ITT We balkanized the united states

*North America

fucking shit

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>>66870181
>pic related is your template

I don't think so, fuccboi.

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Fuck your template

>>66871511
This, Alaska and Yukon are rightful Cascadian clay.

>>66871511
Your capitals are too relevant for American tradition.

>Cascadia - Olympia or Victoria
>New Siberia - Iqaluit
>Canada - Ottawa
>United States - Pierre
>Quebec - Quebec City
>New Ireland - Albany
>Sovereign States - Richmond
>California - Sacramento
>Texas - Austin
>Louisiana-Florida - Biloxi
>Hawaii - Honolulu

>>66871511
>not with Texas
FUGG OFF YANK

>>66871301
It's spelled Pittsburgh.

>>66871511
>Frenchies
>In Florida
No.

>>66871301
>interstate 22
>goes north and south
triggered

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>>66870181

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>tfw never included in Canada in any of these maps

>>66872153
>Pierre
Don't get too carried away now, maybe Des Moines

Biloxi seems really on the nose for some reason though.

>>66876379
Probably because it's right in between New Orleans and Tallahassee

>>66871511
>Louisiana-Florida
>New Ireland
Seriously fucking bitch

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>>66876709

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>>66870181
>balkanize
we should united it. UNDER A NEW FLAG!

>>66877857
That flag sucks

>>66877947
so does your dad

>>66877993
Fuck off spic

>>66878080
THAT'S WHAT YOUR MOM SAID!

WHILE I WAS DOING HER!

BABOOOM!

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>>66871301
You misspelled "Lakota"
>Capital is Sioux Falls
Disgusting
>Official languages: Lakota
DisGUSTing
>No express-route
I guess I-90 doesn't exist?
>Not uniting the Dakotas
Literal shit

Off yourself

>>66871511
Jesus christ, what a horrible map.

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>>66870181

I made this in Victoria 2 once.

>>66878282
no you didn't

the regions cant be divided in a way to make texas like that.

>>66878282
1/10
Horrible.

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This is the correct answer

>>66878419
That is the very wrong answer

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>>66878419
>i now live in Canada

>>66878419
"no"

>>66878419
Disgusting.

>>66878419
The best

>>66878419
this is what autism looks like if you condensed it into a .png file

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>>66878419
Never.

>>66879001
First good map.

>>66871301
>Deseret
>Capital isn't SLC

Absolutely abhorrent map.

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>>66878813
Someday...

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Correct

>>66878413
You can modify province shapes if you're modding though

>>66879099
>took away all the shit parts of california

thank god, you can keep them.

>>66871511
If any place is New Ireland it's Newfoundland you dumb spic

>>66879001

Change "Deseret" to "Holy Mormon Empire" and you're good

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>>66880136
Glad we could come to an agreement mexico.

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>>66878419
Actually it's this tbqh

>>66871301
Could anyone teach me how to make an autistic fancy map like that?
I can make maps using a template and paintbucket, but making your own borders looks tricky.

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Thoughts on God's map of North America?

>>66881434
>stuck with Toronto
>stuck with Detroit

At least we have Montréal.

>>66880872
I guess use the pencil tool and have a shitton of time on your hands.

>>66881434
Eh, man's is better.

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>>66871301
>Deseret not containing the Arizona Strip and southern wyoming
REEEEEEEE GENTILE GET OUT

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The only logical prediction

>>66877947
At least it isnt satan stamped

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>>66879001
I like this one, if Centroamérica unite we will finally be noticed

To anyone not using natural borders - please kys

>>66883365
look at >>66881434
That map uses watersheds (drainage basins as borders)

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Here ya go.