/brit/

keep needing a poo

for fuck sake I just went.

Raheem Kassam is still the 'most Faragest' candidate in that he lowered the tone then departed before accepting any responsibility

>>66806309
and will soon announce he's standing again

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What will happen when these migrants ruin all the white countries so white people flee somewhere to create a new country and build it into a great and prosperous nation?

reminder that ribena and lickdicki are the same person.

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Prince Harry confirmed BLACKED

shagged a harley quinn last night lads

>>66806309
It's a big eye opener when you realise that most of Raheem Kassam supporters are also Tommy Robinson fans

Going on holiday tonight and I haven't packed yet ahaha :')

how do we fix have i got news for you

As a traveller I can officially say burgerland is a strange place. Your black people fascinate me

>>66806322
they're not though mate i've seen them posting in boxing threads together and their posts are too close together

Any of you fucks doing halloween tonight?

>>66806355
t. 12 year old

halloween for adults was saturday night

>>66806329
patrician taste

how can white women ever compete?

>>66806355
No

>>66806355
Yeah m8 there's a /brit/ Halloween party all the lads here will be there

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>>66806330

>tfw seen loads of Harley Quinn's but no shag

>>66806354
gay as fuck Fury had his titles removed.

I really fucking hope Klit-ko BTFO out of Anthony Joshua.

Studying macroeconomic reports on one screen while competitively gaming/gambling on secondary and tertiary screen.

>>66806329
didn't like her in suits

>>66806355

No doing ur mom though haha

desperately need to prune and organise my porn folders, contemplating using my day off to do so

inb4 >downloading porn, enjoy entering your debit card details and uploading a copy of your birth certificate every time you want a wank when Mummy May's new controls come into force

>>66806413
porn rots the brain

>>66806355
class was canceled so i'm playing civ 6 all day

>>66806423
oh shut up you soft twat

>>66806329
*car crash intensifies*

>>66806329
good lad

>>66806428
Nerd

>>66806413
porn is bad for you.

>>66806413
ever since taking acid, I look at porn differently 2bh.

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erwtensoep

>>66806404
feel free, she doesnt like me anyway

my preferred UKIP leader successors after Nige stepped down in the summer:

Woolfe>Nuttall>Kassam>Diane

any others is death for the party

Nuttall will be decent but I have fears about how he can't seem to hide his power level. Might make UKIP look like the stereotype party it was seen as during the Noughties again

>>66806450
that don't look awful desu

>>66806431
>quick to anger

a sign of porn induced psychosis

>caring about right wing politics

imagine being this uninformed and ignorant.

question: who will UKIP blame after brexit happens and nothing improves in britain?

>>66806330

shagged mrs palmer last night.

>>66806460
It's really nice in the winter, it's just a nice thick hearty soup with some nice bacon and smoked sausage in.

Got a sore throat lads

Fucks sake

>>66806413
i've found the easiest way to do it is to put the performers name at the front of the file name so it sorts nice and alphabetically
if you don't know the name just put unknown so you have all the random stuff together

>>66806489
Cum rots the throat la, stop scoffing it down so often

*proposes to you*

>>66806470
isn't being informed and aware about a topic the opposite of being uninformed and ignorant?

not sure if this is some 4D meta-irony or just a dumb post

>caring about some girl you'd never have a chance with getting pummelled by other men

imagine being this pathetic and cuckolded

>>66806488
would quite like a bowl for lunch hmmmm

might go londis and get the ingredients, is it easy to make?

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>>66806495

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>>66806494
>tfw no black gf

Tomorrow is my day off so that means tonight is alcohol night lads

What should I use to get me sloshed?

>>66806413

Stop the porn. Literally inven>>66806423
ted by jews to decrease breeding

>>66806495
>the dilapidated shanty town of you

>>66806512
dont reply to him

its monday but its feeling like the weekend

>>66806495
>>66806519
err good lad

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literally the best edition in months desu

tinder girl asking why I want to hang out with her
something wrong with her head I think

>>66806512
>being right wing
>being informed and aware of anything

choose one and only one.

