>mfw Americans unironically microwave water

>>66790705
How else do you get the fluoride out?

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>mfw Brits unironically worship Allah

Are you sure that gets out the fluoride?
Fluor isn't like bacteria, so you won't kill it by just boiling it

Also, most europoor nations don't have fluor in the water, cause it tastes like shit, isn't supposed to be swallowed, and will in large doses only do more harm than good

>waste gas heating up water for tea or soup

>>66790864
that was meant for you >>66790774 buddster

>>66790864
It vibrates the fluoride molecules so fast that they leave the water and start bouncing around the microwave, which is why you should hold your breath when you open the door so you avoid inhaling any.

>>66790705
>brits need their water to be halal

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>>66790875
>mfw Americans unironically haven't heard of a kettle

>>66790978
Do you put those in the microwave?

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>>66790970
>brits need their water to be halal

>>66790705
NO WAY
LOL

Cmon dude no way it's true

but you microwave water in everything that you put in the microwave. that's what is for.

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>>66791070
>britbong's face when he's less educated than a burger

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>>66791156
Jesus H Christ, wtf is this thing!

>>66791223
a 10/10 in the british empire

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>>66790705
>mfw Europoors don't microwave their hard, frozen icecream

>>66791361
Is this a kettle?

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>americans will defend this

>>66791576
All we know is how to defend things, like your pathetic island from retarded krauts.

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>>66790774
>not supporting independent water filter salesmen
UnAmerican DESU

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>exciting water molecules through exothermic application of heat is somehow better than doing it by way of radio waves

Europeans everyone.

This is why you can't land on the moon or mars.

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>>66790705
why do american's pull their trousers all the way down?
I see them do this at uni in the toilets

>>66791678
>exothermic application of heat
How does one apply heat 'exothermically'?

Americans, everyone.

>>66790875
>he doesn't use electricity as primary powersource

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>>66790838
Your twice popularly elected president is unironically the mulatto-negro son of a coal burner from a broken home who spent his formative years attending Muslim school in Jakarta

>>66790864
Ban assault fluoride!

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>>66791793
>mfw these are actually shoe refrigerators

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>non brits only have ONE TAP for their sink

cant make it up

>>66790995
They have electric kettles

>>66790705
Why the fuck spend 15-20min boiling water to make it way to hot when you could just microwave a glass for a minute

Pussy ass bitch. Get the fuck out of here with that verbal garbage.

>>66791678
>implying patents are a valid measure of innovation
A lot of patents are claimed by large American organisations who just bully the smaller businesses into giving them ownership of the patent. Smaller businesses simply don't have the funds to hire lawyers to defend them so their only option is to "co-operate".

>>66791970
see >>66790978

>>66791970
you use a Kettle you retard

>>66792013
Why would you put a kettle in the microwave? You could just heat the water directly if you didn't put it in the kettle

>>66791971
That's ok, we're top tier regardless
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Innovation_Index

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>>66791623
>American education

Confirmed number of times enemy German combatants made landfall in USA:
>2, at Amagansett, New York, and Ponte Verdra Beach, Florida.

Confirmed number of times enemy German combatants made landfall in Britain:
>0

Confirmed number of times enemy Japanese combatants made landfall in USA:
>1, at Kiska, Alaska

Confirmed number of times enemy Japanese combatants made landfall in Britain:
>0

>>66792102
>>66792013

The real question is why use a kettle anyway. Tea is for fags. Men drink coffee. Transsexuals drink tea

>>66792013
>technology scares me
>if I had my way we'd all be riding horseback

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>>66791623
>All we know is how to defend things

like the white house?

