/balt/ + /ausnz/

Ribery dabbing edition

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baltman

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I lay in my bed,
dream of lil girls on my cushion,
deserve to be dead,
my name is baltic prussian.

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>>66808157

played like a fiddle

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They call me dys, dyslexia.

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Best cunt reporting !

>>66808218
Greatest ally.

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3D women are NOT important.

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>>66808208
>>66808218

foreigners... how antiquated

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>>66808152
>dat trigger discipline
veddy gud

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>>66808185
>fighting weebs with posting anime pictures
pfffffffff
nice logic you got there mate
here have this picture

>>66808245
They are actually pretty important. You know, the human race would die out withouth them.

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Discuss

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>>66808248
How are you doing chap?

>>66808290
no

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Most fashion models per capita.

>>66808326
but he isn't wearing any fashion

>>66808269
Thanks for giving me a clue who you are, so I can recognize you in future threads.

*smashes your hydrocephalean head against the toilet seat*
take that, kid

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>>66808317
The juden will lie dead in the wake of my reckoning

hbu?

>>66808341
He doesn't need to desu

>>66808346
you know nothing about me :)

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me on the right
you on the left

>>66808361
he's dyel af

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>>66808290
Animes are better that some stupid frog
*stomps on a frog*

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>>66808351
Just chillin and waiting for snow to come.

>>66808375
i know more at this moment than i did just five minutes ago, so i do my friend, i do.

>>66808319
Why?

>>66808399
hey I'm not your friend

>>66808418
What about me? Are we friends?

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>>66808385
Wish I had snow

>>66808428
Yes we are my friend

>>66808418
you know fuck all who we are, buddy.

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>>66808407
Taste my bullet microkraut

>finally more friends
Feels good

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>>66808433
wish I had a reason to live haha

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3D women are NOT important.

>>66808433
Everyone does ;_;
Snow is the best

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>>66808467
Same haha

>>66808455
Well I doubt that you are my friend or a buddy

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next person to post a picture of tea sipping will get a unforeseen consequence

>>66808474
But I can't put my benis into 2D women

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>>66808487

>>66808491
you can't put yours into real ones either haha

>>66808479
i'm sure we can find a solution to the situation at hand, friend.

>>66808520
But I did :^)

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>>66808520

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>>66808502
i made tea for myself :)

>>66808548
where are the proofs?

>forgets about int for half a yr
>returns
>exact same

w.e.w.l.a.d.s.

>>66808568
None since I didn't felt the need to capture it on tape. Also note I wrote "did", haven't touched a woman since 6 months and counting.
Lmao@my life

>>66808601
Won't it come back if you mention it? I have a creepy feeling if you utter that, the person will return.

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Me as Napoléon Bonaparte in the foreground and my life as the flaming wreck in the background

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>>66808624
>6 months
12 months here
get on my level scrub haha

>>66808682
Haha see you in 6 months haha

>>66808539
well that depends on what kind of person you are :)

>>66808787
no. you just need to cooperate when the time comes. until then, you are free to do as you please.

Hello.

Where are the models?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74y-VOHh8qM

>>66808694
hmm

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Forgot Janis :-DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>66808830
What happened with him?

>>66808820
no kek

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>Want to make a mem for my friend about how his squat is so much weaker than mine
>Google img search "Granny squatting"
>Mfw the results

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Hello, where is Estonian model????

>>66808915
what do you squat bruh

>>66808903
you have no idea who you are messing with right now.

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>>66808890
Who?

>>66808960
Don't tell me I am the only one seeing the ghost?

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>>66808932
got you

>>66808955
kek I don't give a shit

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>>66808982
A ghost you say?

>>66808993
you will regret this when i rip the crown off your corpse, kid

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>>66809020
yes

all balts belong to the Mikoto

>>66809053
now I will forever remain the king and you will always be peasant btw I bet I could beat you bitch boy

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>>66809071
A ghost you saw on that day which shall not celebrated by a good Christian?

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>>66808985
hello

here is some models with nice fits

i gotto take ashid now and also do some things

see you bit later

pls bost mroe models when i am absent and spread the word of the holy trinity of male aesthetics, lookism and religion of beauty

Thread theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNZooFfxW48

>>66809097
you are messing with powers far beyond your pathetic control. this is my last warning. do what you want with it.

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Thoughts?

>>66809145
pfffffffff warning he says don't make me laugh
also I got to go now so you don't need to reply to this you weak bitch boy

>>66809169
me on the left

>>66808950
140kg for reps.

