/brit/

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cara

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Class 121
The state of Wales

bag on an outfit casual

yanks out

penisland.com

How do I turn this theme off?

Doing the nut in

>>66832253
you mock others whilst constantly posting pictures of trains like an autistic child?

>>66832290
Pics

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Class 139
The state of the Midlands

>>66832293
yes

Want to brutally batter some chicken breats with breadcrumbs

Don't post in the yanks /cum/ thread.

Don't start those games or we'll be infested with the cunts before long.

>>66832328
is that drifting

>>66832290
Need to know too. I changed themes so long ago i don't remember how i did it

>bet this gets dropped in all the runty uni clubs tonight as the DJ's nod that he can sometimes play real music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svJvT6ruolA

Need a cozy Halloween film.

>>66832371
what's a /cum/ thread

>>66832391
500 Days of Summer

Bought a 20 pack of cigs for the first time in a while, £9

swear it was about £6.50 last time

As if people spend £9+ EVERY DAY on cigs jeez

skeleton is behind the reply box

The Yanks in /brit/ are alright but I cannot bloody stand the rest

>>66832391
SAW

want to brutally batter my ballsack with a battleaxe

>>66832330
>>66832330
We should be encouraging people to smoke and eat

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/9359212/Obese-and-smokers-less-of-a-burden-on-the-NHS-than-the-healthy-who-live-longer-report.html

>>66832228
Good news Caralad. Cara's sworn off women. You've back in with a shout.

>>66832409
FOY

>>66832391
think Hocus Pocus is on Prime, might do a watch

>>66832375
it's been delivered

>>66832328
look at that fucking wheelbase

>>66832409
Thanks m8 :3

>>66832328
DEJA VU

>a shout
heh

turns out the jews did it

140kg lad here.

Wanna know how thicc my wrists are?

>>66832449
except this bloke

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Class 314
The state of Scotland

>>66832419
Business idea:live long and healthily and off myself at 70 to prevent burden on the then non existent NHS

>>66832469
Die

>>66832469
how big is your deek?

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phwoar

>>66832469
are you the guy with the huge fat hand

>>66832469
not really

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>>66832470

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>>66832113
you can get a rough guess by looking since high bodyfat vs low bodyfat will be obvious as will your muscle development especially as your bodyfat goes down.

I can see my abs easily without flexing.

as the other anon said calipers are really accurate, my gym has some plus expensive scales so I use those every so often
>>66832134
completely wrong, bodyfat is everything, much more important than weight.

men should optimally be around the 12% range or lower to like 6% if you're constantly athletic.

under 5% you can start having health issues

you could weigh less but have high bodyfat and look like a skinnyfat trainwereck like pic related

>John McCains election promise was to get unemployment to 6%
>Its been under 5% for the last year

/pol/ btfo

I WANNA ROCK RIGHT NOW
I'M ROB BASE AND I CAME TO GET DOWN

>>66832409
I think Mexicans are the worst posters because they're nearly always proper weird and just post daft unfunny memes, don't know what it is about them frankly

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>tobacco duty revenue: £13 billion/year
>cost of smokers to NHS: around £3 billion/year

if anything smokers should get preferential treatment on the NHS since they pay a disproportiante amount of tax

>>66832469
you literally weigh more than twice of what i do. and you're probably shorter. wew

>>66832491
Just rude that, mate

>>66832503
From a few months back?

>>66832390
yoga won't do jack shit for that but flexibility and stretching your muscles is always good to prevent injury and help with lifts.

got called a cuckold on live television

>>66832469
yes

>>66832419
that argument is becoming more and more redundant with time. the better we get at treating illness associated with obesity and smoking, the more they will cost when they live longer. most recent averages here yielded just under a 10 year difference in average age of non smoker and smoker which has changed from 13 or so iirc 20 years ago

>>66832401
i smoke benson, 11.40 a go, some about 10/15 a day

A yank tells you and the lads to get in line
What's your response?

