/brit/

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Car Wanker sub-edition

oh fuck lads ive just been shot

Worried my hairline might be receding lads, does anyone have experience with rogaine or similar products?

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>tfw

honestly think my favourite thing about girls is that they always smell nice

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new Charli just dropped lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM33anTtEVE

>>66827427
basically off topic the entire time, with vague sport discussion here and there, CONSTANT banter going on between yanks and europeans, CONSTANT tfw no gf threads etc, it was basically like all one big /brit/ thread with a vague undertone of sports, then the janny came in one day and fucked it all up, now its basically just generals for specific sports and you get banned for going off topic

>>66827781
no they bloody dont

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>>66827775
>Margaret Constance

Are prices that bad here? I can get a return to Manchester from London for about 30 quid if i book in advance

http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/

http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/

http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/

Room name = /brit/

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>>66827781
Always preferred their lack of foresight

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>Friend is a SPAD for the Gov earning 70-100k
>We graduated at the same time
>I'm just working in an office

I fucking hate life. I can't keep up with the rat race.

honestly think my favourite thing about aj tracey is that he always smells nice

>>66827772
same here, work out and become muscular, then shave head

>>66827796
seen this

why is it in 4:3?

DONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT

>>66827770
In the bollocks?

>>66827781
i really like their cute little bumholes and fannies

>>66827775
>automatic: no
wtf i love maisie now

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>>66827775
>tfw Maisie passed her test before me

got called a yank in /brit/ lads

they told me to FOY

>>66827863
No thanks lad, that's a meme, you just look like an angry buff guy

>>66827864
aesthetic? it's fucking stupid though

just got called a pintle in lidl

>>66827999

W E W
O
W

>>66827885
nobody drives automatics here

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move out of the way, proles, your intellectual superior has arriv- whooaaaa!!!
*slips on a banana peel and slides out the door and onto the street where I get hit by an oncoming car and am totally mangled*

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Do you have anything you'd like to talk about lads?

>>66827925
eh?

>>66827888
I'm 21 and still don't even have my provisional

Money isn't even an issue

I need to get off my arse and renew my passport as I don't even have any ID lel

>*makes friends after uni*
lol
>*doesnt move away from childhood friends*
haha
>*has time to meet friends any day of the week*
weeee
>*has energy at the end of the day*
aaaahhhh

cannot WAIT to be 30 lads, gonna take the world on

Who /walk/ here?

You'll see me at the side of the road when you go past in your car just taking it easy and loving the nature.

>>66827977
>I'm 21 and still don't even have my provisional

How do you get into nightclubs?

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>>66827884
>you will never finger a girls bumhole

>>66827900
just don't be skinny

>>66827885
Only mongs would take an automatic test here

http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=35

password is runts

>>66827999
can someone photoshop amir hussain (poleaboo (ribena) )'s hair onto this picture

>>66827977
Literally what a fucking waster.

>Not getting a part time job during your A-levels and passing your driving test then so it's done for life.

Literally why?

>>66828028
>password on words that follow

pointless

>>66827999
it's nothing impressive

>>66827741
Mentioned

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>tfw want to stop the sesh because its degenerate but then i will have no friends

>>66827992
Used to walk 40 mins to my college, and now 30 mins to my uni. Actually pretty good for my health. That and i'm too poor for the bus/car.

>>66827999
I unironically fingered a girl on saturday night

bit quiet

>>66828043
haven't even done my a-levels mate

I've been a depressed NEET for like 4 years lmao

>>66827775
>Chippenham

More like Shittenham

>>66827843
>SPAD
>70-100K
I don't think so mate, he's telling you lies

The absolute runts. In this thread who didn't pass when 17

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>tfw ex is out for Halloween and you're not

Don't even like fucking Halloween or her but still a little bit upset for some reason desu

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>>66828089

>>66827899
The cruel cunts. Ignore them, nobody is a yank, nobody is that bad.

>>66828052
you're a virgin thts on here crying every weekend night

no one believes you

>dude, weed, lmao!

binned.