>>66809169
good symmetry i guess???

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Goodnight my baltic friends

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>Walking on the street
>A qt girl walking towards me looks at me and blushes when i look back
>Walk past her
>She looks back
>Keep walking
Now there are 2 options: either im hideous and she found some morbid curiosity looking at my face or i am actually handsome

>>66809270
beauty is in the eye of the beholder

>>66809270
U r hideous

>>66809270
She was probably creeped out by how you eyed her and was afraid you'd sneak up behind her to rape her.

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>>66809337
>>66809394
thx for the body dismorphia xDDDD

>>66809270
>A qt girl walking towards me looks at me and blushes when i look back
you made this up obviously. there are no girls who are this shy these days unless she is ugly as sin and you look like a fitness model but that is unlikely

>>66809421
All memes aside, you're probably handsome enough, just too shy and socially awkward

>>66809212
night bby

>>66809423
Im 180kg/140kg/120kg deadlift/squat/bench/ 191cm 85kg. I also knew the girl and i think she has liked me b4

>>66809212
You're not going out on Halloween? What the fuck is wrong with you? Sad fuck

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latvia is new zealand

Im a meme machine. Without memes I would die

hi guys

>>66809696
Post memes

Russia shud leav

VERY happy with the quality of posts itt.

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>>66809730
Here is a free trial one. U gotta pay to see more mems

>>66809735
do i ned leave?

>>66809778
nobody has to leave as long as i'm the sheriff in this thread

>>66809778
no u gud

>>66809735
why? we brother slavs should to stick together

>>66809625
dont see estonia on that map

>>66809827
thnk u spacecowboy
>>66809834
thank u bEstonia1!

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Then me and you gunna have a problem here buckaroo, because i am the notorious Dirty Dan

goodnight /b/alt /b/ros ;_;

>>66809908
goodnight sweety

>>66809908
you're not going out on halloween? what a pathetic fuck

>>66809940
>celebrating a shitty trashy american import holiday
Top pleb.
Bet you celebrate valentines day too. Well I mean you would if you weren't a pathetic incel.

Besides it's cup day tomorrow dickhead

>>66809992
thought you went to sleep bitchboy, stop replying to me

안녕하세요 EDG 에서 원거리 딜러를 맡고있었던 데프트 김혁규입니다 . 11월에 있을 데마시아컵을 마지막으로 EDG를 떠나기로 했어요. 2년동안 정말 힘든일도 많았지만 중국에서 활동하면서 EDG라는 팀에 들어간건 정말 행운이였던거 같아요.많은 자국리그 우승 1번에 세계대회 우승까지 정말 많은것들을 좋은팀원들과 함께 노력해서 얻게되어서 정말 행복했었고 한국이 그리워서 힘들어할때마다 친구처럼 힘이되주고 EDG에 오면 최고의 서폿과 최고의 팀원들을 주겠다던 아론코치님 , 정말 좋은팀원들과 2년동안 행복했어요 그리고 2년동안 제일 많이 싸우기도했지만 힘들때마다 때로는 형처럼 때로는 팀원으로써 따끔한 한마디 아니면 위로를 해준 클리어러브선수, 정말 많이 가르쳐줘서 고마워요 . 그리고 메이코 ㅎㅎ 처음에 정말 못했었는데 승부욕도 정말 강하고 열심히하는게 제 옛날에 보는거같아서 가르쳐줄수있는건 다 가르쳐준거 같은데 다음에 올 원딜은 너가 코고는걸 참아줄수있을진 모르겠다. 나 없어도 잘할거라고 믿고 더 발전했으면 좋겠어 . 그리고 2년동안 한국에서 온 저이지만 나라 상관없이 정말 많이 응원해주신 중국팬분들 정말 항상 고마웠습니다 정말 분에 넘치는 사랑을 받았던거같아요. 쓰다보니 글이 조금 길어졌는데 다 읽어주셔서 고맙습니다

>>66810005
>nigthuanian BTFO so hard the only response he can muster is this shit

night, poof.

>>66809899
don't care

Hallå vem är svennen här och varför brevar du i denna tråd?

>>66808218
I would leicht her stein if you know what I mean

>>66810148
BACK THE FUCK OFF!?

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>tfw i will never be part of an American College football team

shit thread

especially the scatvians and pizdonians who post faggots

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>>66810052

>>66810362
we should liberate the latvian people

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>>66810362
>he isnt sophisticated enough to understand that male aesthetics are far more superior than female aesthetics

>>66810395
thanks for the (you), have one as well

>>66810420
Why thank (You), what was the thing you posted?