>>66832536
i guess yea

Went the whole of October without watching anything spooky. Worried I'm growing up lads.

>>66832530
fatties cost way more and yet they get special treatment

>>66832524
All awful but our Mexican is particularly dire

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>>66832510
What's mine?

I think about 11%

>>66832536
Sorry mate you're probably alri but I hate seeing fat people eating

Eating noises on their own are enough to get my blood proper boiling

>>66832549
Depends on the situation, is he telling me to start queuing or to start behaving?

>>66832530

preferential treatment should be reserved for whites

Trump must win. No other candidate will step up for the importance of ethics in video game journalism.

>>66832571
virgin

>>66832571
idk exact but probably low and around the 10% range

>>66832535
Well I'm 6'5", if you're taller than that and weigh less than 70kg, you're fucking ill.

>>66832571
a bit gay that

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>>66832524
there's only one resident mexican

>>66832585
trump would win if he just promised gfs for everybody desu

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>>66832579

HAHAHAHAHHAHA SPOOPY SCAWWWWYWY SKELETONSSSSSSSS

WOOOOOO SPOOOOPPPPYYYY POOOOPPPPYYY SKELETONS


SCARY WARY SKELETONS HAHAHAHAH XDDDDDD

>>66832599
you're too tall

>>66832599
Alri, fair enough then

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>>66832421
already preparing for our first date how do i look

>>66832576
Telling you to queue and he's being awfully rude about it

>>66832585
kek

>>66832631
face is a bit messy

>>66832613
that's what corbyn is promising and theresa may is doing better than blair at his peak

I should lose weight but I have no money or time for Gym.

such is life.

>>66832573
This, hearing people eat sometimes makes me incredibly angry. It's bizarre

going to finish my pack of smokes tonight lads

>>66832631
Runt tier neck on this lad

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>>66832469
>300lb
christ alive bud
have you ever considered eating less?

>>66832642
uhm racist

>>66832586
Hahahaha, yeah right

>>66832595
that's what I thought

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can someone PLEASE tell me how to disable the halloween theme

whoever calls me a bellend will get gutted mark my words

Wish I was a normie with normie confidence and social skills

>>66832644
doing better in what way?

>>66832571
>Still hasn't worked on his chest
Fuck sake lad. I'm so embarrassed for you.

>>66832631
>Le dude bro roids LMAO

>>66832671
bellend

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>>66832668
>Hahahaha, yeah right
you actually are lmao

>>66832671
alri Mark ya knobhead

>>66832671
bellend

>>66832645
Excuses, excuses.

If you REALLY wanted to lose weight you'd start running or just getting out and being active. Doesn't cost anything.

And how can you afford food to be fat but can't afford 25 quid a month for a gym membership

>>66832631
I was in that thread. It was fucking hysterical.

ah yes all we have in is soup

>>66832685
that's an entirely achievable natty build
he's just a muscle munchkin

>michael moore thinks hilary killing 40 people is a good thing

kek

>>66832682
stop picking on me :( My chest is a very slow grower.

>>66832632
Hmm, think I'd have to ask him to calm down but concede that I should probably be queuing

>>66832737
You haven't fucking worked it, you poof.

>>66832651
No.

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>>66832728
ah yes, the so called "killary"

Bollocks on fleek

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>>66832767

>>66832767
*puts aside the rhetoric*

http://www.strawpoll.me/11547986/r

results are in lads

/brit/ is:
20% runt
25% fat cunt
55% normie

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>>66832737
Are you Irish?
desu I have a boney chest and had a hard time building it, even now I've got a bit of a gap and need to develop the upper parts more.

