/brit/

>display periodically glitching out
hope my gpu isn't fucked haha

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pirate scumbags

>>66878576
Westworld is fucking shit

How do you even watch it?

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just got back from the gym lads
how do my arms look

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Mad ting

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See this arm? See these hands?

Put many a little cunt to sleep. I don't care WHAT SIZE you are or what HEIGHT you are because I'll fucking SLAP the head of you.

I spent my teenage years drinking and fighting and then took up boxing, now I'm disciplined and have a 4-0 win record

I'm on my way to becoming fucking professional you rats!

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>>66878608
I can't believe mexicans have the nerve to illegally cross the border with the US then complain when the americans want to put a stop to it

>>66878635
would knock her cold and leave her for the dogs

>>66878626
I watch it because it is good

>>66878626
its bretty good tbqhwyf(to be quite honest with you family)

i could implode this leaf with nothing but my brain waves

>>66878652
Bet you couldn't even pin me down and rape me, go on, try it lad

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>Tyler

Surely that isn't a girl name

Reckon this Irish lad has the 'violent' gene

You know what I'm talking about. One look at their face and you know they're going to fucking rob your phone as soon as you walk past them

>>66878626
It's telekino

>>66878672
You couldn't even pop popcorn with your brainwaves haha

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should i do it or no

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soon

>>66878630
yeah i know and im sure the lad realised that after a couple days boxing but im just sympathising with what i imagine his initial feelings were

>>66878691
gypsy gene

>>66878690
>5'11
>Tyler
>horse face

Real mak mi thonk

>>66878690
take a walk on the wildside, man. if its got tits you fits

>>66878690
shouldn't be anyones name

>>66878698
*brain waves you*

post more asian titty monsters

>>66878691
Don't get it

>>66878720
would put you in the fucking ground if I ever saw you in real life

>>66878737
doubt that

>>66878690
>that chin
guy

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>>66878737
Post yer arse.

cant believe i was passed over like that
passed over like the fucking bread at the last supper
well let me tell you one thing matey mcmateface
you wont see me making another post like that in a hurry

you sad miserable horrible little underage bastards

too busy wanking yourselves off to canada and mexico and whos stronger than who (im the clear winner in that regard too but lets not go into that lest you start crying) to look at the prose between your insipid little excuses for posts and analyse it like a gcse english class, which youd know nothing about being year 9 drop outs the fucking lot of you mongoloid illiterate apes

you make me wholly sick to all of my stomachs; consider yourselves lucky ive only got the one

>be American
>Cross the road
>Get arrested

Always howl at the concept of jaywalking

>>66878704
no, don't acknowledge shit ever for anything you do thats even slightly illegal. if your on tape cutting your mother you don't ever admit it. if you're smoking a joint in front of a cop you deny it.

>>66878626
tried watching a bit of it tonight

was really boring

just took

creatine
fish oil
zinc

good for the night

>>66878705
The Nazis were the runtiest political movement to exist and it still boggles my mind that a supposedly civilized country like Germany voted them into power

>>66878737

on the cross

what are some browder games we can play online together?

bit bored and want to utterly crush you lads in some sort of competitive manner

>>66878652
would unironically shatter you if you came down my ends mate fuck off you impoverished irish twat

>>66878786
Gotta admit they were aesthetic as fuck though, eh?

>>66878752
If you fucking mean it then act on it

Send me your email, send us a fucking fax, do what you need to do if you really want to fucking fight me, I'm over here in Limerick waiting to box any wankers head in

>>66878771
its not a real thing, only happens in films desu

>>66878783
you're going to be unstoppable

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&767

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>>66878626
the film is great
never seen the tv show

>>66878786
you let them to keep power

>>66878798
Where you from? Wakefield?

Wonder if the Soviets ever managed to fly over the US/get their ships next to it, like the US managed to do with the USSR

Anyone watching Humans on channel 4?

Why is it so shit lads? They cancelled based Utopia for it.

