Why are Europeans so obsessed with us

australia = usa lite

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>>66870461
Why is Australia so obsessed?

>>66870461
We're planning to integrate you in the eu

>>66870461
Because you make a lot of fuss

>>66870461
Actually that Australian singer had the best song last time

>>66877462
I forgot the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ymFX91HwM0

When will we join Europe-kun

>>66877536
jej

>>66877536
>chinkstralia

We (SBS) hassled the EBU to let us in on it.

Europe doesn't want us because we don't understand the point of Eurovision.

>>66870461
We won't participate again like in every year since 2012. You can keep our place, Australia.

>>66877624
>we don't understand the point of Eurovision
there is no point of this kitsch parade

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>>66877769
http://esctoday.com/137446/slovakia-rtvs-will-not-participate-in-eurovision-2017

>>66877890
>confirmed countries that have selected their song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qf0puHJ-KM

>>66872346
Australia is in asia though, aussies literally dont stand to gain anything from inferiors.

>>66871992
This. It's the only Anglo country I would ever consider moving to.

>>66878179
Kek. I've read some speculation from foreign press that we're boycotting Eurovision because it promotes LGBT agenda.

Does this mean that Australia is officially a European country now?

>>66870461
>plz yurop let us participate in gayvision

>>66878551
>slobigotia

>>66878620
It's rubbish though. Our public broadcaster just doesn't have enough money for it and public is disinterested because our performers have always flopped when we tried. Sour grapes.

>>66878246
>Australia is in asia

>>66878593
hello my european brother

I feel extremely european today

>>66877890
> Russia is coming to Ukraine for 2017 Eurovision

Mayby i'll watch anyway.

>>66878713
We beat the Koreans at the Asian Cup last year, surprised the entire continent hasn't killed themselves after such an embarrassing humilitation desu

>>66878814
I wonder how can countries like Moldova or Montenegro afford it but we can't.

>>66878593
Salutations my euro friend.

>>66870461
Australia got into Eurovision because so many Australian watch it

>>66879003
Of course europeans watch european shows, what's your point?

>>66878931
Be happy you country dont waster millions of euro on stupid shit like this. But:

> Slovakkia
> Poor

All my friends studying there says it's not that poor. They say Berlin is shitter then the majority of Slovakkia.

>>66879052
> Of course europeans watch european shows, what's your point?

What type of shows from Europe do you guys whatch on Australia television? The only european shows we watch are British and some Danish/swedish scandic noir series.

>>66879177
>The only european shows we watch are British and some Danish/swedish scandic noir series.
I've also watched european programs such as Skippy and Home and Alone.

>>66879280
or I guess it's named Home & Away lel

>>66879307
Margot Robbie was in Home and Alon- Away. ;)
>>66879177
There are a few shows on SBS, there was a Norweigan show about sex and young adults, and an android show that was swedish or norweigan. A few german shows too.

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>>66879307
Also this hot girl, she was in a kids show and i knew she'd be my future wife then.

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>>66877462
>>66877536
Didn't watch this, did we actually unironically send a chink? Seriously this fuckin country