Favourite breakfast cereal edition
>>66803462
Goat cereal choice
Good edition
HAPPY HALLOWEEN DAY :-)
I've never said hi to thailad before
bit cold in my room
morning and early afternoon /brit/ is the comfiest 2bh
when it starts moving fast it gets a bit too childish and reddity
im a fucking runt lads
>>66803462
best cereal coming through
the kike has discovered that he is an asshole
WeetBix or get out
>>66803462
Top taste, m8.
>>66803494
shhhh...there there....it's ok lad
I felt the same last night but it's amazing what a good nights sleep will do. why do you feel like that anyway? or you could just post fucking machines?
i like this time of day for /brit/
around evening i can't say anything without "FOY" as the reply
>>66803494
Bost fugging maggines :DDD
>>66803488
These are better
How is weet-bix eaten? It looks too big for spoons
Glorious Union Station
>>66803514
same can't post anything without rorkes pfm spa-
>>66803513
>>66803520
nvm ;_________;
>>66803514
that's half your fault 2bh
most yanks are atrocious posters especially later on when they try to fit when the threads are moving fast.
>>66803530
>>66803498
wrong reply.
>>66803537
the milk makes them soggy like porridge. Also in the UK they're called Weetabix, weet-bix is the aussie/nz version of the same exact thing.
>>66803543
im an exceptional poster
probably the best poster on /brit/ desu even including other brits
(((he))) is angry
>>66803555
>I won the special Olympics
well done
>>66803543
every day for the past few days during the high traffic times i'll see a yank getting into an argument about how big and powerful america is.
i think its just one guy t.b.h.
>>66803543
what make a /brit/ post good or not, teach me please
Mmm feel good from the drugs I took
>>66803589
you memeing or did you take drugs
>>66803580
Doing a poo
>>66803589
same
the krokodil feels so good flowing through my veins
((((he))) wants to learn from the goyim hahaha
would you have sex with this lad?
>>66803580
don't think it can be taught
a lot of /brit/ is just standard banter that would be exchanged between a couple of british people. that type of humour is picked over a lifetime of living in the UK.
>>66803615 i would shot him
>>66803615
Nah
morning lads
>woke up just in time to hear the normalfags rush about
Ah yes
the so-called after-sesh, or saesh
>>66803615
looks feminine enough, so yes
doing a getting a gun licence lads
>>66803628 wow an antisemite, don't worry i will report him to the ADL
>>66803648
bit gay
is it true that the kelloggs' guy was an active supporter of circumcision?
which would be a shame because it's the opnly brand we have here
>>66803636
standard edgy reply from the /pol/ack
edgy /pol/ lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQaumodolXc
>>66803666
yeah, he hated masturbation
>>66803666
Well, perhaps that's because you come from Belgium..
>>66803666
Does it really matter?
That lad was born in 1860 ffs
>>66803666
Smacks are another one of God's own cereals
>>66803711
Are they Sugarpuffs?
>>66803689
Tbf masturbation is terrible for you not in the sense that "God hates it" but more along the lines of it ruins your mind
>>66803738
>masturbation
>it ruins your mind
ayy
>>66803730
It would appear so based on appearances and description
>>66803689
perhaps he was right though
can you imagine what the world would be like if all that time wasted on wanking had been spent more purposefully?
>>66803738
> it ruins your mind
why?
>>66803749
>tfw never seen either here
>>66803738
no it doesn't
>>66803752
this is the puritan fallacy
wanking is just another bodily function akin to pissing or eating. there is nothing wrong with it
>>66803738
no it doesnt lol
porn can if you watch it daily but you just have to cut back on it
well good morning
>>66803754
It's an unproductive activity that causes a dopamine release
The occasional wank to naked pics is probably harmless overall but I'd wager that well over 90% of men watch porn while masturbating and masturbate on a daily basis
Porn is the real mind killer
>>66803784
>wanking is just another bodily function akin to pissing or eating.
