Good evening! How has evening been in your country today?

>>66852310
Not great. I've got tons of gas and I can't release them.

>>66852310
Good. I foot fucked your mom till eyjafyallajokull.

>>66852411
Based Korea bringin' the heat.

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>>66852310

Fuck you Iceland give back fishing rights

>>66852452
Then OP needs to start acting like a man with sperm smelling groin and balls.

>>66852310
Holiday today so no work which is as always greatly appreciated

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Sex

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>>66853436
I think u lost this

>>66852549
piece , the Cod Wars.

Characters:
The British Empire - a population of about 51 million people, a nuclear state.
Iceland - a population of about 300 thousand people, no army .
NATO - the alliance, which consist both Britain and Iceland.
Other countries - the Soviet Union, Germany, the USA and others.

Act first. 1958

Iceland. I need cod.
Other countries. You have 4 miles around your, uh, an mini island, and that currently catch there.
Iceland. I need more cod. (Iceland declares that now she belongs to the whole sea area of 12 miles around the island)
Other countries (chorus). I should say!
Iceland (gently). Cod, my Pretty Cod, sweet Cod my ...
Britannia. Listen to me...
Iceland (corrects). Listen, please
Britannia. Hey, you. I once caught a fish you have, and will catch. The hint is clear?
Iceland. I'll hit you.
Britain (shocked): What ?!
Iceland. I will hit you.
Britannia. I have a nuclear weapon.
Iceland. You will not get me.
Britannia. I have a fleet.
Iceland. Soon you will remember, how it was nice to talk about your fleet in real time.
Britannia. You have population less than my sailors in the Navy!
Iceland. Nothing. Cod will be fatter on English meat.
Britannia. Oh u ... (British fishermen continue to catch cod in Icelandic waters)
Iceland (thoughtfully). I'll hit you. (The Icelandic Coast Guard is surrounded by British ships and cuts them trawls)
Britain (choking tea with milk). You're fucking crazy! Stop, please
Iceland (happy voice). Oh, finally Britain says with Iceland with "please".
Britannia. I need the cod!
Iceland. No. Iceland and the Soviet Union needs cod. Hey, Union, do you want some fish?
USSR (from afar). Fish? Union wants to fish!
Britannia. Damn ... (Britain takes its fishermen and Iceland recognizes the right of the 12-mile zone)

Act II. 1972

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>>66853681

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>>66854425
No I am the one who fucks Russia you stay out

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>>66852310
melanholic

>>66852310

>still afternoon
>still at work
>still sober
>still on here

1 out of 4 things are good so I'll say it's shit.