>>66832546
>buying legal cigarettes

can't believe anyone still does that. I quit 5 years ago (when they were still €8-9) and even then all mine were black market

taxing cigarettes is far more abhorrent than actually smoking itself iyam. 'Sin taxes' are one thing, but profiteering from smokes is literally 'dealing with the devil' type nefarious shit

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>>66832755
a-at least you can't tell when I'm wearing a shirt

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>>66832787
>>66832789

poor people are poor because they don't know how to spend money

17 STONE UNIRONICALLY

>>66832571
what a runt

could turn this peons spine into a flump, he's like 5'5

>>66832645
>posting on 4chin

no time

only runts actually get addicted to darts

>>66832803
100% can tell. You're doing the equivalent of a woman pushing her arms together against her tits.

Can only bench 95kg

Feels pathetic

>>66832799
THATS NOT YOU YOU FUCKWIT

>>66832800
dont know anybody flogging illegal ones, and any ive had were shite

>>66832799
English/Scandinavian
>>66832828
6ft m8

>>66832645
just eat less tm

>>66832849
because it is

>>66832571
FONT

literally howling, all the slags from uni are settling down and are doing everything to distance themselves from their past in every way possible.

poor bloke, has no idea she slept with over 20 guys in 1 year.

>no money as an excuse for not losing weight
what kind of mong logic is this? less resources costs more?

>>66832880
i'm sure he realizes it unless he's a total retard

Worried about my mates lads

Dealers round here seem to have picked up on the fact that dark web xanax bars and really profitable and half my mates are slowly turning into benzo addicts and I don't think they realise

Dunno what to do

>>66832880
majority of women really are gross people

>>66832894
honestly if you just want to lose weight the best way is just to eat less.

running and cardio isn't that effective for burning fat, which is why fatties try it for a month, throw their knees out, then give up.

>>66832910
my gf is different though (tm)

hahahaha people on the Hillary Clinton subreddit unironically think CNN is biased against her

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>we're leaving the EU
>the leader of the Labour party is a communist London Met dropout
>Trump could be the next US president

Are we living in the meme timeline?

>>66832880

All women are whores mate

this isn't a fedora opinion it's a fact

marriage is a scam also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvULsrjLdI4

>this is a serious politician in yankland

Ah yes, it's a run to the press to let everyone know how outraged you are episode

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3891180/I-asked-stop-breastfeeding-Mothercare-Mother-29-stunned-asked-not-feed-poorly-three-month-old-son-UK-s-largest-high-street-chain-babies.html

>>66832933
Yea, especially when you're obsessed with that ugly cunt in the photo

*farts*
*laughs to myself*

>>66832903
you'll drift apart from them anyway mate, time to cut your losses and walk away

>>66832880
>over 20 guys in 1 year.

It really is a different world out there.

>>66832903

Only weak people get addicted

>>66832803
*pouts*

lmaoing at you

>>66832964
*a brown stain develops on your trousers*
ah yes...the so-called """amerishart"""...

>>66832767
thank you for correcting the record!

*gets assassinated by the Dark Brotherhood*

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>>66832971

>>66832947
GO AHEAD, THROW YOUR VOTE AWAY

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>>66832947
Johnson is such an idiot
his campaign paid tens of thousands of dollars trying to "meme" him online, plus his policies are the same as Hillary's but with weed. he's even anti-gun.

Jill Stein is unironically the best of the four of them followed by Trump

>>66833017
jesus christ

https://twitter.com/MMFlint/status/792436374628659201

How popular is John Oliver in the UK

>>66833051
not at all really

>>66832902
I went for a drink with her and him and he has no idea ive slept with her or her colourful past.

Hate to say it be hes a typical shut in type, did medicine, doing his 2 years training and shes gonna take him for a wild ride.

Addiction doesn't exist

>>66833017
This photo is deeply depressing to look at.

>>66833075
>tfw alcohol withdrawals
haha yeah

>>66833051
doubt most people know about him desu, i think he was on a panel show once or twice here about 10 years ago

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beginning my vow of celibacy lads

>>66833071
if true the best thing you can do is warn him she's a traitorous whore and will inevitably cheat on him

>>66833051

almost unknown

>>66833051
THe only people that know him are redditors or lefities who need to justify their views by saying "Look! This Brit in the US is pointing out everything wrong with out countries!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Most people would go "who?"

