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Easter? Edition

Rules:
>no hurting OP's feelings
>no fedoraposting a fedorapost
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reserving this post
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nth for that rorke irish lad (me)
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ive slept with 9 women ama
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love using the "fucked my best mates gf" gimmick.

always works

Didnt think you lot cared about normies feelings
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if you sleep with your best friend's gf you are the worst they come
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>start actually getting with girls on nights out and getting numbers after 2 years at uni
>friends all drop me, no longer invited out

I WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE
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>>66834065
Paddy O'Rourke
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>>66834065
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yanks? no thanks
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>>66834079
Why did your mates ditch you? same thing happened to me
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normaloos, rooo
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Twatted by like 3 shots of captain Morgan's hahahahahah

Liver cannot handle anything like it used to hahahahahah disgrace
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>>66834078
you could bum his dad, that'd be fairly bad too
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pinch punch first day of the month
*pinches and punches you*
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>>66834070
>you lot

literally yanks and leafs were the only ones outraged

get all these soft shites out
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>>66834078
and i'd extend that to ex gf as well.
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.. me Timothy Byrne Timothy James Byrne in my flat in High Wycombe on 31 October 2016 ...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxKu96AntW4
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>>66834091
the fuck is that

>>66834089
>tfw anglicised first and last name
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*hop in taxi*
*driver asks where I'm going*
*so drunk I don't remember*
*ENGAGE!*
*end up walking home*
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>>66834078
This
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>>66834133
cucumber I believe
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Any of you ever been to one of Gordon Ramsays restaurants?

How was the food?
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>>66834001
i've fucked 15 women. lost my virginity at 16
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>>66834174
literally no one gives a shit
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currently e-dating a 30 year old single mother from cornwall lads
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Always eat girls out during sex. Eat out and finger for as long as possible. Gets them sopping. Makes penetration that much better and you're not under as much pressure to last longer as they're already spent.
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Got chased by a t-rex in my dream, gonna use word association to see what it means

Tyrannosaurus = King of the Lizards = Jim Morrison = The Doors = The End = Beautiful Friend = I have no firends = I am sad
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Spooky Halloween music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlLiEuzVD7M
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i've never inserted my penis into a females vagina desu
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/brit/ seems different today, anybody else think so? lots of new posters
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>>66834222
never been her before wat is /brit/ like
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>supports trump
>wants a pure qt virgin gf
>doesn't have facebook
>against "depravity" and degenerates
>butthurt at non-virgins

ah yes.... the fedora yank
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>>66834100
I think they were jealous. None of them get with girls and I got with four in two nights, and got their numbers.

One if them has specifically said he only stays in contact with me because I make him feel better about his life. So I guess now I'm better than him he has to cut me off.
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>>66834196
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Found the American version of Tim, lads

https://www.youtube.com/user/Felecia187/videos
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stop watching porn
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>>66834222
nighttime /brit/ is infinitely better than daytime
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>>66834196

Yuck! no thanks
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I was killed in 3 separate car crashes today
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>>66834249
ah yes, that seems familiar
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>>66834238
t. Voted for socialist alternative last election

Please get out of my country
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>>66834196
beta as fuck
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>>66834258
lad sure has a lot of pet peeves
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>Eating girls out

I did this when I was uglier. Now that Im handsome and fit I hardly ever give girls much attention besides pounding them in bed
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>>66834128
nice
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>>66834299
I've always found it gross and only done it when I was really plastered
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going for nofap november
This first week will be tough what with the midterm. If I cant get past a week I should be over the hump of it though
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>tfw put a dick in a girl's vag but still a virgin
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Cavaliers should've won the civil war 2bqh
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>>66834299
I'm handsome as fuck and love eating girls out. Makes sex better imo.
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Confederates should have won the civil war 2bqh
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made me think
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>>66834331

whose dick was it?
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>>66834331
Horse or sheep?
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Having one of the worst day ever and it's not even due to outside factors it's all my fault
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>>66834356
Hiro should take note
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Can't wait for Christmas next month lads, Irish coffee and turkey. Lovely
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>>66834341
nice to see a fellow reddittor in the wild!
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>>66834341
you're not handsome as fuck though mate
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do /brit/s enjoy roasted pumpkin seeds?
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I've found god lads
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>>66834349
The confederates were the cavaliers of the Americas

