/brit/

might grab a fag

>>66843710
a bit gay that

>>66843710
havent had one since saturday
not been too bothered about it neither

date with the chubby gyal tomorrow
not really looking forward to it tbqh

>>66843752
Good lad

>>66843764
Might be better to bail out lad, bad dates with girls you like are awful enough. A bad date with a girl you don't like sounds ghastly.

Also, she might be a lot fatter irl.

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My city is only something like the 30th biggest city in the uk and it still has a higher GDP then Lithuania

>>66843827
nah not gonna bail I'm not a dog
she wants to do a gallery ting but I just want to fuck her mouth

>>66843853
Well, you're a better man than I.

>>66843827
theyre only 3-5 euros for a pack here compared to £5-10 in the uk so its just a matter of time tho

>>66843877
she seems fun tbqh I just don't want to do such a formal date
will not be happy if we don't fuck

>>66843881
damn

I'm paying £10/pack for marlboro reds

probably going to quit soon though

Lads is it normal for the command prompt box to flash on the screen for half a second and then disappear again, or have the feds managed to get hold of my PC?

what's the most versatile biscuit lads

>>66843932
yeah, it's fairly normal

>have the feds managed to get hold of my PC?
they always had hold of it

>>66843949
digestive

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>>66843909

>not buying 20 for £2 from the local gypsy tab dealer

Boy am i laughing

>>66843977
how do I find the gypsy tab dealer?

>>66843909
ye theyre about 5 euro something here if i remember right

might do a wank

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>>66844000

You grow up on a council estate where everyone is on the fiddle and knows each other, not really worth the pay off desu

>>66844071
scrunt

Business idea: work as a taxi driver/ delivery driver and live in my car

>>66843970
chocolate yeah?

>>66844071
I grew up in council housing mate

no one let me in on the fiddle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14-9Yg0vEtg

imagine being a gypsy lads

at least I'm getting texts again

>The queen of /int/ is a gay jew

top lmao

>>66844101
nah

>>66844142
>The queen of /int/
/r/eddit

she thinks I'm catfishing her

got a good gimmick but im not going to share it

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>>66844167
It's true

>>66844187
good luck lad, you're going to need it

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California is going red this year lads
I can feel it

>>66843871
What was it you did to get suspended?

There was a paki at my place who stalked someone i knew, and followed her on a train all the way to her house whilst also constantly following her around campus.

>>66844216
hoping it means she thinks I'm too attractive for her and she lets me put my willy in her

think this lad is catfishing me lads

>>66844199
shes a rotter man
really dont understand the obsession with her

>>66844221
From lack of water, you mean

beer shits are very cathartic

>>66844226
>he doesn't know about poleaboo
don't humour it you newrunt

>>66844206
Haha

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You guys are so lucky that your country is blessed with magic of all K-ons. We only have Mugi magic.

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reminder that drumpftards are all racists and bigots

Fuck's sake lads, bit cold this morning, wish the mother would put the heating on. Admittedly I am walking around in a t-shirt and shorts, but that's no excuse for her to be so stingy desu.

>>66844236
I think it's easier to get lucky when you're about the same attractiveness otherwise they can start to think you're going to just fuck and chuck

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>>66844287
desu

>>66844318
that's sort of my plan tbqh

*unsheathes katana*
*holds it to one side*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*runs directly through /brit/*

who else /nofap/ november here?

>>66844291
imagine having your pepe broadcast on the telly

>>66844359
nah

that's not me

>>66844359
not me i had a massive wank this mornin

>>66844359
no but I'm /noshave/ movember

>>66844265
>calls someone newrunt
>not a flagposter
Kek. I just dont obsess over poleaboo like you fucks do.

>>66844297
You fucked up there. At least you weren't arrested

>>66844399
>flagposter
literally /r/eddit

making my way downtown

>>66844372
Describe it

shocked and appalled that none of you have killed poleaboo yet

dreamt i had a gf. even pinched myself in the dream. woke up shortly after with a full bladder. the clue it wasn't real should have been the fact i was back at school but it seemed so real man

>>66844439
>reddit is an insult
fuck off newfags

>he's talking to it

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post your alt right gf

>walking through birmingham city centre
>see a handwritten note with 'PRAISE KEK' sprawled over it posted over a 'FREE EDUCATION FOR ALL' Labour party sticker

cringed at everything

>>66844469
Have the police ever actually confirmed you're no longer being investigated?

