/brit/

despise canadian posters

hope the arrival of this new thread doesn't have negative (You) consequences for my late-thread post in the last thread

>>66797399
alright drama queen

For all of the lads to enjoy and cherish:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hKh7STCZUI

Sincerely

I hope this thread isn't too gay

imagine being american and having to put on your bulletproof vest and body armour just to nip to the shop to get milk

must be grim

>>66797402
Post it again la

Reckon we should just migrate en masse to a chat room so we don't have to deal with his shite or chinkmoots shitty pornhub ads

need a big cock in my arse right now

Trump has said that he will force Saudi Arabia to invade Syria, protect pooland from aggresors, and show to russia, China and iran who is the boss......but he is a putin's agent!!!

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>>66797373

>>66797438
the hell is this shite

>>66797431
never leave the house without the ol' 12 gauge

business idea: Long March

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>>66797407

they don't do that any more, they have their government approved milk delivered by feds

>>66797419
Yeah just a 20 windsor blue m8 cheers

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>>66797437

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>>66797438
want to watch something both spooky and sexy

Alien or Interview with a Vampire?

>>66797436
pics

>>66797467
Alien

>>66797393
Chooooon

>>66797463
only because they're not allowed to leave the house anymore without their spyware on.

>>66797464
desklad?

windsor blue is as grim as it gets
disgusting things

>>66797482
of my arse?

>>66797463
creasing

Have filtered canadians for the last year but every time I phonepost the cunts are still here

reminder you aren't really supposed to drink cows milk

it forcibly became popular after WW2

>>66797464
gonna need to see some ID ye fuckin sprout

>>66797497
not him but what do you smoke? i've smoked sterling for over a decade lol and i people tell me they're harsh but i can't really tell any more

>>66797504
And i'm not meant to shove my fist up your arse but hey ho
Milks dece

>>66797497
No

Yeah I smoke rollies now but they were my preferred for some bizarre reason. All ciggies taste like shite anyway.

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doing some noodles

>>66797482

>>66797515
>>66797497
I smoke amber leaf boys

>>66797504
dont tell me what to fucking do cunt

Smoking kills......

You don't have gfs and some girls reading this don't have bfs in the same time. And they don't complain, imagine this

just got malware from a hiro ad I accidentally clicked

two bombs weren't enough lads

>>66797531
sorry but rolling baccy is bought for financial reasons only. nobody wants to stand there dicking about with a piece of paper. plus i do a lot of driving so without prerolling about 20 fags it's not an option

The pedo jew is here

>>66797515
>>66797531
Benson and hedges (blue)

Used to smoke mayfair

>>66797542
i cant even comprehend how spastic and smug you have to be in order to pull the shit he's trying to do

>>66797504
Because we had no food, right?

>>66797555
whyd ye think i bought it u mad bean

>>66797558
>B&H

Fuck off billionaire

>>66797558
fuck me lah i thought amber leaf was rough but i hate benson and hedges

News outlets I like:

>Al-Jazeera
>Russia Today
>Press TV
>DailyMail

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thats a lot of milk

>>66797557
I'm girl btw. R u happy?

Does anyone else find ciggies don't repress hunger at all?

Been told they do but I literally get the opposite effect. Every time i smoke my stomach feels completely empty.

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>>66797589
t. Corbyn

>>66797558
what they run at for 20 these days? it's about £7.50 most places for sterling apart from some bullshit shops that sell 6.99 """"20 decks"""" that have 17 fags in em

>>66797577
Una vela jajajajajaj jajajajajaja

Been reading the entire history of mankind recently

About half way through, don't tell me who did it

>>66797571
>blue
they're 5.99 for a 20* deck

*you only actually get 17

>muhosransk

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>>66797589

fingered maisie outside a club in nottingham

>>66797606
That cannot be real.

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Half of me thinks: "Smoking is disgusting and seriously harms my organs and skin"

Then the other half thinks "I don't give a shite"

>>66797589
>Press TV

IRAN TODAY KILL 5000 DAESH FIGHTERS. ECONOMY VERY GOOD. ALL IS GOOD. AMERICA BAD.