No it's not
You have to eat or you die and you force yourself not to piss it will eventually happen and it's necessary for ridding your body of excess water
Wanking is something you choose to do
>>66803798
>masturbate on a daily basis
not sure about that
>>66803828
If you're high test, not getting any and you don't wank it can fuck your shit up tbf.
>>66803777
You must have a high end grocer that stocks Western dry goods
I remember when I lived in Manila there was a place called Rustan's which was a grocer that did stock Western items
>>66803798
you've still provided absolutely no argument as to why it's bad for your body. the fact that you cum yourself in your sleep if you dont wank long enough means that regular ejaculation is desired.
you're talking utter rubbish
>>66803851
Not really the old jizz will just come out in nocturnal emissions
I dreamed with ur moms
>>66803798
>>66803828
If I choose not to wank I'll go about 8 days and then have a wet dream and an awkward cleanup, so I just wank every few days since I may as well enjoy it
>>66803828
you didn't choose to have a cock and a libido
>>66803615
>Rebuilds
Eww, no
>>66803794
why didn't you ally with and send support to the Confederacy?
ive never had a wet dream
wanking (for someone with no sexual life) will help him with not obtaining prostate problems later in life
so having a rub once in a while (like twice a week I'd say) is good for the body. and for the soul too
>>66803864
The supermarket I use stocks enough UK,AUS and US stuff that I don't need to seek any kind of specialist shop.
>>66803880
I was thinking more mentally than physically. When you're gagging for it a quick wank sorts you right out.
>>66803828
my peepee kinda hurts when I cum after a long period of continence
>>66803909
fuck off rorke
>>66803912
same lad. never had those night rejects either, or I just don't remember
>>66803891
You never involuntarily have a wank
>>66803912
Had a period in my late teens where I cumstained my pants about once every month while asleep.
anyone else get triggered when people pronounce things wrong?
>>66803930
Not an argument
I never involuntarily eat either
>>66803943
yeah im really autistic about that
>>66803943
yeah its aluminum
like aloominum
>>66803928
>night rejects
wut
>>66803948
If you don't eat you die
If you don't wank you just feel horny
A la wanking is not a necessity
>>66803937
>irish wear their pants to bed
new meme potential?
>>66803943
Yeah that's a solid 75% of the reason I don't like yanks
>>66803937
>Had a period
D U B L I N
http://www.expatboxes.com/photos-from-home/t1/
Ah yes, I feel much better now.
Thank you expatboxes.com
>>66803937
same
>>66803943
I have awful pronunciation 2bh
Grew up in a povvo household where the vocabulary was like 2000 words and all the rest I learned form book (obviously I pronounced a lot of them wrong).
>>66804003
I didn't say it was a "necessity" just that it's a completely neutral bodily function and there is no reason to get all puritan about it
Spunk gets created, spunk needs to get out, that's it
>>66804027
What are some examples?
>>66804036
I could actually do with some pictures from home.
Wish there was some comfy rural Britain posted but everyone is too busy arguing about retarded yank politics and korean noncery to actually post about Britain anymore. I miss home.
>>66804003
no one is calling it a necessity. people said it was a perfectly normal bodily function like eating or drinking.
the fact that you will cum your pants in your sleep if you dont cum voluntarily is pretty telling of that.
a la youre a fucking dummy
>>66804052
It comes out in nocturnal emissions if you don't wank but a generation raised on porn and daily wanking doesn't know what that is
>>66804074
Just google image senpai
>>66804026
everyone wears their pants to bed you freak
if i never see the english evergreens im running to
its nothing to me
>>66804079
actually it comes out during pissing
but it comes it on his own anyway
honestly I don't wank anymore because I don't really want to/have the time but a cheeky wank once in a while isn't bad
>>66804090
Do you ever miss it though? Do you ever wonder if the move was the right thing to do?
I have a good life here, better financially than I had back home for sure, and am even in a relationship, but I miss Britain a lot, even though I like my life here. Wonder if that's normal for expats or if I should move back.
>>66804131
everytime i get home i end up wanting to leave again
absolute cuckoldry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cwQVHQ5wSY
>>66804131
Sure, sometimes..