Really made me think
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>>66834386

God is dead
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If 4chan ever gets closed for good we should all post pics of ourselves on the last day

Finally see all these "good-looking autists" for the ugly runts they really are.
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yorkists should have won the war of the roses desu
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>I've found god lads
i.e., I've been deluded

>>66834395
Plantation Owners, man. And the Southern accents are generally closer to British ones than those of Yankees.
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>>66834416
hmm.. nice try NSA x
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>>66834416
I've been posting myself for ages m8
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Korea should have won the Finnish-Korean Hyperwar ngl
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>>66834416
have always said im average looking desu
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>>66834416

LOL roast me faggot
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>>66834416
i always post myself
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>>66834416
>>66834454
this 2bh
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>>66834443
t. fuck ugly
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>>66834424
never heard that before 2bqh
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>>66834446
what a qt
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holy shit trump is actually going to win. fucking hell lads
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>>66834416
here's me
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>>66834480
This is a good idea, if a bit exaggerated:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdc0u7fDwE8
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>>66834487
what makes you say this friend
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>>66834487
it's a bright future
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fucked 80 women
dont you dare contradict anything i say
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>>66834416
*stares at you*
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>>66834501
the echo chamber told him
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>>66834487
>implying the media shitstorm has even begun

Wait until the last few days, Trump is going to be destroyed
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>>66834416
Me getting caught off guard by the gf
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@66834507
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>>66834487
Nah the (((powers that be))) will bring out something in the coming days against him that'll be massive I can feel it
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>>66834416
Yeah I agree, I've grown kind of attached to you runts. I'd like to see the faces of the anonymous men who have called me a dirty paddy.

I'll be sad when I can't spend my comfy nights in talking bollocks with you all
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>>66834513
>Wait until the last few days, Trump is going to be destroyed
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>>66834416
Here's me
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Reccy'd this film to a girl

She called me crying and said I was filth. Apparently she had a panic attack from the first scene.
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>>66834535
i post my face daily
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alri lah
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>>66834528
>>66834513
the only thing (((they))) have is some lies about him being connected to russia
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>>66834535
Reckon I'd be the youngest looking and you'd all take the piss.
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How about you all post your addresses and I'll come to your homes and deck each cunt that said 'FOY' to me
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>>66834561

don't believe you
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>>66834593
19 Moat Road, Walsall, WS2 9PS
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>>66834561
>Implying you've ever spoken to a girl
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>>66834487
I'll probably vote for him to piss leftists off. I still doubt he's going to get in, though.
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>>66834596
Believe it
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>>66834589
83 ballygall parade, finglas , dublin 11

Come get some
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>>66834593
FOY

810 Hveragerði, Borgarheiði 6
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>>66834446
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
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>>66834416
we'd all look average as fuck.
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>>66834593
meet me at flat spracken house, dukes place marlow and I'll fucking demolish you
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If 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8, or 9, Trump will win.
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>>66834638
meant for >>66834593
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went to /v/ a while ago
fuck me it's literally worse than reddit. The only decent boards are /int/, /sci/ and /fit/
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>>66834663
and /a/
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have never watched any of the harry potter movies

not for any reason, just never got around to watching them at any point 2bh
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LADS

I might write an erotic novel
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>>66834593

14, Cherry Blossom Close, Guildford, Surrey

don't even TRY to come round my way m8, I will get the boys round and we will end you
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>>66834663
/pol/ is good for baiting retards desu
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>>66834688

Check 'em
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>>66834663
/hm/ is unironically good and has good content
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>>66834446
just get implants and go trans, you'll probably have an easier time getting laid. i'd fuck you if you had tits.
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>>66834663
I started off on /b/ years ago, sometimes I take a look at it to see what it's like. Fucking hell it's an underaged edgy infested shithole
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4chan boards ranked