>>66878820
expecting to wake up absolutely ripped

>>66878649
>raiders under jarl [insert cunt here] have arrived to loot and pillage [insert character name here]'s county of [insert any fucking coastal county here]

>>66878771
isn't that illegal all over europe too

really in the dumps atm lads

dont know how to dig myself out ;_;

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>>66878797
you can play FreeCiv online
tried once but barely anyone wanted to play aside from 3 other people, and then Firefox froze so I got kicked.

on the daily after-work nap schedule
can't get off it

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>>66878649
>not playing a tribe
>not taking enemy prisoners as concubines (especially ruling family for that prestige) and passing them to your kids when done

>>66878818
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/video/2015/sep/18/nine-police-officers-arrest-unarmed-black-teen-jaywalking-stockton-video

>>66878822
Who's on the left? Kevs sister?

wish thailad was my dad

>>66878880
are 'sie

>>66878844
the brits i think managed to get within a few metres completely undetected of some fairly important soviet ship

>>66878576
I might be retarded since I don't understand what the fuck I'm looking at here.

>>66878844
cuba lad

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>>66878866

>>66878867
not autistic shit like that

>>66878818
Famous story of it happening

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6251431.stm

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>>66878844
now russia is doing it better, they have a spy running for the US presidency

>>66878871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghpiyK52fbA

>UKIP want a public vote on reinstation of the death penalty

absolute madmen

>>66878891
Soviet nuclear submarine managed to get somewhere near Bermuda where it broke down and called on the US for assistance in order to prevent a tragedy

Makes me think they got a lot further undetected

Who wants fair digs? I'll knock you all one by one back into your mothers wombs

>>66878928
https://youtu.be/uVuyO85cINg

the runtoid flatmates have come back from the bar so now i cant get any more food cos they'll demand i share it
very unsatisfied with this situation

http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=39

>>66878911
yeah i should've said it mostly only happens in films

some dickhead cops will probably try and pull it every once in a while

I always jaywalk and have done it in front of cops with no trouble

>>66878844
they sent subs everywhere and planes buzzed canadian airspace all during the cold war

the nazis had subs go into the saint lawrence river and also take pictures of NYC

>>66878938
CUBA LADS

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The missus getting chirpy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wa5Z8kp-7s

name a more boring sport than luckswing

>>66878973
Do you ever go out with them?

>>66879025
comfiest US sport by far

>>66879025
Pro handegg

>>66879025
basedball is alright

advertegg though, nah

I NEED a big cock in my arse right now.

>>66879024
Australian """"""""""women"""""""""" have the worst personalities in the world

>>66879025
bastardised versions of good sports

>>66879025
atleast shit happens in luckswing, handegg is 80% waiting around

>>66879035
yeah sometimes. Hate them though

just fucking raked in the (you)s on /pol/, was not expecting this
>>>/pol/95628371

whats your favourite esports lads

JFK deserves more credit for helping avoid the Cold War.

Bay of pigs invasion was embarrassing

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me hard at work

http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20160905-the-pilot-who-stole-a-secret-soviet-fighter-jet

really interesting read

esports aren't real

Christ imagine actually being a fan of CANADIAN FOOTBALL

Horrifying

>>66879097
I'm sure they hate you just as much

>>66878986
join lads

>>66879118
would honestly smash his fucking jaw in if he stepped to me

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>>66879118
he is fighting against russian computer scientists

so here it is
merry christmas
everybody's having fun
look to the future now
it's only just begun...

>>66878822
youre a far better cropper than i could ever hope to be
fair play, fair credit, good going to you
HOWEVER
the longer you persist in ignoring my posts, the greater my reckoning will be
consider yourself the bastard dad to my wrathful poleaboo
in laymans terms, im 5 foot 1 and built like a brick shithouse and will take the utmost joy in dismantling your body atom by atom until nothing remains but those lovely cropping hands of yours
consider yourself the judge robertson to my phillip banks, where my nephew is the hidden folding fauchard that unintentionally sinks its cold metal fangs into your quavering heart and chews it into a ruddy pulp when you are at your smuggest
consider yourself the lisicki to my womyn, the craven to my fiscal management, the tim to my vinay, the kev to my bag of sick, the cornwall to my belfast, the american poster to my superior australian poster
one hundred million kilotons of sheer adulterous (edit: unadulterated) anger all concentrated into a single poo, where you are the toilet and your future identical to the contents of my local area's sewage piping (ie my shit (ie stagnating and being swamped with flies))
all of this because you failed to respond to my cracking post and give me the respect i deserve
you horrible horrible hippo

anyone who feels the need to say they didnt read a word of this shant read another word for the rest of their mortal lives (and their immortal ones if i can help it) once my nimble wrists have deployed their tonfas into your corneas