>>66828096
based on personal experience the only people who do this on the train/bus are poo in loos

>>66827775
Doxxable info

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>tfw you will miss the darker theme tomorrow

Might have to invest in the Tomorrow Theme gimmick

Swindon

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>>66828116
thanks lad

i do my best you know

>>66828090
https://www.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/486829/List_of_Special_Advisers_in_post_at_17_December_2015.pdf

>>66828088
But why though?

You can be depressed or even suicidal, still doesn't mean you can't get in a car for two hours a week and learn to drive.

>>66828156
Tomorrow theme is unironically the best gimmick

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love being fit and tall

>>66828090
I take this back. Had no idea SPADs were paid that much. Absolutely mad.

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>>66828142
We know her National Insurance (aka. social security) number, her address and her email

What more can you take from her?

Why do girls find tall men attractive?

ahh yes hmmm

>>66828196
feel like I read this over a week ago

had a wank

>>66828196
deja (You)

>>66828219
They like to feel small and submissive with a man who can protect them

>>66828196
Stop posting this you reject

>>66828177
>>66828202

>>66828208
Fucking grim

>>66828071
bran looks like a bent John Oliver

just marathoned this thread

what am I in for?

did I like it?

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How do your hands compare to Trumps baby hands?

>>66828196
6'2" doesn't' feel particularly tall

obviously she's a womanlet, but still.

t. 6'2" guy

Off to the Tosche Station, want anything, nerf herders?

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LADS

i need you to post the twitter of that communist jewish bird that always got posted here


ty in advance (ill give you a (You) if you post her anyway though)

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>>66828269
White trash gonna trash

>>66828219
Most don't care, you'll mostly just see the Made-in-Essex types harp on about height. The majority just don't want you to be smaller than them.

>>66828275
Nobody fucking cares

>>66828309
>White trash

Fuck off yank

>>66828264
Christ, Maisie is literally the definition of a runt but I'd shag her

>>66828281
I'm only 6 foot and I'm usually taller than most of the men in clubs/pubs I go to

ah yes

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=626_1477735718

>>66828196
I feel like I've read this before

reposting this even once is ultimate runt tier behaviour

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made you a Halloween present lads

>>66828281
Confirmed paki manlet

>>66828316
Fuck off babby hands

>>66828275
are you that lad who posted pictures of yourself smoking joints while watching the Euros?

>>66828305
Twitter.com/slagtits

Is this her lad?
Be careful now haha

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Have you ever seen a skellington

>tfw only 5'10
>5'2 gf calls me tall
>5'8 girl I had good chemistry with called me tall

think girls just call any guy taller than them tall if they fancy them tbqh

>>66828368
haha very funny you cunt

>>66828264
so grrm

>>66828328
This.

I'm 6ft and taller than 80% of men I see in public.

>>66828362
Yeah. Not smoking as much now. Makes me too lazy. Got shit to do.

>>66828385
Seen a few charred ones in Afghanistan

the bloods and the crips and the kkk

>>66828281
it's not

>>66828421
or as i like to call them, angry oreos

>>66828421
all me

>>66828405
im 6'1 and 85% of people are smaller than me

>>66828386
yeah in all honesty that's 100% it. as long as you are taller than them, they over estimate your height by a fuckload if they like you

>>66827770
CAN EVERYONE STOP GETTING SHOT?

>>66828334
He's posted it 3 or 4 times

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the gf's halloween outfit

>>66828359
Ah yes because I don't give a shit about pictures of hands it must be because I'm insecure. The only possible explanation. How utterly predictable

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>>66828405
Knew it. I'd recognise those perfect hands anywhere.

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fucks sake lads

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WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS

>>66828454
Same with dick size desu.

Mine is 7x6 and most girls I've fucked think its massive and some said it was hurting them.

If I'd asked them how big it was I'm sure they would have said much more than 7 inches.

>>66828507
BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA

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>>66828507
alri jigs up, who shrunk the lad in the middle's face

>Same with dick size desu.

>Mine is 7x6 and most girls I've fucked think its massive and some said it was hurting them.

>If I'd asked them how big it was I'm sure they would have said much more than 7 inches.

