/voc/ Vocaroo Thread

Noice

I always liked these threads

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Po2HFObytl

He doesn't. He does it so he can feed his family and not live off of the system, not because it makes him happy.

>>66819146
Rate the future of the finish language:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eM4vZ4Wr53

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y62O4YhIMc
my mic is fucked

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Guten tag, vocarische untermenschen

isiGerman:

Ein Streichholzschächtelchenverkäufer ist eine Person die Streichholzschächtelchen an Streichholzschächtelchenverbraucher verkauft.

Remember to r8 niggas

>>66819734
4/10 finnish

>>66819817
6/10, most words were understandable

>>66819970
0/10 for not reading the finnish part

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WH6mWAvBMI

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MNKhQwfX5R

Please, rate?

>>66820335
your fart sounds weird

>>66820331
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eIy9loI2eu

>>66820478
finnish so cute <3

>>66820331
>4/10 finnish
I don't even know how those fancy vowels with accents are supposed to sound like.

>>66820370
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MNKhQwfX5R
Great english, wish I could speak like that. Be a good anão and rate others.

>>66820245
Be a good refugee :(
Speak german!

>>66820586
I don't wanna be cute

>>66820659
too late for that

>>66819146
No idea how to read any of that.

>>66821106
Just try it
That's what makes these threads fun and makes my life worth living

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>>66821106
You seem fluent enough in english though :^)

>>66821106
just do the German. Try it. With effort.
It will make you smart and your tongue strong.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s17nXgHITOEo bumping with karaoke (I have a slight cold going on so apologies for voice cracks)

>>66821234
But that's autistic german.

>>66821660
You don't sound finnish.

>>66821870
Then what do I sound like?

>>66821900
Ano :^)

>>66821998
Guess it's back to using the name (for the millionth fucking time, I'm not Ano)

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1onFu4FBoIY

rate and subsgribe


and now to play dota where i am too awkward to use the mic

C'mon niggas don't let the thread die

>>66823279
Alright I'll bump.

>>66822511
>no finnish

jävla

http://vocaroo.com/i/s17w5rttwtUY

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1x4KKgwem2G bumping (also please r8 for more bumps)

Nobody tries German.
This threads became shit.

>>66824752
Write something then.

>>66824752
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B5SOcSHdcN

Get a load of this /lit/ meme my friend :-)

>>66824807
has been written there for hours. >>66820245

>>66824998
>>66820245
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DttSvzsIbR

>>66825156
Trying some french

http://vocaroo.com/i/s06vZJLHoQ7d

Post something to sing!

>>66825545
Sing to the melody of L'Italiano

Voi jospa tietäisivät maailmalla,
Nyt mitä voikaan olla taivaan alla,
On täällä kansa, jonka kyyneleistä aikaan saisi aika monta valtamerta
On täällä monta yksinäistä, mutta
Niin paljon kiellettyä rakkautta,
Nyt etten siitä riitä kertojaksi taulut eikä ikävöivät lemmenlaulut,
On täällä elämä raskasta työtä
Ja siinä harvemmin on onni myötä,
Sen tietää vain, yksin suomalainen

On pohjantähden alla
Tää koti mulla mainen,
Mä elämästä laulan,
Sillä oonhan suomalainen
Mä rakkaudesta laulan,
On siinä mies ja nainen
Pohjantähden alla,
Elää suomalainen

On tässä maassa itsepäinen kansa,
Ystävät jos pitää toisistansa,
Ei siinä erottaa muu, silloin voi kuin yksin kuolema ja virkavalta vain,
Me käymme vastamäkeen sielu surren,
Mutt' sitä nousemme hammasta purren,
Me mutkan jälkeen käymme mutkaan nähdäksemme,
ettei kannattanutkaan
On täällä elämä raskasta työtä,
Ja siinä harvemmin on onni myötä,
Sen tietää vain, yksin suomalainen.

>>66824998
I ain't trying that kameraden.

>>66825718
don't be a pussy.

>>66825156
Slow, but not bad. nice "r".

>>66819146
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E81TXvkk2x

turn it down a bit though

>>66825764
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fIzz1Kyt5x got tired halfway, is that even a usable sentence?

>>66819146

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ypKV2oeIEJ

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BCUt9C8fbx

>>66825843
>got tired halfway

The sentence is a typical Hegelian conclusion.

You are a pussy. Weak in mind and weak in your tongue. This is what makes you weak in your dick.

i tried to speak finnish lol

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RcjpVsLYCi

>>66825914
Why are you so mad, you didn't even rated the part I tried to speak.

>>66825994
Speak the full sentence you lazy shit. Then I will rate.

>>66826174
You're not even trying to convince me.

>>66826248
This is not how you get a strong mind and a strong tongue. And therefore a strong dick.

>>66826386
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DtB805udvq

I'VE TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR

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>>66826386

>>66825545
Post Italian

>>66826443
Good understandable but not properly read.
It's Streichholzschächtelchenverbraucher and not Streichholzschächtelchenverkäufer selling to himself.

>>66825914
>Hegelian conclusion.
I bet you meant
>Hegelian confusion hahaha xDDDDD

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ma5lhd19cE

>>66826575

Well obviously yeah...silly me, not seeing such an obvious thing.

>>66826628
You don't read usw. as U S W.
It is short for "und so weiter".

>>66825764
>>66825156
2nd try:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wyVh77HOoV

>>66826759
I knew that it means etc. but I didn't know what the letters stood for so I just read them as they were

>>66826889
>2nd try:
Pretty good. You can be understood easily even you have a thick finnish accent.

>>66825904

Ayy, I fucked up, no one is replying to me because I accidentally put the German tongue-twister as a reply to the OP, in the same post as the Finnish lyrics

>>66820245
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LQDrepDsOF
r8 my 100% pomeranian south brazilian acccent

>>66829009
FASTER!