God-tier: /int/, /soc/, /fit/, /pol/, /b/
Okay-tier: /k/, /n/, /o/
Shit-tier: Everything else
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was chatting to two qt ruskies on vk earlier
feels like a dating sim, have to make a choice
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You look hard
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timothyjamesbyrnehereflatspracklenhousedukesplacemarlowSL73HL
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>>66834689
>Surrey

I want posh cunts with dentist fathers and Womens Institute mothers to fuck off
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>>66834710
>god tier
>/b/
>/pol/
>/soc/
nigga pls
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>>66834678
Never read any harry potter books

Never saw the appeal
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>>66834663
I like /jp/ train watching threads.
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>>66834593
14 Branchland Court, Ruckersville VA let's go
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>>66834718
meant for >>66834638

fucking hell
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>>66834709
same here but desu i'm not sure its changed all that much. i went into a ylyl thread and it was the same fucking posts from 8 years ago. and wtf is up with the id's?
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>>66834710
/pol/ is a joke

Used to be decent but now it's honestly a cesspool. I blame Trumpcucks and Generals desu
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>>66834718
I'm not fucking joking that's my ex's dad in the background
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>>66834695
fuck me whats wrong with swedes
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>>66834759
this made me laugh a lot for some reason, cheers lad
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the world ends with you is a great game ngl
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>>66834697
started browsing the "no homo" goal body threads on /fit/ (just for inspiration obviously) and found myself tempted to check out /hm/ earlier. Think i've unironically memed myself into being bisexual.
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>>66834782
He was always out in the garden smoking a joint like the waster he is
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>>66834786
is it a time consuming rpg or is it a babby rpg like paper mario because i'd prefer the latter desu
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>>66834786
>videogames

get a life you lopser
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think we should organise a group of scrappers to go to ireland and fight the paddies itt
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>>66834825
not all that time consuming, beat the main story in 3 days of a lot of play
lot of postgame to play through though
gameplay is pretty unique, utilises the DS well
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:stopskelly:
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>>66834832
Buy me a plane ticket and I'll fight any paddy
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:stopskelly:
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:goskelly:
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>>66834832
Knowing /brit/ they'd probably all end up bumming each other
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:thankyoumrskeltal:

edit: HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY WORKED LADS
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>>66834832
would be funny but half the people would end up in wales thinking its ireland
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Keep hearing the fat indian cunt next door to me farting

Fucking hell what did I do to deserve this
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I'm a poet but I'm not aware that I am
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>>66834913
fuck sake, he put on a pumpkin hat after you posted that
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My favourite internet spooky story was Ted's Caving Page and I've not liked one since.
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I WANNA GET HIGH

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

high
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hey pirates, can you tell me why does 4chan look black and has a spooky skeleton? :S
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>>66834933

perhaps you should give this a read

couldn't sleep after I read it
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>>66834933
good taste lad
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>>66834933
that picture makes me uncomfortable
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>>66834921
laugh really loud and obnoxiously every time it happens
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>>66834933
link la
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any of you lads getting a sex robot when they come out?

bit expensive for me but ill start savingup
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guyyys i am scared :(
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doong a think about how strange humans are as large land animals without fur, hide or feathers, just thin, pink skin

only comparison I can think of is molerats
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>>66834961
are you feel real? scared by ghost stories? how old are you?
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>>66834974
I think they're already illegal in Canada.
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>>66834973
it's not as good without the shit angelfire page it used to be on http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Ted_the_Caver
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How do I disable this fucking theme?
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shattered the oneitis's jaw after i saw her texting her bf while she was having me do her homework for her
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>>66834961
Shon't
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Think I've overcome autism

I've got nearly flawless eye contact, except when I'm guilty of something or being embarrassed of something, but that's normal I suppose

Slowly working my way down the aspie scale lads
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>>66834961
lmao
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>>66834998
hmmm

every level of degeneracy is allowed in your country except for sex robots

perplexing
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
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>>66835019
same

can now hold a semi-interesting conversation with a stranger when not pissed
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>>66834998
thats shit, hope it doesnt happen over here

but i can see it being "haram"
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>>66835022
>every level of degeneracy is allowed in your country except for sex robots
we still don't even have weed
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he's here...
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>>66835029
no
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>>66834961
haha wtf is this
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>>66834961
howling
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>>66835022
>>66835040
Think feminists bitched about literally objectifying women or some shit

Some South Korea tier shit
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>>66834961
this is a masterpiece
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there is a skeleton dancing
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>>66835043
and that's my cue to leave

night lads
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Can't hack Uni and I don't know what I would do if I drop out.

