/HOWLING at this fucking bender weeaboo runt/ edition
cara
the n
we all can dance tipsy
stay, with me, don't fall asleep too soon... the Angels can wait... for a moment.
*watches as master picks up a different runt and anally devastates it*
*bites self in anger for pissing on the master and causing him to pick a different runt*
>Louis Smith has been banned for two months after a video emerged in which he and fellow gymnast Luke Carson were seen appearing to mock Islam.
PC gone mad
i want to have sex with japanese schoolgirls
chance I may be smashing Laura's box in tomorrow lads
the game is rigged
INSHALLAH INSHALLAH INSHALLAH *FARTS*
>>66847615
*grabs you by your hair and forces you to anally devastate the runt i was going to town on as i go to fuck your runt mouth*
>>66847570
good post
>>66847615
>>66847660
What on earth is wrong with you two, honestly now
theme has finally fucked off
thank fuck for that
>OMG every girl is gonna be Harley Quinn for Halloween
shut the fuck up guys have been batman or superman for decades now
REALLY liked this webm lads
http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1477817176743.webm
you got to eat to keep your strength up
>>66847570
>23:36
>today
How the fuck?
>>66847680
you fucking badmouthing me, runt??
*knees you in the face*
>>66847618
they're so afraid of muslims haha
they literally dont know how to deal with them
need a neon demon gf
eating an apple lads
>>66847578
this 2bh
Should Poleaboo and Tim get a Pride of Britain Award?
*watches as yet again another runt is chosen*
*feels left out*
>>66847693
fat boy
hope she's a dirty bint and likes getting spat on
>>66847692
fucking BANTS
Just had to pin down the runt again lads.
>>66847692
>paki humour
>>66847692
broken britain
>>66847731
>>66847642
can you put a trip on ta
>going on a date tomorrow
>don't want casual sex
>don't want a gf
What the fuck am I doing?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1477484535663.webm
me and the gf, rate
this runt meme/gimmick is shit
>>66847769
nah mate
>>66847771
in the same boat lad
>decide to get fit
>eat load and bulk
>become huge
>get used to eating fuck loads of food
>eventually it becomes to much effort to control diet
>get fat
story of every musclehead lad 2bh
>>66847779
does that webm have sound because I muted my pc before I opened it
>>66847771
state of you 2bh
find a girl that you actually like you mong
>>66847806
same
>>66847718
respect has to be earned sweet, just like money
*BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRPPPP*
>>66847786
this. even testicle crushing is funnier and it's not funny at all desu
dity, filthy runtseses....
earrings was so big couldnt even see my damn face
>>66847864
thank you
finally someone around here who speaks sense
>>66847786
Feel right into my trap runt pawn
>>66847864
>bitching because gimmicks eventually go stale
water's wet
>>66847797
not me lad. good excuse for you to stay a skinny little mong though
i'll have 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda
>>66847910
hate the water's wet gimmick desu
where do I adopt a runt?
Anyone else have a permenantly butthurt housemate?
>>66847911
not yet, you're at the bit where you're still able to keep your diet under control.
>good excuse for you to stay a skinny little mong though
I like being skinny, it's a good look and clothes are designed with me in mind.
>people with no knowledge of music, film, and literature outside of the most mainstream of mainstream products
what do these people do all day?
fuck the tories
>>66847964
Maybe you should tidy
>>66847753
>>66847760
this is actually funny
probably why neither of you have friends
ballbusting
runtposting
*walks towards you*
good gimmiqués
>>66847980
been ripped for about 10 years, reckon i'll be fine you skinny little mong
>>66847964
what a passive aggressive cunt
>>66847981
I study 2bh
but I guess because there's so much stuff in the mainstream there's always something for them to do
>>66847964
clean after yourself ye bloody maniac
swear everybody's out their fucking minds in here
>>66848005
>walk
>>66847991
It is tidy, she is mad because we left a little bit of weed, and a few cans on the table
>>66847993
it was a joke you spastic
>>66848019
id love to try your chin you little runt
>>66848033
>she is mad because we left a little bit of weed
neck yourself cretin
>>66847981
play video games
>>66848033
>It is tidy
>we left a little bit of weed, and a few cans on the table
hmm
>>66848019
get a hobby
would love to kick the fuck out of the german poster
>>66848033
>having to live with grim little degenerate stoner pricks who constitute being asked to clean up after themselves as "butthurt"
poor girl
everybody on this general is off the rocker
Ha
>>66848072
got one cheers, i play in a band
>>66847993
And it's why you're a paki.