Making a gin and tonic
wish I had a proper glass for it.
>>66797589
Globe & Mail is decent here

>>66797643
why not?

>>66797650
first half of you is a right bent cunt

don't think Nige should become a Lord honestly

would love to see him knighted though

>>66797606
Corbyn and farage are both friends and want to give the kingdom to Putin

>>66797607
see >>66797612

17 for 6 quid works out better per fag, even the better brands are 19 now

>>66797650
All of me thinks I want to die so could not give less of a shit

Also I have perfect skin.

*strolls into the shop*

20 Marlboro reds please

*swaggers out and sparks one*

>>66797656
had a gin and tonic saturday night at like 4am after 8 hours of drinking and my body rejected it like it was poison lmao

I'M NOT A RAYYCIST, I'M A MELTING POT OF FRIENDSHIP

*annihilates a pile of cans*

>>66797650
I'm 27 and have smoked for like 12 years and my skin is better than most people my age who never smoked

>>66797604
They do repress. But when you're trying to drop it your appetite grows

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>>66797643
Literally is
Corbyn's twitter has loads of shite like that

>>66797679
Enjoy the cancer

>>66797679
textbook denial

>>66797657
Because if it is Corbyn is a spastic with the political views of a child

Oh wait

>>66797650
Same, I have literally destroyed my throat after doing a challenge on a party. But I still can't stop smoking. Too good desu

jeremy corbyn seems like a genuine bloke. just a shame he's a mental communist

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>>66797685
Is this supposed to be sarcasm?

thousands of years ago, there was a basic form of chivalry. our ancestors would hear the drums of war, giving the warriors of the tribe a chance to organize and prepare a defense. sixty years ago, when foreign air forces were approaching filled with bombs, they had drums of their own: air raid sirens.

but in the 21st century, there are silent weapons for quiet war...

>>66797589
t. Putin drone

>>66797707
Ah yes a champagne socialist who's never done anything worthwhile in his life. What a "genuine bloke"

quite a silly video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdPPp3hoGQ8

Jezza is right. We should nationalise the railways

>>66797739
thanks for correcting the record

>>66797694
The average age of lung cancer diagnosis is 75 years old. I'm 27. Therefore, I have almost 50 years for medical science to cure cancer before I have to worry. Checkmate, atheists

Trump, Nigel and corbyn want to destroy democracy

>>66797719
Ask any Venezuelan and they'll agree with Corbers. However having so much power under one man's rule is always bad as his legacy fucked up the country

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>>66797719
No, the guy is wacko

>>66797589
Quality post

>>66797760
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wn3eUUDQW6

He is going to suffer cancer soon RIP >>66797759

>>66797786
Land lubber

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What do you reckon you'd be like as a parent lads?

No meme answers please

AMA

>>66797770
conventional meds are organic matter as well... what a dumbfuck
why are liberals so pseudo intellectual

El mino???

wouldn't be surprised if corbyn was secretly just the senile old grandfather of either Sara, Aisha or Rosy who accidentally stumbled out of the elderly home and into the leadership role of a major British political party

>>66797798
Distant and not a very good one. I'd take my kids on hunting/outdoor trips as often as I could though.

>>66797798

awful, can't stand kids

>>66797798
i remember when i used to cry

>>66797816
i'd love to rape and murder all of those

>>66797813
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01cb2Drn4Zp

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>>66797829

>>66797798
*stands up*
*starts to clap*
*everyone clapping*

me on my way to tescos
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1477879936286.webm

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>>66797704
I've considered vaping but it's horseshit. It doesn't come anywhere close to the therapeutic ritual of taking a cig out the pack, lighting it and burning it down to the filter.

I wish "safe cigarettes" actually existed, but they seem like a pipe dream.

The closest you could get is ''organic'' low-tar papers with cannabis or some other herb with little toxins.