>>66806517
>londis

Ultimate runt

>>66806517
Not really, you might struggle finding a decent recipe in english though

>>66806519
ahh yes this is a normal human functioning

>>66806450

id like to make tender love to that soup. warm my knob up.

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>>66806573

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>/brit/ is dead until I start posting
>30 minutes of me posting and the thread is thriving again

coincidence?

>>66806568
Literally never used tinder because I'm ugly and have a really fragile ego.

Don't think I'll ever find a gf at this point.

>>66806519
>video porn
>less than 1080p
That's two runt points in a single post, disgraceful

>LOL KEKED XD XD AREN'T I FUNNY?

Literally lad I'm totally over her, I did acid with her and her energy and vibe wasn't compatible with me.

>>66806573
ah yes, the tolerant left

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wouldnt mind cum inside a nice jewess with a cute beak ngl

>Duuuuude I understand so much, I did acid once
Christ, didn't think 190kg could get any more pathetic

>>66806608
me too (manlet too) but I've still put my willy in tinder girls

>2016
>not filtering 190cm master runt
lmaoing at you lads

business idea: lisicki does an MBTI test and a UK ISideWith political test

baths are fucking disgusting, you're just wallowing in your own filth

>>66806510

im just not ready for that kind of commitment.

>>66806608
Tinder is good for upping the ol' self esteem lad

I'm quite ugly myself but have matched with some real fit birds and even taken a couple for a shag

>>66806666
I don't even want sex at this point, just a qt to care about who cares about me.

>>66806699
*throws acid in your face*

>>66806652
did I say I understand anything because of acid?

no?

I just said I'm over the girl because of it.

>>66806622
hd hasn't always been available, been holding on to some videos for nearly 15 years at this point

/brit/ is fucking disgusting, you're just wallowing in your own filth

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>>66806709
oh dear hahaha

>>66806692
that's why you shower BEFORE you get in the bath you imbecile

>>66806709
yeah I feel that
casual sex is really not that good

>>66806608
>Tinder
>Having anything to do with getting a gf
Kek, wouldn't try finding a gf on there. She'll be getting railed by 2 other lads while she's still dating you lmao

>>66806720
that's why you enter sverigetråden BEFORE you get in /brit/ you imecile

>I want a qt to care about who cares about me
>I will surely find this on the meet 'n' fuck app Tinder!

cannot fabricate

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really cringed at this for some reason

dont reply to him

>>66806761
tbf, I look at art differently after taking acid.

>>66806563
ty did my best

>>66806758
found a virgin that fell in love with me through tinder

>>66806783
>he's not 193cm master race
commit sudoku my friend

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coming up to my ten year 4chan posting anniversary

>>66806811
shut up Jamal.

>>66806783
Would love to batter you and film it to post on brit
Bet you wouldnt even fight back, youd just yell omg stop as im stamping your skull in

>>66806531

bailys irish cream

>>66806725
>tfw nice, shy, awkward and polite
>girls still attracted to me and get into relationships with me because i have some basic social skills and I'm good looking so I remind them of nerdy cute guys from their favourite films and shows

looks is really all you need though

>>66806824
Shit taste will be ignoring

>>66806820
newfag

>>66806822
>youd just yell omg stop as im stamping your skull in

hello projection

>>66806821
I'm 100% swedish, and I the only other people i accept are people from norway and denmark. Rest of the world are literally niggers.

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>>66806806
Ah yes, the old I swear I'm a virgin!!

>>66806851
thats some fucking irl shitposting right there

>virgin on Tinder
>virgin over the age of 14

ululating

>>66806885
took us 3 tries for me to fit my willy in her and she bled a lot at first
she couldn't fuck for shit either

>tfw no guys on tinder try to ask to take things further
Why do guys get so timid on this thing, just ask to fuck me already you twats

>>66806877
you, me, let's take this outside and settle this like men

>>66806838
>tfw a cunt, awkward, depressed, semi polite
>Girls still attracted to me but dont get into relationships because I have no social skills and rudely ignore too many people

>>66806928
bender

>>66806939
i'm sitting outside a starbucks with my laptop you faggot.

i'm already outside XD

the fact that a call centre would hire me says enough about call centres

>>66806531
3 parts rum
5 parts ginger beer
lime to taste

Had a great morning in Denver. Met a nice homeless man.

