Charlie Lad edition
karen lads
Got an ingrown toenail lads, actually very painful.
>>66809111
is this the same polish lad who was on about the English language origins the other day
you're alri
Going to have some lunch
>>66809182
yas that's me
ed balls is going to unironically become PM off the back of strictly come dancing
need a cheeky culturally appropriating gf
got a call about a job offer mid wank just now
Get in
>>66809205
>labour in power in ed balls's lifetime
good banter
the good news: the girl I superliked matched with me
the bad news: she's way out of my league and superliking never works
the clash, guns n roses, europe, pink floyd, and the smiths 2bh lads
wish my pupils didn't turn into dinnerplates every single time i'm on md
can't use any of the pictures because i look too bladdered
>tfw too anxious to be in photos
>tfw to intelligent to be in photos
>>66809255
photoshop
>>66809245
thanks for listing some shit bands m8
>Was working Saturday night
>>66809177
cut off toe.
>tfw to intelligent to work
>he has to wear a uniform at work
>tfw to smart too exist
>>66809294
into the runt filter you go
would give penny mordaunt's arsehole a good seeing to
>>66809352
if you listen to any of those bands you are literally a runt
giz us a line then lads
>>66809369
state of you 2bh
>>66809368
Penny Mordrunt more like
>>66809384
Line
>tfw to intelligant to have a gf
>>66809384
ah FUCK
>tfw too intelligent to not have a gf
>>66809418
me in the back
>>66809339
>not having a personal uniform like steve jobs
bad lad
>>66809418
wait got a better one, "is that you on the roof (the angel)?" then some heart emojis
>>66809418
looks like an alien
>>66809448
Christ
>>66809418
I'm Diane to meet you
>tfw too intelligent to eat regularly and not be a skinny runt
>tfw not intelligent enough to have an intelligent gf
>too intelligent for halloween
When is that stupid leaf Mark Carney going to resign?
matched with another peng ting lads
https://www.instagram.com/prettybasik/?hl=en
>>66809545
the things I would do to that arse
>>66809545
Seems like your standard self-absorbed normie.
fuck sake how does anyone like brown sauce
having a wank
aka jerkin' my gherkin
aka tuggin' my tube
aka strokin' my snake
aka chokin' my chicken
aka waxin' my wiener
aka pullin' my pork
>>66809545
what a minger
bin yourself
>>66809545
Utter pig
OI.
ME, YOU, OUTSIDE SUNSHINE!
>>66809574
thissssssssss
yousa boss nass de bumbaclart mon no mesa brudda mui mowly senseh fowl
hankerin' for a wankerin'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-Gljs8Y3Q8
ah yes..the so-called "banger"...
>>66809585
>>66809586
check your test levels lads
wish i had a gf
still have a cold :/
>3 weeks till christmas
still need a line for Diane lads
gasping for a clasping
>>66809588
d-dad no p-please
making an arrangement
>>66809652
>mother's day tomorrow
How is /GF2016/ coming along lads?
>>66809668
Diane you're fiaane
Europe is part of the Asian super continent and Europeans are actually West Asians
The concept of Europe was created by white supremacists
>>66809708
alright 2bh
assessing the situation
>>66809708
postponing till GF2017
isn't it maddening that the only reason English doesn't use second person pronoun "thou" is Puritan autism?
>>66809708
dont care
halloween? more like shalloween
>>66809732
as someone who has bad th-fronting, I can honestly say it's not
>>66809708
/blacksummergf2016/ has ended and /tightsgfxmas2016/ is currently underway
Fuck these bullshit ads
>>66809734
Why does this Italian twat post here?
Lads I love looking at girls, imagining them and all that; yet I really don't feel like actually having sex with one
What's up with that?
>>66809758
well you can just pretend you're Irish
>>66809768
yer a bender
>>66809768
same but for me its with cats
have you ever grabbed a man by the gonads?
writing a job app lads
bored already
shouldn't have superliked her lads
got no good line
might take some buckley's aha
>>66809795
that was actually pretty funny
>>66809794
Not sure that applies in this case desu m8
>>66809763
you retarded? adblock that shit
>>66809768
bender
>>66809780
err...no, I'm alright
need a sara gf
>>66809702
nearly shit myself then
>>66809807
offer to land a helicopter on her forehead
FUCKING REPLY TO ME YOU CUNTS.
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!!!!
actually feel a little sorry for the Rothschilds
hounded by lunatic conspiracists on street corners for no documented reason
>>66809835
isnt that from my boys artwork
havent seen the original for quite a while, almost certain it is tho
>>66809807
Call her a Sheila
It works evry tom swear mem mum
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1477920003411.webm
:3
Anyone going to see Cyrstal Castles in glasgow??????????????