>>66810414
shit gimmick already went shit past the first thread yesterday

get a new one

>>66810438
i copied it off the facebook of a certain korean e-sports player, it's about how he sees the 2016 season and stuff like that i think

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>coworker links me this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cjbSgy3vSw
>says it's amazing
I just wanted to scream, but boss was there...

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Hiro is behind this.

>>66810499
Ah, thank you, have another (You)

>>66810539
(you) too friend haha

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why are slavthuanians so animal like?

Its a shame the superior Baltic people of Latvia and Estonia need to deal with these animals

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>There is a cat-senpai at the bus stop im in and it crawled on my lap

Wtf now ppl think im a crazy dude with a cat in his lap waiting for bus

>>66810567
t. Ivan

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>>66810490
>gimmick

Literally every relevant fashion house uses Baltic models (except Lithuanian).

pic related, it's Dior Homme

>>66810608
dont dirty your hands with these animals, let them drivel in their pit of shit (slavthuania)

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>>66810567
>slavthuanians
>coming from a a scatvian


>Latvians unironically make up 60% of population in their country
>Latvian is a minority language in their capital
>Russians form absolute majority in their second biggest city
>Latvia unironically had referendum to make Russian state language
>Mayor of their capital is Russian and thanked Soviet Army

>Latvians make up 45% in their largest and capital city
>Latvians make up 19% in their second biggest city
>Latvians make up 55% in their third biggest city
>Latvians make up 62% in their fourth biggest city
>Latvians make up 50% in their fifth biggest city


Oh and.

>More than a third of Latvian paternal lineages belong specifically to a recently defined R1a-M558 hg, indicating an influence from a common source within Eastern Slavic populations on the formation of the present-day Latvian Y-chromosome gene pool.

>>66810594
Its purrying now and ppl are looking what do?

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>>66810608
>Why yes I cherry pick and post pictures on internet imageboards where like 50 people frequent them to feel better about myself
Here a model for Versace and plays in NHL.

>>66810647
you tell him
you tell that fucking russian

>>66810647
made me rly think

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>>66810662
Arent u one friendly feller, catfam

>>66810699
>Estonia
>not most models per capita

Lithuanian education, everybody

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Uzu58N-Sso

>slavthuanians

youre not fooling anyone, animals

>>66809496
>85kg
SMALL

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>>66810745
>Estonians so stupid and poor they have to sell their bodies to fashion companies instead of becoming chemists, mathematicians or engineers

>>66809841
israel

>>66810788
Bulking to 93 famalam

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>>66810745
Most of models aren't picked for their goods looks, but for their unusual features.

And by per capita models you're 1st, we're 3rd Latvians 5.

>It's gay episode again

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>>66810774
just look at these people in that video
not a single one of them could EVER pass as a local here, they look so slavic
why the fuck Lithuania is so different from Latvia and Estonia

>>66810647
holy shit, that poor latvian will probably kill himself now

>>66810806
SMALLER

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>>66810827
Simple

lithuanians are purely animals compared to Latvians and Estonians

>>66810647
Shame Lithuanian literally sounds like Russian.

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>>66810819
>Lithuania
>#3

btfo desu

Of course not as good as Estonia, but respectable.

>>66810789
>Lithuanian scientists

>>66810917
not a thing

>>66810789
I do agree with this desu. But at least we're beautiful.

>people still don't realise that you are only human if you posses high status genetics and that your nationality becomes null once you ascend subhumanity


N O T T H E R E Y E T

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The Latvian is no more than a rat. He has no right of breathing the same air, eating the same food, sitting on the same bench, or taking the same bus as a superior Lithuanian. Animals shouldn't be allowed to vote, yet Yeltsin gave these subhumans the right to self determination. We can see what effect this has today, with Latvia being the poorest of the three baltic countries, drug use, violence and poverty being rampant.

Latvia as such olds zero cultural or hitorical significance, and was passed around European powers like a tennis ball, because the cowardly "latvian" nation never strived for independence, greatness, or glory. Today, they still sit in their shithole and dare to insult their aryan neighbours to the south.

>>66810960
Certainly more of a thing than Latvian scientists.

Lithuanian history.