>replying to him

reddit

Lads I can't be arsed to go into uni today 2bh

>posting frogs

ribbit

>he's not working and getting paid for shitposting
check yourselves

>>66806973
The homeless man I met in Denver yelled at me for not giving hobos any money
I told him I didn't even live there and he looked well confused haha

>>66806961
Not a gay

>>66806928
wouldnt grindr be a better place for that

>>66807004
t. a closet gay

your thread is 1000 times better than mine, can i stay here? please

ah the old pretending-to-be-a-girl gimmick
*opens the FT*

>>66806712

bit rude.

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>>66806963
>faggot
>XD

>>66806885
>>66806908
think you lads got lost on the way to /britfeel/

>>66807017
>>66807021
grindr is shit for trans tbqhwy

Girl here, anyone want to have sex with me?

No whitebois.

not feeling good lads

>>66806963
>Starbucks
>Laptop

such a good little Marxist, thwarting capitalism

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the gf

why are muslims such shit-tier people?

>>66807053
>no x's, smilies and winky faces

umm your not a girl

did a lot of suicideposting last haha wew

don't know what came over me 2bh because I feel pretty great right now

>>66807056
is there a reason besides you being a bent frog?

ryan are you there mate

can you give me a lift to the hospital at 2

>>66807071
lets not be pedantic now.

>>66807046
are you a cute trap

alri rio do you want picking up in the morning pal

>>66807105
yeah sure

>>66807071
No better time to write a semi-autobiographical novel 2bh

OOOHHH
CRACK YOUR SKULL
LEAVE YOU FUCKED UP IN A WHEELCHAIR

>>66806861

i posted it I R O N I C A L L Y. im sorry.

>>66807113
one of the greatest tweets of all time imho

would shag the blonde from leeds on gogglebox

that is all

could physically break any of you worms

>>66807103
no other reasons mate
nailed it

>>66807108
apparently but i think they're wrong. I'm average.

had a dream where 21 Savage stole my Cav Empt turtleneck and wouldn't give it back

>>66807149
ergh fell free to NOT tell us about your penis thanks

ed balls

my shit has been tasting much more sweet as of late. might be from artificial sweeteners

How do you have such a good thread? mine is full of non-ironic gays

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alri lads, in the shower

>>66807117
Don't know what this circuit does and I'm an electrical engineer. Really hate it when people use non-standard symbols 2bh.

>>66807156
That's too bad, there's not a lot that can be done about that except kill yourself. Even then you might wake up in the afterlife and still be a betn frog.

going now lads

cya l8er tonight

lol jk i have a life XD

@66807233

kill yourself

>>66807170
had a dream I was in a limo with soulja boy

if you didn't shag a girl in halloween costume on saturday I will not be reading your posts

>>66807221
>>66807233
wew

>>66807221
>>66807233
hmmm....really stretches the mental sinew...

>>66807237
Shan't be taking notice of any letters contained within this post

>>66807075

shitty beliefs from a shitty "prophet".

>>66807237
>not taking the costumer off her
hmm

The post below me is going to be literally shit.

>>66807186
tiny

thought i was fucking a girl dressed as a zombie on the weekend but it turns out it was literally a corpse haha

thought she was a bit cold at the time as well

>>66807314
still, answer the question on all of our lips, did you get lucky?

>>66807237
harley quinn girl last night

>>66807314
very reddity post

>>66807150

sounds gay. not interested. thank you.

>>66807344
>on a sunday

animal

>>66807375
bank holiday here buddy

currently farting smelly coffee farts in a public library

100 subs on youtube lads
ill remember you lot once Ive hit the bigtime

>>66807423
*hacks your account*

heh, nothing personnel kid

just superliked for the first time in ages

>>66807444
okay, killyourself now.

>>66807237
took her to the flat but didn't shag her haha

still a vinnie virgin

100 subs at subway lads
ill remember you lot once Ive been discharged

haven't had sex in 10 days

might give the gf a hard 'un on Wednesday

>>66807452
Alri jonah

>>66807500
please take your life

doing a poo

regretting the superlike

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>>66807544
you on the pic

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Wooooooooooaohh..