>>66848067
I do that too though
>>66848073
go on then
i'll break your spine potato eating dwarf
>>66848121
some video games are cool
just don't play too much of them
>>66848124
I guarantee you're a skinny armed lanky string of piss
Hopping on the flight to Brazil
If all goes to plan within 24 hours my balls will be the size of chickpeas
>>66848154
post your stats then squidget
lads im restless and want to do too many things at once
what do
>>66848064
>>66848070
>>66848089
Since when was /brit/ full of /pol/ autists?
>>66848195
flip a coin
don't try to multitask
>>66848019
Good lad
>>66848210
since always you clown
/int/ and /pol/ have probably the biggest overlap of users
>>66848210
autists, that's a good one
>>66848210
you are one of those /pol/ autists
>>66848102
>England
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66848105
fair
you're better than the vast majority of /fit/ twats though, so my point still stands.
crazy how the only relevant american culture is rap
we did it reddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBhFlAhBFyc
>>66848301
silly post
american culture dominates
>>66848312
sad!
>>66848301
>>66848312
>>66848313
>>66848324
my least favourite posters
>>66848324
I am talking about artistic culture, not jeans and fast food
>>66848312
>women
>>66848359
Can you elaborate
>>66848388
He can give you the menu of said fast food
>>66848359
Every young Euro speaks like a yank, watches yank tv and listens to yank music
And that lads, is how you play the game
>>66848312
runt life
unsure if all the drinking they do in movies is true to form or jewish tricks
ya just dont know anymore
>>66848102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ1tiTV-Ez4
haha watch this video
fucking coal burners get whats coming
>>66848446
will have to try this later
>>66848446
mong life
>>66848388
the only real artistic movement that was groundbreaking to the rest of the world and which came from america is rap music
every other artistic stream coming from america isn't groundbreaking enough or takes inspiration from other countries
only rap comes straight from the american soil, from the bowels of america
Going to fly over to Manchester on rememberance Sunday and beat thenhead off every poppy wearing scumbag I see
Howling at you runts who kept joking about people referring to refugees as doctors and teachers
What now?
>>66848446
post response
>>66848512
going to shoot your plane down so it lands on poleaboos house
>So Anon, I heard you hate Sweden, is this true?
>>66848518
That letter is signed by a fence - you expect me to believe it's real?
>>66848518
t. fence
>>66848487
Nigs doing a good job adapting to Irish culture I see.
see me out here like I am a little traumatized
does exist in london a place where i can have decent pizza?
>>66848523
>>66848507
I'm convinced
>>66848654
mcdonald's
>>66848654
voodoo ray's is goat
>>66848668
keep us posted
>>66848668
doesn't look like it worked
>>66848668
good lad
>>66848615
when that video came out all the comments where like "oh... you never mentioned a black husband..."
>>66848696
you need to go to specsavers mate
>>66848668
which one are you?
>>66848727
The runt
>>66848487
lol I have 0 sympathy for that whore
absolutely 0
her whini9ng is sweet misery to me.
Iff I could only taste her tears
someone should invent a virtual on-line tear tasters
is it me or are decent coats just not on sale any more?
they're all fucking hoodies, jumpers or like something a girl would wear
>>66848717
she doesn't seem keen at all lad
>lol I have 0 sympathy for that whore
>absolutely 0
>her whini9ng is sweet misery to me.