>>66844469
kill yourself

>it's talking to itself
report and ignore, boys

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Mate and his gf trying to hook me up with a coalburner.

>>66844590
That's nice of them, it's about time you got rid of all that coal

>>66844605
hah

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JUST

the old gf
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1477998453014.webm

>>66844650
All the reasons to REMAIN in the EU.

Mate and her bf trying to hook me up with a fat pasty neckbearded acne ridden virgin

>>66844643
>Also, I'm trying to get my seized possessions back from the police right now and apparently they haven't been marked for release...

You going to jail

Kill yourself before they can take you in

>>66844359
I've wanked about 4 times today
Started with the jew posting fucking machines, all went downhill from there

>>66844650
genuinely don't care

I didn't vote out for the bankers to get more bonuses

was getting a sausage roll today lads
saw a cute girl at the bus top
did a geez at her arse
fat shit stain on her trackies right between her cheeks
dire

smoking a chip while doing a poo is the best thing

>>66844685
the jew's a funny chap, wouldn't mind having a drink with him

>>66844469
>lost a year of my life
afaik you don't do anything though, how would bail impact shitposting on /brit/ and being a leech to society?

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>>66844690
THAT'S NOT WHAT OUR CURRENCY CRASHING MEANS YOU UTTER UTTER IDIOT

You know what it does mean? HYPERINFLATION AND PRICE HIKES.

>>66844745
So? You're not poor, are you?

>>66844745
>he can't afford to pay 20p more for his wotsits

>>66844763
I will be though.

We'll ALL be, pretty much.

>not using nootropics
l-theanine + DMAE + Rhodiala + EPA = literally real life limitless

>>66844774
>he can
FOB

>>66844778
lmao at the state of you

whinging like a fucking fairy

100% of pakipoo's job interviews, IF he finishes uni:

>why does your CV say you went to university, then there's a year's gap, then you went back?
>"I was arrested for being a sex offender"
>...thank you for your time, Ms Hussein.
>(later, to a colleague) she's a fucking bloke in a dress, no wonder...

>>66844774
all that lost money adds up and ends up being a lot more than you would expect though

Just did a nap in work and got a boner

donald trump can't read

>>66844740
He has incredibly good taste in fucking machine girls

>>66844643
How long have the police had your devices poleaboo? One of my family members is in a spot of bother with the police and we've had about 20 different devices seized, and I'm wondering when we'll get them back. Most of my devices were given the all-clear, but for some reason they decided to take a USB stick containing photos/videos of when I went paragliding this summer - I'd quite like it back so that I can reminisce desu.

>>66844766
just so you know if you are still being investigated the nhs wont touch you for trans stuff. Its illegal to undergo a sex change if you have outstanding court stuff because its seen as someone trying to change to escape punitive consequences

Just caught a workmate sleeping on the job and he looks well awkward now haha like shuffling in his seat and that

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>tfw magnet for daddy issues

Not sure how to feel about this one lads.

>>66844813
Doesn't have to disclose t

can start gettin ready for christmas now

>>66844874
same lad
its a proper turn on

>>66844874
I'll tell you how I feel about it... don't care

>>66844837
not really the current account balance is around £100bn so even if import costs rose by 200% we'd still have a relatively small impact on the UK economy

>>66844745
Stop saying the word "hyperinflation" like that's even a possibility

That only happens to turd world countries in the modern day. The UK will still have concrete services with value attached to them in the future.

>>66844774
>>66844837
Wotsits are like what, 60p?

A 20p rise means 33% rise in price. Imagine if your total food bill was 33% higher. As was your rent. As was your utilities. Etc.

>>66844861
Was it cp

>>66844877
what breed of dog do you have on Christmas?

>>66844884
Might embrace it ngl.

>>66844894
I mean for the small people
it's going to heem their wallet

bought a new router
same shite reception as my previous cheapo one, shekels badly spent
howling@state of my life

>>66844905
mostly chihuahuas

only type of dog you see round here

>>66844896
And if the banks leave?

Because if they go, all our pretty little services go with them. We'll literally have nothing.

>>66844901
but that's complete bullshit

you clearly don't understand the relationship between currency value, imports, exports and the prices of UK goods.