>>66797798
I'd like to say I'd be like my dad, a distant alcoholic with a successful career whose money masked the problems. But I'm a failure so probably just a distant alcoholic

Have felt like shit all day

>>66797798
Would beat my children if they step out of line. Make them play an instrument, do a sport and learn a language before they're 7. Also would make them read for pleasure, like my mum did. TV, internet and vidya all banned.

Wife would probably leave me and take them with her tb h

>>66797798
Probably okay.

Just do what my dad did and not what my mum did

(my mum is shit)

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>>66797677
I used to hate gin because my retarded mate would drink nothing but tanqueray but now I love it and Gin&Tonic is one of my favorite mixes now.

>>66797759
What's the average age of lunch cancer diagnosis for smokers though. I hope you realise most people who get lung cancer don't smoke. That misconception, that all or even most lung cancer patients are smokers, means that lung cancer charities gets far FAR less charitable donations and therefore have far FAR less funding and success in treating it compared to other cancers. Have fun with the cancer.

>>66797870
>Also would make them read for pleasure, like my mum did. TV, internet and vidya all banned.
This, holy shit

What an autist

http://www.strawpoll.me/11542095/r

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Why do Sweden suck so much? Why have we gone from being vikings to betacucks?

>>66797798
Reckon I'd be full schizo. Lock them in the house and tell them the outside world is full of monsters.

>>66797798
One might think that the blustery and flighty nature of ENTPs would make parenting a particular challenge for them, and in many ways, they'd be right. However, one thing people with the ENTP personality type love more than just about anything is a good challenge, a problem to fix, even if it comes to addressing their own weaknesses. ENTPs take their roles as parents seriously, and they are bound to be affected profoundly by this development in their lives – if anyone is able to take an outside influence, like their children, and use that influence to address their own faults, it is ENTPs.

From the beginning ENTPs' distaste for rules and regulations is evident, and they are likely to give their young children the freedom necessary to explore on their own. Independence is one of ENTPs' greatest needs, and they feel that no person is complete without an independent mind.

ENTP personalities create relaxed, unorthodox environments for their children, founded on enthusiasm and the joy of discovery through the development of reason, not heavily structured settings designed merely to be safe.

As their children grow and develop, ENTPs encourage them to think independently and voice objections, opinions and alternatives. But unlike Diplomat (NF) parents, who encourage their children to express their thoughts in terms of feelings and needs, ENTPs teach their children to approach these options from a position of impartiality and logic, to state what is more effective rather than what would make them feel good. As in other relationships, this quality of emotional inaccessibility is where ENTPs struggle.

As their children grow into adolescence and learn to find a balance in healthy emotional expression, people with the ENTP personality type may find themselves exasperated. While always up for a good debate on just about any subject, ENTPs often need their partners' help in managing more emotional outbursts and arguments.

ill spook your father and your mother

>>66797765
You haven't heard about Venezuela this year have you?

There' having a near 100% shortage in basic foods like bread and milk.

>>66797902
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Uf1ZcZ0bJp

>>66797798
probably be a cheeky dad and make jokes a lot but still be serious and stoic .

>>66797903
>/r
mong

>>66797828
My dad hit me when i cried.

It worked desu, have not cried in years and even then only in private.

>>66797913
not a word

>>66797798
I once said "I don't want to have kids, they'll only disappoint me". Frankly I still think that's true. They'd piss me off and annoy me by doing far less than what I've done as a child. I'd be a bad Father.

Mongolia

>>66797798
Conservative but understanding

If I had daughters, I wouldn't really care if they became slags, as cucked as that sounds. It's possible to have a fun and adventurous youth and be a very successful adult.

>>66797883
Around 10% of lung cancer cases are amongst non-smokers. Look it up. Now don't you feel silly Mr. Know it all :)

shOULD i sleep or should I not?

>>66797921
>>66797933
>>66797945
>>66797947
>>66797951
>>66797950
Kill yourselves pirate scumbags

>>66797892
Tbf I might allow them on the internet but with very strict controls and while being monitored by me.