When I was there in July for 2 weeks I also missed my home and life here though.
Jewgle changed the search for pathological liar to show a preview of Trump's face, instead of Clinton's like it used to. Just because HuffPo made an article on it.
>>66804158
>overboardhumor
I hope for your own sake that you don't think this is real
>>66804131
Don't think I could ever leave here 2bh
I have travelled to other countries but I always miss the UK. They're just not the same.
>>66804160
>>66804145
This is what I wonder desu. Haven't been home yet since becoming a real expat (i.e perm resident knowing I'm living here). I think I'm experiencing "grass is always greener".
>>66804172
>>66804172
No one likes that bitch
>>66804177
it is real
>>66804203
Okay maybe only Australian Jewgle
>>66804195
Barely have a life to return to at home 2bh
Don't really fit in with my countrymen either
>>66804195
She will always be our home lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omXvnvhclMw
Visiting after a few years helps you put things into perspective.
second time a chinky woman got the drop on me
their won't be a third
>>66804225
better to use 'no country redirect'.
https://www.google.com/ncr
>>66804225
U P S E T
makes you think
Do any of you lads live in the country?
I do and I couldn't imagine living somewhere where I couldn't hunt and fish all the time
Hahahahahaha
>>66804267
no I live in the city
would be funny to find out that im really the only user on 4chan and all the posters are auto-generated by bots
i have become proficient in judging whether someone is jewish or not by looks
>>66804303
haha
>>66804264
Trotskyists will be happy if trump wins....the last time they were happy was when Hitler won
ice cream? i LOVE ice cream!
>>66804306
jew made me laugh
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>>66804318
Actually they want Hillary to win since she wants war with Russia
>>66804306
is it? How engrossing...
*starts talking to someone else*
>>66804338
Trump and Hillary say the same shit.
Trotskyists and trump had already shared agendas in the past, they both hated gadaffi
The absolute state of some of you...
the mexican has posted here for months and I've yet to see him say anything funny or insightful
>>66804334
good lad
>>66804306
if they have a beak sized nose haha
>>66804381
cave my head in please
will I get decked if I ask for a bap at some bakery in your hometown
typical brexiter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-NEBerVRo0
>>66804401
prefer to let you suffer, alive desu
>>66804416
show us your baps xxx
>>66804376
Trump doesn't want war with Russia in fact he likes Putin and wants to strengthen America's relationship with Russia whereas Hillary hates Putin and wants to go to war against him
>>66804422
then stop bitching
getting the daily varg vikernas in
>>66804442
Trump is essentially a Russian puppet
When a country goes around aggressing we shouldn't be rolling over and letting them do what they want
>I don't want WW3
>>66804420
brexit retards absolutely btfo
>>66804443
*hammers your fingers into pulp*
>>66804466
Ahh yes Russian "aggression" like protecting ethnic Russians from genocide in the Ukraine and actually fighting ISIS instead of supporting them like the US does
>>66804442
I like the idea of great US-russian relations, but trump has said that he will make your army stronger and show to Putin that the US president deserve respect :s
>>66804501
yes I'm sure they were protecting ethnic Russians in Afghanistan, Ossetia, Georgia etc
>>66804466
really? and how about when the USA does it? That's different because it's for democracy?
Those famous freedom bombs liberating people from their souls so that they are free form their earthly confines. Those famous democracy ensuring every person is equally represented with a dedicated piece of shrapnel up the arse.
>>66804470
Surely it will be a joy to fight Russia in the Arctic alongside blue-haired lesbians and numale weaklings
>>66804501
Yes, Russian aggression like annexing parts of other countries with the excuse of "protecting ethnic russians".
>>66804519
False equivalence.