The vast majority of UK goods and services are produced locally and wouldn't be significantly touched by the GBP value.

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>>66844905
>>66844936
>In Hong Kong, a dog isn't for life, it's just for Christmas dinner

>>66844931
If shekels were the currency here I wouldn't be able to take them seriously.

>>66844715
kill yourself already you disgusting slug

>>66844948
>The vast majority of UK goods and services are produced locally and wouldn't be significantly touched by the GBP value.

Except it just so happens that food IS one of the things that is massively imported.

>>66844938
>And if the banks leave?
they won't

>all our pretty little services go with them
what, this makes no sense

>>66844919
not so much, most of their bills are still on UK produced articles such as rent and energy.

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Any new memes lads?

>>66844979
>he doesn't have an allotment
starving townies

Imagine you recorded girls peeing in uni

>>66844979
Yeah from Ireland, we have a special trade agreement with them outside the EU anyway, calm down

>>66844979
so? it's a very small part of consumer spending

one little bit gets more expensive and we suddenly have hyperinflation?

>>66844938
Still won't suffer from hyperinflation. The UK is still a highly educated country with tangible skills.
Even inflation isn't the issue it used to be, a lot of economies are actually struggling with low inflation right now.

>>66844947
They don't care why you selfmed. they just want you to stop/take over control of it so you dont kill yourself.
also dont spergout next time you see the gp otherwise youll never get referred

>>66845004
friend tried to lure me into sharing an allotment with people from his neighbourhood and stuff
thinking back on it I should have paid the small fee to get my own small space to grow something

>>66845040
4/10 meme ngl lad.

>>66845002
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1477781034824.webm

>>66844903
No comment.

>>66844947
When was it initially taken?

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>tfw to intelligent to post or create memes.

>>66845069
So dont reply then lol

>>66845057
8/10

>>66845082
But this is a meme

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>>66844989
>they won't

You are utterly delusional if you think that's the case.

>what, this makes no sense

Well clearly you're too thick to have noticed, but our entire economy is dependent on London being a major financial hub. The kind of major financial hub that Brexit will destroy.

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>>66845079
No slutposting please.

>>66845088
I've always felt compelled to reply to all of my (You)s desu, even if I have nothing to say. It's simple politeness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dZDdW7v4Q8

tune

having a mars bar left over from halloween haha

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>>66845121
>The Observer
Shan't be having any of that lark

>>66845017
Not from Ireland you dumb shit. From all over the EU.

Spain in particular, they grow huge amounts of our fruit and it's where other processed goods, like HP sauce, are made.

>>66845121
>You are utterly delusional if you think that's the case.
No, the majority of the UK banking industry is not dependent on trade with the EU. There is no reason for them to pull out and it would cost a lot to relocate to a different country from which they'd then conduct UK based operations. It's simply daft.

>our entire economy is dependent on London being a major financial hub
That's simply not true. You really don't know what you're talking about mate.

Starting a political party with the aim of making N.I. a sovereign and independent state in which neither R.O.I. or UK control it. It would be the new Rhodesia

>>66845189
thats a fit slut

>>66845019
No, we'll get it fairly gradually and then quite quickly.

>>66845202
Ahh yes, what ever will we do without pineapples and HP sauce, we'll LITERALLY starve

>>66845229
It would collapse instantly
t. Nordie

>>66845202
the UK is 76% self-sufficient in food production

https://www.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/515048/food-farming-stats-release-07apr16.pdf

trump argues in favour of russia in anything that concerns them
trump's campaign has been aided by leaks obtained by russian intelligence
trump is a russian puppet

>>66845202
So basically EU countries will stop making money off of us
Sounds like exactly what we wanted to happen

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>phone
>twitter
>the guardian
>the independent
>still babbles on about being triggered by brexit months after the vote
a living stereotype

>>66845233
>making shit up on the internet
why

>when you want to wear your new jacket but you wore it to your lectures yesterday and you don't want the fit womyn to think you don't shower.`

>>66845265
Would it fuck you dirty fenian cunt

bye bye skellies

RIP Halloween.

finally

>>66845378
You sure convinced me

>>66845363
Do you shower with your jacket on? I wear the same jacked for weeks at a time you autist, it's a jacket not a pair of boxers

Bet they won't do fuck all for Bonfire Night though

>>66845409
I'm only messing with yi lad it'd be a national disaster llf

>>66845429
hello virgin.