Going for a nice refreshing glass of water lads

>>66797870
>TV, internet and vidya all banned.
why?

>>66797967
Patently untrue

>my dad never hit me
>mum did hit me

>when they divorced the family courts made me spend most of my time with my mum

ah yes

>>66797983
here you are lad
*gives you a glass of water*
*it's actually vodka*

>>66797880
yeah it's good but the bitterness is not what i needed at 4am haha

If I ever have a child ill probably end up like my own father, drunk, annoyed, depressed angry and distant

already tick most of those boxes

>all these wannabe helicopter parents

>>66797993
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3170525/

>More than 161,000 lung cancer deaths are projected to occur in the U.S. in 2008. Of these, an estimated 10–15% will be caused by factors other than active smoking, corresponding to 16,000–24,000 deaths annually.

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>we're bandits not snitches, mother fucker

What did he mean by this

>>66797996
Same haha

My mum used to go overboard though, she'd punch me and my brother in the head and leave lumps. Not cool desu.

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the witching hour soon lads

>>66798016
Think he meant this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Uf1ZcZ0bJp

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>Going for a nice refreshing glass of water lads

>having kids
>ever
literally why. what a fucking nightmare that would be

>>66797987
It ruins them

>>66798012
>projection
>estimate
>9 year old data

>>66797987
Because they were for me when until I was 14 and I was a much happier and successful person.

Used to read a book a day.

>>66797987
it either leads to autistic lonely degenerates (4chan, reddit) or narcissistic depraved stupid twats (facebook, twitter, snapchat, instagram) or even worse- attention seeking special snowflakes with mental illnesses (tumblr).

would only allow my children to use Wikipedia

>>66797770
somehow misread "organic matter" as "garlic butter"

>>66798042
Google it. You got absolutely rekt so please carry on clutching at straws

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Gf went mental at me last night lads
1/2

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childhood memories

>>66797743
build quality on that thing

Then get out of here

>>66798043
>never watched TV until you were 14

Christ mate were your parents called Fritzl?

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>>66798064

>>66798062
Okay, lets go with your projected estimates from 9 years ago. My point still stands, lung cancer gets far less funding and has far fewer people working on it.

business idea: elon musk for president

I just don't understand your logic

>>66798073
You going to make me you fucking fat little nonce? fuck are you going to do? fat gimp..

>>66798082
My mum let me watch the news and documentaries. All other channels were blocked though.

>>66797918
Read what I said again lad.

masenko HA

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Does anybody else here have a really young sibling who they tutor to become exceptional normies?

My little 11 year old sister is VERY well adjusted and well-spoken. I reckon she's literally the most popular girl in her primary school.

>>66798082
Not him but I went to a semi-posh state school and some of the parents there were 'those types' who banned their children from TV, drinking milk, etc

wealthy people can be nutters

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*sneaks up behind you*

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What are you lads doing for Halloween?

Will you be watching a movie (pic related women are funny, get over it)? Drinking yourself to sleep? Smoking yourself into a coma?

>>66798085
>>66798064
really really wish i had a crazy gf

>>66798093
he can't be president
he can be PM here though why would he want to be?
he has far more influence and power at the head of a large company than saddled with running a country.

>>66798097
Do you have a death wish????

>>66798085
call her a nigger and I'll paypal you a fiver

>>66798064
did you do it

>>66798064
seems normal-
>>66798085
got a bit mental at the end there haha wew lad

did you cheat on her?

>>66798110
You think any Venezuelan will say thanks Hugo you've proven wealth sharing is good for not only us but the wider world?

>>66798128
shut the fuck up, id say you havent seen your pencil dick in years with that big fucking belly of yours, id run rings about you ya fat sack of shite

do you guys think I am a meme? be honest

>>66798127
>he can't be president
It's unclear whether or not the courts would enforce that

5 months of uni holidays lads ahahaha

what the fuck do i do

>>66798122
I'm going to throw eggs and fun snaps at trick or treaters

>>66798143
Whether you like it or not, i am going to stay here

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>>66798131
>>66798134
>>66798135
>>66798140
>>66798127
>>66798122
>>66798118
>>66798116
>>66798113
>>66798111
>>66798145
>>66798154
>>66798149

for all you pirate mothafuckas out there
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Uf1ZcZ0bJp

>>66798116
My parents weren't wealthy but my mum was a nutter.