>>66809999
this lad's a reel lad
>>66809906
thats blood lust right there
>>66809906
yousa mui mui nonse
>>66809762
>tights gf
why
post your alt right gf
>>66809906
should smear her forehead with fresh heartblood
lad
>>66809993
is that porky southern? She really needs to stop eating before she gets a double chin
Kent is very comfy
literally lad
>>66809995
she takes a bite of its heart after
>>66810032
Did you swim there?
>>66809993
spoiler that hog
wew lad
>>66809993
how can a blonde be this unsexy
>>66810056
feral
>>66810056
thats a different girl
waiting for the potential gf to tell me if she can come over
sent the text 25 minutes ago
>>66810094
>tell me if she can come over
You're supposed to tell her to come over, not ask bloody permission
>>66810103
omg lad
>>66810090
>yanks
she's a Kiwi
afternoob
>>66810103
>You're supposed to tell her to come over, not ask bloody permission
what you on about mate
this isn't a chad&stacey greentext
>>66810111
same thing
To be alone is the fate of all great minds
>>66810130
good afternoob lad
>To be alone is the fate of all great minds
just sent her a "what's cooking good looking"
only line that's actually worked for me
I still believe in your eyes
I just don't care what
You have done in your life
Baby I'll always be here by your side
Don't leave me waiting too long
Please come by
I, I, I, I still believe in your eyes;
There is no choice,
I belong to your life
Because I will live
To love you someday;
You'll be my baby
And we'll fly away
And I'll fly with you,
I'll fly with you,
I'll fly with you
TECHNO WONDERLAND 2K6
>>66810176
lottie you hottie
>what's cooking good looking
>>66810176
bit sexist
>To be alone is the fate of all great minds
>>66810176
Racist
>quote a letter and add a fedora makes it funny
>>66810165
you finally bought a computer?
> what's cooking good looking
>To be alone is the fate of all great minds
>Using pickup lines on women over the Internet
Oh geez what a charmer just let me ask the lads back on the Mongolian basket weaving forum what to say.... Ahah yeah what's cookin goodlooking
Literal manchildren trying to sound witty and smart, just say hello for fuck sake
>>66810276
ah begorrah
got a below average grade on my assignment
feeling below average
>what's
>cooking
>good
>looking
>>66810248
I'm aware it's stupid but the only line I've used that I actually fucked someone off of
>>66810306
below average boy hates his fucking homework doesn't he
wanker
>>66810304
Alri stanislav
>>66810306
Happens to us all
>>66810321
fuck off cunt
>>66810145
>be alone
>
fate of all great minds
potential gf is having a shit day at work she just text me
considering turning up out of the blue with a bunch of flowers
thoughts?
>>66810330
haha sorry mate
http://news.sky.com/story/key-figure-in-south-korea-political-crisis-says-she-deserves-death-10639586
>>66810366
dont know enough to give my opinion
>>66810357
>>66810257
>>66810209
>>66810165
Intellect is invisible to the man who has none
>>66810375
weird that there's a country actually controlled by a shadowy elite, glad that never happens in the west hehe
>Intellect is invisible to the man who has none
ohhh spooky halloween theme
currencies are a meme
what's with the hat gimmick lads please be friends
Intellect is invisible to the man who has none
>>>66810392
Still out and about in Denver. Getting some McDonald's.
>>/x/# has a comfy colour scheme going on
How do I get this halloween virus off my computer
>>66810462
ffs made me refresh and now I want to go back
Roommate came into my room at like 3 in the morning last night looking a hug because she'd watched a sad film and couldn't stop herself from crying. Cannot sleep in peace, for fuck sake.
>>66810489
same oh dare
>>66809993
>the alt right
>>66810478
everywhere does
fucks sake this colour scheme can fuck off
>>66810495
bet your willy got hard
>>66810495
is she qt?
Really enjoying this Halloween atmosphere, you're all Whiny sacks of shite
*disable theme*
>>66810534
*disables you*
NOT refreshing my page
DON'T REFRESH
>>66810538
*shags your disabled sister*
>>66810534
Why do disableds get their own theme?
business idea: we stay in this thread and never make a new one
fuck sakes hiro I need to use photon
this is really bad for my eyes
>refreshing
shan't be doing that
Yum
i'll be ur lifeline tonight
i won't let go
fucking hell its like Photon but worse
>>66810548
>>66810560
ignore these plebs
refresh right now
>I use photon
Ahahahha dude there's a skeleton dancing in the bottom right of my screen am I tripping balls or what?