>>66879124
yeah we've all watched that clint eastwood film, firefox or whatever it was called

>>66879135
if they do they have a funny way of showing it, constantly inviting me out etc. Wish they hated me so they would just fuck off and leave me alone

Greatest chess player of all time is a yank

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>>66879098
that's okay

got pic related in the WS thread on Sunday night which is quite the accomplishment given how fast they move

>>66879179
nah its a robot

>>66879179
It's a robot

>>66879108
the ones were asians batter the yanks

>>66879126
they are

>>66879189
>>66879199
knew this was coming. should've thought a few moves ahead desu

planning a holiday to georgia lads

>>66879179
Who cares about chess when go exists

~171
oh really? well i think you're a big boy

>>66879224
I can put you up for a few days here if you want ;) show you around atlanta

>>66879211
all of them i imagine?

>>66879224
which one

Lifting at half 2 in the morning

What am I like

>>66879252
meant georgia as in where stalin's from la, thanks for the offer though x

Hey, Mr. Churchill comes over here
To say we're doing splendidly
But it's very cold out here in the snow,
Marching to win from the enemy
Oh I say it's tough, I have had enough
Can you stop the cavalry?

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business idea: get paid load of money for having big tits

>>66879224
the one with the higher or lower gdp?

>>66879270
a mong haha

>>66879270
A nerd
Get a life

>>66879179
>who is gary kasparov

bobby was the GOAT at the time though for sure

>>66879270
why don't you lift me up and down on your willy haha

and so this is christmas
and what will you do
another year over
lets all have a poo

>>66879296
dont know enough to argue desu. just saw on wiki it said Bobby is considered by many to be the greatest of all time.

>>66879171
>well "lads" and "ladettes" ive got the contingency plans in order - i shall have the 3.75 hour sleep, then allow myself an extra quarter hour to round it off at 4 hours exactly, giving me 15 minutes less to prepare for the big day ahead of me
how will i cope with the crushing fatigue? well, by drinking plenty of diuretic fluids and strategically pissing myself throughout the day whenever i get too tired to focus on anything but the pain
and oh my what pain therell be
a plethora, a myriad, a whopping great load of different flavours of agony - cramps, aches, twinges, possible fractures, dry eyes, runny noses, maybe even a severed jugular if im lucky
won't it be lovely? yes yes it will margaret that's the idea my love; now be a dear and fetch my bedpan; i crave a special kind of warmth for tonight's 4 hour rapid eye movement extravaganza (REME, because i am in fact a reem individual) and only you, margaret, and you florence, and YOU most of all mabel, sweetest of my sweet nectarines, can provide me with that which i most dearly desire

Brilliant post my friend

>>66879313
hahah LOL, epic post, im realy enjoying this post

>>66879273
scenery is great there

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>>66879256
even your best players are asian 2bh

>>66879353
hate gamers desu

>>66879292
>>66879295
>>66879300
Knew I shouldn't of told you cunts that

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Big Kev's Ducks are playing my Kings right now lads

It's the ol' SoCal Derby

>>66879338
the whole place looks stunning, not very expensive either. 213 quid for a return flight to tbilisi at the beginning of december.

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penpal sent me this

>>66878797
doggo wins

/brit/? more like shit

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>>66879315
chess nerds will say kasparov casuals will say bobby

i love bobby to death though, watch tons of docs on him

ultimately it will be irrelevant though since Magnus Carlsen (the current world #1) will take both their places as the undisputed goat

https://www.instagram.com/p/BMSbMWSAt3Z/

Ahh yes... yanks

>>66878797
town of salem?

if you need a shit at ease
just put your head between your knees
and give it a gentle squeeze
out it comes like lemon cheese

>>66879372
mates uncle used to play for the kings

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just drawn out the """basic""" diagram for a SS system

should deck the lecturer for taking the piss

>>66879418
The Great One?