>>66845477
Ok

>>66845429
he's literally a virgin mate

I wouldn't worry about anything he has to say

>>66845448
bone fire because they used to put bones of all the dead folk and that on them, going way back now well long time ago

>>66845363
legitimately retarded

watching manuel ferrara stream on twitch

>>66845520
whats he doing?
give us a link

imagine being so insecure you have to let anonymous strangers know about your supposed good looks

think it's safe to assume you're not that good looking

Scored 127 on an official IQ test. Am I an genus nao?

>>66845520
yeah he plays video games now

>>66845543
Nah

>>66845543
IQ tests are a load bull. only stupid people care about them.

t. imperial college engineer

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>uneducated brexiters

>sub 130 IQ
when will they learn?

>>66845538
i got scored a 'maybe' by the school slag in upper sixth

>>66845569
t. plebeian runt

>>66845569
>t. imperial college engineer

I've openly posted that I've studied civil engineering at Imperial, are you trying to be me or are you really another engineer?

>>66845624
I'm actually another engineer (EEE). Unsurprising that there'd be another imperial lad here.

Usually only post at like 3am though

>>66845538
it's only because girls want chad thundercocks

if i was a girl i'd be having so much sex.

Can't wait until this drops, looks cool af!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9ZsaEkuM-c&feature=youtu.be&a=

what does 'runt' mean? does it mean something particular or you just use it as a common insult?

>>66845685
back in your cage runt

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>tfw too smart to do uni assignments

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FUCKING HELL LADS THE RUNTS HAVE BROKEN LOOSE

going to lecture now

cya virgins l8er

>>66845685
brits dont actually use it as an insult only /brit/ does

>not being smart enough to get recognised by the masonic lodge and entering The Brotherhood

>>66845735
I think you'll find otherwise.

>>66844339
Mio best K-ON です

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>>66843677
a thread for my favorite yuyu!

shouldnt have sniffed a literal gram line of DMAE what the fuck was I thinking

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>>66845716
>tfw too intelligent to read

Just got hold of a Moto G Plus. Tell me it was a mistake and what I should get instead

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>>66845767
very good post

the too intelligent meme got stale real quick

>>66845784
fit slag

>>66845812
it started ages ago on /sci/ actually

it's been stale for ages

why do you even come here

it's SHIT

>>66845867
it's from /fit/ you mongosaurus

>>66845867
never been on that board
too intelligent to be interested in science i guess

>>66845887
no it's not you mental cripple

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What is life like in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland?

(if you live on the coast of the Irish Sea but not in Northern Ireland please state that, those regions hold extra interest to me)

>>66845926
I live in North Yorkshire on the coast in a fishing town renowned for being the place where Count Dracula arrived in England.

>>66845926
it's alright I guess
brexiters yell at foreigners on trains now so I have to have my headphones slightly too loud
worried about tinnitus

>>66845968
whitby

bare mental to think that back in the day like you could just freely go from one cunt to another cunt and no one was gonna give you grief but now its all passport controls and visas.

not talking about the uk either talking about like in 1850s or something

texting the cute chubby gyal right now
she seems fairly enamored with me iah
but I thought that about the prostitute gyal and how'd that turn out hahahahaha

about to have the first cig and coffee of the day

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Am1gk8xHNR

my favorite one was the frenchman's saying "never been on that board, too intelligent to be interested in science i guess"

had a dream about that time I tried to rape my cat when I was 10

>>66846038
hope she's not a bloater lad

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>>66846010
BINGO!

>>66846062
nah she has body pics and has a cute face
like a little bit of thickness tbqh

>>66846054
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1477982661707.webm

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>>66846052
jesus that a frenchman? he's speaking with an american accent

>>66846003
>brexiters yell at foreigners on trains
mental

>>66846052
why are yanks always so hungry for attention?

>>66846160
don't hate the player, hate the (You) game

>his uncle got ABSOLUTELY RAVAGED by the IRA
howling

>>66846160
instagram generation
the only remaining yank role models are literally only famous for getting attention, so it's what they all strive for now

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https://www.youtube.com/user/randytaylor69/videos

will she ever come back, lads?

gf said she wants to try cuckolding lads, very worried desu.