Don't hold it against her, but it's annoying when people talk about cartoon shows they watched when they were a kid and I don't know what they're talking about.

Took me ages to work out what Spongebob meant.

>>66798087
Perhaps. But who knows what half a century away will bring

>>66798149
don't think you can be president unless you were born in the USA
he's a Canadian citizen but anyone can be PM here

>>66798113
I have a cousin only five tears younger than me
I used to trim him a bit, helped him lose weight and taught him some stuff about personal image, now he's chad as fuck
he's also taller than me at 16, feels bad

benis...... bagina

So obviously i'm pissed off

>>66798164
well just know that no one wants you here, youre only good to laugh at

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>>66798035
t. beta manchild cuck

>south african cities are whiter than american cities

cannot even make this up

>>66798166
you sound muslim mate

>>66798186
get him mick, GET THAT SPIC CUNT

>>66798188
>white baby
eww gross

>>66798195
haha yeah... sound muslim

Hahahahahaha >>66798197

>>66798166
You are very close to making me filter Irish posters lad

Once the filter is on I usually forget about it, so don't make me.

Also worth mentioning I am VERY generous with my (You)s

>>66797916
Give Arab gf

>>66798140
The opinion of him is still good for what he did for their country. It might not have been so good if he had lived long enough to see oil prices fall to their current level, but he's still respected and admired by the majority of the populace. We had one in /brit/ i think a few days ago saying as much. If not brit then it was another thread on int.

if I die before I wake
at least in heaven I can skate

>>66798177
>don't think you can be president unless you were born in the USA
I know, it's just that the courts might not enforce that rule if it came down to it

>>66798176
Maybe. I used to smoke, very much thought the same thing, and fuck me I miss it sometimes when I'm stressed or tired. It's a weight off my mind to not be addicted to an expensive disease causing product though.

>>66798214
fuck off and filter me then, that vocaroo was quality gimmick material and you know it

>>66798040
it only further ruins already ruined kids

>>66798046
think thats only some people

glad you fags will never get the chance to have kids

>>66798035
because seleting your genetic line out of existance because "i dun feel like it" is just a tad silly tbqhwy

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Argghhh runt

>>66798231
Why should my genetic line matter more than my happiness?

>>66798231

doesn't mean anything in the big scheme of things

gonna do a sick MC into the mic and vocaroo it to you lads through bluetooth

>socialism is about sharing
>refuse to share their wealth with globalist bankers

Don't understand this

>>66798154
pound gash?

>>66798231
ah yes I should be forced to cuck myself living with an expensive, ultra high maintenance little shit for 18 years just because "muh genetics". fuck off, how the fuck is that a valid reason

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>he supports the cuckarchy

>>66798240
are you happy?

>>66798230
>it only further ruins already ruined kids
Unless you start your kids watching the shit on TV before they can walk like most parents now do

My kids aren't setting foot in the same room as a TV before they're 8

>>66798277
we should pay the furbees the queens wages 2bh

>>66798035
Biological imperative

>>66798231
you could literally say this about the reverse and it would sound just as valid

'because continuing your genetic line for yet another slog because "i feel like it" is just a tad silly'

Ahh yes the so called work alarm in 3 hrs 45

>>66798280
no but taking care of an expensive spoiled fucker that shits itself for 5 years would surely make me happy :^)

Really makes me think

https://youtu.be/RfU8TUZRtZg

>>66798280
Happier than if I had children (at least that is my belief).

If you want to go binary on a happy/not happy scale I'd say yeah, I'm a happy person. Content would be a better word, content with the life I have.