>>66879405
join http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=39

>>66878652
>>66878968

>>66879420
is this computer engineering or electronic?

>>66879326
ahhhh superb post this
can have a wee now and retire in peace, enjoying my (now 3 hours exactly) sleep and taking out my pension as soon as is convenient to scrape up enough for a trip to hawaii to throw myself into a volcano

>>66879336
who cares what you think? YOU ARE NOT MY MOTHER

>>66879400
yeah thats why i looked up bobby desu was reading about magnus and was blown away

too bad he wont get the attention Bobby got I don't think, at least since the cold war played such a role in bringing publicity to chess

>>66879440
electronic

fischer was a self-hate jew

failed the old fast stream application lads

>>66879430
no

>>66879402
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BMSbMWSAt3Z/
mate why?

>>66879179
So chess players are obviously cognitive geniuses right, why do they utilize that in playing a board game

where's Cena?

>>66879460
what year of study you in lad?

>>66879463
why do you love lenin so much

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>be American
>cross the road
>get shot
>tip the policeman

>Go to the catalog
>Ctrl F "/brit/
>5 results
Not a fan of this fucking deconstructivist postmodern culture you have going on. It's gone too far. You can't even manage a general ffs

i wish some chick would come outta nowhere and squeeze my nuts really hard

>>66879447
what were you blown away by?

and have you watched any bobby fischer films/docs yet

bobby fischer vs the world is a good starting point, really comfy doc

Cant believe enough people give a shit about their guns that they literally decide their vote on that

fuck this stupid redneck country

i am a trotskyist, i hate lenin

>>66879480
4th year MEng but it's a 3rd year course

>>66879439
You're about 5'6 and probably a few stone lighter. I'm 6'2 with extremely long 84 inch reach arms meaning my muscle insertions are much longer. I train to fight, not to lift. I'm a mad cunt, you're a shite talking gimp. I've been in atleast 60 street fights in my life and I'm 4-0 up in amateur boxing at my local club. I would kill you no contest you little currynigger cunt.

>>66879460
>he doesn't study mechanical

lmao at your pathetic 'geering

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There's already a fight lads!

>>66879503
soton?

>>66879498
I guess how young magnus is, but I never even checked to see how young Fischer was when he started becoming world famous desu

but yeah ill check that out

>>66879487
my mom unironically tipped an ambulance driver once because she didn't know whether to or not so she just did

>>66879509
wish you were in front of me so that I could strangle you with my bare hands for saying something so utterly moronic

>>66879536
no

are you supposed to tip your hairdresser

>incest thread on /s/

why don't mind if i do haha

>>66879564
mine costs $18 so i just give him a $20 and don't ask for change back

>>66879500
yep, gun laws have been one of our biggest political issues for the longest time. and abortion too.


americans just care about stupid shit basically

>>66879564
>tipping
FOY

>>66879564
Tell 'em to keep the change if it's not a multiple of 5. Otherwise don't bother

>>66879564
yes

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>>66879479
Out and about

>>66879505
>You're about 5'6
You can't tell the height of a person on a photo. That's not even an adult size you lying cunt. Ah yes throwing statistics at me like the miserable nerd you are.
>I train to fight, not to lift.
Stopped reading at this poor excuse for being a skinny faggot.

>>66879505
Pull the needle out of your balls, while you still have them m80

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>anon get over here and let me drain your cum!

remember fatcam lads

>>66879619
o-ok

Porn is taking too long to download, lads.