>be Lithuanian
>ayy so we be saying we is dukes and shiet
>form a large nation whilst conquering Slavs that are fucked by Mongols
>decide to prop up a proper king one day but he gets killed by his own lmao
>ayy mang so we is a large country now, so what language shall we use?
>DAS RITE SINCE WE IS PROUD NON SLAVS, LETS USE RUTHENIAN
>biggest """"country"""" in europe
>still no cultural achievements to speak of
>literally use a language from conquered peoples
>only get their own language attested after Middle Ages
>still be big
>decide to become a cuck to Poland
>get in personal union willingly
>entire upper class gets Polonised except for some peasant kangs in Samogotia
>literally delude themselves into thinking they are descended from horsefucking barbarians, Sarmatians
>this goes on
>Wilno is Polish until recently
>get independent somehow
>luck out of not getting Russians during USSR because nationalist politicians not getting purged like they did in
>lucky out by not actually being allowed to form proper SS leggions during WW2 thus being more of good bois
>ignores the fact that Latvia was the HQ of Soviety military in Baltics and that explains the presense of Russians

You literally have no lasting cultural achievemnts or anything like that. Even Russians which everyone seems to hate have achieved something more than you horseriding fucks. Even Poles got something useful.

It's even more pathetic when you latch unto nationalism as some form of identity and source of pride when your ancestors were most likely stick farmers living in a designated swamp for hundreds of years until producing that one offspring that feels "proud" for his ethnic history.

ayy lmao at you retardeds. I bet you think roleplaying countries is serious bussiness.

None of the Baltic countries are significant in any way and this shitflinging is just a symptom of insecurity common in shitholes like our own. lmao at you genetic failures.

>>66811347
all true, but only because belarussians are the real lithuanians.

by the way nice halloween theme, 4chan!

>>66811347
>Be latvian
>Be half russian
>Be jealous of our amazing history

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If you even doubt what I say, try saying to normie Balts that they are Slavs, Eastern Europeans, i.e., stuff that generally gets us butthurt to see how insecure we actually are. Any nation with lasting achievemnts isn't anywhere as insecure as our own shitholes of the greatest magnitude are. It's even worse when retards become self hating retards just because they still latch unto nationalism as some form of identity on Taiwanese basket weaving forum. Defensivness is weakness. You are all retarded cucks lmao. Read Stirner and free yourselves from sp00ks.

>>66811418
It's real dank desu.

Isn't that Belarussian we wuz kangs type of thing?

>>66811347
igor

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>>66811457
Russians have more amazing history than any of us do, despite being barbaric squatshits. If anything, why should I, if I had any Russian blood, be ashamed of it when realistically Russian achievements are greater than those of Baltics and much of Eastern Europe combined? At least they have well known composers and writers. What do we have lmao? Some nationalist writers that wrote about peasant lives about a century ago and got forgotten by anyone but middle aged teachers in literatuer classes in HS?

kek lad, think about what I am talking about.

>>66811499
I'm without any Russian ancestry.

>>66811478
>>66811585
What you're saying is true.
With the Belarussians it was like this: Most of our country were, like you said, Slavs. So of course most of our soldiers, population, merchants et cetera as well. So if we're being realistic Belarussians contributed more to the Grand Duchy of Lithuania, than so called ethnic Lithuanians.

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>>66811347
>Even Russians which everyone seems to hate have achieved something more than you horseriding fucks.


Oh Mr.Wiseman a country of 140 million had more contribution than a country of 3 million.

>literally delude themselves into thinking they are descended from horsefucking barbarians, Sarmatians


That was only appliable to Polish nobility. Lithuanian nobility unironically believed they were descendants of Romans.

>luck out of not getting Russians during USSR because nationalist politicians not getting purged like they did in

No because we had a commie leader who was strictly against Russian emigration and managed to slow down their influx.

>After Stalin's death in 1953, the government of the Lithuanian SSR, led by the "communist nationalist" Antanas Sniečkus, objected to the resettlement policies and managed to slow down the influx of Russians by letting Lithuanians fill some of the higher party positions.

>lucky out by not actually being allowed to form proper SS leggions during WW2 thus being more of good bois

>not being allowed

Epic revisionism again. Unlike you we don't bend over for literally every foreigner and be proud of it.

>In 1943, the Nazis attempted to raise a Waffen-SS division from the local population as they had in many other countries, but due to widespread coordination between resistance groups, the mobilization was boycotted. The Lithuanian Territorial Defense Force (Lietuvos vietinė rinktinė) was eventually formed in 1944 under Lithuanian command, but was disbanded by the Nazis only a few months later for refusing to subordinate to their command.