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Hayley 1, Poop Man 0
I had another one of those guys where I'm just sat there thinking 'yeah right, you're not gonna turn up, it's all talk' but then they actually turn up.

Long story short, he wanted to be placed in a nappy and forced to take laxatives / suppositories. We then bagged him up in plastic (head out, everything else tucked in) and left him in the spare room. He originally intended to do about 10 hours, asked to quit at about 4hrs and I let him out at 5.5hrs.

I did a couple of sessions whilst he was here, returning at the end of each session to squash his nappy, make him play with it and take a drink with a couple more tablets. It was all going well until we thought 'hey let's add to the mess' so each time I returned I'd pee into a glass and tip it into his bag. Mega bath-time prune hands going on. Not good!

His enthusiasm was great for the first few hours, but by the 4th hour he was starting to have some regrets. Covered in all sorts of muck. His parting words - 'let's try something different next time eh?'

>>66828533
llf

>>66828546
i put his face in the washing machine

>>66828505
I'm tick all of these other than "nice hair"

Fuck sake

>>66828454
>>66828386
Height doesn't matter as long as your taller than the girl, and if you're good looking compared to a 6'5 uggo she's not going to pick him

>>66828507
Lad in the middle looks like he talks like a retard desu

>>66828505
who would write this all out on a board?

Considering changing my bio to "Tinder is proof that the majority of cases of autism go undiagnosed."

What do you think?

>>66828556
my willy is just massive anyway luckily

>>66828505
women can be as autistic as men, who knew?

I've seen people in this very general list off a dozen things they want in their girl.

In real life, everyone compromises and liking someone isn't as simple as fulfilling a spec.

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science was a mistake

we were never meant to realize our own insignificance

>>66828524
eh that's not a proper example tbf, a 7x6 dick is actually pretty big

but my dick is 6" and pretty thin but my gf calls it big (she usually says long) but a one night stand tried to tell my mates it was tiny

>>66828556
You forgot to post Jay.

Not lying tho.

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>>66828600
Brilliant

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>>66828564

words that follow would be better if it used 4chan pictures

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>>66828606
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/STEAM_fields

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7no2wtBgbeQ the 'dem

>>66828600
>hello girls, I'm autistic
how about you just put that instead?

>>66828606
this reminds me of the brazil flag

I fought the autism and the autism won

>>66828654
I'm not autistic though, I'm calling them autistic you autist

>>66828565
>maisiebro is currently away on steam

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>>66828305
>10/31/16(Mon)22:00:59 No.66828305
>>66828305
>>66828305
>>66828305
>>66828305
Please respond


Are all of you newshits or something?

>>66828649
>together with art.

don't think so sweetie x

How often do you use the words

>bloody
>banter
>bloke
>lad
>cheeky

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The day we lose our permanent seat on the UN Security Council will be humiliating as fuck

>forgot to lock car door last night
>some little chav, screb cunt nicked my £150 sunglasses
>also took the £6 in change in my drinks holder

FUCK! Well, at least they didn't try to nick my built in sat-nav/cd player

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL8chWFuM-s

>moshes and air-guitars

>that one guy who posts club pictures from under 18 nights

for what purpose?

>>66828733
A lot
Not a lot
All the time
Not a lot
A bit

>>66828765
Paedophilia and memes

>>66828733
daily

>>66828743
Gutted for you Deano!

>>66828739
oh dear

>>66828700
>I'm not autistic
yes you are, and that bio is an advertisement of it

>>66828743
was walking home from a night out once and started try car door handles

amazing how many people leave their car parked in the road unlocked

>>66828733
Use them all regularly apart from 'bloody'

oh fuck lads ive just been stabbed

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So lets say you're fingering a girl's vagina and you find 'something' up there.

Now, this is where you need to stop and think - Has she told me there's a surprise up there for me? If the answer is no, leave it where you found it. Do not tug at it. It is not a Kinder Surprise.

It might be a sponge, it might be a nuva ring, a diaphragm, a coil or her cervix. Trust me, it's better off where it is and there will still be room for your cock. Someone once yanked at my coil when I had one of those and needless to say I'm still mentally scarred.

does anyone know where tim lives these days?