>>66879629
rip

>>66879564
you're supposed to but I never do because they're of a lower class and are lucky i give them business at all

>>66879560
if you came around here mate I would smash you in a second, you'd be fucking decked in no time you scrawny little brainlet

>All these randy Yanks

>>66879603
Mate I know your short because I seen you post your height here when you where on one of your little rants about how you're such a hard lad

I'll literally be going into professional boxing if I win my next few fights, I show huge potential

Fuck off, I know for a fact I could knock you out and drag your smelly limp paki body into heavy traffic fucking midget

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that first sip of the day

>>66879652
>mech eng
>calling others a brainlet
state of you mate

need a short haired gf desu

my willy is really hard

reckon I could obliterate a yank, paddy and leaf all by myself 2bh

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If you want my honest assessment, what this general is lacking is more suicide-based humour, I came here with high hopes in terms of quality british content, being a fan of the late page "Antisocial lads with desire to get laid" and I have to say I am quite disappointed with the gimmicks you have going.

The porn downloaded, bye lads.

>>66879687
are you bent by any chance?

>>66879685
you'd be eating pavement in under a second in a scrap with me you utter cretinoid

>>66879658
>He WANTS the admiration of all 5 'Irish'-Americans who still care about boxing and haven't moved on to MMA

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>>66879679
same 2bh

>>66879685
nah i have a gun desu. would shoot you in your oversized foetal alcohol head

>>66879687
gay twat

>>66879687
I would tear your jaw asunder you smelly little paki bastard, stop posting here because this 'post modern depression British culture' you keep trying to analyse is non existent you fucking gimp

Fuck off then

https://twitter.com/stephaniekahan/status/793267588088291328

http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=39

wish a 10 outta 10 would pop outta nowhere and start jerkin' me silly

Alien and Bladerunner are such great films
love the aesthetics in both.

>>66879687
>>>reddit

I may post a video of me sparring here to silence the critics but I don't want you cretins seeing my face

Fast as lightning and strong as an ox

>>66879742
wish you were in front of me saying that so that I could knock your teeth in

>>66879675
I'm a mechanical engineer. You don't want to annoy me. You want to piss me off. Piss me off? I'm gonna take a swing at you with a heavy metal club. Annoy me? I will systematically find a way to eradicate you. I will build a genocide machine, just to hunt you down and kill you, your family, any luckless bastard who's like you. So, by all means, piss me off.

>>66879720
This is an exceptional quality post

don't forget your old shipmate

>>66879713
Well if he is on 4chan then he is probably older than 18.

Are Americans allowed to shoot people over the age of 18?

>>66879758
nah, you'll be working in a petrol garage filling up peoples tyres if you're even lucky enough to find a job

>>66879658
>I'll literally be going into professional boxing if I win my next few fights,
I have trained french boxing for 12 years. That's right I know how to use my feet to make your face meet the pavment in no time. I also have wordclass headbutts at the most random times that will send you in an out of body experience. Keep perfecting your "noble art" with your little friends but don't even dream of having a chance with me in a real fight.

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Doing a tearup

>>66879500
>>66879584
you do realize our 1st and 2nd amendments are the only things that make us "free" right?

date with Laura tonight

Two possibilities exist:

Either I am a NEET for the rest of my life, or I am not

Both are equally terrifying

>>66879789
she that chunky bird off tinder?

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top lads

the rapist is here

Warning to all brits. you better not mess with the irish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkqF1xS9UGQ

>>66879776
lmfao at you lad, I've had an internship last summer and I'm in for a second one next summer

t. second year mech eng

literally can't believe you even get to call yourself an engineer you radio hobbyist brainlet

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the gf at the races

>>66879784
>French boxing
>Spontanneus headbutts
I'm laughing at the state of you, that's something a bender would say. You try hit me with your leg and I'll fucking hit you with a flurry fast as lighting before you know what's happening. You're 5'6 and I'm 6'2 so good luck with your spontaneous headbutts you utter spastic. I could imagine it, me and you squaring up, you having to look up at me just to do so and then I just smack you right in the mouth and fucking swing and dodge and weave around you. I'm taller, I'm faster, I weigh more, im stronger and I have more experience.

