Spooky edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w
>>66823090
*in a nasally faggot as fuck retarded voice*
khureeeeen pooop
we've spook'd /brit/ by making two threads so close together
me in the bottom right
http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=31
http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=31
get in
Alri
Unironically starting to think that Trump is gonna win
>>66823200
he's already won it
as we get closer to elections, Hillary's phantom campaign is evaporating.
Spooky
watching skins generation 2 again
>David Cameron sent a brutal text message to Boris Johnson after his Tory leadership bid was destroyed by Michael Gove, it has been revealed.
>Following Mr Gove’s shock announcement he was withdrawing support for his fellow Brexiteer and was running himself, Mr Cameron responded to the news by texting: “You should have stuck with me, mate.”
thread's going to be shit until at least the 10th isnt it
>>66823235
normie plebs: the show
Post British """housing""" compared to American housing
>>66823235
id absolutely rattle the "hard one" if he tried anything
>>66823255
not really brutal then
>>66823142
this one looks a bit fetal alcohol syndrome-ish
>>66823200
can't see it myself desu. there won't be a verdict on this email stuff til way after election day, and there'll be suits and counter suits for years before anything happens. she'll have finished her first term before we get a result on the legalities tbqh
>>66823235
what a bunch of ugly cunts
>>66823138
just filter him
>tfw not a tradesman so can't have top bants with the boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSgf6s4PH4E
>>66823299
>that soldier of mercy at the end
>>66823299
fucky nell maytee
>>66821934
I see
wish the jew had a fucking machine vid with the lass in latex 2bh
>>66823255
>should have stuck with me
>the PM who was arrogant enough to assume Brexit wouldn't happen and then resigned when it did
Lidl are now selling turntables for £50
>>66823309
Doesn't matter, think of all the undecided normies who thought her being corrupt was just a smear project.
Either way, America's fucked.
>>66823299
did this with the old bollocks
just had a glorious cheese toastie with worcester sauce
why are all gay guys camp, loud and effeminate?
>>66823090
It's my dream and only goal in life to marry a kpop lass.
>>66823392
they wish they were women
university challenge in 1 minute lads
alright dan
do you reckon anything will even be going on tonight
got a mate at the ready
poing a doo
waving a hank
>when you realise poleaboo thinks he's a lesbian
>>66823343
tbf he called the referendum before Corybn was labour leader, Brexit wouldn't have won with someone like Miliband.
>>66823372
they're definitely fucked, desu i mostly just hope there's enough institutionalised red tape and old boys behind the scenes who really run things that a new president can't actually do much at all. think that's the world's best bet at this point.
"America" kind of sounds like the name one of Trump's foreign wives would have tbqh
>when you realise to love ru means trouble
hahahahahaha
>>66823583
>Amer Hussain
>becomes a tranny
>America Hussain
wew
>when you realise the world is controlled by demons from outer space
>>66823616
>it's real
holy shit. they are in total meltdown
>>66823616
RUSSIA WOOOOO!!!
Halloween-tier tweet
>>66823584
>>66823616
how will trump recover?
can't believe some people still think "poleaboo" is an actual person
/brit/s best gimmick yet
>>66823616
HELP
memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DcSobnkB0w
>>66823527
Main reason I half want to see trump win, to see the limits of the system. Even Obama couldn't get a lot of shit done.
Do you lads like the show, Drunk History?
Fuck off Pan Head
>when you realise you havent took a break from /brit/ for at least 2 hours
>>66823677
https://twitter.com/TRobinsonNewEra
is his profile pic a literal South Park avatar of himself?
bloody hell, i knew Tommy could be a runt sometimes but this takes the cake
>>66823616
she was the one that sold 20 % of us uranium to russia
>>66823633
>when you realise there's just one demon in outer space and his only job is to make physicists butthurt
approach man like what's good wha gwarn what's good wha gwarn yo
>>66823721
>>66823721
bit large mate haha take it easy on the bandwidth
>>66823616
howling
>>66823677
he's real i saw him in person not long ago kek
Gf's gone absolutely bonkers lads I can't do this anymore
1/3
>smoke an absolute warhead
>smoke a Marlboro red right after
>weed smell is masked by the cig
heh she doesn't know a thing
>>66823759
don't care
>>66823759
want me to give her a dicking lad?