>>66828733
>bloody
Not very often, usually just swear in its place. Might use it if I'm around family who don't swear much

>banter
Rarely

>Bloked
Now and again

>Lad
Quite often. Usually greet the lads at work with ''alright lad/lads''

>Cheeky
A moderate amount.

>>66828743
How can you forget to lock your car? Is that not something people do automatically?

>>66828740
do you know what permanent means?

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Post your rare Sanics lads

>>66828838
Call 999
>>66828850
High Wycombe now

You are now thinking about that girl

>>66828292
I feel like I'm going to see this again soon but with the faces pixellated out

>>66828862
There's every chance I pressed the wrong button on my key. Pressed the open again instead of lock but the lights still flash.

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>>66828906

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just want to cuddle him and pat his head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGkTIiu5diA
very important viewing

>>66828906
*thinks about your mom*

>>66828866
It's only permanent while we are militarily relevant

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Have any autistic lads here went to college and their ives changed for the better?

Please tell me your college stories lads

>>66828923
That's shit but could have been worse, car wasn't nicked.

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If I could fall into the sky, do you think time would pass me by?

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>>66828953

>>66828881
Why are sonic fans so autistic

what the fuck is this

I turn all my fucking lights off and sit in the dark for most of the day so I can ignore anyone who knocks on AND NO ONE FUCKING KNOCKS ON

FUCK SAKE

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>>66828957
>mfw he was 17 there

>>66828975
did medicine, still a khv but at least i'll be getting paid pretty soon

>>66828998
Her boyfriend is a Danish chad, you fell for the meme.

>>66828979
It's a pretty new model and as far as I know its not easy at all to nick them without the keys.

That's why I always leave my keys upstairs so nobody can just walk in and grab them off the table, which I've heard of happening several times.

>>66829030
How old are you?

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>you will never live in 1990s America

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M3AjO1F-vo

>>66829004
Dunno

>>66829042
Where do you live? Dodgy area?

>>66828885
High Wycombe?

Bit expensive isn't it?

>>66828987
Lad on the right looks mega awkward.

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>>66828739

what's with this normie pointing meme

>>66829086
It's a paki shithole

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>buys a nice car
>doesn't have a garbage to put it in

>mum watching some period drama loudly that has a sex scene in

ahh yes

>>66829076
It's not bad but not great. Lots of nice, friendly people but also lots of jeb ends.

On a scale of 1-10 I'd say it's a 6.5-7

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you've just arrived in the northern powerhouse

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>2 minutes on imgur roullette

won't be doing that again

Currently suffering from a theme induced anxiety attack

>>66829122
>putting your car in the garbage

>>66828975
sort of

I was homeschooled and had no friends until 16, at which point I made my first friend but I was still pretty autistic. Luckily, he managed wean out a large number of my oddities that I'd picked up from having no exposure to society.

A couple of years after that I went to uni and forced myself to socialise and made lots of friends, got my first kiss, and have now started dating a girl. Since the worst of my autism had been eliminated I was able to blend in.

That said, I was never a true autist; it was circumstance that stopped me being a normie. I also have a lot going for me (brains, looks, confidence) and I think I might not have managed it if not for these gifts.

>>66829122
The UK is far more densely populated than MURRIKA. Not everyone has the room for a garage.

>>66829105
>normie bongs are appropriating Islamic mannerisms
Can't make this up.

>>66829175
i put my car in your mom's garage, LEAF

>>66829145
>girls with dreadlocks

There is nothing more disgusting.

There was a fucking qt at my school who went to uni in Brighton and turned into some unwashed smelly dreadlock DUDE WEED LMAO twat

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“If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face—for ever.”


― George Orwell, 1984

have 4 2000 word essays as well as other assignments in for the end of the week
might just drop out and kill myself

>>66829114
why would he want to live there?

Reminder shy democrats will win it for hillary.

>>66829212
want this but instead of my face, its my bollocks

fuck sakes, this theme is so horrible to look at. one of you neeks tell me how to disable it pls.

