British edition
cara
giz us a chuddy, don't be tight
the BBC is unironically more biased than pol
>>66817941
exemplary
>>66817926
unironically would love to do this to someones gf and snap them about it
>>66817926
ah yes this thread will definitely not get deleted
very impressive
wish I was still young enough to go trick or treating tbqh
why does he walk toward the camera?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeVo0iauxSM
BANGRE
Poll wanker loves his fucking polls
*updates my CV*
>>66818005
have kids then you can go again
>>66817980
Find that hard to believe tbqh.
>>66818008
did this yonks ago, foy
Suggestions for lunch lads?
>>66818070
what did you update it with
have been saving my cum in a jar for the past year and have about 30-40 boiled sweets that I have effectively egg-washed with my manky semen and put in the fridge to set
currently handing them out to the local youth
>>66818098
Bacon buttie with HP sauce on boyo
http://www.strawpoll.me/11545339
http://www.strawpoll.me/11545339
http://www.strawpoll.me/11545339
http://www.strawpoll.me/11545339
http://www.strawpoll.me/11545339
love my fucking polls lads
>>66818082
evidenced by the amount of people in /brit/ who think hillary is still winning
>>66818098
soup & sambo
>>66818121
Bacon and sauce are the only words I recognize
>>66818130
all the BBC does it take an average of all the recent polls in America
and they show she is
sily yonk
>>66818130
I'm sure you'll be correcting the record at every possible opportunity.
hmmmm thought all you evening normies would get your haircut every fortnight
>>66818130
largely because she is still winning
>inb4 alt-right blogs filled with misunderstandings about sampling
>>66818130
haha
sure she isn't
>>66818106
An excellent post
>>66818178
all reece
might do a /trash/ wank
HULLOW yesh daily reminder not to fall for the Tory spies' tricks and keep voting UKIP alright thanks
>>66818008
So he can grab your pussy
>>66818102
haven't updated it in 6 months and it's not very good, plus now I'm applying for PhDs so have to change it from a job one to an academic one
>>66818225
all me
business idea:
>>66818225
>>66818225
what kind of fucking house can you buy for the price of 20 iphones
would be laughs if hillary loses the popular vote but wins the electorate
i remember the meltdown when obama won the electorate but was losing popular vote, imagine itll be like that but 10x better
>>66818284
don't care
>>66818225
>14,000 quid for a house
>>66818225
i like doing it, and it works
>The OP pic has already gone
>>66818233
>PhDs
Everyone laugh at this nerd
am begrudgingly attracted to women
>>>/qa/803026
>>>/qa/803026
>>>/qa/803026
get in here lads
Absolutely HATE this self-styled "All Hallows Eve" theme on my 'chon
How do I remove it?
>>66818314
bender
Guten tag, änglische untermenschen
>>66818337
Maggie'd
>>66818324
Pics
>>66818290
He's trying to earn his bonus tonight
We're lucky the thread is still standing
>>66818324
close your browser
>>66818196
LOCAL POLITICS
>>66818324
Add
s.4cdn.org/css/spooky.662.css
s.4cdn.org/image/skeletons
to the filter list on whichever ad blocker you use
>>66818369
is there a bonus on nothing?
WATCH IT /BRIT/
>>66817941
lovely
SAY SOMETHING I'M GIVING UP ON YOU
Sign up lads, let's go shatter the Hun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwMblYM29Kc
>>66818299
that's not very nice
delete this immediately
>>66818405
His bonus is 20% of his salary on top of his wage
I'm nothing...NOTHING
What's gonna happen lads?
https://twitter.com/EmWatson/status/793102875681488897
>>66818398
thanks senpai
>>66818405
his mummy gives him good boy points
>>66818458
>mom
stupid fucking yank
>>66818445
SUN
(shut up nerd)
>>66818458
>humoring this feminist in the current year
>>66818405
He gets 20x the sex the average 4chan poster gets for every day of next week.
>>66818458
wew
she's going to get her fanny out hopefully
>>66818458
she's gonna blow herself up
(hopefully)
sit alone in my house every weekend
house every weekend
>>66818495
Jesus you lot are fucking pigs
Men can be disgusting
halloween choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Q08O1sSA-o
Is trainlad here?
I want to beat you up.