>>66792013

>Not having an induction stove
>Not boiling 2L of water in 2 minutes

plens

>>66792118
>list made by 2 American companies
>still behind South Korea
>just above Sweden, Canada, and Netherlands despite having a larger population several times over
>doesn't take into account that 50% of all current doctoral canidates in USA are foreign born, higher in STEM fields

>>66792330
Not everyone has stolen jew gold in a safety deposit box to buy fancy appliances

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>hey bro we're outta ice
>we could just make more with the fridge
>instead we'll drive 1 mile to the store next door (which takes an hour in the burbs) to B U Y M O R E

>>66792397

ehehehehe *rubbidy rub*

>>66791713
Funny, because I don't

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>>66791678
Brits, Canadians, and Germans did put men on the moon. American passengers to be exact
>mfw Russia uses dogs and monkeys for space experiments
>mfw Canada and Britain use Americans

>>66792267
Is this real?

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>>66792590
https://twitter.com/ukinusa/status/503668849750056960?lang=en

>>66792330
i dont need 2 litres of water for a cuppa tea laddy

>>66792342
>despite having a larger population several times over
It's per capita based on investments done by native citizens of their country.

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SHART

>>66792330
induction stoves are absolutely shit, i use the kettle instead

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>>66792560
Please, we used Brazilians first before anyone else

>>66792710

why are brits obsessed with the way Americans heat water?

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>>66792241
Electric kettles are technology you dolt

>>66793078
whos talking about americans? im not OP

>>66793078
It's not just the way they heat water, it's the way they use water in general.

Did you know that Americans buy ice from a store instead of just freezing water?

Did you know that a quarter of Americans still shit in septic tanks?

>>66793526
i have a septic tank. but i live out in the middle of nowhere

>>66793526

O B S E S S E D
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Brit living in the states here. Americans don't really have any need for a kettle, though I use one myself. They only really use boiling water for pasta (for which a saucepan works better) and coffee (for which they use a coffee maker).

>>66793661
are you telling me the swiss government doesnt hand out 'American: Did You Know?' fact books to all of its citizens?

get obsessed

>>66793526
There's nothing wrong with septic tanks, certainly beats living in the city.

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>>66793765

>>66793957
the left pic isnt true, theyre both cold, the hot one needs about 10 seconds to heat up properly

dont try and debate me on the 2 tap topic, because 2-tap is superior and more logical than 1-tap

>>66793526
whats this septic tank meme?

>>66794020
No it isn't, 2tap is retarded

>>66794036
City folk often find the idea of a shit tank in your yard that goes to a leech field akward.
Then you remind them that their entire city exists over a system of communal waste pipes that then go to a treatment facility and finally back into the drinking water supply.

>>66793526
>Did you know that Americans buy ice from a store instead of just freezing water?

What the fuck are you on about? Most Americans have an ice maker in their fridge. They only buy ice when they need a lot of it in a hurry, like if they are having a party.

>>66794163
I see...

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>>66794197
Unlike in America, where it's widely available at any grocer, dry ice is extremely rare in at least my part of Canada and most people I've asked have never even heard of it.

>moved from US to Canada years ago
>just a few days ago decided to make pic related jack-o-lantern
>try to buy dry ice
>no one at stores has heard of it
>ask lots of people I know
>same result

Wtf Canada

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>No it isn't, 2tap is retarded

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>>66792880
Lol, he is Argentinian.

Americans microwave their babies.

>>66794163
Sometimes its explode...
Not kidding. I did see what one of those can do.

>>66794472
>grocers have never even heard of it
What do they use to transport food without getting it wet then?

>>66794163
Our nation is build next to the rhine. We gather water in the mountains, then it goes trough the pipes and so trough the villages and finally reaches as stink wather the treatment plant at the rhine where it gets released into it. The rhine then flows to germany and switzerland

Hhmmmm

>>66794700
A frozen humid sponge inside a plastic bag?
Works for me.