Joyous days

can't wait for vasalgel to be approved

don't trust condoms

good night

>>66807535
>>66807544
Wut

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wow so it's Cromwell who destroyed Elizabethan theatre

what a git

Just destroyed Elizabethan theatre lads haha

Might look up some overwatch porn

also that idiot Bodley while founding Oxford's library told his agents not to buy Shakespeare's plays because they are crass and unbefitting

he ordered an anthology of protestant theology instead

getting my daily dose of Waleed Aly and Clementine Ford

>>66807777
will question his sanity in his post

Just ordered a bangin' new antho on them prossies lads

>>66807706
Waleed NAILING anything yet?

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>>66807691

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>>66808311

not a fan

>have nothing to do besides refreshing a thread dedicated to british culture endlessly and watching new tv show episodes or porn
howling at my state of life

>>66807900

howling

Anyone doing anything interesting for Halloween? Nah, me neither.

>>66807829
>>66807839
>trying to be me

>>66807888
check this fugger out.

>>66807629
cute kot desu

>>66807848
Gonna play minecraft

>>66807691
tbf it wasn't until the 18th century that people started thinking of shakespeare as an all-time great

>tfw final year of uni
>still single
>next to no friends
>gonna have to go back home to parents soon
depression feels la

>>66807833
state of you 2bh

why are americans obsessed with race?

hello??? I said why are americans obsessed with race

>>66807917
southerners still mad they lost the civil war

>>66807917
they enjoy fast vehicles

>>66807968
Poland showing its German influence there

lads my gf is psychotic haha

she went out the door and then walked back and told me not to speak to any other girls

my cock and balls are going to be removed with a corkscrew eventually I can just tell

want to live somewhere where its winter all year

>>66807917
Don't get this either.

Here it's almost never an issue, except in rags like the guardian. No one I've met has had a problem with it and I know lot's a of asians.

>>66807985
haha, you really know how to pick them haha

>>66807985
haha

hope the girl I'm seeing isn't like this

>>66807993
>and I know lot's a of asians
alright Guiseppe

>>66807917
they're insecure

>>66808035
i'm white and english mate

at a cafe

anyway what's the big deal about trade unions why are their leaders counted among your aristocracy if unions are supposed to be democratic

one person holds your entire internet history, including all the posts youve made anywhere, all the videos you commented on. everything. all stored on a usb. he has the only copy

what would you do? kill him, befriend him, bribe him? how could you ever relax?

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lf a good briish fap material lads

>>66808111
don't regret anything i've posted tbqh

haven't got any food for lunch

really want sausage

>>66808131
bit gay

>>66808111
my internet history is p much clean m8

not fussed desu

>>66808131
bet you do gaylord hahahahahahaha

>>66808111
Hope he enjoys my patrician taste in BDSM porn and top-quality runtposts.

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>>66808141
>>66808147
talking about THIS kind of sausage, not your gay sausage

>>66808178
i think someone cummed on it

>>66808111
sleep with him and be his sex slave in exchange for it being deleted

also checked

hey does anyone of you even hail from Cornwall

>>66808194
yeah mate
*eats a pasty*

>>66808178
>literally a bent sausage

Going to kick this Poles skull in lads

>>66808111
My internet search history is full of cp but i don't regret any of it

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>>66808235

>>66808234
in where?

>>66808251
I also do and sell all kinds of illegal drugs and i pimp out girls between the ages if 11 and 39

>>66808276
absolute madman

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-31/pell-failed-to-care-for-young-abuse-victims-commission-told/7980336
Ah yes, Catholics

>>66808276
whats your address?