I know you feel jealousy when looking at us, but be reasonable and don't write complete lies. Your whole history basically bending over for every foreign invader and accepting it. You Latvians historically have no spine from the dawn of your history from collaboration with crusaders to Red riflemen and communist enablers to being Nazi cannon fodder and being proud of it.

>>66808326
Finnic genes brother

>>66811676
you might be taking /balt/ too seriously, weirdo

>>66811665
>soldiers

False despite Ruthenians having like 5x the populatuion of Lithuania according to censuses army was in 1/1 ratio.

>According to the military census of 1528, ethnic Lithuanian lands had 5730 horsemen, whereas the army of the Ruthenian lands of the Grand Duchy consisted of 5372.

And that was in 1528 with Ukrainian lands included.

>population

True.

>merchants
Merchants were Jews or Germans, not Lithuanians, Ruthenians or whateve.

Highest ranking nobility was Lithuanian were few Ruthenian families reached prominence like Chodkiewicz, Sapieha or Ostrogiski.

>Lithuanian Council of Lords

>The Council had 35 – 50 permanent members as of 1529. It consisted of the most prominent representatives of the Lithuanian magnate families, as well as bishops, marshals and treasurers. The ex officio members of the Council were the voivods of Vilnius and Trakai, castellans of Vilnius and Trakai, the Elder of Samogitia, the Grand Hetman of Lithuania and the Grand Chancellor of Lithuania. Since the 16th century, these members comprised a Secret Council which was a de facto core of the Council of Lords, dealing with all crucial state affairs, since the full membership of the Council was rarely convened. A majority of the members were Roman Catholic ethnic Lithuanians.

>>66811676
best poster itt

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>>66811665
Post some link pham.
>>66811676
Scottland is barely 6 million but Scots have contributed more than I'd say half of Eastern Europe combined, so how do you explain that lmao?

Doesn't matter, it was all We Wuz Kangism and there wasn't a trace of your nationalistic patriotism that you spew at every opportunity.

So you luckied out. It has nothing to do with Lithuanians or Latvians being anymore Slavic or anything like that. And why the fuck is being Slavic here considered almost evil axiomatically? We are more related to Slavs than any other people there is zero doubt about that.

EPIC XDDDDD

I could not give a shit about my history mate. I am shitting on yours because you seem like you take yourself and being Lithuanian very seriously. I could be born in Germany, France, Czech Republic or any fucking country for all I care and I still couldn't give a fuck about belonging to either more "prestigious" ethnicity or not. My self-esteem stems from my abilities and actions, not from some autistic image of a national history and desperate latching unto something like a pathological hatred for all things Slavic, which is all too common here.

>>66811715
Baltic genes

>>66811857
second best poster itt

made myself some french fries lads

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>thinks that looking at any history makes me jealous
>implying I am jealous, the person who can admit that Russians are by all means better from the viewpoint of achievemnts
>implying I give a fuck if your history is better or not
>implying that your own personal achievements isn't what matters to me

I could write a huge post shitting on Latvian history for all I care tbqh lads. There isn't one successful person who spends their time on here arguing about these things and the fact that you take any of this seriously shows that you are a cuck to some retarded concept in your head that doesn't even fucking exist, nor benefit you in any way. You'd be better off deluding that you are French so you could claim Voltaire and their glorious history if it maeks you feel any better lmao.
>>66811897
Thanks.
>>66811984
Post picture, I am hungry atm.

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>I could not give a shit about history mate.

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>>66812033
Not in the sense that I literally don't read or actually care about what has happened, but in the sense that I don't care to read history and to spin it according to some preconcieved notion or to make myself feel better for belonging to some ethnicity or not. History is interesting, but I don't read it or care about it for the same reasons that you might do.

Take things easy. I'm going to make some tea.

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>>66812017
R8 pham

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>>66812175
Very basic food, but I think I am going to cook some potatoes as well now.

That's a small portion though.

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>implying that your own personal achievement isn't that what matters to me
>But I shall continue to post other peoples pictures

>>66812234
you do that pham

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One minute I'm tired as fuck and keen to get some sleep, the next I'm wide awake thinking about an opportunity missed when i was 14

>>66812175
Would be nice with some seasoning, don't know what the seasoning used here is called in english but in swedish it's called grillkrydda.
https://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grillkrydda

why are lithuanians SO autistic?

>>66812313
sorry pham but i don't speak svensk

>>66811857
>. And why the fuck is being Slavic here considered almost evil axiomatically?