>>66810579
this
been reading up on european history and it's actually amazing how much christianity ruined the place
>>66810606
whats happened?
DUDE SPOOKY SKELLINGTONS!!!!! DX
fuck off hiro you reddit cunt, I'll literally put you in a coma mate
>>66810586
you think hiro actually does anything with 4chan other than beg for money?
a couple of autistic mods left over from the moot days run 4chan now
>>66810607
>t. fool who had already refreshed
>>66810634
refresh the page
fuck i am sick of 4chan
where else can i spend my time on the internet
what news sites do you idiots follow
>been reading up on european history
>>66810628
>already using a theme so it makes the reply bar darker (which matches it better) and shows a skelly
goml
quite like this new colour scheme
bit spoopy
>>66810641
Is this your first year here?
>>66810661
excellent post
Lads I'm not even joking there IS a skeleton breakdancing on my computer! Is this a virus!! How to remove!!
this guy looks shifty
lads, let me help you
open adblock options and add this custom url to your blocklist
http://s.4c dn.org/css/spooky.662.css
>sun is shining directly onto my screen
>this theme
>can barely see a thing
I am playing 4chan on Very Hard mode
>>66810658
>using 4chan to get your news
*cringe*
>>66810684
shoot him
spoogy sgary sgeledons
sned shivers down my sbine
>>66810644
I'm blaming him anyway
>>66810628
*Martin Luther
Alternatively, I would have accepted *Germany
how the fuck do i get rid of shitty haloween mode?
i expect an answer by the time I get my chocolate hobnobs
might start a cult
>>66810689
shan't be doing this
>>66810692
I clearly didn't say that you pathetic half-witted redditor
read posts
>>66810702
I don't have my gun on me
>>66810733
call it 'freedomain radio'
>>66810689
decided after careful consideration that I will refrain from installing this virus onto my computer
have I read anything in this thread?
No, I haven't and I shan't be doing so
>>66810761
good post
https://youtu.be/KQr6m2l2J-Y
who else /spoopy/
Pogba?
*squints at the screen*
>>66810805
don't rate him
>>66810828
racist.
advice on how to get rid of halloween mode:
i dunno lol just deal with it
spooky skeleton playing a trumpet
*try and click on the skeleton in the bottom right hand corner*
*accidentally click on /pol/*
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT!!!
>>66810842
Yeah I am a racist
*shows you my swastika tattoo*
problem?
>>66810862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQshTiR4PAU
fucking tune
>>66810862
block this mans ip
lads
>>66810908
pretty nice 2bh
takes yonks to cook though
Mr Janny, tear down this thread!
happy christmas lads
>>66810908
>microwaves in 8 minutes
how fucking hot is that goinna be
>>66810923
no it doesn't what are you on about
>>66810908
runty
Hiroshima programmed random jump scares into 4chan, just so you know. I just had something that looks like that girl from The Ring pop up with a loud as fuck scream.
:stopskeleton:
Just sent this paddy a pic of my gf
i need u to know
i won't let go
>>66810942
8 minutes is a long time when you're a busy man like me
>>66810950
is this true
will NOT be using the chon today if thats true
>>66810887
*spits in face*
WHAT THE HELL MY PENIS IS GETTING BIGGER
>>66811002
*knifes you in the throat*
you can say what you want about the halloween theme but one things for sure its hella freakin epic!!1
actionposting might actually go down as my most successful gimmick, which is rather annoying since I have many more sophisticated gimmicks
>>66811024
sorry bout that
*stops nibbling on it*
*pushes you over*
>>66811024
WHAT THE HECK
GO TO THE DOCTOR LAD
>>66810997
looks like we got ourselves a scaredycat
>>66811027
ok lad.
*invents actionposting*
halloween costume idea: don't wear a costume
thoughts?
