Just got done passing out Halloween candy. Ask me anything

>>66830887
what did you pass out?

>>66830932
Crunch bars, Butterfingers, Milky ways, Snickers, 3 Musketeers, and a shit ton of gobstoppers

Do you miss your foreskin?

>>66831013
literally nigger tier candy

>>66831080
yes :(

Why don't Americans celebrate Easter?

>>66831187
I don't know about others, but I usually do.

>>66830887
>Americans have to buy a shit-ton of candy lest they get egg'd or gift-wrapp'd, making them even fatter in the process

>>66831245
this is true

Speaking of which, two kids came up to me and had very low effort costumes on.
The first kid had fake bruises under eyes and said "I'm child abuse", while the second had a pillow under his shirt and said "I'm child obesity"
I thought it was funny

>>66831245
>implying anyone who eggs my house wouldn't be shot

>>66830887
Lucky, I never get trick or treaters.

>>66832060
It's pretty big in our town, mostly because the smaller neighbor towns come here to trick or treat

>>66831379
Would have given them candy just for making me kek

>>66830887
did any of the children are forced ... candy?

>>66832584
I'm sorry to ask, but could please repeat your question? I can't understand what you said

>>66832639
... to suck ...

>>66830887
so when can i have my proper 4chan look and feel back? so tired of this shit.

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why do non-celts celebrate halloween?

>>66832707
Pedoshit pls go

>>66832753
Maybe because it marks the start of winter and death/spookiness?

>>66832707
you trying to be funny, you illiterate shitskin chink?

>>66832869
... you don't chew hard candy but to suck it ...

>>66832752
Not a mod, so I don't know
>>66832753
Don't know

>>66833002
>to be funny
... No
>illiterate
... Illiterate here don't speak English
>shitskin
... nu-uh
>chink
... literally kicked them off to chinkapore

Why American objectifies candy this much ?

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>>66830887
>tfw i will never feel this feeling
i just wanna celebrate halloween once ONCE in my lifetime
you know, wearing costomes, asking for candies, going out with friends and scare random people
fuck this shittie country"

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>>66834154
come on, halloween must be pretty big in argentina, in buenos aires at least

>>66834244
not at all bud, only media something "celebrate"
it isnt a social celebration yet, i mean at least jere

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Painted a big box in orange and made a hole in it to put my penis in the box, covered it with candy and let the kids fondle my penis while looking for the best candies at the bottom of the box