can just go to hogwarts, fug yuo

>>66879094
Harry Potter EU is fucking gay.

The books were alright for kids and tweenie-minded women when they were a "phenomenon", the first two movies were comfy as fuck, then she rushed to catch up with and is even outdoing Twilight in terms of cancer.

>>66879094
>school in northern scandinavia
>it's run by a fucking russian and attended by people from the balkans

Rowling really is a terrible writer in more than one way.

>>66879819
Read the map retard

>>66879504
Damn. I love Harry Potter but this is spot-on.

>>66879803
>Aussie "ed."
There's seven, Anon.

>>66879094
>1 magic school for all of Africa
Do they have a genocide spell?