Considering suicide.
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>>66835053
just hush up and do what he asks of you
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Orchestrating a slumber
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>>66835053
we're going to have a fucking dance in a minute you spacker
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Had a strange experience today. My middle aged barber who is on steroids, has 4 druggie sons and is divorced just asked me if i heard about 'MGTOW' and i just grinned and said no. He went on to talk about it for 15 minutes calling women the source of all evil and his ex a dirty bitch, he even said that when womens trust went about the place raising funds he screamed at them to fuck off as soon as he opened the door to them.

Not what I envisioned MGTOWs audience to be, more neckbeards not 40 year old roided hard cunts.
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Now the skeleton is playing an instrument
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It is my birthday

I feel ill

I haven't slept

I have the most important exam of my life at 9 and i forgot about it.

I haven't revised

It is 3 hours of writing

I think my mum forgot my birthday
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genuinely absolutely frightened by the skeleton on the screen
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I suppose this el Mexicano is used to seeing skeletons - LOL
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>>66835083
Dance off bro, you and me.
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>>66835099
good birthday lad
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>>66835103
ᵇᵒᵒ
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>>66835042
isn't there a vote coming up? im in cali and we'll finally get rec on the 8th.
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>>66835110
you're a big guy
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>>66835091
There's always been bitter old cunts who got divorced and just spend the rest of their lives choking on bile.

My dad is one desu
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https://youtu.be/XfVqr0EkLXA

laughed at this haha
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kittens crying near my house
shant be feeding them, im done with helping cats
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH>>66835114
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Good night lads x
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>tfw no Jennie gf
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Some wee cunts fucked a squealer at the windscreen of my yoke and i jumped out with a tirebrace and the little fuckers split

feeling very proud of myself
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>>66835091
More men are waking up to women's bullshit

Its a bit odd and a bad thing for those of us who discovered the keys to the kingdom about women years ago through the 'chon and the 'reddot, everyone knowing women's wiliness might be a bad thing
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>>66835091
Even roided up hard cunts get sick of womens shit.
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>>66835116
>vote
oh my
you don't know how things work here
we don't "vote" for anything
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>>66835099
happy birthday

i'd say just start revising now, have an hours kip then get some caffeine down you and try your hardest

good luck x
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>>66835149
this isnt english lad
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just found this pic in my yank grandad's attic

not sure what it mean
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>>66835099
Unlucky lad
Don't shit yoursen in the exam
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>>66835149
Oooh you're hard
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>>66835151
my gf is nice though. she's soft and smells good
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>>66835172
that picture is really good ngl
maximum presidential
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>>66835099
happy birthday x
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>>66835170
What, are you telling me you couldnt understand that post? yanks are fucking thick, here:

some lil' dudes pegged a firework at the windscreen of my vee hickle and i leaped out at the little dudes with my tirebrace and the little dudes split

that better, you cunt?
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>>66835154
really? that;s fucked.
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>>66835149
This isn't English.
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watching "The 60's" multi-part documentary on netflix

is it any good?
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kill yourselves fucking scumbags
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Might become a priest lads

http://youtu.be/-IvTOkP_vH8
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not wearing a poppy
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>>66835185
>soft

fat cunt
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>>66835210
you tell us you're fucking watching it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhfzBPLXKx8