>>66846195
This, just look at their fucking elections ffs, it's like post-ironic comedy has gone too far

>>66846213
>not ballbusting
drop her

>>66845968
Very neat, my town is famous for the British surrender 1781 lol

>>66846003
Are they yelling at you or foreigners near you? Either way it does sound unpleasant

>>66846213
break up with her

>>66846213
Tell her when the girl tries it, it's called "cuckquean"

>>66846292
literally the cuck option

he should step his game up, tell her he bought tickets for Mumgabu in Kenya and he wants her to get HIV so they can have beautiful black children, not only this but he should tell her he also wants to record every minute of their trip to Mumgabu and release an ethnographic documentary about cuckolding

what a fucking runtfarm of a general this is

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got smashed last night lads missed work

/brit/, why are you letting the City of London bully London?

>>66846417
back to /britfeel/ with you abnormie scum

got the club going up
on a tuesday

>>66846417
head back to /pol/ abnormie scum

I think I just gave myself an ear syringe...

>had a shower last night
>felt water in my ear
>didn't properly sort it out but wasn't uncomfortable so probably slept with it in there
>fine all morning
>just now, ear starts to tickle
>push the flappy bit against the hole, like you do
>finger comes away with orange water on it
>go to toilets, stick tissue in
>grim, brown wax all over it
>takes 5 tissue plunges to stop coming away all waxy
>hearing immediately improved

definitely recommend it

>>66846447
>>66846470
keep squeaking, runts

Looking to give the ballbag a right good battering

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>anon. anon. someone shit in the bed. again. either jamal, or daquan, but it might have been ty'rone. sorry

>>66846537
I'm to inteligent to be a runt

squeak, squeak SQUEAK

yer all bloody lunatics

>>66846575
No no no. You've taken this gimmick too far now.

Whhhhhhhhhhhhy?

maniacs the lot of you

all sixes and sevens, you lot are

swear on me life yer all mental

total bunch of bloody basketcases

you lads are all nutters

the self-proclaimed lads
http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1477817176743.webm

gf bought a cricket bat, I asked if she was going to join a cricket club, she said no, she was going to batter my bollocks

the lot of you are completely off your rocker

couple sandwiches short of a picnic, this lot

cute chubby gyal has good taste

filtered the word "gyal"

>>66846744
fucking kek

Wish I were a lad desu

>>66846744
They crashed the car up the road and died.

Nothing of value was lost.

cute chubby girl has good taste

http://personalitygrowth.com/what-each-personality-type-is-like-in-bed/

>ENTP- The Experimental Lover
>You take sex very seriously, and do not just lust after someone’s physical presence. You feel deeply attracted to people whose minds you can respect and admire, and who excite you deeply. Once you reach a level of connection with someone, sex is an intense and wild ride. You dislike the idea of boundaries, and want to keep the passion alive. You dislike selfish lovers, and want someone who will be just as giving to you, as you are to them. If you find someone who is willing to give back, you are eager to please them in phenomenal ways. You probably have a bit of a kinky side…okay you have a VERY kinky side. Alright fine, your entire being is kinky.

found this pretty accurate. gf's type is accurate as well.

>>66846839
this sounds like me except for the kinky part

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>tfw to intelligent to have any spot on the mayer's briggs test

>>66846839
literally horoscope-tier

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My most beloved gf

>>66846839
literally me but I'm asexual

literally nothing of value has ever been posted in one of these threads and yet you come her everyday like clockwork

>>66846839
>INFP- The Passionate Lover
>For you love-making is about just that, LOVE. Without a deep bond and strong emotional connection, you see little point in sex itself. Sex being just a physical act, is something you do not desire. Casual sex is definitely not for you, and would make you very internally unhappy. That being said, sex is actually very important to you, within the confines of a deeper connection. You see sex as a physical manifestation of a powerful emotional connection with someone. It is your opportunity to connect intimately with your partner. You are very willing and eager to try new things in the bedroom, as long as there is an emotional connection.

they literally nailed it wow

English and Israeli Jews are based, American Jews are cancer.
Sikhs are eternally based.
Hindus can be pretty based.
First-gen African immigrants are banterful and honest people, their descendants are annoying runts. African Americans are shite.
Sunni Muslims around the world are just horrible. Shias can sometimes be based.