>>66804535
Thanks god Hitler prevented stalin's agression and started ww2
>>66804466
Germany is the biggest economy in Europe and the highest population yet they spend less than 2% of their GDP on military
You say we but what you really mean is America. Why should America fight Europes wars
>>66804512
Hahahahahaha POOland
>>66804512
>Afghanistan
Soviet Union =/= Russia
>Ossetia
Land populated by Russians who were being oppressed by the Georgians because they feared a secessionist movement
And no Russia is not perfect but a world in which Russia and the United States have a close relationship is a significantly safer world than one where they standoff against one another
>>66804552
"""b-b-but it's not the same!!"""
it damn well is
>>66804587
haha you're being paid for this tripe or what
>>66804608
Eastern Europe is Russian soil tbqh
>>66804558
I especially like how annexing Czechoslovakia literally came under the guise of "protecting ethnic germans". It's the oldest trick but Rorkes still fall for it.
The much beloved
GF
Can you name benefits you have/will have post-Brexit that you didn't have before?
I'm really interested to hear these huge reasons to leave that compel you to renegotiate all your trade deals (with less leverage), and destroy your currency.
>>66804608
you have to go ba-oh wait...
>>66804646
there will be fewer engineers in the country so I might actually be able to get a position as one?
>>66804641
the Eternal Anglo is forever deluded that Ivan's to be reasoned with and arrogantly muse that Ivan can be "contained"
certainly not by Obama's administration and never ever by whatever shape or form the UK could assume
>>66804535
>>66804552
>>66804558
>>66804608
>>66804641
thank you for correcting the record!
can't find it lads
hmmph
>>66804704
what are you looking for lad?
>>66804646
This is why they have a fucking Parliament, so they can make an informed decision on their behalf. To leave it up to their citizens is fucking idiotic. Fuck.
>>66804677
It's not about containment it's about bringing Russia into the fold which will make the world a safer place
No good can come from alienating the nation with by far the largest arsenal of nuclear weapons
It's stupid to perceive anyone as an eternal enemy that cannot be reasoned with and this line of thinking leads to war
>>66804718
glass of whiskey i had last night
dunno where the fucking glass is
nice
what you lads think of my halloween costume? I'm going as a slag
>>66804751
It's wherever you left it last
I wonder how many girls (and i mean girls not trannys) are on /brit/
>>66804780
slags dont dress that way
>>66804643
umm do you mind not posting my gf
>>66804420
>>66804472
He talks him into a corner, the guy on the phone is stupid, and you can tell he's nervous, stumbling over his words. There's loads of EU laws that the UK has to abide by right now, EU regulations extend to almost every area of health and safety, construction, the maritime industry, the welfare state, healthcare, power and water supply. There are blanket laws and regulations from the EU for all of those things, and basically everything else of any importance in the private and state sectors, and some of them are even in direct contradiction of our own laws and regulations in those areas. Especially where maritime law is concerned, particularly around freighting, customs, and fishing.
I fucking hate these shows where the host picks an absolutely clueless tosser who couldn't argue his way out of anything, then berates him and belittles him to further his own points.
I'm sure, regardless of what a prick the caller made himself look like, his frustrations over EU madness were as real as anyone elses.
>>66804750
so it's better to let Russia invade various countries instead you little cuck
it's so much easier to sell weapons to shitskins so you can wage fake wars with them for the next few decades
>>66804795
I am a tranny :3 but im also a girl
>>66804795
>girls
>>66804807
don't be writing these fucking novels
>>66804807
leavefags are retarded and most didnt even go to uni
>>66804795
most of the time there's probably none
girls don't really go in for /brit/ style banter 2bh
>>66804805
lewd
>you wake up in cornwall
>>66804807
shan't
Kill yourselves fucking scumbags
>>66804813
When you bring them into the fold and make them an ally you have much more soft power at your disposal
Don't forget that Russia is literally surrounded by American military bases
With a strengthening of relations this goes from being something that keeps you up at night and forces you to aggress militarily to show that you aren't to be fucked with to something benign
kill myself fucking scumbag
>>66804847
sexist and racist
>>66804795
>>66804877
sorry this is slightly better
>>66804906
"let's be nice to russia (and let them do whatever they want to small neighboring countries)" is literally a kremlin talking point
stop enabling their victimhood
dodging class again lads
>>66804944
dodge this
*punches you*
>>66804937
If you do ally with the Kremlin then they no longer see you as a threat and as a result lose bellicosity
I covered that in my previous post
There is no legitimate reason to not strengthen ties with Russia
Nigel Farage is a democratic terrorist, the referendum was a terrorist act.