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>>66833095
*walks towards you*

>>66833017
this image is a pretty decent deconstruction of american politics in the <current year>

>>66833051
thought you mispelled jamie oliver first

had to think for a bit to realise who you were talking about

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>>66833077

>>66832903
literally happened to my mates
now I've got maybe 2 friends left
pretty shit tbqh

>>66833075

this

also, smoking weed turns you into an islamic terrorist

must go now, have better things to do

Ass gets really sweaty for no reason

Sit down on the plastic chairs in the kitchen after doing nothing in my room and it leaves a sweat patch

>>66833102
That would cause a shitstorm so nah

nobead

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hm yes those scandalous emails

>>66833136
fat twat

>plastic chairs in the kitchen
someone call the runt police

>>66832851
considering how pervasive black market cigarettes are (the 'Ra make millions from) are I'm amazed you don't even know one person who can get you them. the only reason the govt keep upping the price is cause they make so little due to piracy and figure they might as well squeeze as much as they legally can

>>66833141
you'd be doing him a favor. imagine some years down the road when they have a kid or two and then end up getting a divorce after she cheats on him with his best friend. think of the children

>>66833159
I'm 6'0 82Kg

I have got a massive arse but it's mostly muscle

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never trust women lads, especially if they have been to uni.

>>66833158
>educating women
next thing they'll be getting all uppity and wanting to vote and whatnot

>Every year Peter Hitchens has to have a rant about some supposed conspiracy to move the UK permanently to Berlin time

Is it autism?

>le pure virgin maiden meme

hat

>>66833221
did a laugh

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>hat

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Would love a hug and a cuddle lads

>>66833223
found the roast pudding

>>66833223
t. slag who cant get a date

>>66833223
not expecting a virgin but I do consider fucking 20 different people in a year to be a poor quality in a woman

>>66833176
well i probably do but im not aware of any

and ive literally never seen illegal fags that are shop quality, theyre always shite african or slav knock offs

>>66832711
what happened hahaha haven't been on /fit/ for a bit

>>66833250
shouldn't have been born a paddy then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MUMSj4AZsI

business idea: start a youtube channel and become a millionaire

>>66833207
state of that lads hairline

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>>66833298
Why? Don't say any man in the same position wouldn't fuck every decent looking woman who was up for it.

Would you vote for Bill Clinton or Donald Trump

>>66833250
*gives you a big warm cuddle*

>>66832973
Not pouting

drinking some pepsi that's been in the fridge for a few months haha

hope i don't get sick

>>66833333
getting laid isn't an achivement for women, they can do it every night if they want. its not really the same thing.

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the gf

>>66833308
The thread was years ago la. Some fruit was trying to shit talk other people's progress and was coerced into posting his own physique, It quickly became apparent, thanks to him standing next to a pickup and some internet sleuths checking height measurements of the bed of the truck, that he was like 5'2" and trying to talk shit.

>>66833384
its not for men either

Jill Stein wants to ban John Oliver lol

godspeed lass

>>66832502
need this to happen to me

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>anon. anon. i'm lying in a puddle of piss. sorry

>>66833373
just got your botox done by gay brian again

you're obsessed

Off to the Tesco, you lads want anything?

>>66833373
mate

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What the hell lads

>>66833413
Obsessed with what?

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>>66833349
r Billy ofc

>>66833406
umm where will I get my news

>>66833333
cause it's fucking gross to me regardless of how pleasurable it is to her

>>66833406
Want the seppos to vote stein in now 2bqh

>>66833384
It's not much harder for men, the only difference is you're the one who makes the first moves.

>>66833425
ribena and a twirl, ta lad

>>66833438
nazi salute........

