/brit/

trains are for gays

i saved all the skellies from the source page last year so cba with this 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuDxo-fbW9c

Remember Kerrang! ?

>>66830152
you're gay

can someone tell me how to disable the halloween theme

love trainlad

keep up the good work

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sophie t b h

>>66830162
depends on who's asking

got a feeling Lauren Southern is going to end up plump within a few years

hope she ends up becoming a traditional wife and mummy

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Whitney Houston' nephew plays a secret agent for a fictional tv series

The show is about his day-to-day life off camera with his friends

It was on the Disney Channel or something

*** Anyone remember it? ***

>>66830168
type "I'm a fat bellend" in the Name field

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>>66830189

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would u eat her shit lads?

>literally don't watch any asmr shit or anything on youtube
>this is showing up as suggested on every video I go on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snCNw2B9pwo

What are they trying to tell me?

which pornstars have taken mandingo or shane diesel anally?

>>66830106
if you squint they look like mean robot sneks

Reminder nobody cares about the emails

Recommend me a book lids

Preferably some fairly short essay on something interesting.

>>66830231
that the globalists are trying to stop you from procreating

test

Theres a good chance that the /pol/ meltdown when trump loses will be the final nail in 4chans coffin

Hiro's already said the sites fucked, this is the end

"I'm a fat bellend" in the Name field

>>66830215
Ok what now?

test

test

>>66830225
upper arms a bit too skinny

would not touch with a bargepole

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>>66830263
>site is kill
>add extra boards

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ships are better

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Ah yes

>>66830263
>Hiro's already said the sites fucked, this is the end
he's just saying that to make more money off of 4chan passes

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>>66830288

>>66830249
How can i recommend what's interesting to someone i've never met

>>66830319
that's what my coat looks like when it rains

>>66830259
state of you

think the Tim saga is coming to a close 2bh

reckon /brit/ will find a new middle aged weirdo by January

"Being a smoker, lad... it makes ya do weird things. Especially when you're on the sesh. On a normal, sober, day - I would never smoke a fag that I found on the ground. I'd never go gather 20 fag butts and make a rollie out of it. I'd never use the fuckin' 5 skins left thing to make a rollie.

It's different, though. When you're twisted and you need a fag, you're not a human anymore. You're an animal. You'll do anything for a fag. It's a moment of panic - where am I going to get a smoke? You'd punch your mother for one. You'd trip over an old lady and ash on her head. You'd look Donald Trump in the eye and say 'you're a fuckin' nice man.' That's why I'm always prepared these days - I keep one box of fags in my pocket and an emergency pack strapped to my back"

Seriously hate Devon and would remotely twat him with a robot if given the chance

>>66830263
do you honestly think she's going to win or are you just meme'ing

it's getting hard to tell

>>66830359
I reckon it will be the self-styled Trainlad

>>66830319
would berry my dick so far inside of her that whoevver polled me out wood be crowned king arthur

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Trains again, lads

>>66830328
I'm a curious person, if it's well written & by a subject-matter expert I will probably find it interesting.

Fire away.

>>66830279
you were gimmick'd from the start my friend

I was the bellend all along

>>66830386
>being this brainwashed by /pol/

>>66830359
is tim dieing?

>>66830359
He's boring when he has no enemies 2bqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=papuvlVeZg8

>2016
>acting like the girl in Clean Bandit is hot

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>>66830361
>no emergency rolling machine

Gookmoot really went all out with this spooky scary overlay owow

>>66830424
are you retarded?

>>66830389
where did you get this

>>66830386
I'd rather trump win but she will win you delusional mong

Never show your face here again after the results

>>66829911
it's not just the welder bub
>inert gas bottle
>filler rods
>ceramic tips
>tungston electrodes

who's your daddy and what's he do

>>66830424
can't wait till he wins so you'll finally fucking shut up

>>66830386
Even if you want him to win you have to admit it's unlikely

i was in san diego for a bit and the birds were stupidly fit, although also wearing less than they do here cos it was hot which affects your judgement a bit i find. met this one blonde one on the beach, massive tits, and she liked the accent and seemed pretty into me which never happens over here, and we got talking and it turned out she liked a spliff, so she got out her skins and baccy and asked me to roll her one but when i asked where her rolling machine was she just got up and left

>>66830486
unironically an executive for a fortune 500 company lmao

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>>66830472

>>66830486
unironically works for nintendo

>>66830515
do you own some expensive shit?