>Iff I could only taste her tears
>someone should invent a virtual on-line tear tasters
>>66848785
Brenny was wearing a dapper jacket at the Aberdeen game on Saturday
>>66848785
It's just you
rip L'A Capone
rip Capo
it sure is odd that rorkist parties (ukip, FN, DF, AfD, trump) all over the west all seem to be very positive towards putin
I mean what a coincidence right
I wish you wouldn't post that shit in the skype group
I'm not kidding
>>66848785
I saw an ad on london underground for some jackets
had a total bender doing all kinds of camp poses and hand gestures while wearing colourful jackets
thought to myself "the state of ads these days"
>>66848874
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66848874
The state of you
>>66848874
ask if she's a virgin, and say you only want to date a virgin because you're saving yourself for marriage
t'mug o beans like
>Three Somali men jailed over sex abuse ring in Bristol
Nice
>>66848874
told you it didn't work
reckon you're the one who needs to visit specsavers lad
got the photos from my first modelling job put up on the underground lads
they let me keep the jackets as well
Why is /brit/ so mean lads? I thought we were all mates here ;_;
>>66848906
alri karl
any monkey news?
>>66848978
*taps you on the shoulder*
*walks past you on the opposite side as you turn around*
alright lads
>>66848940
>Somali
i think you mean native bristolians
>>66848986
got the wrong lad, mate
ease on the 'ohol you daft alccy
>>66848931
If this doesn't get her sweaty downstairs, I don't know what will
>>66848704
Nah lad, I remember the comments all saying that she was brave and that her kids were beautiful.
>>66848785
>every coat has a stupid furry bit round the hood
>>66849013
whhhheeyyyyy
>>66848487
she is qt and flushed her dna down the toilet
>>66848978
They deny Scottish superiority.
>You have spent £ 5.22 on Internet since 01/11/2016
no idea how I managed to do this hahaha
>>66849080
internet is the new TV license
m8
>>66849038
why do you think comments are blocked on the video?
>>66848446
if you want them to reply, give them something to reply to in the first place, not "hey" ffs
state of me 2bh
abysmal
>>66849133
Because /pol/ found it.
>>66849120
I'm unsure what is going on here.
>"I have crippling depression/anxiety :("
haha alright sure you do love
>halloween theme is over
ahhh that's better
back to tomorrow
>>66848785
you're going to the wrong shops
Got a sick coat for £270 only a few weeks ago
>>66849120
you got a decent convo going mate
>>66849120
what the actual fuck are you doing lmao
>>66849120
Going surprisingly well, I wonder how you will tell your children about how you first met.
>>66849206
Lad is holding a girl hostage by threatening to kill himself when she takes too long to reply
>>66849219
sick means horrible?
correct?
pretty sick of you to brag about getting a shit deal
>>66849271
mong
>>66849283
stop being so sick
just stop it
>>66849271
>£270 for a very well made coat
>shit deal
Was literally down from over £400, poor Pavel
>>66849280
>>66847980
good post, literally the reason I'm not a /fit/izen
gotta go to my therapist in 90 minutes laddies
gotta go to the rapist in 90 minutes laddies
>>66849344
what do you weigh?
>>66849346
tell him to help stop being sick
>>66849120
>favorite
Is this really you or some yank's conversation you've got off the internet?
Disappointed nobody has said FOY desu
>>66849367
the chap is a fucking string of piss
If you pee in the shower you are the epidome of runt
>gf likes it when I cum her tits
>doesn't like it when I cum on her face
Make your mind up love, you're either a dirty bitch or you're not.
Ay lads, I was drunk and half asleep on the couch in a house party, I overheard my best mate agreeing with a marxist feminist about political issues, he was blatantly trying to get in her pussy as he's actually right wing as fuck.
What do lads?
>the 190kg master runt thinks my post is good
this is the moment I realised what a runt poster I am
sorry lads, I didn't know
>>66848105
>i play in a band
uberunt
>>66849405
>couch
FOY
>>66849396
is it ok if i shite in the shower though? then i press it down the drain with my heel
>>66849367
doxxable info la'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQshTiR4PAU
choon la's
>>66849405
nothing
lad just wanted the ol in and out
>>66849405
Let him.