>>66823691
original was funnier
>>66823706
real or not, that's an actual person in that pic. absolute state of him
>>66823677
he's real
I've seen him
he walks funny
>>66823759
what on earth
>>66823759
2/3
>>66823691
genuinely cannot tell if this is italy or ireland
>>66823710
>tommy we need a photo of you for the front of your book. stick this poppy on so you look really patriotic and shit
>>66823841
>I will hit your head off every single wall in your house until you get into your head
I'm not a psychopath
wdsmbt?
me on the right
>>66823852
good lad
>>66823759
tell us the truth lad
you been necking on with other birds?
>>66823793
I bet you smoked inside too you low class dreg
>>66823841
oh my days
http://www.strawpoll.me/11546543
>>66823841
knock her out and say it was self defense because she threatened you
>>66823878
>>66823841
>>66823759
mate, is this the psycho gf you posted about yesterday?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3Au2sshWnE
the mandem
>>66823841
charge your fucking phone you savage. also bin that bird off of that's real, not fucking worth keeping a bird like that
>>66823759
>>66823841
tell her to fuck off and be mature about things or you'll heem her with a moldy baguette
>>66823878
Shit
3/3
we were at the beach
everyone was wearing matching towels
just got called a good lad on /brit/
>>66823928
was it a love bite?
>>66823928
Oi!!!!
>>66823928
this is fake
>>66823928
did you cheat on her?
what's with the love bite/ glitter on your face?
>>66823928
hahah you slimy little mong
>>66823950
if it was then he's fucking 12, grown ups don't get love bites. pointless and weird tbqh
>>66823928
>Goodnight
>>66823928
>>66823878
>>66823759
>>66823841
OI OI
CHEEKY RUGGERS BANTER
WAHEYYYYYYY LADS LADS LADS
DEANO SMITHY OI OI!!!
lol imagine being pathetic enough to let your girlfriend get that psycho with you
signs were probably around ages ago but this anon stuck about like a runt and now he's in the shit for it
currently chilling with some of my gf's flat mates
seem pretty sound, they're playing cards
business idea: Send iMessages to myself from an old phone and pretend they're from a mental girlfriend! hahaha XDDDD reddit will lap this up
Absolutely fucked for my exam tomorrow
oi oi
>>66823947
bad lad
>>66823990
superb post
>>66823983
I love you
>>66823928
>emoji looks like a shitskin
thats why you dont race mix lad
>>66824009
1,2 oi!!!!!!!!!!
>>66823871
>>66823950
>>66823974
no I genuinely got a scratch on my neck from playing rugby
>>66823903
yeah
>>66824009
is that sophie on the right? she looks well skinny
Can't believe I'm listening to "Spooky Scary Skeletons" on repeat while watching fucking machines
precisely one year since the word filters were introduced desu senpai
>>66824008
good lad
>>66823983
he's back the madman
got any feat. latex my man?
>>66824023
with a crown too
thinks herself a princess
what a mingeflap
>>66824032
>lovebite from your rugby pals
bent cunt
>>66824038
do not like it
>>66824032
then tell her she's being unreasonable and threaten to leave her if she continues.
>>66823985
is this a joke referring to me
if so fffffffffuck you
*lashes out and scratches you across the cheek*
*makes up stories for my mates on /brit/*
ahh the gf eh lads??? what a nutcase haha
>>66824032
make sure she doesn't have any dirt on you because if you break up you're fucked haha
>>66824032
control your bint
>>66824099
read the text lad, this is way past threatening to leave, this is bin her off and never talk to her again territory. can't go tolerating being talked to like that desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzBD7-_YD68
toot toot
>>66824159
you got any spicy ginger beaver lad
once got into a street fight, I won but I broke my hand like a fucking retard haha
>An amateur beekeeper died after he was stung on the neck inside his protective suit, an inquest has heard.