I WOULD FUCKING HRUTALISE YOU YA PAKI CUNT

>>66879709
>>66879713
you'll be sucking blended burgers through a straw for the rest of your days when I'm done with you

me and my boys will be waiting at heathrow, tomorrow midday. screencapped for the utter humiliation coming your way when you bottle it

Ngl, got trashed on beer and am now wrecking myself on vodka and coke.

How do you graduate from a University drinking quota?

>>66879837
why would anyone consider this to be a good look?

literally a mental illness

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>>66879824
>bragging about internships
the state of you lad

>>66879807
yer
she basically told me she fucks on the first date

this thread is getting quite combative lads

*implodes this leaf with my brain waves*

>>66879858
you keep saying that like it means something you unemployable cretin

only a mongoloid would say such utter rubbish

>>66879856
think she's fit desu

>>66879850
You get a job that requires you to not be hungover or it drains your life force so you don't feel like drinking

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I entered the game of pricks
With knives in the back of me
Can't call you or on you no more
When they're attacking me

Every time people start roleplaying about getting into fights on here, the brits mentions having their boys with them.
Isn't that shameful? not being able to take the scrap one on one like a man

>>66879864
do what you must lad

just be careful she doesn't mistake your knob for a sausage haha

>>66879868
Fuck off Canada, making agreements with the EU. Who do you think you are?

>>66879892
Not roleplaying, you have a future professional boxer in your midst

Keep an eye out for a certain McDonough ;)

>>66879889
What did he mean by this?

>>66879883
>yfw when im to integent four you and i block the brainwaves, amplifying and focusing them into my bollocks instead

>>66879892
>not having friends
>getting yourself killed for no reason

done some lines today

2nd hard d of the week

what have I become?

>>66879762
shiplad?

>>66879884
that's literally the first time I said that you machamong

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>he's here

>>66879892
every american counts for 2 or maybe 3 men

>>66879888
Sounds hard. Is there someone I can copy from?

>>66879888
>so you don't feel like drinking

having no life force tends to make people want to drink more

>>66879934
>doesn't remember what he said
haha look at the state of you desu

think on

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>190 millimeters enters the thread

>>66879787
1st is important. 2nd isnt. Owning a weapon with the potential of killing massive amount of people shouldn't be a right

>>66879924
no, I like sea shanties and sea songs

>>66879946
If you find them let me know

>>66879951
Naw they just wanna sleep

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>>66879892
not a fight without getting the lads involved

>>66879963
like a car?

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*stands over you*

>>66879910
you a knacker?

guess that's a silly question since you're literate

>>66879892
ever see gangs of new york?

thats how they fight in britain

>>66879963
you're actually retarded

>>66879912
Not sure what the original meaning was but it has personal meaning to me

>>66879956
nice dodge you petrol sniffer

just been invited to a party
literally the first party I've been invited to this year

http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=39

I wanna get all the /brit/ lads together and have a brawl with some irish

>>66879992
Which is?

>>66879977
No but my mothers a settled traveller

>>66879500
Don't care much about guns, but those right to carry guys walking down highstreets with assault rifles are annoying mongs.

>>66879990
incredible argument

>>66879973
not a right

>>66880008
Can I be your +1?

would side with the english 2bh

http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=39

http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=39

http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=39

>>66880012
What if you're half Irish?

>>66880016
smfh

business idea: buy sex cheap toys from china and sell them at stupidly high prices in the UK

>>66880025
haha sorry mate, event says no +1s
*doesn't check event*

>>66879983
never seen it

>>66880019
you'll understand as you get older

>>66880015
>I entered the game of pricks

I started actually talking to girls and trying to pick them up on nights out.

>with knives in the back of me

I had no choice, it was enter the game or be alone forever. The exact moment at which it happened, my mates were standing behind me and it literally felt like knives were pushing me into it.

>cant call you or on you no more

I met a girl who was literally perfect but deleted her number because she was too good and I didn't want to fuck myself up by getting a oneitis this early.

>when they're attacking me

The knives (social pressure) forced me to cut off contact with her and remain in the game of pricks.