>>66808111
already happened
>Access Report: Nothing can escape your control. At any time you can check the activity of users and computers; which sites they have visited, how much time they have spent and what they have downloaded.
description from the customer website of the residential network here

>>66808276
what's your full name mate haha just for the banter

>>66808276
Rasheed

>>66808276
not sure lads

not sure at all

>>66808028
>>66808029
haha lads haha

keeps biting me as well

literally bit my nipple which violently woke me up because I fell asleep earlier than her ahaha nice

>>66808111
really isn't anything illegal or even that embarrassing there so wouldn't care.

is 7 days to die any good lads

>>66808382
I'd push for 8

Australia's not nearly as fascinating as the UK but still worth a read

>>66808354
sounds like quite the catch haha

>>66808419
*kicks your skull in*

>>66808301
Spracklen House Dukes Place Marlow SL72QH

>>66808425
umm beg your pardon

maxi big the force

Waheyy, lads. God, it's been a while, quick question... how do you get *italics* on here again ?

>>66808528
alri obi wan

>>66808540
ask the poster above

>>66808354
lmao can't wait to see how this one ends 2bh

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>god anon you're amazing, you're like the brother I never had!

>>66808540
put <i> </i> around your post

>>66808540
hold alt+f4 as you're pressing submit

Imagine a world without normies

why is the first ciggy of the day always so good?

>>66808588
never happened to me 2bh

friendzoned a couple of girls myself though

>>66808588
All girls fancy their male relatives

>>66808621
wow

Lush Life is just an ode to being a slag

Every post code area should be a separate country desu

>>66808382
Nah apparently it's full of bugs

>>66808111

just be a lot of vanilla/lesbian porn and some bigoted posts about muslims on /pol/ and /int/.

if you've never eaten pizza in italy I shan't be reading your posts

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>>66808683
no, separating by country might work though

still making myself sick thinking about some girl even though I'm fully aware me and her could probably never work because me and anyone could probably never work

mesa goin have mui bombad lunch

>>66808632
think youve watched too much incest porn lad

>>66808740
All girls fancy their robots

life is a series of ups and downs

if you're down now just remember the good times are coming

>>66808621
imagine there's no normies
its easy if you try

>>66808726
>separating by country
hurrr
fucking scimitars

>>66808725
I've had some pizza in Milan, they served it in squares

>>66808728
Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

>>66808766
not necessarily, this "down" could be a very big one that end in death

>>66808773
I find it weird how we change the shape of lots of dough products but pizza has only ever been circles or squares

why don't the depressed NEET paddies have a meetup

>>66808769
they're seaxes lad, and I meant "by counties"

>>66808809
I don't think even the Irish themselves like Irish people lad

>>66808807
you can form pizza dumplings if you like but then it's called calzone

>>66808827
There's still too little variation. We change he shape of cookies and everything according the most insignificant themes

Business idea: triangle pizza

Trump supporters literally think the earth is flat

>>66808827

calzone aren't dumplings.

>>66808909
prove that it isn't

>>66808827
dumplings are boiled lad

still coming down from the copious amounts of md i had on saturday

even missed a 3hr mock exam today lmfaoooo

>>66808873
well technically every single variant of what you call "cookies" has its specific name and has been practiced for a while to come up with the most optimal and delicious form but they still need to share some basic characteristics to be called "cookies" in your mind - Danish pastries are hardly cookies, right?

the same concept applies to birds - while thinking of birds first specimens that come to your mind are eagles and the like, flying buggers in general - penguins come much later

it's the theory of mental prototypes

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>Match of the Day 3 (three)

streaming alex jones anti muslim rants to my telly on high volume
expect strange looks from the flatmates later

have I missed a new thread

Yank culture is obviously inferior to ours in almost every way, but sometimes I wish we celebrated Halloween like they do. Seems like they have much more fun with it desu.

>>66809090
t. didn't get invited to a Halloween party

>>66809111
>>66809111
>>66809111
new one

check em

>>66809104
Correct desu, although I'm at work tonight so wouldn't have been able to go to one anyway, so it's actually a very good thing that I wasn't invited to any.

>>66809147
halloween parties were on saturday mate LOL

>>66809161
Was working Saturday night as well, so couldn't have been invited then either. I think all of the people who might have potentially invited me were very aware of my work schedule and wanted to respect it desu.

>>66806305
R u only 190... 2,49 big boi

>>66806329
I keep clicking for more pics of Harry, but the picture keeps alternating between a large and small size.