>>66818490
Edgy
>>66818462
Hm? You think I give out advice for free? No, 'course not
*unzips trousers*
Now get here
*forces your head*
>>66818518
Nice, i do similar but instead of staying in I go out with mates haha
>>66818547
*teleports behind you*
*unzips jeans*
FORCE THIS
>>66818544
fuck off you blubbery bastard, FOY
>>66818521
dont swear
not going to wank today
>>66818542
He's not even posted anything
You're a bit sad aren't you
I bet you also make fun of Tim
How are you getting over your Diwali celebrations lads?
Pulled a India weabo white girl in a sari last night.
TRICK OR TREATERS FUCK OFF
>>66818600
I don't make fun of him
I just follow the saga and the gimmicks people make
He gives me perspective and i'm glad to be with him on his journey
(not the trainlad hater)
>>66818596
me neither
actually, I have not wanked since friday
So tired lads but cant sleep until after 10 so I don't wake up mad early
>>66818630
*eggs ur house*
I didn't know whether to laugh or get angry.
>>66818668
Fuck off.
>>66818630
i was mid wank as well
Feel like complete shit. Shagged my best mates gf a few nights ago while he was out of down and I saw her drunk at the pubs
Not gonna tell him as hed rather not know probably
>>66818443
Quite like these WWI propaganda songs desu
bigtyme recordz
we nationwide
>>66818689
>>66818712
>american ""friendships""
>>66818733
>>66818689
Hm? Well, what were the stickers then?
>>66818733
>>66818736
he's not a yank. i can tell because i'm a yank
>>66818729
Here is an anti war song I like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NrxS_eweC0
currently on holiday from work
having holidays like this makes me realise just how much i miss this way of life, being able to stay up late, doing nothing but spending the day on 4chan, and watching anime + tv shows. it reminds me of the long summer holidays of youth where I'd spend all the time doing the exact same. of course I'm still lonely, but at least I'm doing what I want
not looking forward to returning to the grind next Monday
top cheeky
>>66818766
why the fuck should they have been tax exempted?
>the skellies are back
that's made me so happy
>>66818712
There's a folk song about how someone was executed for a crime he didn't do because he wouldn't admit that he was cuckolding his best friend when it was committed.
>>66818771
Hes just trying to fit in
>>66818689
>>66818733
>>66818766
>commits vandalism
>complains when they get caught
really fires my neurons
>>66818766
A fucking tax exemption!
Tears of mirth are rolling down my face right now. Does she even know how taxes work?
Another halloween on /brit/ eh?
I bet you'll be spending christmas and new years here too hahahahha..
>>66818689
Why would she put stickers on them in the first place?
is clinton done for do you think people still don't care?
is halloween really that much of a big deal in britain?
>>66818833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmkmrtnOMkA
>>66818786
i know that feel
pulled a sickie today and I cant even remember the last time I had an entire day to just shitpost or watch tv all day
feels so relaxing
fucking hate work
will unironically only be giving sweets to white british children tonight
>>66818733
>>66818833
yeah
>>66818833
New years is shit to go out, everywhere is packed to the brim and prices of pints go up to mental prices
Are Tony knows whats best!
>>66818833
Halloween isn't even a real holiday
It doesn't matter if you're spending tonight in or not.
no matter what I listen to this little skeleton bloke in the corner dances in time
quite hypnotising
>>66818843
nah she's done. been done for a while now. trump is leading swing state polls by over 5%. he's now campaigning in Dem strongholds because there's a good chance he can turn them red
dont reply
hillary will run away with this election fortunately
>>66818902
it's an illusion
>>66818760
>>66818839
"we're not costumes"
want to disappear into the wilderness lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYGEpQTq_MI
>>66818839
From the pictures it looks like she thought they were culturally appropriative/sexist/triggering because they all seem to be xl and xxl sizes.
>>66818859
is that aria alexander?
>>66818902
Hiroshima installed spyware on to your computer, that's why it's in time
>>66818782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izi_rvYdHog
Not sure if I'd class it as anti-war but it's pretty depressing desu
Bit hard to hear though
on the bus
>>66818925
where to?
>>66818942
its my gf
>>66818733
>SEXY INDIAN PRINCESS PLUS SIZE 2XL
hit new squat and deadlift PRs today lads
>>66818801
He deserves it 2bh, cheaters are the scum of the Earth.
>>66818942
It's my beloved gf
>>66818954
aisha is really cute fuck
>>66818926
your happiness is an illusion
>>66818902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzAfPh4zhP4
business idea: just hold the election today so i don't have to hear about it for another week
>>66818928
Do these people even realise that Halloween has Irish traditions and by partaking it they're appropriating Irish culture?