Gee I wonder, my first post ITT was saying that it's a shit gimmick posting models in here and you latched out with that Estonian and instantly started calling me a slav, when unironically both of your countires have more Slavs. Don't start shit if you later complain about it.

>Scottland is barely 6 million but Scots have contributed more than I'd say half of Eastern Europe combined, so how do you explain that lmao?

Being under influence of one of the most if not the most leading country in the world in all spheres at the time science/military leaders etc, plus they weren't discriminated and Scots are basically meme ethnicity nowadays they're barely culturally and linguistically distinguishable from Englishmen apart from dialect variations.

Lets take a look at Ireland population wise they're comparable, but look what happened when they were shat on by Brits? Striking difference compared to Scots ain't it?


We as a country of merely 3 million considering historical circumstances definitely punched above our weight. Considering a country of 40 million (Poland) it's first president was Lithuanian, their greatest hero Pilsudski is also Samogitian on both sides of his family. Lithuanian dynasty ruled over half of Eastern Europe. But then again being something good in Eastern Europe isn't that great of achievement.

>>66812345
I know, sorry. Just don't think there is an english equal to this. But it's mix of chili,garlic and some other stuff, good on potatoes, specially the fries.

>>66812362
>the evil russian kept the poor lith man down
>we wuz kangs n shiet

>>66812370
it sounds tasty pham. i'll try it if i ever get the chance.

>>66812494
>the evil russian kept the poor lith man down

No, what I'm saying whole Eastern Europe was a cesspit of shit, due to mentality of a few big players in the region, regarding personal freedom and other things which attributed to stagnation of many countries progress.

Every good idea or invention was applied here decades if not hundred years later compared to Western Europe.

Also fuck off retard.

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>>66812277
I opted out for an apple. Didn't make any tea. ://
>>66812258
I like looking at beautiful people desu.
>>66812362
I'm not the only Latvian.
Half of my posts are shitposts, I admit, but I don't really take this very seriously.

Irish still have shitloads of achievements though, both scientific and literary. They are bit limited to 20th century, but then again Russian literature is pretty much 19th and 20th century stuff as well, so.

You don't have a bad history, but I don't think it is anything that should be taken pride in either. I mean you did well and you had your moments, but in the end, looking at the situation of all of our countries, we are equally fucked, with us being the worst and rest of you marginally better, with Estonian somehow doing the best.

Anyways, this is really autistic and boring tbqh, post some interesting pictures or even those iconographics you have saved up.

>>66812513
Yeah.
http://alytausgidas.lt/is-rinkos-atsaukiami-santa-maria-grillkrydda-steakhouse-ir-tikka-masala-mix-prieskoniu-misiniai/

Don't know if this explains about it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqOtPh9gEsQ

WE WUZ VIKINGS

>>66812572
Lel you're fucking MAD son wtf why are you calling me a retard? You're the retard here

Do you know when Eastern Yurop was the most prosperous? When trading routes, from the east to the west, from monghols, tatars, russians and asians, pass through here on their way to germany and onwards. This was the time when stuff like polish lithuanian commonwealth thrived, when budapest fought the ottomans and cities like krakow were built.

Then the west discovered the americas and started colonies, and the old trade routes became obsolete, since the new ones were much more profitable. Shitty "mentality" is everywhere, and personal freedom wasn't even a thing outside of france and great britain. You're just blindly nationalistic and dumb

>>66812362
>Considering a country of 40 million (Poland) it's first president was Lithuanian, their greatest hero Pilsudski is also Samogitian
I think they would disagree with you on that.

>>66812705
Actually it wasn't even a thing in Britain. Look at the industrialisation, and how "free" the workers there were.

Reminder that Adam Mickiewicz was in fact Lithuanian

small reminder that all lithuanians (russians) are autistic

this thread is enough proof

>>66812871
is true.

t. superior belarussian lithuanian

WE

WUZ

>>66812705
>Do you know when Eastern Yurop was the most prosperous? When trading routes, from the east to the west, from monghols, tatars, russians and asians, pass through here on their way to germany and onwards.

Yeah maybe up until 1300-1400's the trade was somewhat relevant but still Byzantines basically had monopoly on it.

>This was the time when stuff like polish lithuanian commonwealth thrived,

Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth was formed already past middle ages when went east to west trade shift was already irrelevant after Byzantine Empire fell.