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*appears from seemingly nowhere*

>>66830480
You don't need gas for arc, plus the gloves, cables, rods and the mask come with it for 200 quid altogether

Is there any way that Labour won't lose in the biggest landslide of all time in 2020

>>66830531
that's a baby penis

>>66830538
He does. I don't really, he pays for my rent in a large city while I go to uni, thats about all i got

Will /brit/ finally be rid of /pol/ mongs once hillary wins by a landslide?

>>66830560
>Labour

Oh fuck off, these threads are for yank politics

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>>66830396
appears to be a Class 220 or 221
You in Birmingham by any chance?

>/brit/ unironically thinks a criminal can become president

must be something in the water

>>66830560
there will be a general election before 2020 imo

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>>66830563

>>66830550
yes you do if you're doing MIG or TIG

if you're doing stick welding you don't but it's really shit and looks ugly as fuck

>>66830560
when Corbyn hits the biggest dab ever seen on national tv

>>66830636
fuck of working class scum

>>66830613
Indeed I am at new street, you're still a nerd

>>66830584
They'll never let it go, convinced it's rigged

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>>66830396
>>66830613
Definitely new street

Do you think your dad is disappointed with you

me: yes

is that one bloke that gets paid 70k a year with 150 vacation days around?

THink he said he did construction and fights with his colleagues in a locked room

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Just had my fourth wank today, lads

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>Will /brit/ finally be rid of /pol/ mongs once hillary wins by a landslide?

>>66830636
I'm not creating works of art or anything, it's just something to do down the shed when I'm bored, and stick welding is the cheapest to get started

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>>66830548
*stands in your way*

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>>66830661
>>66830672
I've never been to Brum
I'll have to take the train down there. Specifically the Class 390 operated by Virgin as it's the quickest and most direct way.

>>66830584
think they'll be out in force even more.

Far left Fascist sentiment invariably does well under left wing governments which fail left of centre voters. Le Pen rose to prominence in France under Mitterand. The National Front in this country gained traction under Labour in the late 1970s, and the BNP was on the rise under late Blair and Brown.

Obama led to much of Trump's popularity, a Hillary presidency will lead to the popularity of something much worse.

>>66830698
that's what my body is like right now (minus the tats)

>>66830548
>>66830717

I love how this guy is a complete enigma to /fa/.

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>>66830682
Yes, but by some strange turn of events, nothing to do with my fascination of trains.

>>66830767
how so?

latest girlfriend vampire torture simulator out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSdJ1iICdWk

just what i needed

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>>66830682
no because I don't talk to him much, but he would be if he knew I spent all my time here haha

>>66830727
pretty big station, dunno why'd you wanna come here though haha

only here for a connection

>>66830742
>not having a smug life tattoo

>>66830715
up to you

but you can do some beautiful work with TIG and it's much more satisfying

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>>66830786
Never been to Birmingham and the station is supposed to be fucking amazing

>>66830783
haha might let him know

why is wanking so good fuckin love it

forgot my mum was having a pretty serious operation today and my dad just text me to say she's really upset I didn't enquire how it went hahaha I'm a good child

>>66830584
>Will /brit/ finally be rid of /reddit/ mongs once nigel wins by a landslide?

need a picture to use for skype lads any suggestions

im not using a picture of me because im an ugly fucker

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>>66830672
are they starting to make memey looking trainstations all over the uk as well?

Not gonna lie, the skeletons and background are beginning to get on my tits.