>>66797527
Those Korean ones are best.

not sure on whether or not im an ENTP or an INTP

i seem to enjoy both my own company as well as the company of others depending on the circumstance

why do spics call us pirates again

>>66798316
probably i mate

>>66798319
up yours pirate

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>>66798319

>>66798301
>>66798307
how can you be sure of that though?
I shouldn't talk because I have a daughter and have never seen her in person.

>>66798316
You're I

ENTPs like spending time with anyone, like the insecure little runts they are.

Flatmates are bunch of antisocial spackers lads

Literally all they do is grunt at me when we pass in the hallway.

Went to a shitty pub dress up thing, was Shite, went for a pint with another lad to a pub, got called fagball by a alpha GAA drunk cunt then got a lift home from a Nigerian taxi driver

All in all, a waste of 40 euro

Loving the pirate vocabulary

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>mum caught me dancing around to madonna in my sister's knickers while miming into a hairbrush

just kill me

>>66798388
hahahahha fagball lmao

Me in the Black Lives Matter t-shirt

Cut the shit out of my finger with a chisel today lads. Had just finished sharpening it following Paul Sellers' advice haha

>>66798346
I don't need to be sure of it to not have kids. In fact the commitment havings kids is I'd need to be fucking CERTAIN they would enrich my life and my happiness in some way before I did it. Or you are stuck for life with a person you resent.

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so when brits go to the ATM do they get pounds of euros out of it?

Think I'm living with an escaped runt lads. Tried grunting at him to see if he'd respond but he just sulked in his room.

>>66798325
>>66798349
the people obsessed with these MBTI things seem to believe it's common knowledge that ENTPs are the most introverted of the extroverts so while they like socialising it's not uncommon to still have some introverted traits as well

so I might still be an ENTP

>>66798346
the same reason I am sure I will not like the taste of shit even though I have never eaten it before

>>66798319
Because English pirates rekt the Spanish Empire and looted their gold and sheit

>>66798432
just be yourself lad

>>66798429

>ATM

It's called an 'ole in the wall

if you aren't an intj you're a runt just waiting to be manipulated

-runt
-rorke
-spacker
-spastic
-mong
-fanny

heaven is a halfpipe

>>66798432
you realise this is all pseudoscientific trash and you're completely wasting your fucking time you utter troglodyte?

>>66798429
>pounds of
FOY

>>66798432
>>66798349
>>66798325
>>66798316
I got INTJ

what does this mean

>>66798432
just do a test mate

>>66798388
>using the Euro as currency

HOWLING

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>Nowhere to buy some deec jogging bottoms in-store
>£60 to buy online with shipping

Might just wait until Christmas when I'm back in England because Prague hasn't caught up yet.

>using an ATM

enjoy getting card skimmed

>tfw my ancestors had huge sprawling plantation estates in Louisiana and Jamaica with hundreds of slaves and massive social clout
>I'm a bum with a one room apartment and a used car.

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

>>66798451
>intj
a powerful tool to be controlled

flatmate just passed through the hallway to grab his fucking toast again. couldn't help myself from grunting

loves his fucking toast doesn't he

>>66798452
1,3,4,5,6 these are the words that describe you

>>66798454
lend us a fiver mate

>>66798466
autism

>>66798439

weird considering they're descended from pirates like Cortes and the Pizarro brothers

>>66798454
at least in heaven I can sk8

>>66798466
literal autism: the classification

>>66798474
there is, you're just too dim to find it

>>66798451
>tfw INTJ master race but still get lonely because no gf

Would trade every single one of my friends for a gf in a heartbeat.

>>66798454
oh fuck off you nonce just leave the thread now and move on with your day

none of us even want to see thst flag
be gone.

>he wasn't here last night for prisonfuposting
lmaoing at your pathetic existence

>>66798489
>>66798497
nice

Imagine living in a house with people that aren't your friends, or even worse, complete strangers

You have to be a total mong to do this

>>66798424
to me it seems self absorption really only brings fleeting happiness at best, nothing like seeing your own flesh and blood grow up happy and loving you.