>>66833438
me on the balcony wondering what the fuck is going on

>>66833437
cosmetics and general femininity

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https://twitter.com/letstalkblack/status/793177572234244096?s=09

>/pol/ in an actual debate

Fucking howling

>>66833425
Tea, Earl Grey, hot.

>>66833450
Fuck loads of women so you're not insecure about how many she's fucked then

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>>66833394
I remember that. When will they learn

>>66833378
Last month I was doing some tiling in the bathroom of my apartment. Took the panel off the bath and found half a bottle on Tango with an expiry date of 2005.

Opened it up, took a whiff and couldn't stop retching for the rest of the day.

>>66833472
Cosmetics? I'm ripped to fuck and only cosmetic I use is moisturiser now and again

>>66833436
call her a fat cow

what is toast?

>>66833436
>girl that wants a beta

*furiously scribbles into notebook*

>>66833480
Absolute cringe, what a spacker

>>66833484
id rather not dedicate all my free time to depravity, thanks

rolling marijuana thats a cheap vacation

>>66833480
Could not make it past 10 seconds of his stammering t b h

>>66833436
this is the 2nd time i've seen someone use this and get a real response

fucking how

>>66833480
>t-t-t-the the the the

>>66833480
Paki.

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>id rather not dedicate all my free time to depravity, thanks

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>>66833522
>fucking many women
>depravity
Performing your prime biological function is degenerate now?

>>66833556
because it's usually men who belittle each other for saying crap like that, not women

Spent 18 hours in downtown denver today. It was fun. Met a nice hobo.

>>66833436
Tell her its actually a line from a widely circulated "cringe" image on the internet.

That will make you look less autistic.

I won't lose my virginiry unless it's with a virgin girl

I've turned down many perfect looking girls because they weren't virgins

>>66833496
you've got a zoolander pout

what did you dress up as

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>tfw to intellectual to be constrained by biological functions

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>>66833603
what's the political atmosphere like? any trump signs?

>>66833505
you, when you mess with me

i've had sex with 1 (one) woman

>>66833563
Alri Jack

>>66833436
#39 with rice thanks chang

>>66833630
i've had sex with 2 but they were both landwhales

2nd one was hairy too. last time for me, thanks

JUST DID A MASSSIVE WARM CUMMY ALL OVER MY LITTLE FAGGOT FACE

:)

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1477959252045.webm

>>66833653
>the city of you

>>66833611
spooky skeleton

>>66833630
10, but i havnt had sex in ages and probably won't for a good while longer

>>66833480
He literally sounds and looks autistic

m8s

>>66833603
heard its hard to breathe there and massive swathes of tourists literally asphyxiate the second they step off the plane

>>66833630
>>66833653
damn and i thought 10 women was bad

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>>66833693
>10
shouldn't you be on facebook?

tfw only just arrived for the night out and half my mates have bene kicked out or are too.fucked to stand

excellent

>>66833609
Well it isn't intentional.

>>66833634
Deeelicious.

>>66833595
because it's what fucking animals with no control do
there's nothing useful contributed to this world by spunking on everything in site

>>66833662
cum on your face isn't gay if it's your own cum

>>66833714
ive actually never had any social media

>>66833719
>uironically posting on /brit/ while on a night out

Certified autism, get back to your cave

how much gash you slay bro?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11548315

>>66833719
haha what are you normies like? x

I remember every girl I've ever slept with and I'm 28 years old now

Highschool shags (in chronological order):
>Brielle
>Molly
>Kently
>Meredith
>Sarah
>Samantha

Uni and post uni shags (also in chronological order):
>Sharon
>Nikki
>Maddie
>Trish
>Emma
>Kat
>Emily
>Anna
>Megan
>Shaylin
>Bobbie

had sex with 14 women.

and was a virgin until 2 years ago. grew out a beard and lost all my fat and got fit