>>66846907
feel the same except I'm fine with casual sex
even if it's just casual it's still passionate for me

>BRIT- the failed normie
>For you love-making is a rare occurence and whenever it happens you cum in 30 seconds then cry after she leaves. You might want to drown your sorrows in alcohol or in benzos and then post about it on your general of choice.

>>66846839
>INTP- The Consuming Lover
>Although you are not the most emotionally expressive person, you feel much more satisfied when there is an emotional connection during sex. You’ve probably experienced casual sex (because you are never averse to exploring new things) and found that it was seriously lacking. You don’t necessarily open up easily and tend to only enjoy sex fully with someone you feel completely comfortable with. Once you do find someone you are relaxed with, sex is a great opportunity to get outside of your own head. You are very keen on experimentation, and enjoy trying new things in the bedroom. You have the perfect combination of wanting to be satisfied, but of also wanting your partner to be satisfied.
Only ever had sex with the gf but basically yeah haha

might do a drink of the old 'hol to drown out the old 'ression

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37qvCrbilUk

doing a dance

>>66846886
looks like an uglier version of my actual ex gf

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Did you all have a good halloween?

>>66847015
I hope that neither of them ever find happiness

business idea: gook moot gives us emojis and unfilters t bh

South Africa has become totally lawless. Fact!!!

>>66847039
lol why are you so negative you twat

not going to text anyone today unless they text me first

shan't be texting anyone at all in all likelihood

anyone of you lot watch that first new episode of Humans?
the fit one off of Inbetweeners 2 lezzes off with a German bird

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>>66847039
don't worry m8, they'll grow old and ugly

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...

crushing the proletariat

>>66847062
What the fuck are you even doing on 4chan you retarded bitch? This obviously isn't your place, we all know what women are really like and all you're doing with your asinine posts is just proving our point. All women care about is themselves, they're impulsive, reckless and unable to grasp the concepts of guilt, respect and honor. Vanity and virtue-signaling is their main area of expertise, which you are aptly representing with your posts, with manipulation and scheming being their second greatest trait, which you are intrinsically not showing but is palpable within the subtext of your posts.

Believe me I wish women were capable of being decent human beings but after taking the redpill I finally see all that women really are, of course you would discard this because you're a woman yourself so obviously you're gonna deny everything and act like a literal saint, but more and more men are waking up to what you really are and that men in the past were far wiser than us and all the pointless sacrifices we've made in the name of hollow progress.

yes before you ask i am a single white male but so WHAT?

>>66847182
my retina didn't glance over a single pixel of this post

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> you woke up in a multicultural society free of hate and intolerance

when is that theme expiring?

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don't think this one's going to work out lads

fucking hell i must be sleep-deprived

accidentally showed my power level in class and said someone's race could influence bias

went OK though, teacher agreed with me. He made an example of black Americans and white supremacists having a different view of American history, while I said white Brits and Indians might have a different opinion on Churchill

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>>66847183
looks a LOT like a girl i once """""dated"""""

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>>66847255
im a savage to these niggas but to her im gentle

Boyyssssssss

Had sex last night hahaha thank you halloween

>>66847255
Good taste

>>66847256
>>66847255
dont care

>>66847256
>class
child

>>66847259
generic brunette desu

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HI HWERE AR NIGEL

>>66847296
put more effort into your posts, runt

this isn't FB

all my niggas grimy all we do is gangbang

>>66847359
in the useful idiots bin with all his populist friends

*walks into the room and kicks the runt cage under my bed*

alright which one of you sodding runts wants to please master, i've had a shitty day

easter?

reckon ill pretend to commit suicide for attention

>>66847442
nah, not a fan

>>66847426
WEEE HUEEEEER REEEE!!!!11!

*pisses in excitement at the possibility of pleasing master*

*a drop flies into your gob*

>>66847393
no

>>66847426
>>66847442
>>66847456
great contribution to the thread.

Should Poleaboo and Tim get a Pride of Britain Award?

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Stayed up too late wanking and now I feel terrible. How are you today lads

>>66847473
*bends you over the bed and fucks you up the arse without any lube*

YEA YOU TAKE IT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT RUNT

*pulls your hair back*

MMM YES PLEASE DADDY

>>66847570
>>66847570
>>66847570
new