>>66818903
you say stuff like this without proofs throughout the entire campaign Lol
broke my previous plank record of 4 minutes 45 seconds.
The new record is 5 minutes 57 seconds.
>>66819006
>Irish
>Culture
Canadians how do you feel about this area?
>Radiohead will play a number of headline shows and festival dates in UK & Europe in 2017. Full details:
I don't even have the motivation to eat. I literally cannot even muster the motivation to get of my fucking arse and take care of one of my basic human needs. I've just been pissing on the fucking carpet in the corner of my room recently and my room smells fucking vile because I can't be fucking FUCKED to go to the fucking toilet. Soon I'll just start shitting on the floor as well I bet. But this is rediculous, I'm really really hungry yet I SIMPLY CANNOT will myself to get something to eat. All I can do anymore is browse 4chan. That's it. That's literally all I do all day every day and I don't even really enjoy doing it that much. Nothing else brings me satisfaction or entertainment anymore, everything is a chore, I just want to sleep forever. I can never escape this chronic laziness and boredom.
>>66819004
I don't get why it has to go on for so long
Yanks NEED a better system 'cause this is a joke, it seems like by the time one election is over the next one is starting up
>TORONTO WOMAN WINS BIG FROM LOCAL CASINO WITH THIS TRICK!
>Holds wads of American money
Neurons are flaring lads
I wear my own garms
Man see me on road and want arms
tell them SHUUUUUUT YA MOUT there's no qualms
>>66819031
>We called Canada Angle
>Now she on our dangle
got the phone number of an absolute top tier qt last night lads
feeling pretty full of myself i'll be honest
>>66819031
it only borders yankada (i.e. west of quebec) so i dont care
Forgot about Halloween theme
The funniest thing is that more of those costumes are now going to be made because she's raised demand for them.
>>66819004
absolutely fabulous idea
There was someone in the office today who started trying to talk about it and I told them to shut up because I, and multiple other people couldn't give a shit about the election
They shut up
>>66818985
thats not her
The divorce papers I just filed with the Vatican list me, my wife, Archbishop Cranmer here, but only one, of you!
First one to annul my marriage gets to stay in my church!
>>66819095
what are you on about la?
this halloween theme does my fucking nut in every year
>>66819134
like bapeposting quite a lot
Manchester is an anagram of Semen Chart.
the horror, the horror...
>>66819151
where?
>>66819134
perhaps they're wondering why you would behead a wife before baring a son
listening to a song about shagging a pregnant woman lads
how's this for the "work" section of my CV lads?
have unironically taken monday, tuesday and wednesday of next week off work so i can shitpost on /pol/ during election time
>>66819134
A divorce and an annulment are different things.
>>66819168
me bollocks in the middle
>>66819197
Surely Tuesday, Wednesday Thursday would have been better
Now you'll miss the post-election implosion
>>66819197
runt post
>still encoding
hate this blue shit
>>66819193
pregnant pussy is the best u can get
Fucking a pregnant woman makes you a nonce tbqh
>>66819269
fucking a bitch while her baby sucking dick
>>66819246
well ive taken monday off for other reasons then wanted to take the wednesday off so i could stay up all night on the tuesday and watch the reaction, so then i thought i might as well just make it three days since i got holidays to burn before the end of the year
>>66819019
why would i bother when you can't be bothered to look for it yourself. you clearly don't want to see any proof that she's done for. cognitive dissonance and confirmation bias are real things
all the slagposting in the world doesn't compare to seeing actual slags
I love halloween
>>66819196
>heterocycle
more like homocycle if you're riding it mate haha
>>66819334
Wait, is the election Tuesday night?
would love to test any of you runts chins out
>>66819340
good lad
nothing better
>>66819354
yes, well early hours on wednesday morning for us
>ask my gay mate how he's finding uni
>"not too bad, got this fit girl's number last night"
>"I thought you were gay though lad?"
>he stops responding
did i say something bad here?
If the election was last week, Hillary would have won in a landslide.
But because it's next week, Trump will shockingly win the presidency and the world will go mad... Literally mad.
The catalyst? A man named Anthony Weiner. The 21st century's Gavrilo Princip.