Main source of income of PLC economy was agriculture/grain export to Western Europe and bulk of the work was performed by serfs aka slaves. Whereas serfdom went into decline in Western Europe after the black death in 1347 where in many parts of Eastern Europe it was prevalent until 19th century, in Lithuania it was abolished in 1861.

>The decline of serfdom in Western Europe has sometimes been attributed to the Black Death, which reached Europe in 1347,[1] although the decline had begun before that date. Serfdom became increasingly rare in most of Western Europe after the Renaissance.

we latvians wuz vikings and actually west balts ( curonia )

eastern balts are slavs

only curonians are true non-slavs

>>66812989
Yeah maybe up until 1300-1400's the trade was somewhat relevant but still Byzantines basically had monopoly on it.
It was until first Spain started importing tons of gold from South America and got filthy rich, and the Britain who later started their own shit in North America and India. Incidentally, this all correlates perfectly with the decline of the Commonwealth.

>m-muh polish duchy

:DDDDDDD

muh grain :DDD

we wuz turncoats and shiet :DDDD

fug XDD

>>66813073
>this all correlates perfectly with the decline of the Commonwealth


This had fuck all to do with decline of Commonwealth it's biggest problems and the reason of decline was hohol uprising, Swedish deluge where a big chunk of population depending on provinces from 25% to 70% people died.

we wuz a big state xdddddddd

>>66813098
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>>66813161
>>66813207
good posts

we ruled teh slavs n shieeet xDDD

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>>66813171
And also it's a shit meme that Eastern Europe was rich or influential in middle ages. In 1340~ France had bigger population alone than whole North-Eastern Europe combined.

>>66813360
eastern europe isn't scandinavia and the baltics my friend

>>66813360
Baltics are Northern European and not Slavic at all.

>>66813410
Oh tell me about those great middle ages influential and rich Eastern Europe states then.

The Kievan Rus? Which wasn't a unified state but basically of gogel mogel of various duchies with their own internal conflicts which later half of them got absorbed by a fucking pack of Lithuanian niggers coming out from woods?

>keyboard warriors
sigh

>>66813503
Hungary. Poland. Czechia/Bohemia. Bulgaria.

>>66813507
Don't underestimate my mouse-chucks

QUITE drunk my dudes

>>66813528
You could combine them and they still wouldn't even reach the relevancy and influence of France alone add Italy on top of that and you get bamboozled.

>>66813601
Okay thanks for that theory

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>>66813503
>absorbed by a fucking pack of Lithuanian niggers coming out
kek, this is gud

>>66813626
>theory

Apart from Hungary all these states were minor regional powers. Poland in middle ages wasn't that relevant, Bohemia lapdpg of HRE, Bulgaria had few successful wars with Byzantines other than that it's irrelevant.

My breath kinda smells to be honest lads, I keep chewing that chewing gum and shit but it doesn't go away
What do

thank mr skeltal

>The interview is interesting in understanding the world’s perception of political technologists close (although now, in the Dmitry Medvedev-era, maybe not so close already or yet) to the Kremlin. “Lithuania is a real state. Although it is a very little state, it is a real state. I feel much less sympathy to Latvians and Estonians, who were German-occupied ethnic groups. Maybe due to the past, Lithuanians properly behaved, regarding the Russians. They were a great nation when Russians were much weaker. They are an enemy and a rival worthy of respect. I have the same opinion about the Poles,” Dugin said, adding that “non-hidden neo-Nazi Russo-phobia exists in Latvia and Estonia, while it is non-existent in Lithuania.” Regardless, according to Dugin, Russia regards all three Baltic states as enemies

>oy blyat liths r good boys unlike them pesky Latvians and Estonians

made me really think

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Aizver manas acis
Jūti mani
Es nezinu kā gan tu mani tagad vari nemīlēt
Tu zināsi, ar viņās pēdām pret zemi

>>66813839
>Dugin

Literal schizophrenic.

>>66813839
Dugin is always a good read, love that guy

>>66813747
Check if you have any damaged teeth or pockets where food or bacteria can be hiding. Another thing you can do is to check if you have tonsil stones. If you have no such problem then I suppose you might have lots of acid in stomach that leaks up, due to bad balance of diet and so on. Then your remedy is to either balance it with alkaline water or with mouth pills that reduces zinc oxide and magnesium oxide fumes.

im gay

>>66813941
jeez thanks for the comprehensive answer lad

>>66814000
wish i was

>>66814000
underrated post

>>66814011
No problem but I get a feeling that you didn't want my answer at all. Were you just after meme answers?