>Mark Turner, 55, tried to use an EpiPen to counter the severe allergic reaction but spilled the contents, a hearing at Exeter's County Hall was told.
update: absolutely zooted and booted boyos, the gf is making spaghetti and these lads are having some sort of elaborate card game (probs a Chinese thing) might ask them if they want a high stakes blackjack game
>>66824204
>be allergic to bees
>become a beekeeper
wanted to watch a film but I don't think I really want to
>>66824159
oh my days you utter legend
>>66824204
why the fuck would you be a beekeeper if you were allergic to bees?
new gimmick
>>66824204
must be a very nasty way to go
but why would you keep bees if you're so severely allergic to them that you'd die from one sting?
Can someone explain this I don't get it
>>66824135
my ex had pictures of me in women's clothing hahaha and I'm talking pvc gear
fucking hope they got deleted before we broke up desu. I was VERY brave breaking up with her in the way I did with all the dirt she had on me
>>66824255
eels good man
>>66824247
elephanto
>>66824204
>texts were found on the deceased's phone calling the sting a love bite and accusing him of being a slimy mong
wooOOOOoooOooOOOooo
Wish I had some psychedelics
no acid left and all I have are some leftover shitty Morning Glory seeds from months ago that make me vomit every time I eat them.
they give a solid high but honestly every time I think of them I remember that awful nausea and taste and it turns me off the idea.
>>66824255
me when I'm hungover
got accused of having the autism
i'm not autistic I just like things done in a specific way
>>66824159
good lord
Can someone inform the media that saying
>"I hope she gets shot"
is not a death threat
thanks
>>66824302
me on the left
>>66824247
>>66824299
it was very nice of comcast to send me this lovely copyright notice.
why doesnt anyone say tekkers anymore
I hope 66824362 gets shot (and dies)
>>66824373
whats this lads name again
I used to know but I forgot it
>>66824427
jeffery
>>66824302
you know if you eat them as part of a meal you'll feel less sick, right
severely addicted to porn lads
>>66824427
dave
>>66824432
you're posting all the fantastic ones tonight my man
>>66824220
>>66824245
my mum's a beekeeper and she's slightly allergic to them
>>66824432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE8Nr-mDa-Q
>>66824432
I watch it someti-
wait a second. this isn't motogp
>>66824427
gary
>sarah jessica parker in hocus pocus
brehs
>>66824465
same here, is there any proven downsides to porn addiction?
need cliff notes on the latest hillary scandal
>>66824491
blast from the past
Business idea:
>>66824476
think im allergic to your mum because i swell up every time im around her
>>66824516
you willy falls off once you do 10000 cums
don't let it happen to you like it did me
Watched porn with my gf today, was pretty weird. She chose a video from kink.com with that fat middle aged guy with the beard. I think she mostly watches the girl though.
>>66824516
the only downside is having too much fun
go shower
>>66824516
brain damage
>>66824529
cant believe there are nukes that have that much blast range
VERY nervous
>>66824543
Incredible banter
whho is worse, the mainstream media or the social media????
>brain damage
>>66824548
genuinly wish I was born a girl so I could be an actress for this site
cant have it all
>>66824622
the legacy media
the gf and her friends used to watch JAV together back in China
cannot wait to expose the inner tart buried deep inside. only downside is that she can get pretty psychotic ahah
on drugs
watching westworld
dolores is fucking beautiful lads
>>66824548
her feet look alright
>>66824548
ngl find it boring when they don't squirt
shillary's tweeter is complete meltdown
>>66824447
ill probably also throw up the entire meal
should have taken them with my lunch then desu
then I would also be able to get some sleep tonight than if I took the later.