>>66830811
Maybe if I get good at the stick welding, but I'm not ready to drop too much money on it. I did a bit of welding at work with a qualified welder and I enjoyed it

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>>66830839
just use a picture of a cat
that's what all of my social media apart from facebook is

>>66830825
haha you have no idea which boards he browses

why do southern London ponces like Milo and Raheem love Trump so much

is it the attention seeky flamboyant "look at me" appeal? that "lol, I say what I want" charm?

Heavy metal is going to make a comeback lads, mark my words.

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>>66830865

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>>66830839
this one

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used to be completely obsessed with dinosaurs

aged 5, you could have shown me a picture of literally any dinosaur and I could have told you if the species was saurischian or ornithischian, what period it lived in and on what continent

>>66830898
good post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvD3CHA48pA

in life one must choose between boredom and suffering

Mmmmm feel really good from taking drugs just now

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>>66830839

>>66830893
they are attention-seeking contrarians

but triggering right-on millenial progressives is pretty funny 2bh

gf has marks and bruising all around her neck. not from me so im confused

alri finished my costume

>>66830886
>>>/hm/1409473

think I spotted him in here

just poked a hole in my bladder

>>66830947
What drugs?

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*sneaks into this thread*
*stabs your leader*
*sneaks out*

>>66830995
not good mate

the gf just burnt dinner again so I had a good go on the punching bag if you know what I mean

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>>66831006

>>66830906
unironically going to use this as my whatsapp profile pic

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>>66830993
<- me now

couldn't find the bag of coffee that I bought so I figured I must have left it outside like a mong when I put the bag down to unlock the door.

Went out and the bag wasn't there (I thought someone had nicked the bag) and also I'd forgotten my keys indoors and had to wait ten minutes for my flatmate to open the door and felt like a double

When I got back it turned out I'd put the coffee in the fridge like a triple mong.

state of me 2bh

>>66830907

same, had a big book that i used to rifle through

>>66831062
the STATE of YOU

got called a loose cannon in the chief of police's office today lads

HI WOOWIE

>>66831006

alcohol

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>>66831091

>>66831087

you're lucky he didn't take your badge right there

Look at this cringey shite

https://lovinmanchester.com/feature/reasons-why-manchester-is-better-than-london

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just arrived in the mail, going to crush my bollocks with it while preserving them in spliff form

semi from the thought of it

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*rattles toward you*

I WILL be wanking within the next 15-30 mins

>>66831167
and i'll be the one doing it

wink wink

>>66831130
>ass
FOY

>>66831130
>WHP
>best club in the UK

you can't (read: CANNOT) make this shit up.

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>ASMR Tapping & Scratching

>>66831227
asl?

Lads I woke up at 4 in the middle of the day and stayed in bed till about 5, next thing I know someone's knocking at my door, must be a friend or something, answered the door in my underwear to about 5 runts shouting trick or treat and laughing and screaming at this large towering failure of a man in all his glory before I closed the door and they ran away

I live rurally and no one ever fucking calls, can they report me to the gardai? Hadn't a clue it was some pagan festival

How do skeletons wank?

Got my plane ticket to Japan lads.
As soon as I get off the plane, I'm heading straight to Nakatani's Mocha Shop and I'm going to offer 1,000,000 yen for me to be able to put my gonads in the bowl and have them turn my bollocks into Mochi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmSrULDVRPc

>>66831130
>25. You'll be able to afford a really nice place to live
>You won't have to be a millionaire to afford a nice two-bedroom apartment in Manchester.

doubt the veracity of this claim iah

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disappointed mook didn't have spooky scary skeletons playing on a loop

>>66831249
45/m/london

Trump still hasn't penetrated his target demographics

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iunwofB7Ul

these were alright, my favorite was the one about the bollock crushing. i'd give the set a 6/10

Taking a recreational dose of dihydrocodeine

>>66831251
kek

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>>66831240

>>66831243
>tfw I'm listening to asmr right now
>Dummyhead scratching│Whispering Sounds

>>66831251
You better report them to the gardai mate so they can get a catholic priest out there to reverse whatever curse the little heathens have afflicted you with

>>66831297
ghastley performance, bin yourself

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need a gf to lift with

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>>66831286
VERY spooky skeleton

>>66831289
meet me behind White Hart Lane in 5 mins

>>66831297
quite a good gimmick

>>66831251
hope this is true

>>66831299
Dp you get stomach cramps when taking codeine products, fella?