>>66829215
speak to the lecturers and get an extension NOW

or else regret it forever

Most women aren't worth the chemicals that make up their bodies

>>66829205
Shagged a girl with dreads once. Remember taking her pants off and being hit with a rather unpleasant smell so definitely didn't eat her out...

Also remember smashing her from the back and a rather nasty smell coming from her arse and fanny being whafted into my nose.

>>66829055
28

>>66829223
he's woke

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>>66829226
>shy democrats

over half of them wanted bernie and now they're voting for trump

watching Boy Band Catalina again

>>66827770
Tell us what happened lad

>>66829223
If you weren't a mong and had been following his saga he got evicted and I think he got some help getting a new place in High Wycombe.

>>66829247
go into adblock options and add this url to your blocklist:
http://s.4cdn.org/css/spooky.662.css

>>66829215
doable tbqh, if you stop browsing this cesspit and start working solidly now. skipping classes etc.

>>66829187
Thanks, this makes me feel a little better. I'll be going off to college in a few weeks. Sadly it's an all boys class

>>66829278
>it's the the yank who wildly exaggerate trump's chances all year

ah yes

>>66829268
Nasty, did you get poo on your willy?

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rate the 'ween 'stume lads

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neurotransmitters in overdrive

>>66829313
Lol no. Didn't shag her in the arse.

Never been appealed by anal

Getting into the station soon, I can either hop straight on another train that's going to go out of the way a bit, and I have to change again, and only arrive 10 minutes faster than my other option.

My other option is waiting around for 50 minutes and then getting on a direct fast train, which will arrive 10 minutes later than the pissing around on slow train option.

I feel like I'm minimising the risk of some spacker jumping in front of my train and delaying me by getting the direct one, and I'm not in a huge rush anyway so it's fine. Just waiting around for nearly an hour might be a bit boring.

What do you think, lads?

>>66829296
Thank you neek

>>66829310
i'm pretty well informed dude

>>66829271
How did you make it that far without even holding hands?

>>66829302
I literally have no motivation to do any of it
>>66829248
No point. Don't have any "extenuating circumstances"

>>66829307
What bloody colleges start in November

>>66829352
with no sources

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Poos for Trump

>>66829354
it's called social anxiety you fucking spacker

>>66829346
nip for a pint or some food and wait for the direct desu.

>>66829362
Im doing a plumbing apprenticeship in FAS

>>66829346
Piss around on a slow train

>>66829340
missing: communist

Cannae believe ma da has just given some weans trick or treating packets of instant porridge because we have nothing in

>>66829368
prediction: he'll say he doesn't want to get the sources because he doesn't think you'll read them anyways

>>66829403
*boots you in the '''''''''''pintle''''''''''*

>>66829403
sara

>>66829403
get tae fuck

everybodies just livin, live and let live

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>T-t-the email scandal w-w-w-will definitely finish off C-c-c-crooked Hillary

well thats me off to pre drinks lads, have a good one

>>66829368
in this context you're arguing that 100% of bernie voters are now supporting hillary which is obviously not true. there's really no need for proof here, you're just wrong

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>>66828505
>not marvin

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>>66829403
>porridge packets
Was there bears at the door?

>someone makes a Peter Hitchens thug life video
>full of pause edits where a spliff appears in Peter's mouth

don't think he'd like that very much

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3890202/Patient-seriously-burned-breaks-wind-operation-surgeon-s-laser-ignites-gas-Tokyo-hospital.html#comments

>Patient is seriously burned when she breaks wind during operation and surgeon's laser ignites the gas at Tokyo hospital

shrieking

Business idea: find out Tim's new flat's address and send him more memes

>>66829328
kek

>went for a drive today
>on a country road
>pretty empty
>50mph limit
>doing 65
>couple cars coming
>big truck
>FUCKING COPPER BEHIND HIM
>couldn't see him cause of the truck
>look in rear view mirror
>he just keeps going

Thank fuck for that.

>buying expensive sunglasses when you live in a country that hardly gets any sun

alright deano

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>>66829578
>The report concluded: 'When the patient's intestinal gas leaked into the space of the operating room, it ignited with the irridation of the laser and the burning spread, eventually reaching the surgical drape and causing the fire.'