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>>66878576
Any changes I should make to my homepage?
>inb4 leddit
I don't post there I just lurk

>>66880045
Hahahah fuck off

>>66879844
>You're 5'6 and I'm 6'2
I'm actually 5'9, just the right size for my forehead to brutally meet your teeth at the first sign of hostility on your part. That would cost you 20K£ of dental repair, miminum. You'd have to go to Hungary to get fake teeths for cheap, if you ever want to be employed again.

>>66880047
Wot, u mean Ann Summurs?

>>66880048
O-ok
H-have fun

Really want a gf lads.

listening to norwegian black metal

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straight friend just sent me this...

>>66880070
please don't hack me

>>66880069
This is the most autistic thing I have ever read, congrats.

>>66880066
really just two back to back incredible arguments.

I'd bet im with proof that I'm older than you. I bet you post on /pol/ as well

>>66879993
god you are fucking stupid mate, don't chat to me any more I'm far to clever to have this conversation with a runt such as you

>>66880069
Kek, what a poof!

>>66880039
you can pick your side
important thing is we have a brawl

>>66880086
Good man.

>>66880088
ok, but only cause you got dubs baby

>>66880069
>putting this much thought into a shitty lo-fi song from the 90s

Howling

>>66880087

looks a little gay desu

>>66880019
i guess it's technically a privilege but there's no reason for it to be prohibited to normal, law abiding citizens
just have a gun license that includes training and a test like for driving

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>>66880070
>reddit
>r9k
>britfeel
>pol
>the donald

>>66880088
Ah thailad, I was waiting for you my man. Is alcohol still prohibited from being sold in bars?

>>66879892
you only bring the lads to match mate, one of theirs jumps in so does one of yours

actually ganging up to do anything but break it up if it's going well too far is for the kind of chavs that even other chavs look down on

>>66880091
making something that's already illegal even more illegal isn't going to magically solve gun crime problems. statistics are not in your favor. run along now you odious little tardigrade

>>66880112
nah get fucked.

>>66880109
lo-fi music is brilliant m8

especially rap and electronic

>>66880086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOOebk_dKFo

>>66880119
oh sweet I've never been fedoraposted before and I was more hoping for feedback on the design not the links

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>making something that's already illegal even more illegal isn't going to magically solve gun crime problems. statistics are not in your favor. run along now you odious little tardigrade

>>66880073
Is that all you can do ya fucking shirt lifting cunt? Dance around like a fairy and throw your fat head wildly at people. Lad I fuckkng guarantee you wouldn't stand a chance. There was an Algerian cocky prick in my secondary whom I knocked out as a young gasson. Same type as you, short and stocky and a cocky little snakey fuck, went by the surname Latifi.

Every time you post you prove yourself to be a sheltered little middle class wanker? Teeth repair? Who gives a shite ya fucking fairy you'd get knocked down by me with a dig and I'd mount your limp body and beat that ugly balding head into a bloody pulp.

>>66880130
you could kill or at least maim a lot of people very quickly with a car but you don't see people in arms against car ownership

>>66880122
how friendly is morocco to americans?
a uni im thinking of applying to has a program that sends students there

>>66880122
Until the 14th I think

>>66880070
What a car crash of a life

hardman posting is one of the most underrated /brit/ gimmicks

>>66880157
yeah that's fair enough

Post good racist music, lads

lads does anyone know the name of this song

got it stuck in my head

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yvYxt9zinf

such a vibey tune

n

>>66880181
>>66880181
>>66880181

Lads

Who's your fave Irish poster

Ignore the traveller looking for scraps

>>66880163
Would turn your jaw into fucking fairydust in a heartbeat if you referred to me as a hardman in real life son

>>66880126
Literally never made the argument that we should ban guns. We've made our bed, now we have to sleep in it.

My original argument stems from the fact that thousands of voters literally decide on a president because they are worried about their guns.That's the main thing going into their head on their vote. I called them retarded

>>66880150
why does that have to do with assault weapons

their only purporse is to mass harm, not hunt or be used as a vehicle

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>>66880187
3" willy lad

>>66880171
nice accent :) (femanon btw)

>>66880196
you really are retarded

>>66880147

Just fuck already, clearly that is where this is going.