>>66833750
I'm in a taxi on the way there you cunt

>>66833761
this is such horsehit. you just thought of as many trashy slutty names as you could

3/10. Didnt believe a word of. Too obvious

>>66833761
Have now officially filtered yanks

Congrats m8

Dont reply, I won't see it

>>66833771
you should be making the most of the taxi ride not posting on /brit/

>>66833771
>just arrived
>on the way there

S P A C K E R

>>66833768
FONYT

>>66833607
>ywn lose your virginity in your teens with a cute girl
Feels bad

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>>66833771
>I'm in a taxi on the way there you cunt

>>66833771
Ask the driver if he's seen Taxi Driver

>>66833787
Do you not remember all the girls you've slept with?

>>66833621
Not that I've seen
>>66833705
Overstated

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>reading an article
>"journalist" doesn't close his brackets
>completely fucks up my reading rhythm

I've had ENOUGH

>>66833810
losing my virginity was actually really good even though everyone says it will be shit

remember it fondly

Might go on /pol/ and pretend to be a rothschild again lads.

the absolute funniest thing about this election has to be Malik Obama's endorsement of Trump imo

you literally couldn't make this shit up

>>66833855
Pretend to be a rasheed its funnier desu

>>66833857
his AMA is brutal

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wonder what nige is up to these days

>>66833871
Even better when you pretend to be a Hillary supporter, more (You)'s than I can handle.

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How did you lose your virginity lads?

Was kissing the gf on the kitchen counter and she just randomly asked "Do you want to put it in?" I proceded to put my D in her V gave her two pumps then we had to stop because someone knocked on the door

ive slept with 9 women ama

if you're not an alt-rightist you can fuck right off

>>66833855
pretend to be an estranged FBI agent with some huge leaks, post the thread so i can monitor it

bet theyd believe you if you said you were assage on your phone or something

>>66833889
>pretend

Don't lie to us lad

unironically a national socialist lads

>>66833852
>night I lost my virginity
>had a few drinks
>not really nervous
>she sucked me off for a bit
>jumped on top
>tried several positions
>she looks uncomfortable
>tells me its hurting and tells me to hurry up and cum
>fucking her for 20 minutes
>she stops me and says she can't go on as its hurting too much

Didn't even cum...

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>when the normies start talking absolute bollocks

>>66833892
was smashed off me hole at a house party and fucked my mates friend

>>66833905
Were they REM sleeps?

>>66833892
>>66833938

16,
gf of 5 months comes over little tipsy, have some pretty gud sex, I remember she had like this bead necklace on that looked pretty good over her tits, pulled top down to the waist, took her tights off and fucked.

good shit

>>66833943
fucked my best mates gf this weekend as he was out of town and she was all over me

dont feel as bad because she was looking fucking fit with her arse cheeks showing and anybody would've given into temptations like I did

>>66833951
yeah ive slept with them lad, didnt shag them haha

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>>66833942

>when a roastie tries to strike up a conversation with me

>>66833974
you should go die

>>66833974
you have no integrity

not /r9k/ but this is getting ridiculous now

>>66833974
lad...

>>66833892
was stumbling outside drunk at a party. locked eyes with an equally drunk blonde slag. made drunk smalltalk for like 45 seconds before we started snogging

did that for a while but her mates were being annoying so I asked her if she wanted to go somewhere more private. ended up fucking her behind a bush

not my proudest moment

>>66833974
top banter

>>66833974
>anybody

they ALWAYS justify it by thinking everyone is as scummy as them kek

>>66834001
>>66834001
>>66834001

I was playing spelunky with a girl friend of mine and then i don't remember how we got to the subject but she asked if i wanted have sex so i said yes and we had sex. will tell that story to my grandkids

>>66833974
i nearly did this but fortunately i had a wank previous so i was able to think clearly

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>>66833436

She wants a pussy white boy that will raise her kids, get her and her family a visa and let her fuck Tyrone next door with him saying anything.

Durrr