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Is Ride Lithuanian?

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>>66814064
no i wasn't, i mean not entirely, and i appreciate that you took the time to write all of this out

>>66814094
I see, well thought you were having troubles and kinda bored so just listed out all possibilities to narrow it down and thus finding what might be the cause, oh well.

Kinda happy with the quality of posts in this thread.

>>66814157
Male models really revived /balt/.

Love me.

Hello lads how is everyone?

>>66814157
>>66814208
>>66814348
>>66814352
only new zealand missing to make it perfect

>>66814352
Ecstatic to be an Estonian on this fine day, how about you?

>>66814000
hardly surprising, considering the man-posting

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i'll shoot everyone itt

>>66814366
Judging by this thread NZ sank into the sea a few days ago.

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>>66814404
ME FIRST

>>66814404
shoot yourself in the head first

>>66814386
>he doesn't appreciate the beauty of Baltic people

Someone mentioned male models ^^

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>>66814440
no

dubs?

>>66814500
Yes.

DID SOMEONE SAY BALTIC GODS?

Bravo Estonia

mad digits itt desu

calm down lads

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>>66814500
trips

Anybody mention trannies?

From Fendi to Prada to Alexander McQueen to Dior Homme to Berluti to Dries van Noten to Burberry to Gucci to Louis Vuitton to Rick Owens to Lemaire to Jil Sander they all use Baltic models.

If you don't use Baltic models, you're a nobody in the fashion world.

The madman did it wrong

can't wait for nov 8th to see amerikanski burgers flip out when drumpf wins :-DD

>wake up
>You're now in Scatvia
What do?

>>66814593
Proceed as usual.

>>66814385
That's good to hear. Im doing a drink atm moment

If a Baltic model doesn't headline your campaign or star in your lookbook, you're a nobody, sorry.

>>66814593
go to riga and got on a bus to vilnius. maybe buy a balsams first.

Subhumans hate beauty.

>>66814603
Isn't it a bit late mate?

>>66814593
buy serenada by laima and eat it all and that cry because i'm a fat piece of shit

The tallest women in the world are Latvian.

Latvia > other Balts > rest of the world

>>66814643
I unironically think that is the best sweet ever produced in Baltics. Not even Kārums has anything on those.

Beautiful Estonian models walked almost every major runway in AW 2016-17 and SS 2017 seasons.

>Latvians are minority in their own capital
LOL

>>66814668
this is objectively true

>>66814664
That's legit.

Most are either 165cm or 175cm from where I am from. See 180+ ones quite often as well.

WILL MANLETS RECOVER FROM THIS?

>>66814684
Woah woah woah

Slow down buddy or I'll be forced to take you down.

>lithuanians are actually poles using a Baltic language
LOL

Am I honorable guest in these threads?

>Poles are actually Sarmatians speaking a Slavic language
LOL

>>66814668
Tbh Latvian sweets are pretty average

You have some great moments though like the Winny Pooh candy and seagull candy

>Latvians died in German army
>Latvians are proud of being dick suckers
LOL

>>66814636
Bit early actually. 2am here

>>66814731
>>66814743
So Lithuanians are Sarmatians?

Got angina, lads, and still have to work. My job is all about communicating with people and I barely can talk. wtf I hate my life

tfw 173cm height

do i do it bros? do i pull the plug?

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>Lithuanians are
>Proud of what
>sometimes my X is right

Still haven't recovered from those feels.

>>66814593
Don't bully glorious Latvia please

>>66814797
Neo-angin

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I am sad my friends.

>>66814798
Find an xtra tall gf. You're welcome.

t. your Estonian friend

>>66814798
No you don't, you just live on and get a shorter gf than yourself.

>>66814798
ill be alone then, lad

>Latvian farmers kill tsar
>Gets commied
>Wahh fucking commies
LOL

>>66814798
Is it just me, but lots of normie chads are pretty short here?

>>66814742
Of course

>>66813747
Brush your teeth, visit stomatologist, improve your ration. Never had such problem

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>in 5 years the international manlet cutoff will be 6'2

>>66814867
y are u sad

>>66814929
just wear heels bby

>>66814904
That's it I'm taking you down

*bam*

*woosh*

*spoof*

Fuckn pesky Lithuanian

>>66814867
What's wrong my friend

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>>66814937
no love 4 me

>>66814961
Why is this funny, upvoting.

>>66814964
nigga be wantin sum pussy