>>66849396
i've started doing this lately for my morning piss
just stand in the shower nice and warm while i let loose
>>66849427
if you shit in the shower and feel no shame afterwards
it means you have pure germanic blood in you
>>66849405
Taqiyya
>>66849405
do the same as him
>>66849427
We've all seen the reddit screencap you child
>>66849437
keep the camera steady rreeeEEEEEEEEEE
*gets sick all over you*
i'm home lads
>got bored of NEETdom
>got a job last week
>only worked here a few days and already want to neck myself
I'm stuck
microwaving some bacon
>>66849443
But she's black and has a very condescending feminist articulate voice.
>>66849479
I'm coming down from some gary's so my dick is as dead as a fucking dodo, I necked some bird who was dressed up like that girl from pulp fiction but her teeth were fucking yellow, Im tired as fuck. Do you reckon I fuck it up for him? Banter init?
>>66849512
should have worked harder in school
>>66849519
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>>66849528
Who cares just let him slay some puss.
I doubt it will go anywhere.
>>66849528
id warn my mate what hes getting into with the feminist but after that its on him if he wants to slay it, slay it
>>66849577
welcome back from your ban
please have another one
>will kill self
>>66849412
>slay
are we all in some american fraternity?
cat wants my lunch
>a semi-autobiographical novel
>>66849405
m8 I told the perfect girl I voted for Brexit and cocked it up
Now a card carrying Labour member when it comes to girls. You cannot fuck around with this shite anymore, women get too emotional
err lads I said I'm home
:(
>>66849637
give it to him or her you selfish twat
don't see the problem with having a partner that has heavily different opinions than you
at least you got stuff to talk about
>>66849537
I did work hard in school, I just hate having to deal with twats at work and the daily grind, it's soul crushing.
>>66849631
wonder what her fanny tastes like
>>66849668
shitty post
>>66849588
>>66849660
If she was a fit bird fair enough, but she's a black marxist woofter
I'm going to make it awkward, this is going to be tasty as fuck.
what do i say?
>>66849660
this happened to me 2bh
was on a date with this pescetarian, bisexual, feminist, communist yank girl (not even joking) and I said I don't really give a toss about brexit
could almost hear her vagina grind shut
>>66849699
No do not you spastic autist
>>66849699
shave his jugular
>>66849691
>can "save" someone simply by talking to him
>decides to fuck off
haha
>>66849691
told you
>>66849699
wanker
>>66849691
>>66849649
Are people really still memeing this shit?
I promise it's better than it sounds
>>66849746
imagine posing for this picture
must wonder what went wrong in your life
porn rots the brain
>>66849649
>love over the internet
Gimmicks I would really like to see return:
Pointless 'who fug'
That is all
>>66849788
I swear you can turn this into something interesting. for how long have u been working on it and how much have you written yet?
>>66849826
kind of fucking name is Ewan (haha)
>>66849851
irish
Nice coat y/n
what do you reckon on my chances lads?
>>66849826
cringe (haha)
>Heseltine: I did not kill my mother's Alsatian
*picks you up by the hind legs and fucking swings you into the runt hound enclosure*
*listens with a hand to my ear and a smile on my face as you're torn to shreds by the dogs*
>you share brit with a bellend named Ewan
>>66849832
I've been writing it for about 6 months and I'm up to 30k words, aiming for about 60k. It's self aware, it isn't just the autist wish fulfilment it sounds like.
the jewish people
Are Lawrence
>>66849926
how would you define the prose
could u pastebin a short sample?
do your JOB janny or I'll grind more of your limbs into paste
All of the normies are eating together in the cafeteria and I'm sitting alone listening to pumped up kicks
What shall I stick in my personal statement?