halloween costume idea:
wear a condom and nothing else
YOU AIN'T GOTTA LIKE IT CUZ THE HOOD GON LOVE IT YOU AIN'T GOTTA LIKE IT CUZ THE HOOD GON LOVE IT YOU AIN'T GOTTA LIKE IT CUZ THE HOOD GON LOVE IT YOU AIN'T GOTTA LIKE IT CUZ THE HOOD GON LOVE IT YOU AIN'T GOTTA LIKE IT CUZ THE HOOD GON LOVE IT YOU AIN'T GOTTA LIKE IT CUZ THE HOOD GON LOVE IT YOU AIN'T GOTTA LIKE IT CUZ THE HOOD GON LOVE IT YOU AIN'T GOTTA LIKE IT CUZ THE HOOD GON LOVE IT YOU AIN'T GOTTA LIKE IT CUZ THE HOOD GON LOVE IT YOU AIN'T GOTTA LIKE IT CUZ THE HOOD GON LOVE IT YOU AIN'T GOTTA LIKE IT CUZ THE HOOD GON LOVE IT YOU AIN'T GOTTA LIKE IT CUZ THE HOOD GON LOVE IT YOU AIN'T GOTTA LIKE IT CUZ THE HOOD GON LOVE IT YOU AIN'T GOTTA LIKE IT CUZ THE HOOD GON LOVE IT YOU AIN'T GOTTA LIKE IT CUZ THE HOOD GON LOVE IT YOU AIN'T GOTTA LIKE IT CUZ THE HOOD GON LOVE IT YOU AIN'T GOTTA LIKE IT CUZ THE HOOD GON LOVE IT YOU AIN'T GOTTA LIKE IT CUZ THE HOOD GON LOVE IT YOU AIN'T GOTTA LIKE IT CUZ THE HOOD GON LOVE IT YOU AIN'T GOTTA LIKE IT CUZ THE HOOD GON LOVE IT YOU AIN'T GOTTA LIKE IT CUZ THE HOOD GON LOVE IT
*enters thread ready to actionpost*
My gimmick: claiming other people's gimmicks as my own gimmicks
my foots on that pedal
i'm pullin on that throttle
hittin on that skunky
and swiggin a bukky bottle
>>66811112
not reading a word of this
>>66811120
fuck off thats my gimmick
*buys a pass to disable skeleton theme*
>>66810950
muting my laptop just in case
>>66811155
nah I think you'll find it's my gimmick
Unpopular opinion: I'm not really fussed about racemixing
>>66811187
cuck
>>66811103
like a full body one?
dressing as yourself is pretty original anon
business idea: convince people to believe in a shitty pagan holiday and sell them cheap chinese costumes and sweets
>>66811187
me either
could heem any of you if I so wished
>>66811217
no no no
just a regular one around your willy
gimmick idea: post one number from my mobile number every hour on the hour
fav boards lads? heres mine:
>/n/
>/int/
>/qa/
>/vp/
>/fa/
>/out/
>/sci/
Ffs it's November and its 18°C
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>66811264
the so called global warming
>>66811236
*neither
>>66811264
Nope.
Not correct.
>>66811261
/sp/
>>66811261
/ck/
>>66811287
Your country is dead
>>66811264
W I N D
C H I L L
F A C T O R
>>66811283
could care less
>this text should be highlighted
>it's darker
yeah nice fucking theme gook
ah yes, global warming is merely a myth perpetuated by err... the jews, let's say
>>66811264
yeah it's pretty warm but it's technically not November and temperatures are dropping to single figures next week so shut the fuck up cunt
>>66811325
There is no evidence that is man-made
>>66811329
calm it, caaaalm it
Going to St. Petersburg lads.
Honestly, will I get shanked by some slav for not wearing a tracksuit?
>There is no evidence that is man-made
>>66811325
temperatures fluctuate naturally
how the fuck do you think ice ages occur?
>Going to St. Petersburg lads
>>66811329
Right me, you, outside SUNSHINE.
>>66811398
t. moved to Italy because he liked Pizza and saw a Fellini film one time
>>66811378
Ah yes. A sudden 200 year fluctuate is close to one of thousands of years.
You fucking runt
>>66811378
Ice age cycles are very slow (tens of thousands of years), we are seeing a very sharp rise in temperature in the span of just a few hundred years.
>There is no evidence that is man-made
The British Empire
>>66811446
How many ice ages you been in then lad?
>>66811461
>>66811375
Not an argument.
Have a lecture in 43 minutes
So they are about to enter Mosul.
This is it lads
>>66811430
>>66811446
literally don't give a shit
will be long dead before any of this shit catches up with us and I don't plan on reproducing
>>66811473
all of them
the fwb keeps sending me pictures with her feet conspicuously positioned
does she know?
No evidence that it is man made, it could actually be woman made
rachel riley is looking very nice this afternoon
would rape her something fierce
>I go to lectures
>>66811503
are they nice?
>>66811492
what some muslims are gonna kill some other muslims
don't care?
do we care when a pack of wild gorillas kills some other gorillas in the african jungle?
no we don't and I feel exactly as non-plussed about this so delete this post right now
>>66811529
oh yes
>>66811505
Yeah its probably all the hot air that comes out their mouths haha
>this entire general
kys
>>66811534
*Blows you up*
Inshallah
>I don't need to go to lectures, I'm just that smart
>>66811492
Are they not doing the sneak attack like Donald Trump suggested?