LOOK AT THE BOTTOM OF HER FACE UGH SHE LOOKS SO OLD
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>>66835223
listen if youre going to do it fucking do it im sick of you harping on about the priesthood and how youre cool, young and hip
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>>66835230
no need for that
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>>66835231
only 2 minutes into it and its like 10+ hours long
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cant stop shagging women think i have a problem
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>>66835201
so some threw a bottle-rocket at your windshield and you jumped out of your car and threatened their lives with a tire-iron before they ran away?
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>>66835229
poppies are for dickheads
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>>66835149
>needs a wheelbrace to scare some wee bellend

id take your jaw apart with my weak hand
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gf has been telling me about her father dying of lung cancer and that she never felt anything until she met me

feel like crying not even going to lie haha
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where can I find a girl like this?
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>>66835260
aye you have it now lah
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did you know that the FBI have been infiltrated by russia
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>>66835223
>>66835240
absolutely howling at this little exchange
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>>66835264
yeah right lad id say youre a skinny little virgin cunt
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>>66835267
break up with her brutally for the laughs
>>
>>66835271
metal/rock clubs
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Gonna post a pic of the British section at my work and see what you lot think about it
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>>66835267
Told a girl i felt nothing for refugees and she didn't text back

Fucked it roaylly desu
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>>66835290
hahaha would you need a wheelbrace in your hand to be brave enough to say it to me?
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>>66835315
no but id whack you over your wee queer head with it anyway just to watch you limp away sniffling and crying like the wee woman ye are
>>
>>66835308
good
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>poppies are for dickheads
>>
got through the greasy patch of the no shampoo meme lads
now my hair is just beautiful and lush
>>
good banter from the irish in this thread
>>
Need an Asian trap gf RIGHT NOW lads
>>
>>66835240
I could become the pope one day you know.

Are you the lad who was told by the nuns that you were too stupid for the priesthood?
>>
*sneaks into this thread*
*stabs you to death*
*sneaks away undetected*
>>
>>66835325
good luck hitting me with it when i pull it out of your hand you little dickhead ill stick it in me back pocket and break about 7 of your ribs for having the cheek to approach me with it
>>
met a pretty girl tonight lads
good halloween
>>
>>66835338
they are though

>oh look at me I'm wearing this poppy just to conform to society's standard of wearing a poppy to look patriotic
>oh look at how much I care
>ohhohoohaihfoh

it's a load of shit for a pointless shit war that shouldn't have happened
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why do irish posters keep acting hard
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>>66835373

Isn't it just one gyppo?
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>>66835373
this is what they look like on average
>>
>>66835361
>>66835325
Will the both of you just fight and I can be the mediator as a priest in training
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>it's a load of shit for a pointless shit war that shouldn't have happened
>>
>>66835363
>celebrating american holidays
>not cucked
>>
>>66835381
Olive Garden's not that good haha
>>
i could melt anyone itt with my brain waves
>>
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>world war one was a pointless shit war
>we should've let the hun commit atrocities in Belgium and france
>>
>>66835355
No that was you and you said it shook you to the core don't try turn this around on me

>>66835361
Good luck fitting a wheel brace into your back pocket ya fuckin fool ya you'll be doing nothing when I unscrew your fuckin lugs with her, while your lying down screaming I'll take a big running jump with both feet planted firmly on your jaw
>>
>>66835373
When you can't beat someone in a war of wits you have to hope you can pummel them to the ground
>>
>>66835287
>>66835371
No luck lads.
>>
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Fire in the Sky
Westworld
Alien
or watch random episodes of Star Trek TNG?
>>
must be awful being mexican

not only are you highly likely to be murdered in a ridiculously graphic manner ... you're also a laughing stock nationality

'mexican' is instantly synonymous with 'comical'
>speedy gonzalez
>bumblebee man
>food that gives you the shits
>nacho libre manlet wrestlers
>terrible soap operas
>>
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>>66835367
>>
>>66835424
they're just bargain bin spanish
>>
>>66835373
Cause I am you u fucking English poof