>>66819337
>calling someone a mug
>posting from a mobile
oh
my
dayz
>>66819267
hmm what did he mean by-- *turns flux off* what in the name of the fictional "god"? how straining for the eyes! *turns flux back on* ahhh MUCH better, lovely dark grey, nothing better, MM MM MMMM. so tired
>>66819337
>mobileposting
Come at me NSA
what if the election is rigged in favor of trump
tfw you drugs don't arrive
>>66819368
You out in dublin? are there many people out? I'm pretty tired and on the fence if i should go
I seriously hope he wins now.
>>66818934
And die like a fucking ignorant cuck like him? Aw m8
>>66819378
ummm did he tell you what he identifies as?
>>66819406
do
not
care
in
the
slightest
>>66819378
i really care about your boring life
>>66819380
idk wasnt everyone convinced romney would win on pol and they was going on about polls and that and all obama is finished
then baraq hussein osama won anyway? whats the deal
dublin of ALL places
>>66819380
Who is he and what did he do?
>>66819406
that's not soon enough
fucking leaf cunt
>>66819418
absolutely pathetic
>>66819418
LMAO
he's being blamed for even more random shit than brexit was blamed for
this is fucking hilarious
>>66819416
not out tonight, was out saturday and sunday though
>>66819433
not going to read a word of this post
reaks of runthood
>>66819337
Good lad
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
fuck OFF
>>66819418
ah yes the classic correlation causation
>>66819443
romney was an unlikable religious fanatic
obama is much more liked/respected than hillary, and trump is wildly more popular than romney
romney lost by a couple of battleground states
do the math
>>66819443
urgh not you too
gross
>>66817926
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE OP PIC?????
am i crazy or is this woman super hot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYB-nGz7s7k
go to 5:12
post gattos
>>66819523
a picture of my face
>>66819481
RIP IN PEACES HILLARY
>>66819481
>using the new version of clover
dropped
>>66819418
Those children have been abused to a terrible degree by their parents.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37823791
>The government is considering a ban on unpaid internships, amid concerns they give richer candidates an unfair boost in the race to get top jobs.
>Work and Pensions Minister Damian Hinds said "sought-after" roles in popular industries such as media and fashion were not available to everybody.
>The proposed National Minimum Wage (Workplace Internships) Bill would require companies to pay interns at least the minimum wage for their work.
So the solution to poor people not getting sougt-after internships is to make companies stop offering internships entirely?
>>66819508
>math
i think not you fucking illiterate yank troglodyte
>>66819450
let me tell you something about women
something about women
>>66819521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJrlezLvWnU
>>66819537
>>66819443
romney was establishment and a mormon, i voted for obama that year. people weren't excited about either candidate.
im firmly on the trump train and a lot of people are excited about him.
>Ex-Man Utd footballer Philip Mulryne ordained as deacon
Was kind of hoping it would be Ryan Giggs
r8 doggos
>>66819546
try correcting THIS record
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6v_Tfs6DH8
>>66819569
do people in britain really say "do the maths"
kek, i thought it was just used as shorthand for mathematics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FebsHjKVhE8
really got the adipose tissue going
>>66819380
genuinely confused about anthony "i like to show 15 year old girls my" weiner's involvement in this. So there was a probe into him sexting an underage girl and somehow that led to some hillary emails? or no
Hillary is FINISHED this time! Dead in the water! Gone, snowball's chance in hell, there is NO recovering from this! Trump is certain to win! [#494]
>>66819561
I swear most internships here are paid anyway, its only yankland where it's a problem
>>66819594
>people weren't excited about either candidate
But he was the FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT!!
Weren't people freaking out and calling everyone who didnt vote or him a racist, like Hilary supporters call everyone sexist if they're not voting for her because SHE'S THE FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT!!!!!
>>66819606
your house needs a lick of paint
>>66819569
DO YOU KNOW HOW HUMILIATING IT IS TO HAVE A SON
>>66819561
they'll just give less internships, which will go to smart people, who are statistically also more wealthy. so the poor will keep crying and then they'll also force companies to have poor people quotas
>>66819619
Fuck off, you illiterate yank spastic.
>>66819655
no, people were excited about obama in 2008. not 2012.
i had thought obama was actually going to do something in 2008, and was excited to vote for him as an 18 year old. he single handedly killed my faith in establishment politics.
Memes aside I'll genuinely be shocked if Hillary wins. She has like 3 people at her rallies while trump fills stadiums
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgQJtfTdmcA
absolute tune
Trump looked fucking weird in the 1990s and 2000s
>>66819561
No the solution is to make them pay
>>66819683
Do the math.