>>66805034
but it was David Cameron's decision to hold a referendum.
>tfw bank holiday
>>66805074
Because the UKIP party were using terrorism to steal their votes.
>>66805074
shut up you slimey nonce
>>66805084
more like wank holiday
>>66805084
>bank holiday
is that so ?
reckon i can bubuy alcohol then without being embarrassed
>>66805088
democracy is terrorism.
got it.
>>66805100
this is your last warning m8
>lefties hate big corporations but support the EU
>lefties love multiculturalism but love globalism
>lefties hate tax loopholes but hate the government (where the money goes to)
>lefties love rights for women, homosexuals and minorities but love aggressive, patriarchal and intolerant blacks and muslims
dont get lefty thinking 2bh lads. none of their beliefs seem coherent at all.
Dolan trunk hahahahahaha
>>66805142
What do you do for work?
having sex with children is terrorism
look at this fucking dog
Fuck Off CIA, i am not going to tell you
i'm a neoliberal 2bh
>>66805156
*feeds it a carrot*
>>66805156
daddy said i could get a cat
going to dote on it and cuddle it and kiss it
The gf
>>66805217
bit thin
>>66805240
Done a kek
you think this mexican has a job?
>>66805277
he's probably quite wealthy
>>66805277
Well he's gotta get money somehow and seeing as Mexico has no gibs and that it's poor to the point where the average family cannot support adult children I would assume that he must have an income of some kind
We must be bonkers...LITERALLY bonkers
>>66805277
If hes part of the mexican population that can waste all day online my guess is hes from quite a wealthy family
alri benders
went India and bought home some tea and spices just like my ancestors haha
Gf literally can't leave the house without putting her makeup on
Must be a terrible curse
Reminder that Tom Cruise is fucking 60
>>66805140
>lefties hate big corporations but support the EU
Corporations are unaccountable and regularly seek to undermine sovereign laws and citizens. The EU is fundamentally a good idea done wrong (but still better than corporatism). You'll also find that all anarchists and a significant amount of Marxists oppose the EU.
>lefties love multiculturalism but love globalism
I oppose absolute homogeneity for the sake of absolute homogeneity. Nearly every opponent of globalization/WTO/IMF is of a leftist bent.
>lefties hate tax loopholes but hate the government (where the money goes to)
They hate the government for allowing the loopholes to be exploited.
>lefties love rights for women, homosexuals and minorities but love aggressive, patriarchal and intolerant blacks and muslims
Equal rights are cool. People who oppose equal rights are not cool.
getting my daily dose of buzzfeed and crash course
>>66805426
I can't leave the house at all
*sees poor refugee child*
*he's crying*
*feel sad*
*go up to him*
Yousa thinking yousa people ganna die?
>>66805457
Have you tried putting make-up on?
>>66805426
why do women wear makeup and perfume? cos theyre ugly and they smell haha
>>66805464
i will literally kill you
>>66805483
I first heard that from Ted Bundy...
>>66805484
how wude
>>66804935
Imagine if kev found this video kek
>>66805426
>tfw dont have to bother wearing makeup
feels good
taking a thulean perspective
think i might watch (rewatch) sailor moonu
>>66804253
>>66804280
a guy in my election worker training class had a stein shirt on
made some remarks about wasting a single page of printer paper
wanted to tell him to fuck off
gf just sent me this
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1477799801905.webm
who is pan head exactly aside from a memelord with a twitter?