>>66831297
you sound like Idoobz XDD

>>66831297
interesting gimmick
could you recite >>66831266 please?

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>>66830511
THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH ROLLING MACHINES

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>>66831251
How dear you. I was there coach in football (gaa) last year.

>>66831426
i can't go around reciting everyone's posts, i just decide that i want to record the next set of posts that pop up when i hit update and i do and post it

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>tfw watching a sex scene with family and the movie comes on

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>>66831434

>>66831460
good gimmique

>>66831460
alright ALRIGHT don't get your knickers in a twist

>>66831397

No, only nausea occasionally.

Went to the beach today and brought my beer but forgot my pint glass

Was devastatingly sober

>>66831483
What mgs are you taking?

>>66831503
mgs3 subsistence

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It's November

Note to self: Abe Books BTFOs Amazon

>>66831513
howling

>>66831513
VOTE

http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335

How are you expected to stick to the speed limit at all times. Fuck me, that would be so boring.

I can understand in residential areas but on the open road let me put my fucking foot down.

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>mfw I remember I live in north dublin

i want to get quickly pissed by downing a few ciders (lightweight i know) but dont want to be falling asleep and constantly needing a piss or waking up in the night needing one

/brit/ is filled with degens, will this be a problem? give me the lowdown

>>66831297
cheers for the laugh
otherwise foy

>>66831529
Forgot that you Aussies are some sort of time travellers

i have severe runtosis
doc said i got 6 months to live

>>66831529
>accomplished nothing

>>66831503

Nothing too big, never more than 240mg

I've put on about 22kgs this year so far.

Getting THICC

>>66831529
And still no gf

>>66831316
fucking love halloween

>>66831562
>doc said i got 6 months to live
that's really good, although you should ask about ways of improving that prognosis and maybe getting it down to 3 months or even less.

What's a really comfy Halloween film?

>>66831583
how

>>66831548

drink spirits neat then
get pissed faster on a fraction of the fluid

>listening to music
>skeleton is syncopated

easily amused, me.

>>66831579
Of Dihydrocodeine? Fucking hell.

Are you on a prescription?

>>66831592
fucking love you

>>66831583
I've lost about 10kg that I didn't have to lose in the first place

look like a bony runt now

>>66831583

unlikely

>>66831630
think you mean synchronised you pseudo intellectual runt

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That uniform you're wearing
So hot I can't stop staring
You're putting on an awesome show
The cabin pressure's rising
My coke has got no ice in now

>>66831616
can't hack them


the taste is revoluting and they burn my throat all to fuck

i swear they do with every other cunt that pretends they love them and they just put on a brave face

fucking love willies

>>66831614
Eating and no exercise.

Gone from ~117kg to ~140kg

>>66831631

I'm a self medicating insomniac

>>66831548
How would we know? You haven't even told us the brand you're drinking cunt

>>66831687
fuck me

you're more than twice my weight

>>66831677
auto correct keep your hair on you balding twerp

>>66831689
he's right that is a lot

ahaha west sussex can't handle the drink!!

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Got the neurons firing

>>66831689
Right, so do you get it on prescription, or are you buying it online?