>>66794700
refrigerated trucks, just like us

>>66794748
that really made me think

>>66791713
You should fuck them straight

>>66794756
Most grocers use dry ice for packaged food

>>66794752
That doesn't work for mass quantities of food

>>66791847
and he also has a tranny wife

>>66791678
It does actually taste differently. I like boiled on the stove over a microwave

>>66794957
>I like boiled on the stove over a microwave
So use a kettle

>>66795021
I do actually

>>66795116
Good man

>>66794748
Our nation is build next to the rio grande river. We gather shitty people in the mountains, then it goes through the desert and so through the border and finally reaches as stink people on the banks of the rio grande where they get released into it. The Rio Grande then flows to America

El Hhmmmmo

t. Mexico

>>66793710
What strange people

>>66794748
Would you say you are a miniature switzerland or a miniature austria?
>>66794748

>>66794748
>villages
Do you actually have more than one village?

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>mfw brits call umbrellas rain tip tops
captcha included Big Ben

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>>66795636
>>66795636
>mfw yanks call a garburator a "garbage disposal"
>mfw yanks call a chesterfield a "couch"
>mfw yanks call pencil crayons "colo[u]red pencils"
>mfw yanks call a parkade the "parking garage"
>mfw yanks call a toque a "beanie"
>mfw yanks call the letter z "zee"
>mfw yanks call pampers "diapers"
>my face when tanks call hydro "electricity"
>mfw yanks can't even speak the fucking English language

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>>66795875
>mfw Canadians think they're British

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>mfw germans unironically microwave their IDs

>>66795983
we are tho, you fucking bugger fagget

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>>66796024
No we aren't, except maybe m*ritimers

>>66791678
>microwaves are actually radiowaves
american """education"""

>>66796296
In America the sound of microwave food cooking is considered a popular music radio station.

wow, another hate-on-america thread!
what garba- I mean, how great! : )
I am not mad I am glad you are expressing yourselves in this completely not-idiotic manner.

>>66796098
kys fag

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>mfw americans don't celebrate Easter
CANNOT
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP

>>66797047
zozzle

>>66790705
microwaving water is convenient

>>66790935
You cant make this shit up

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>>66792222
>drinks coffee made with soluble coffee and microwaved water
You cant be more plebeian than this

So americano does boil water in microwave.
>tells me cannit drink tap water directly
>uses microwave to get rid of floride
>not using stove kettle
>not using electric kettle
>america first world is just a plain meme and actually stupid beyond believe
This is overwhelmingly mindblown.
I need MC leave now

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>>66792212
Hmmmm

>>66797047
fucking lel

>>66801315
>wasting time on a kettle

>>66801531
It's not time wasting if you use it efficiently.
>during the boiling you could prepare the tea
>sort the good tea leaves from the ugly ones
>prepares milk
>set time for sinetron to watch later
If you rush on things, you'll be fat.

>>66792406
underrated.
actually saw this happen several times over when i was on vacation in the USA.
Americans have two (2) fridges/freezers, one for alcohol and one for groceries, but somehow they dont have enough space to freeze up some water. instead, they drive 20 minutes to the next mcdonalds and buy 1lb of ice cubes.
this reminds me:
>americans can actually buy tea by the gallons at mcdonald's

>>66801597
i've never met anyone who boils water for tea. i usually microwave water for hot coco.

ive never heard of microwaving water

>>66791678
>radio waves
Oh man.

>>66794197
>Most Americans have an ice maker in their fridge
You mean a freezer?

>>66791713
feels
good
man

>>66801646
i have no idea where the actual ice machine is but it come out of the door to the fridge.

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>>66801607
I have also seen this in America, gallons of iced sweet tea for sale at McDonalds.
It's all so surreal

>>66801689
maybe because ice tea tastes good? i don't understand how anyone can like tea. so many different flavors i've tried going to different countries and it still tastes like absolute shit. iced green tea is fucking amazing tho.

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>>66791361
How stupid do you have to be to complain about getting more?

>>66801719
>he thinks his black tea suddenly gains flavor just because it's cold
americans everyone, lmao

>americans
xD

>>66795603
11

>>66795472
Mini switzerland, altough our principal is originally from austria

>>66791744
Gas is cheaper than electricity in my city.

>>66801607
Nobody I have met has an alcohol fridge.

>>66791887
Kekkkekekekek

>>66802045
there's obviously something added since hot tea tastes completely different to ice tea.