>>66798502
>friends
*removes you from the intj mailing list*

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wat

>>66798502
>tfw INTJ but comfortably numb

>>66798432
ENTPs love to argue with people even when they agree with them. If you don't like to argue you aren't ENTP

>>66798466
half of 4chan gets this classification and my most fedora of mates got it

poleaboo also got it

it's the aspergers personality m8

>>66798454
Heaven is a place in earth m8

>>66798527
oooh baby do you know what that's worth?

>>66798508
it's not

>>66798512
sounds like a fun
would recommend some good locks in your room however

actually most 4channers get intp followed by infp

there was a big poll on /r9k/

>>66798466
Angry robot incapable of a deep connection with other human beings

I got INTP but the description was nothing like me at all

fucking shit astrology-level pseudoscience

theory: you get more confident the further away you are from your local area

Well those personality tests are a load of bollocks

apparentally I have the 'tism personality and I have fucked 8 girls, lost my virginity at 16 and have a close social circle

fuck off with that meme shit

I can tell the humors of this general are out of balance - far too much black bile on average. Recommend all of you to partake in a good leeching.

>>66798466
It means you're fucked

>>66798567
FOY

>>66798566
can tell from this post that you have autism

>>66798566
FONT

>>66798525
>ENTPs love to argue with people even when they agree with them
yeah I do this all the time on /int/ and /pol/. often take both sides of a debate. it's a radical centrist ideology.

don't do it so much irl though because being an opinionated wanker doesn't do me any favours in reputation or social standing

>>66798561
absolutely not, new environments and imagery startle me. Im liked in my local area.

business idea: Sheffield - Steel City

>>66798519
I only have them so I can meet girls and possibly get a gf.

>>66798548
i got ENTJ but this i really doubt it

>>66798561
agreed

:/

>>66798584
see >>66798598

would you rather live in nottingham or bangcock

>>66798566
People who say INTJs are autistic are just jealous INTPs. INTJs are capable of anything they set their mind to, including relationships. They just remain detached.

hypothesis: confidence fluctuates based on environmental factors

thought of it myself, gonna get it published

el gordito..... no esta seguro......

if your a bit shy like me a new boundary is a great place because nobody expects anything from you

>>66798598
http://www.strawpoll.me/11295363/r

>>66798627
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wn3eUUDQW6

what does limmy do all day besides watch tv and make vines

don't understand it

>>66798617
INTJs are the arrogant fedora-tier know-it-alls that nobody liked in school.

This....gordito....fucks ur.....mom....

>>66798651
t. runt-tier non intj

>>66798582
Fucking loathe people like this

Boring cunts who can't hold an interesting convo without being an autistic devils advocate really do my nut in.

>ooh I disagree with everyone and nobody knows what I'm really thinking

No you're a boring cunt with fuck all else to say. Do one.

my mums dead bro how coud u say that

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>>66798646
Shitposts on twitter

That's it

>>66798657
>Mom
FOY

PS we all know you cant get it up you sad bastard, you havent even seen your cock in years with that massive fucking gut of yours

>>66798681
how does he make a living and have a nice house

well...
*walks towards you*

Losers

anyone else use latex gloves for wanking?

I like the feel on my willy

>>66798651
Nah INTJs are like self-aware autists who just don't care about anything outside their own head. INTPs are the try hard reddit types who end up failing to impress anyone.

Choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J59SFTqb7MQ

OOOH MY LITTLE HONDA 50, SHES RAPID AND SHES NIFTY

ever feel like overlapping your teeth and just forcing them out your mouth

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>>66798698
off of the Scots

>>66798646
plays dark souls

>>66798710
>INTJs are like self-aware autists who just don't care about anything outside their own head.
unironically me

>>66798710
me on the right

>>66798742
Same except for a gf

Trump is an ESTP on steroids apparently

wonder what Hillary is

Got INTP

Reminder that Myers Briggs is pseudoscience wank

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proper fucking tune, give her a listen men

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgxMgEpcKIo

>>66798813
t. armchair psychologist

>>66798813
it's just a rough estimate that some autists take two seriously