>>66805595
should have told him to fuck off
you yanks are too passive aggressive
Convert to Islam you bloody racists
>>66805644
that was quite unpleasant to say the least
>>66805644
thicc
>>66805680
"There is no god but Allah and Muhammad is His messenger"
There I'm a Muslim now!
unions are shit 2bh
just cartels that extract rents
>>66805731
yeah m8 better to let the company run rampant over the workers
My forgotten, da Bosses will do terrible tings to me TERRRRRIBLE is me going back der!
gonna go cruise for darkies round me town and beat the shite into 'em
really hope a ghost or a demon or something attacks me and absolutely obliterates my bollocks tonight
just had an egg sandwich with 3 (three) large free range eggs
ded brit. normies at work?
>>66805830
how many eggs were on the sandwich?
>>66805812
>beat the shite into 'em
You're gonna push their shit in?
bit gay that
>>66805830
>free range
Poofter
>>66805853
Got work at 2. Third night in a row I've done 2-10 fucking sick of it
>>66805853
bank holiday you melt
sleeping off last night's normie fun time out at the clubs
who ate all the pies? (it was me)
>>66805895
it's not bank holiday you fat CUNT
h-hi guys
>>66805895
FOY its not a bank holiday
>>66805888
id fucking love 2-10. Can sleep in a bit and can stay awake in the night.
>>66805895
Wait is today really a bank holiday?
>>66805935
only in ireland
Might call that girl back, I said we'd do something this week
hmm
nah hehe
if you drink anything other than black coffee with no sugar I shan't be reading your posts
>>66805934
I can't stop waking up at 9am though regardless. I got home shattered last night, but then couldn't sleep until 4:30 and I woke up early again. So I'll be tired all day again fucking sick of it. Also all the supermarkets are closed by the time I get to them if I finish at 10 so I can't just get an easy cheap dinner
Why is Liverpool such a wonder of a city?
>over 90% white
>great universities
>mix of norwegian and Irish genes to create a strong race
>chinatown
>best museums
>land of poets
>lister from red dwarf
>the beatles and their solo careers
>old buildings and new buildings standing side by side as if time didn't exist
>two cathedrals
>superior football
>ferry rides
>theatre
>International Airport
>lovely parks
Truly God has created this city for kings.
>>66805895
it's only a bank holiday in ireland
writing a semi-autobiographical lads
>>66806001
Sneaky English Jews jewing me out of double pay today by not being a bank holiday
>>66805993
>ferry rides
Moving to Liverpool now desu
>>66805993
If it didn't have that football team I think people would like it more
>>66806012
>about a lonely guy meeting a girl over the internet
>you will never be a scouser
Why even live?
>>66805993
>citizens of liverpool are called liverpudlians
Heheh
scouse is quite delicious actually
>>66805993
really wanted to live in Brookside when I was younger haha
I am a god to the people of Sweden
Kev's twitter is depressing, just him tweeting at people and not getting a reply
>>66805993
It is a nice city, shame about the people, who are utter fucking scum.
>>66806093
Shame hes not very self aware
alri
what's Cena up to these days lads?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AYY LET US IN PHAM
>>66806153
all those poor children :(
>>66806153
Look at all those engineers and astronauts... Who in their right mind wouldn't want these people in their country?
>>66806184
>>66806187
check your fucking privilages you white boys
>>66806129
Shut up you retard
>>66806012
>>66806046
where did this gimmick originate
saw a Bradleyposter greentexing it making fun of it but i didn't see the original quote anywhere in the thread
>>66806153
*lets them in*
*leaves the country*
heh........ good luck.......
>>66806206
>>66806207
humourous post
might be post-ironic and wear a che guevara shirt
>>66806153
WHERE DA WHITE WOMEN AT?
>>66806241
>don't know why /brit/ feels the need to force everything
this is the biggest cancer of /brit/
>>66806220
>falling for the (You) bait
>now forcing a shit meme out of it
wish the runts would do this whith my pooposts, the ultimate form of (You)
>>66806207
I've actually thought about how this will play out in the future
What will happen when these migrants ruin all the white countries so white people flee somewhere to create a new country and build it into a great and prosperous nation?
The Passion of the Christ is unironically my favourite film of all time
>>66806277
t. Mel Gibson