>>66829599
leave tim alone you bender

>>66829482
>you're arguing that 100% of bernie voters are now supporting hillary
I did not

>>66829599
>Business idea:find out mentally ill man's new address and push him further towards the abyss
Why didnt you just write that?

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>>66829627
off yoursewf u little bellend

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>this thread

>>66829599
No, that wasn't funny

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>>66829477
>sample made up of 70% democrats
(((polls)))

>>66829623
i've found that cops generally do not give a shit about infractions unless they're put there to enforce them. like unless they're highway police parked in the median, they wont care about a little bit of speeding, they're usually doing their own thing

>>66829656
perhaps I want to send him fanmail?

>>66829627
I used them almost everyday when driving and all the time in summer.

And stop using British gimmicks, yank.

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Alri, lads. Can I get a REEEEEEEEEEEEEE-Wind

>>66829681
why and how is she so perfect

>>66829663
what the fuck do you want then

your claim was a ridiculous troll post to begin with

>/pol/ hates Sargon
>/pol/ hates Milo
>/pol/ hates Ben Shapiro
>/pol/ hates Douglas Carswell

they still make good points

>>66829707
its a very good gimmick desu

Never even been to the UK, but can perfectly picture Deano from the gimmicks

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>>66829578
who's fault was it?

>>66829656
>>66829666
>>66829684
Vinay did nothing wrong.

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Kbd5mulGfs&feature=youtu.be

>youtubers telling yanks to vote hillary

Actually can't believe the level of shilling at this pount

>>66829746
>hating based Milo because 'HE'S A FAYGOT'

how are /pol/ any better than gender/sexuality-obsessed SJWs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yERDDbP53Sw

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>>66829381
lmao

How many /pol/tards will neck themselves next week?

>>66829833
>>66829833
What are these people? They dont look like how I picture brits, they look like wops

>>66829847
imagine most of them are going to go postal

>>66829833
Britain radio communications interception gang

>>66829833
stop posting pictures from runt clubs pls

>>66829807
It's not shilling.
Who do you want? A pumpkin faced rapist racist sexist, or a Woman?
Are you going to be on the right side of history?

>>66829847
4chan will probably implode

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>>66829823
>liking a flamboyant homo who goes around saying he likes black cock

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Think I might start welding as a hobby lads, it's only 100 quid for an arc welder

>>66829823
>DUDE I'M GAY AND EDGY LMAO

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>>66829807
>Rebecca Black

I like the way its a different skeleton every time

>>66829807
Literally have no idea who a single one of these runts are. Not a single one.

Where did all the 2010 era youtubers go?

>>66829958
thinking the same

Whats the version of lads night in and out? Girls night in our out


>If it's a night in, then I assume they drink wine, wear sweatpants, watch a terrible movie.

>If they go out, they all get super dressed up. Everyone shows up late as fuck everywhere. Pre-game at someone's house and get really loud, go out to a club because they just want to dance, eventually someone is going to cry.

>>66829724
No it wasn't. there are shy democrats in your country because women are downtrodden and expected to vote for a strong male to lead them

>>66829807

they look like a bunch of poofs and poof enablers

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whats he running from??

>>66830002
hillary is only getting ~52% of the female vote and that poll was done weeks ago. i'd imagine it's lower now

>>66829807
Americans are so ignorant, how do they not realise shit like this can only hurt hillary's chances?

>>66828336
Sauce me Goose

>>66830048
*shy*

>>66830031
life

getting hot under the collar

>>66830031
not seeing this

seeing famous people cry will be worth a Trump presidency

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>>66830031

>>66830031
janny

just figured out why women are so annoying.

they are self centred which means they take everything as a personal attack . if you shout in their vicinity, they can't appreciate your point of view and imagine all anger is being directed at them.

cannot think of a program with more potential but threw it all away than the walking dead

utter tripe and i shan't be viewing another episode

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>>66830106
>>66830106
>>66830106

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>>66830057
It's from Coronation street; Lucy Fallon

>>66828733
Never say any of those words. No, I'm not a jf