I'm the hardest man in the parish
>>
>>66835401
>using a foreign language as your national language
>not cucked
>>
>>66835424
I liked Mexico the times I went
feel bad for the white lads there getting the shaft.
>>
>>66835424
donkey fuckers as well
>>
:-(
>>
>>66835422
Watched west world the other day, fooking quality
>>
>>66835401
it comes from samhain which was a gaelic festival
>>
>>66835407
Completely overhyped standard occupation and inexperienced reserve soldiers who weren't sure how to handle civilians, Britain would have entered the war irregardless of any overhyped "atrocities" because the warhawks like Churchill and the Jewish banking elite wanted war and to steal the Jerry's colonies because Berlin at the time was far greater than London
>>
Reply to this post or get killed by a skellington
>>
>>66835422
westworld is literally the best tv show since skyrim
>>
paramore are shit
>>
>>66835113
thanks
>>66835155
thank you x
I think its too late for revision to help now, I might do some just to see if it helps put me too sleep.
>>66835176
might have to skip the caffeine

>>66835193
thank you x
>>
>>66835479
WOAH NOW
CHILL OUT SKELLY
>>
>>66835409
Its alright son, let it all out
>>
>>66835485

Westworld is a meme Reddit show like Mr Robot or Stranger Things
>>
Quit bullying the Mexican
he's my friend
>>
made a disgusting concoction to get the most out of my Morning Glory LSA without getting super nauseous to the point its not even worthwhile

will see how well this works out, mixed some ice gold gin in with this ground up seed mush in the hopes of making some sort of tincture.

I can just eat the mush as well but its really nasty, borderline making me want to hurl just tasting it. already feeling queasy after drinking some and eating a bit of the mush
>>
>>66835407
germany shouldn't have got involved in the war in the first place. they wanted a war

>>66835431
what's this got to do with anything?
>>
>>66835274
Are they actually saying that now?
>>
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>>66835475
>irregardless
>>
>>66835497
all 10/10s like game of thrones and walking dead

you need to start watching good tv shows
>>
>>66835486
normie music is shit

*scampers off to listen to Tool*
>>
always remember when I was about 5'5 at 13 years of age and this 6 foot rugby cunt used to hate me. one day he pushed me so I fucking booted the side of his foot, he fell on his knee and limped away crying

good times
>>
>>66835485
>>66835471
I meant the 70s movie
is the tv show any good?
>>
>talking to qt grill online for weeks
>actually enjoy talking to her
>just found out she used to be a camwhore who fucked her ex bf on webcam for money

Absolutely gutted lads
>>
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>>66835507
yes
>>
>>66835529
yes its the best tv show since skyrim
>>
Lads

When you said west world I assumed you meant the actual 1960s movie which was fucking class, not some shite tv series spinoff

Sad act you lot
>>
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>>66835422
>>
>>66835530
normies absolutely btfo
>>
>>66835486
haven't listened to them since around 2010/2011

have they been releasing new music?
>>
creasing at the irish posts in this thread
there are literally several irish posters ITT who have tried to be priests
the fact it's like a normal everyday thing over there is really making me laugh and i dont know why
>>
>>66835472
no it doesn't. we invented it and you know it.
>>66835497
stranger things was goat-tier
>>
>>66835475
>the murder of hundreds of civilians is overhyped
>the jewish banking elite

are you that nazi paddy
>>
>>66835529
So did I you donkey brained cunt
>>
>>66835505
i agree it was a pointless war but wearing a poppy commemorates the loss of all those lives la, so does a moment of silence.
>>
>>66835513

I do watch good TV shows such as The Leftovers, Atlanta or The Americans. Game of Thrones and the Walking Dead are fucking atrocious, to be fair I'll allow your shit taste here as long as you don't infect /tv/ with even more reddit tier plebeian faggotry.
>>
>>66835497
>like Mr Robot
But what if Elliot was White Rose???
>>
>>66835578
The silence is fine if people want to, but poppy's are just shit.
>>
any coke man in
>>
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>>66835501
fucking hell that drink hit like a ton of bricks
I shouldn't have even tasted a bit of that mush.
>>
>>66835551
There's only me who is considering the priesthood, and another Hardy man who when he was bring cheeky in class and told the nuns that he'd like to be a priest when he was older, the nun gave him daggers and told him he wasn't smart enough for it, and hes been traumatized since go easy on him
>>
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looks like autists have already debunked the russia>trump myth hahaha they completely fabricated it
>>
>>66835582
im just pissing about mate, but yes i do infect /tv/ by pretending to like them
>>
in 0121 bored as fuck
any man fancy a sesh
>>
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>>66835601
Trump is working for the KGB thug
>>
>>66835551
I'm neither of those and I've considered it as well