>>66831687
How the fuck do you get so big?
I'm 62kg and I've never been above 65kg and I eat what I want and do no exercise

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>140kg

>>66831316
hope everyone else notices there's a black lad behind them. and i'm not talking about the weird plastic thing to the right

>>66831679

It doesn't take that long to get used to drinking neat

As long as you're not drinking glens or sainsburys basics that is

>>66831687
sort it out

ive cheated on my gf 4 times. only one of them was emotional though

>smug nooseniggers waking up

right lads, i'm out

>>66831679
literal infant

>>66831711
>phone runt calling anyone a twerp
wind your neck in

>>66831715
>laxatives

>>66831690
irrelevant you mug they're all about 330ml

how would that make a difference

fuck me, the state of you

>>66831756
LLF

i'm not cutout for life desu

>>66831725

If I'm self medicating that strongly implies that I'm not being directed by a medical professional

>>66831742
or it's just a glove, w/e

>>66831742
holy shit

>>66831736
Use to be an gym rat. Then fucked it off. Still kept an appetite

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Bought a new motorbike

>>66831742
screeching

>>66831782
*swaddles you*

>>66831687
That's permanent damage levels of fat lad, honestly that must be a full time job. I'm bulking atm and it's fucking tiring eating so much, can't imagine how you find the time.

so are all the normies in christian countries partying right now? thats a weird thought

>>66831771
I'm surprised that people are being prescribed laxatives

I'd assume that they're hyper-strength laxatives, but at the same time I'd wonder how full of shit people need to get that they go and see their GP

Autistic habit: saying 'alright' in an Australian accent

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>>66831812

>>66831782
Well I frequently drink 7-8% ciders you little runt so I'd say that'd make a bit of a difference. Also,
>Getting pissed off a few cans
Fuck me lad, I'm a lightweight too but wow

>>66831802
fair enough

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I can't even bulk to 85kg

http://www.strawpoll.me/11547986
http://www.strawpoll.me/11547986
http://www.strawpoll.me/11547986
http://www.strawpoll.me/11547986

time to show everyone how much of obese yank CUNT
you are, you literal PIG

>>66831687
wew, you're morbidly obese.

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>>66831687
stop being fat
you've completed fatness

>>66831818
No, everyone partied on Saturday

>>66831818
normies partied on the weekend

>>66831829
just use a plunger twobh

>>66831802
Gym rats don't weigh 140kg lad, sorry to break it to you

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>>66831848

>>66831887
>100kg
>literal pig
what if i'm 3m tall i'd be a skelly at 100kg

>>66831785
It could also imply you're not using them as prescribed by a physician.

So you're paying £30-£35 for 28x30mg Dihydrocodeine pills and necking eight at a time?

Can't you just dupe your GP into giving you a Rx?

>>66831887
what if i'm below 50??

>>66831887
>70kg
heh guess I'm not a runt after all

Literally no excuse not to have a decent physique, takes a few hours a week of exercise and a bit of discipline with your diet.

>>66831852
they're 4-5%

can't remember the name of them now and not going downstairs to check just for you sweetie x

i'm not head spinning feeling like i'm going to puke drunk off a few but yeah i feel very 'tipsy' that's for sure.

>>66831940
you not important enough to weigh in on the matter

>>66831948
but food tastes nice

>>66831948
My excuse is that I don't give a fuck.

>>66831892
Probably. Dodged diabetes and heart attacks so far.

Might see if I can stick another 5kg by 2017

>>66831948
>t. skinnyfat

>>66831948
how do you do it then?

>>66831925
he's getting ripped off too

my drug addled m8 gets them well cheapre

At the airport laddos

>>66831678
don't know what to think about this really, middle one has put absolutely no effort into picking her costume, but she's really fit so

it's a pickle

this theme is fucking SHIT can't read a fucking thing

>>66831907
I wasn't 140kg when I was in the gym, you illiterate tit.

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oh shit

>>66831064
favourite dino?

>>66832012
then turn it off you mong

>>66831948

did a 7 minute plank and quite proud of myself

>>66832012
Pics

>>66831966
:/

typical

she a remy gurl so im goin pursue her

knew /brit/ was fully of underweightlets

>>66831997
Tell us what happened lad

>>66831966
Good post (by yank standards)

made a cardboard dj mixer to wear with an old pair of headphones around my neck

the sliders even work waheeyyy

i didn't see a single harley quinn today which was surprising, saw lots of really epic win trump costumes though, almost as good as the savile ones a few years ago!

just beat the final (not final) boss of twewy lads
wolf pin beat the utter shit out of him