Have no idea what to write
lost a new pack of smokes, $30 and my drivers license last night
gf
>>66849875
kek
oh shit
thoughts on brexit lads
>>66850053
don't really give a toss
>>66849995
fuck off you literal child
think that lad killed himself
>>66849950
Similar to DFW albeit obviously not as good, I don't wanna post on here because I'll just get memed
>>66850053
smug and pleased
I vote purely because /pol/ and memes
>>66850031
4/10
>Would probably still bang though
>>66849954
lmao found the rapist yet?
>>66850053
prefer not to say
>>66850082
>Similar to DFW
>>66850007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CASGNmf0Pec
>>66850138
bit rude
http://www.medicaldaily.com/obese-people-have-extremely-low-chance-recovering-normal-body-weight-study-343534
>obese people don't recover
fancy that lads, once a fatty always a fatty
test
that said i am well pleased because i thought it would be a normie dubstep trap night and they ended playing a good deal of dnb
I should just get it over with and kill myself 2bh
>>66849760
>>66849735
Looks like she was just using him as an emotional blanket
Well done you cucks, if I wouldn't of seen what the fuss was about he'd be getting majorly cucked, she was even talking to him about her boyfriend.
PA THETIC
>>66850072
me on the right
>>66850126
me on the left
>>66850177
me on the left (husbando on the right)
>>66850221
me on the right
every time
every time I see something about brexit and how it will ruin everything, cause people to lose their jobs, make everything more expensive
I think to myself and ask
"why did you vote to leave?"
And I'll say
"memes"
>>66850173
you'll regret your suicidal tendencies
> people who say "bias" when they mean "biased"
EE
EEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRR
>>66850233
>>66850249
me on the left
>>66850233
it was worth it
recommend cigarettes please
>>66850288
I recommend cigarettes
>>66850233
>think to yourself
>say something in response
haha bet you look proper mental
>>66850288
try some cigarettes
>>66850288
Marlboro red
>>66849869
answer pls
>>66850288
baccy and a rolling machine you pleb
>>66850288
marb gold is the best straight.
golden virginia is the best rollies
there are likely to be better fedora brands though.
>>66850348
I automatically filter out and look down on people with this kind of extra ordinary optimistic attitude. My narcissism and ego are out of control. People look like human trash wearing clothing to me.
High maintenance females are filtered out like inanimate objects.
>>66850288
camel
>rolling your own
>>66850384
hat
>>66850221
>2009 tattooed in roman numerals
>not knowing that the Romans only ever tattooed slaves (except for a few years in the later empire where a few legionaries tattooed themselves with their Legion insignia)
>she has literally branded herself as a slave to the porn industry by tattooing the year she signed on to getting dicked on camera
Also look at how poorly it's been done.
the absolute state of humanity tbqh with you lads
i'll be ur lifeline tonite
i wont let go
>>66850370
>rolling machine
you are the pleb
>>66850426
I am not fat, I don't tip fedora. I believe in God and try to help and serve other people when possible. I have undying hate for ideological idiots who think the world is full of happiness and opportunity. The world is a dark and damp place full of selfish people who only want to hurt you.
>>66849869
would look like shit on most people
LADS FUCKING UPDATE:
A girl I've thought as cute for the last year has sat near me in the library, she dropped her things and made a big noise so I smiled at her and she smiled back
oh fuck she likes me.
>>66850438
shut up nerd
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
baited
well done dogo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-ibOH5Ru48
@66850465
ah yes, I'm sure you will fuck her for a good 2 hours
who the fuck let Brazil in here....
This is /brit not /shit/ gtfo outta here you little bitch
>>66850365
>>66850382
not overly fussed bout marlboros meself
>>66850513
whys she pooing out of her flower
>>66847692
haha top bants
*tags chaz and deano*
*dancewalks towards you*
>>66850466
Such a shame based Julius isn't here to continue the genocide he started over 2 millennia ago on you and your inferior people.
>>66848668
>>66848446
What an inspiration
>>66850288
American Spirits
he's here
HE COMES
the free man
I feel like someone is watching me
get FUCKED kpop nonces
thread's in a really dire state today
HE'S HERE
need another kpop edition
get on it matty