lost my libido lads
most sexual positions don't do anything for me anymore
blowjobs don't do anything
anal is overrated
only seem to really enjoy myself when it's vaginal doggy style
>>66824622
they're both cancer
in absolute dismay at the lack of compatible females
>>66824674
>goybro
howling
wanted to watch a scary flim tonight but i won't have time now ffs
shouldn't have spent the evening with the fwb
>SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
what did he mean by this?
new gimmick
>>66824681
Try scat
>>66824723
XDD
>>66824681
posts reeks of virginity desu
>mfw runts are actually out consuming alcohol dressed up in costumes while I am at home bettering myself and meditating
Howling
There's something wrong with this spliff
going to a big bonfire thing on saturday lads
77% chance of nobbing
>>66824705
Watch pic related
>>66824763
>howling
off to reddit you go lad
>>66824753
not him but the only position I truly enjoy is doggy desu
find myself having no libido whatsoever, way too self obsessed to even think about it
>>66824766
yeh not enough weed you fucking pussy
new gimmick lads
>>66824753
wish i could gain my virginity again, might make sex more exciting
>>66824766
why is there mushrooms in it?
>>66824554
you a replicant mate?
>not him but
t. him
>>66824766
rawthentic? wtf is that?
Most overrated actor.
go.
is anybody elses 4chan page being flooded with moving skeleton pictures?
>>66824824
it's baccy
>>66824861
DiCaprio
>>66824861
sasha grey
>>66824821
>root chakra
wew
>>66824766
Yeah, looks like it's got tobacco in it
Absolutely disgusting
>>66824867
no, just you lad
why do brits prefer spliffs to joints?
>>66824824
*are
>>66824766
There's no paper
what does being 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse look like?
>>66824898
honours the earth
>>66824915
Cuz they like weenies in their butts
just aligned my root chakra with the large hadron collider
in a pure euphoric state atm
Get told I look like James Mcavoy loads
Good or bad?
>>66824861
Any yank
>smoking weed with baccy
is there a bigger pleb indicator?
>1 (one) trick or treater
not sure how to feel
evening
>>66824976
>smoking weed
>>66824766
u smokin reggie we smokin loud lmao too turnt
>mfw there's some edge lord faggot in my uni course that comes in EVERY DAY in a black shirt, black trousers, black jacket, and black shoes in almost formal gear
Does this cunt think he's going to a funeral? Why do people do this?
>>66824955
>>66824861
all the british ones
their american accents are abysmal
have had around 9 verrucas on the bottom of my right foot for like a decade
>>66824915
tobacco helps it burn better
Get told I look like a Mccoy's crisp lads
Good or bad?
>>66825006
i actually dont tbf but i used to
>>66825022
Is he crying?
do you do poppers in the uk?
need to cook a pizza without the normies seeing me and trying to make conversation
they're out in the garden having a bonfire
any tips lads
wonder what tim is going to do when he runs out of money
>>66824955
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2016/10/clinton_vs_trump_whose_crimes_are_worse.html
The bf when I get home from work
>>66824955
>>66824861
Steve Irwin
>>66825051
j-just bio oil
>>66825010
>faggot
fuck off yank
>>66824974
there might be some truth to this
british actors like christian bale seem better at playing an american than a lot of americans
>>66825023
if youre not shit at rolling and you dont have dog shit weed then there is literally no reason to use tobacco. stop acting like its anything but just a mongy cultural thing we have.
are there any good spooky british halloween films?
>>66825066
Stop being a nerd
>>66825080
wtf is bio oil?
>>66825017
Because the American accent itself is abysmal
Can't polish a turd m8
'za wanker loves his fucking 'za
Got told i look like timothy james byrne flat spracklen house dukes place marlow west london england united kingdom europe earth milky way
good or bad?