>>66831887
weight isn't as accurate as bodyfat% and this doesn't take height into account

I'm close to 90kg but I'm also over 6 feet and my bodyfat is like 15%

Trump's rhetoric fuels jihadism

why do Black Pigeon Speaks and Molyneux come across as similar to Breivik a lot of the time

>>66831948
I never do exercise and eat what I want

I'm like 3kg away from being underweight

Saying that, I'm on some pills that have fucked with my appetite so sometimes I'll only have one meal a day. I've only been on them for just over a weeks so I wouldn't be surprised if by the new year I've lost a lot of weight

>>66832079
alright fatty

what's the point of programs like K9 when you can LITERALLY (non-metaphorically) just enter the admin password in 2 seconds and get past them?

utterly pointless

this halloween theme is better than the last one desu

HHHAHAHAHHA THESE SKELETONS ARE SO SPPOOOKY AND SCARYYYY HAHAHAHAHAHA
FUNNNY SPOOPY SKELETON SHAHAHAAHAHHA

SPOPPY PPSOSPSOPPPOOPPY SKELETON

HALLOWEEN SKELETON!!!!

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>>66832066

Lots of 70-79kg lads in here, didn't realise we were so common

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110920055810AAn3i2g

>>66832079
how do you work out bodyfat?
in that calculation does it work out external and internal bodyfat?

>>66832048
*whelms you*

>>66832079
yeah, but no one except /fit/ mongs gives a toss about that enough to know

just letting you know that you're a sadcase

>>66832031
bout to turn you off

>>66832113
Use calipers

>>66832099
it's just a bit of fun, friend. why don't you lighten up a bit?

Mates are all sniffing xanax whilst fucked off their faces on alcohol already

man bag brown like poo haha

>>66831994
Cheap from where? Vendors on the darkweb have your eyes out for opiates/opioids and unless you have a granny who you can skim some off, I'd be surprised if any dealer would do you 28x 30mg for under £20.

>>66831743
just shuddered at the memory of doing a shot of glen on saturday

>>66831968
yeah, don't see what eating more than necessary achieves though.

>>66831970
NEVER post 'tfw no gf' then

>>66831981
coming up on otter mode my lad

>>66832006
>caring about her costume
bit gay lad

>>66832135
you already have with your idiocy, you mental cripple

limp as a piece of wet loo roll rn

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>>66832107

>5'5
>140kg

>>66832141
yeah yeah mate I'll fucking use calipers on you if you keep being cheeky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaDQ1vIuvZI
i don't feel no ways tired

>>66830682
No he's dead

>>66831803
>>66831803
>>66831803
Oldnew

The anti-Semitic, Indian hating boss is buying me dinner

How do I turn this theme off?

>>66832158
Fat people are literally unrepentant sinners

>>66832189
nah it has to be pure

Anyone watching scary movies? Fright night is starting on film 4 +1 now, might give that a go.

>>66832200
go to bed and it'll be fixed by the time you wake up :)

>want to start lifting
>dont want to get too jacked

>>66832211
Fuck off Italy

>>66832200
fucking mong

go into adblock options and this url to you blocklist:
http://s.4cdn.org/css/spooky.662.css

Wouldn't mind about fatties too much if I wasn't paying for their healthcare.

>>66832152
No way is this dweeb taking 240mg dihydrocodeine.

you're all typing far too quickly
/brit/ is not at all comfy rn

might Machiavellianly orchestrate a psyops that will trick a good chunk of you into getting banned by the janny just to make the thread a little quieter

>>66832180
seems he mixed up lbs/ kgs but still had a light howl

>>66832209
>not sharing your dank memes to the masses
How Yankish of you

>>66832247
yeah, but they die off quicker lad.

>>66832200

ctrl + f4

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Redpill me on these

>>66832232
Epic meme friend!
Here's one for you!

>A fucking leaf

XD

>>66832230
once you start lifting you never feel big enough. dont sweat it.

>>66832283
ingestible heroin