>>66819655
also SJW was not a thing in 2008, everything was a bit more sane back then. i dont remember anyone calling anyone racist other than people who didnt vote for him solely for the fact that he was black.
Sitting here in complete darkness watching these normie drones shift from house to house in desire of unabashed consumerism and feeling ZERO pity for them.
>>66819694
Where's the screencap of that spacker saying Corbyn is certain to win 'cause more people on the street support him?
>>66819698
he looks Dutch
scova notia
>>66819655
most of hillary supporters logic seems to be just as applicable to jill stein
travelling 90 miles for a night out tonight lads
>>66819732
>SJW was not a thing in 2008
are you joking
maybe not here but in america definitely
>>66819594
>i voted for obama
>>66819621
Is she the fat cunt from that Aussie talkshow? The one where the doctor who sat listening to her nonsense became a reaction image?
Find a flaw
Oh wait you can't
>>66819768
That'd like all of the UK hahahahah
>>66819621
>*struggles to breath*
ah yes
>>66819761
all me
>>66819627
yes. his wife was hillary's right hand women back when these e-mails were going down
his wifes emails are on the computer they were investigating weiner for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y
>>66819627
ALL of their emails were saved on weiner's laptop by an auto-sync feature they didn't know about. 650k emails showcasing their corruption and who knows what else. rumors are saying the Clintons are involved in human trafficking, arms dealing, organ harvesting and other crazy shit.
this girl is being bloody difficult
thinking of just giving up and going after someone who's not such a pain
got attacked again for wearing my MAGA cap today
>>66819722
I'm too busy doing your mum, yank.
>>66819795
it's like half way hahaha
>>66819837
>female rapping
ah yes
>>66819860
FOY
>>66819859
ur nan
I would give both my balls to lick those soles.
>rumors are saying the Clintons are involved in human trafficking, arms dealing, organ harvesting and other crazy shit.
Imagine believing this lel
>>66819838
God you're retarded
>>66819762
and yet democrats smear the fuck out of jill stein because she's inconvenient
>>66819770
i was a freshman at a liberal university and i didnt notice anything that i would now consider 'SJW'.
i wonder how fucked it is now.
> rumors are saying the Clintons are involved in human trafficking, arms dealing, organ harvesting and other crazy shit.
Seems legit
>>66819878
u looking to get pozz'd ya bumboy?
>>66819456
Former congressman, infamous pervert who has had many sexting scandals, estranged husband of Huma Abedin who is one of Hillary's closest personal aides
>>66819627
essentially, the FBI confiscated his computer or checked it or whatever. Weiner was sexting over his email. He also happens to share this personal computer with Huma. When the FBI checked it, they found some of the thousands of the emails that Hillary had deleted and they had previously been unable to find. Nobody expected this (except for Trump weirdly)
>>66819861
she's black you race mixer
>>66819891
tbf she's a nutter but basically all i ever hear about hillary is that she's not sexist and racist while at the same time not being jill stein
ahh yes great policies
>>66819838
>650k
oh wow thats a lot
>>66819890
are you frustrated senpai
>>66819838
>rumors are saying the Clintons are involved in human trafficking, arms dealing, organ harvesting and other crazy shit.
im cautious to believe this sort of thing and i honestly think that trying to spread it does a great deal to help clinton. "oh you're saying she's corrupt? what next, you think she's an organ harvester too you crackpot?". People should stick to the blatant rigging against bernie, the pay to play shit, and the agitators being sent to trump rallies
my name jeff
Why the FUCK are you not at a halloween party right now? Bear in mind it is the one time of the year it's socially acceptable for girls to dress like massive sluts and they really run with it
>>66819957
i don't believe anything until i see evidence but at this point i wouldn't be surprised
cats just crawled onto my lap, the snivelling runt, purring and that, looking for love
should i bash his fucking brains out?
>>66819978
Went to one last night, got coked out of my noggin and was getting real sweet on this Hispanic chic
>>66819978
that was yesterday you melt
tomorrows a working day
>>66819940
Why is jill stein a nutter? Her Green New Deal policy seems based, the US needs highpaying jobs right now, fuck giving money to saudi oil niggers
catpcha: GREEN James
>>66819978
because it's 6pm you cunt
I'm going later
>>66819978
i moved back in with my parents and am taking medication to stop me from killing myself
>>66819795
And yet that little island dwarfs every achievement your waste of space could ever dream of.