>>66825022
obvious shop mate
https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/793085062396932101
>this thread
do I wanna spit a bar? yes please
>>66825103
I see you're new to the gimmick
please read up on KnowYourMeme
>>66825066
Buy a mini oven and keep it in your room
>>66825066
cast them into the flames
>>66824871
need names and references
lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVGUs9nQGaw
>>66825103
>>66825112
pics
rolling a cheeky 'liff in the so called rolling machine
imagine being afraid to walk about in your own home
>>66825160
rollingmachinelad you are an absolute bender for not learning to skin up properly. absolute state of you
>>66825171
FONT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6D0OiJJ9v0
the choon
genuinely dont find the fucking machines stuff attractive at all. it actually repulses me.
nearly time for bed
>>66825123
I did but bio oil isn't on it
>>66825148
Fucking kek even though I've watched many Tim videos I've never heard him mention bio oil, I always thought he was just sweaty as after one song he normally goes 'Fucking ell lads I'm sweating like a jew in a gas chamber here'
>>66825171
not happy with this post
literally amazed at how good prime simpsons was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JUH0dSVRGI
>>66825117
not the same image
mong
>>66824766
>Baccy from a straight
revolting
>>66825160
this >>66825204 desu mate
would happily dash your green down the bog if you ever had the front to get out your bent little machine in front of me
>genuinely dont find the fucking machines stuff attractive at all. it actually repulses me.
>>66825094
Films about halloween?
>>66825257
https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/792722998910414848
whoops meant this
can you really tell the difference
>>66825234
gay twat
>>66825234
it's a solid gimmick m8
assumed the over-the-top hyperbole about Hillary wanting a war with Russia was just a /pol/ propaganda meme
then i checked Hillary's twitter and realised she really bangs on about Putin and Russia a fucking lot, it's kind of troubling how hostile she is
>>66825093
You can feel tobacco smoke go down, and pure weed is super tickly
>>66825273
yeah does nothing for me
>>66825306
umm putin hates homosexuals???
>>66825204
don't care I like it
>>66825266
Would just make you roll it desu
>>66825324
actually bent
Should I sell 2 1070s and get a single 1080 lads?
>>66825306
Dubya finished the war his father started
Hill-dog will finish the war her husband started
what does tim's poo smell like?
>>66825367
fuck off normie nvidia twat
>yeah does nothing for me
>>66825367
no 2*1070 is a lot more than 1080
>>66825306
she has closer ties to putin than anybody. she sold 20% of our uranium production to them. there are entire towns in the US dedicated to mining uranium for russia. she's a lying fucking WITCH
>>66825072
Trump:
Said bad things
Clinton:
Did bad things
Said bad things (not included for brevity)
>>66825305
yeah, it is a solid gimmick. i actually find the whole thing funny, im just not attracted to it. i can open up any of the webms and not feel anything, apart from mild disgust. meanwhile ill get a half chub on if a tasty slag is posted.
>>66825354
nah not really mate
https://youtu.be/q9-9GWFuS5w
brand new AJ lads filmed in Seoul
Spent a good 14 hours today walking around the city
>>66825388
VERY rude
I got them for 35CAD due to a pricing error
>>66825398
Yeah but drivers meme
we out here smokin penises
>alri lads yeah of course i'll roll you a spliff just chuck your gear over here yeah thanks cheers yeah and your baccy yeah nice one, one fatty coming right up. now anyone got a rolling machine?
>>66825403
>she has closer ties to putin than anybody
Perfidious Clinton
>>66825367
2140 sounds better than 1080 to me
>>66825367
ati or fuck off honestly
software isn't a replacement for hardware
nvidia is like a gay little prius and ati is like a supercharged corvette
>>66825249
seriously lads, it's bloody unbelievable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Lie3Y-Bkgg
>>66825419
yeah
>>66825478
I already have a 7950, see
>>66825437
>>66823616
the sad thing is 50% of the yank electorate (and pretty much any electorate) are THIS retarded
>>66825367
Prefer 720s myself desu
>>66825493
>>66825478
<you two
http://pastebin.com/T3c88iNB
just put evil dead on lads
GET THE FUCK IN HERE