After communion and confirmation sure it'd be wrong not to consider it

Probably more imams than priests over there in england sure
>>
>>66835616

Paki detected, do your family know you're a poof?
>>
>>66835530
dont see what the problem is as long as it was with her bf
>>
>>66835632
no actually you are gay and brown
>>
>ah yes let me just use a pipe to make myself look like a member of the working class
>>
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>>66835653
>>
cut you up like Edward Scissorhands you know the program I'm the motherfucking man
>>
>>66835653
you dont leave your house much do you
>>
>not vaping
pleb
>>
>>66835653
>>66835663
who gives a shit about 40 year old prime ministers you actually autistic cringeworthy twat
>>
why do hot girls always have ugly as sin brothers?
>>
might do a meal a day diet to lose weight as i find fasting easy but read about the risks online and what it can do to your heart and now i'm a bit freaked out and not sure

hmm
>>
>>66835691
just work out more you fat fuck
>>
Who /sussex/ here?

>90% white
>Tory stronghold
>full of old comfy towns
>By the sea

Shame about Brighton but the rest of Sussex is comfy af
>>
>>66835690
ask your sister
>>
>>66835698
t. Deano
>>
>>66835691
>tfw doing meal a day by accident at the moment cos of the absolute state my life is in
w-what does it do to you
>>
>>66835690
because you're not gay
>>
>>66835691
i've been on that diet my whole life, its not that bad. i look 16 (i'm 26) and i'm in great shape low cal+lots of aerobic excersise = long life. google it.
>>
ive only eaten a meal a day for the last 5 years
>>66835691
what dangers?
>>
>>66835691
fat twat
>>
>>66835697
>>66835721

i'm average atm i just want to get really skinny

>>66835718
>>66835709
check google mates cba to type it
>>
>>66835729
>check google mates cba to type it
shant be doing that
>>
someone make a new
>>
>>66835594
just vomited a bit
it was brutal and the pepperoni I just ate didn't
wish I had some real LSD instead of this rubbish
>>
First of all eating only once a day will not allow you to eat the amount of kcal your body needs. You will maybe manage 500-600 kcal in one meal and for somebody who needs around 2000 kcal a day 500 is very little. Basically you are not getting enough of protein, fat, carbohydrates, nutrients, enzymes etc. And without these components your body doesn’t have anything to build from. So reproducing new cell, keeping up your body functions becomes very hard. Slowly your body will degenerate and the consequences are many.
Protein serve the body as building blocks in the growth and repair of tissues, as enzymes in metabolism, as hormones, as regulators of body’s fluid balances, as transporters, as antibodies (fighting diseases) and in many other ways Even to build up muscles you need protein. As your body cant store excess protein after a meal you need it in small amount throughout the day. It means that by eating a big steak in the evening you might be getting a lot of protein but as you are getting it in ONLY one meal your body can only use part of it. You (women) can use approximately 20gr a protein after a meal, you need minimum 60-80gr/day and more if you are training. When you don’t get enough protein with the diet your body will use the protein you have in your muscles to keep up your body functions, this will lead to degeneration of the muscles, YOU WILL LOOSE MUSCLES, YOU ARE EATING UP YOUR OWN MUSCLE MASS
Eating too little will affect your immune system. Obviously you are not getting enough nutrients to fight diseases around you. And this is the most dangerous side effects of under eating.
>>
>>66835716
see
>>66835758
>>
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>66835783
>>66835783
>>66835783

hope this is okay x
>>
>>66835758
Hmm yes yes I'm sure the content of this post is informative it's a shame I shan't be reading any of it
>>
>>66835766
i eat about 1500 a day, one meal with snacks here and there, i've always eaten like this i'm 5'8 and 135 i've never had a doctor tell me theres anything wrong with me.
>>
i should be over all the butterfliiiiiiies
im into you
im into you
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