America is like having a ten inch cock while impotent.
kpop - matty
dnb - nova scotia
grime - callum
any more /brit/ genres?
>>66820025
tomorow was also a working day yesterday you literal melon
went to a halloween party last night and had the absolute worst hangover of my life this morning
not going through that again for a while
>>66819978
they have their parents over so things have stalled a bit
might get a text later praps
>>66819978
everyone did those over the weekend
its a fucking monday now
>Canadians arguing about American politics
Ahh yes but they're allegedly more like Britain than the U.S
last halloween of my 20s already on the way out, never went to a single party haha what am i like
i didnt fuck your girl but ur sister pussy tight
>>66820052
hope you feel better soon lad x
>>66820016
urgh you have a cat too
gross
>>66819978
going out later 2bh
dont even know if i want to but i feel obliged
/pol/ is going to be glorious when hillary wins
>>66820086
tbf (british) spackers argue about yanks politics almost every single day here
i unironically care more about strangers on /brit/ than i care about the flatmates i have to live with for this year
>>66820120
>british
>anime profile pic with MAGA hat
ahh yes
>>66820119
Ireland is gonna be great when it's time to harvest
>>66820026
i was thinking of things i've heard from people but i just looked those up and they've been way overblown by the (((media)))
never mind, would vote for her in a heartbeat
>>66820119
and the normies will be if trump wins
guaranteed shitstorm, I can't wait
>>66820110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgW7JMUipXg
handing out valium and codeine to the kiddies lads
>>66820055
anything shite - lisicki
>>66819978
>halloween party on a monday
top kek
all the halloween parties were on Saturday m8
>>66820163
nonce
new?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpP1oYNsXwI
>>66820153
yeah they realise her platform is the most sensible of the big 4 so they have to silence and discredit her
>tfw people hear 1 or 2 things about her and they're lies
>>66820119
none of them ACTUALLY think trump will win, they're playing doubles advocate
Why is the argumentative approach of repeating what some one said but with "le" in front of it in greentext next to a picture of a man wearing a hat not used more in academia and scientific journals?
>>66819924
Niggers out.
>>66820207
>none of them ACTUALLY think trump will win
>>66820060
Why are there parents at your presumably student flat
Don't know what's gotten into you lately
>>66820207
smokes lets go
>>66820221
haha you shagged a black lass by accident
feel dirty?
>>66820255
ricky this is my last pack...
>>66820026
yea she seems on the level desu
I like Libertarians but Gary Johnson is basically just Hillary + weed.
>>66820207
>doubles advocate
What did he mean by this
>>66820270
>lass
>cannuck
don't do that
>>66820207
>doubles advocate
>>66820299
>99
Found Trump lads
>>66820270
I now have aids. Fucking pavement apes.
Just had sex lads
>>66820299
looks like YOU'RE the double advocate here my friend
>>66820160
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>>66820243
dunno just so happens several of them have parentals coming over this weekend/week
>>66820361
was he gentle?
Don't know if I should dress up, what if I go into town and nobody's dressed up. Ill look like a fool
>>66820381
Very :)
>dressing up
try hard gimp
mates mum is in the season 4 finale of trailer park boys hahah
the reason our lives are so miserable is because we are biologically engineered to have a family of our own and be providing for them really around age 20 at least
i imagine having to provide for children and wife really bucks your ideas up. gives you a sense of purpose and direction. wagecucking would have meaning.
>>66820378
Why don't you then?
You need to fit in s m d h
>going out
try hard gimp
>>66820386
Couple of options
1. Ask someone who you trust not to set you up to be bantered, whether they're dressing up
2. Wear smart-cas and then take an easy to don costume, so you're set for both outcomes
3. Go in costume regardless and laugh it off when people make comments because you're having fun.
- Disclaimer: This one requires a level of self confidence that you likely don't posses if you're asking in the first place
im dressing down for halloween personally
>tfw started unironically calling raccoons raycuns
>>66820449
>having parentals over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxRX6LXDpWs
Any of you lads want to watch a scary film?
thinking Alien or something with aliens
>>66818482
Birmingham folks use mom not mum
>inb4 faggots telling me I'm wrong
>>66819471
>even more random shit than brexit
>h-heh y-yeah guys the decline in the value of the pound was totally unrelated to the Brexit vote....r-right guys?