>>66811543
she may very well know then
>>66811554
>trying to shitpost when you have the flag of a third world country
*lmaos at your life*
>kys
too scared that you might go to gaol if you write it out in full
>He brings his laptop to lectures
>>66811584
will deny it if ever confronted about it
not looking forward to the next thread
>>66811609
you're literally seen as the poor kid if you come to lectures with a notepad and pen these days
>>66811615
good lad
>gaol
VICTORY OR SHAHADAH
LETS GO INGHIMASI
ALLAHU AKBAR
*blows up thread*
want to go to church and be religious again but I love shagging and drinking
>bongers get locked up for saying "kill yourself"
>>66811630
but i am the poor kid
>>66811684
*sends you to eternal hellfire*
your fault for shagging and drinking
>>66811684
m8 the church actively encourages shagging and drinking
as long as you're married
>>66811711
talking about a real christian church not the CofE
>>66811694
*points and laughs at you*
>>66811745
*shanks you*
once an IP has posted on /pol/ it should be automatically banned from all other boards
>>66811766
so many fucking beggars out in town at night now
trying to guilt trip drunk people into giving them money
most of them are pretending to be homeless
fucking human scum
delete /pol/ desu
>>66811766
this would work but baiting twats on /pol/ is how i make the long winter days pass
>>66811492
Hope ISIS wins so the Pakis carry on killing each other
>>66811763
*survives and gets my councillor dad to get your family kicked out of your council flat and back onto the streets where you belong*
>>66811766
imo if you post on /pol/ more than 5 times a week, you should be banned from all other boards
this will still allow people to bait them
>>66811261
/ck/, /diy/, /his/, /lit/, /n/, /sp/, /trv/
so many fucking beggars out in town at night now
trying to guilt trip old people into giving them sweets
most of them are pretending to be vampires and ghosts and stuff
fucking human scum
>>66811810
don't see what's so wrong with /pol/
just because you're a leftie SJW that can't handle their banter
>>66811785
>>66811807
*throws a brick at your dads head (he becomes a vegetable)*
*starts squatting in a posh twats house*
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Md8SmfnfhB guess what im doing lads
>>66811766
would say theyd just evade it but most of /pol/ at the moment are phoneposters that dont know how desu
how much does /brit/ earn?
>>66811858
teaching Pelé how to swim
so many fucking runts out in /brit/ at night now
trying to guilt trip yanks into giving them (You)s
most of them are pretending to be Australians and Kiwis and stuff
fucking human scum
>>66811858
making squelching sound effects with your cheeks to make us think you're wanking
>tfw want a conservative gf but don't want kids
>>66811902
Vasectomy
>>66811888
nice reddit spacing
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tLO1aHUunW
i miss my cat
why does everyone leave me
>>66811902
>not wanting a UKIP gf
whip goals
>>66811952
Meant conservative views not the party.
what colour tie should I wear for my interview lads
was thinking something like this
>>66811963
ah yes, the so-called irish
>>66811951
because you try to grab their money
>>66811917
what's reddit spacing?
>>66811951
Everyone I know
Goes away
In the end
>>66811992
>>66811992
leaving a line
in between sentences
in your post
its the only way to fly
>>66811973
so you're saying someone with conservative views is gonna vote for labour
>>66811963
>mfw I see some 'souped up' hatchback with RIP PAUL WALKER on the back
Seen it multiple times in the past few weeks
>>66811976
purple
think i might start only posting in vocaroos
>>66812024
Where have I said that?
So you're saying someone with conservative with isn't going to vote UKIP
might open a paki shop
I'm not even a paki
>>66812070
'sheed
>tfw want a labour gf but don't want to racemix
Why did based Raheem pull out of the UKIP leadership?
If you browsed 4chan before 2011 you need to fuck off and move on with your life
>nobody has made a new thread yet
what the fuck do you think you're playing at?
>>66812103
true but I probably wont
>>66812118
hiro banned the making of new threads
are you fucking mongs going to make a new thread or what
>>66812118
then i'd have the skelly theme though
>>66812103
haha no chance kiddo
you're here for life
>>66812118
dont want to use the halloween colour scheme desu
Who the fuck is this spooky cunt in the corner??
>>66812118
You have to buy a 4chan pass to make threads now
>>66812151
thats me
*hooks you in the gabber*
>>66811825
severely underrated post
>>66812147
I mistakenly refreshed, thinking I'd missed the new
fucksake
>>66812153
Don't even joke
>>66812019
but I do that for readability
I don't know what it's got to do with reddit
>>66812070
kek