Let's all bully Germany tonight

Too many wh*tes good thing they are taking care of it

>>66788500
7-1

>>66788500
7-1

>>66788500
7-1

That they are a Muslim nation.

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>>66788500
Yes.

>>66788500
7-1

>>66788731
>>66788660
>>66788602
>>66788573
mad cuz bad

Why is it that when I tell /int/ to bully Germany they bully Brazil instead

>>66788476

They doomed western civilization by loosing two world wars

their data protection laws

>>66788932
sorry :(

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hottest german girl

>>66789110
been a while since I seen bread girl

I don't like how they constantly destroy Europe.

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classic

>>66789370
woah hey I'm back in 2007 haha time to invest in virtual reality technology

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>>66789370
Yes, the phonetics of the german language is easy to recognize.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMIIpe-suAs

>>66788827
The inner machinations of 4chan are an enigma.

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>>66789110
her bf btw

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i like germany

>>66790494
stfu kraut

>>66790508
:3

>>66790518
i am a greek

>>66790508
most offensive one in this thread so far tbqh

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>>66788476
Random spergouts every half century or so.
It's as if Germans get tired of that cold "all work no fun" attitude of theirs and have to vent out by throwing an autistic tantrum and lashing out at everyone around. No matter what ideology they follow at the moment, right wing, left wing, whatever, they always have to push it to extremes and force it on the whole world.
Their mentality throughout history always seemed a bit broken to me. Dysfunctional, repressed. Like a savage who happened to be born in western Europe and now has to pretend to be a polite, calm paperpusher just because it's expected of him.

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>>66788476

>>66790518
>>66790545
he is a greek

Germans

>>66791210
you are greek

>>66791265
aren't we all greeks?

>>66791265
you are greek too

>>66791290
No

>>66791290
no,fuck you im greek

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>>66790508
You better do, bitch nigga

stop pushing the queue you rude fucking cunts. and quit talking so fucking stiff and serious all the time, lighten the fucking hell up cunt

Last time you pidors went like 'let's all bully Germany' it didn't end well for all of you (and for us, too).

We had to interfere at some point because you can't finish a fight you start.

None the less, I respect the Germans for their serious approach to building things. Of all Europeans, I would like to confront Germans the least, because they used to be traditionalist and hard working and organised.

I believe German watchmaking tradition is superior to Swiss and I proudly wear my Nomos watch and I plan to buy myself a Sinn.

The Germans can be a proper enemy, while the rest of Europe looks like a bunch of fucking jackals.

My condolences for having your country fucked up like that these days but I hope you guys will be fine.

>>66791723
There's literally nothing wrong with that.

>>66791846
t.village bydlo

>>66791846
yes because polaks are the leading innovators in fashion

the way you mix and match tracksuits is breathtakingly stunning

>>66791846
t. Klaus Kowalski

>>66791846

Indeed. BTW only place Fashion Police is active is the Internets. I wear Birkenstocks and Crocs with socks all the fucking time and none of them ever approached me (and no one ever will) because they'd go to hospital if they did. Bydlo strong Polebro.

>>66791093
Both catholics and protestants believed that they were right about faith, and both died in droves for 30 years. Makes people gaga imo

>>66788476
Germans (I'm not even joking)

>>66791941
>>66791973
>>66792034
>caring about fashion
Jokes on you, my autism level is high enough to not give a single fuck about it... also it's comfy.

>>66788476
nazism

>>66792034
>>66791973

Just take a look at these fashionistas. One comes from a country where they all wear Jack Wolfskin and G-Star 'jeans' as if it were a fucking uniform and another comes from a country where they seriously debate if a used pair of Crockett and Jones worth buying.

Please go and fuck yourself, both of you

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>>66788476
>Go on Holiday
>"Boy am I happy to get away from Manchester what a shit city,"
>"Düsseldorf is just Manchester, German edition.

CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY LIED.

>>66792383
>as if it were a fucking uniform
old habits die hard

>>66792421
Well, you kinda have noone to blame but yourself

>>66792383
>>66792298

No surprise a russian is triggered, all of you eastern euros have zero concept on fashion. now im not some fashion faggot, i dont dress like a sissy yuro, but i do like to look not-shit.

slavs on the other hand, what is it with you guys? why do you dress so shit? i know youre poor countries but surely theres decent affordable clothing.

i can spot the polaks in my town from how theyre dressed. and im always right every time

>>66792421
kek, they actually produced this scene in Gengenbach in a completely different part of the country

>>66789370
>comparing romanic languages to a germanic language
this piece of garbage is not worth the disk space jacques.

>>66788476
Ich liebe Deutschland, ich bin deutsch lernen <3

As a turk in Germany, I bully Germany by just living here already :Dd

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Their language is a joke

>>66792570
why learn daed languash?
learn something useful, like turkish or arabic. Nobody here speaks german anymore, it's considered offensive.

>>66792570
Es ist Sonntag, Pedro. Entspann Dich mal.

besame mucho, senor. (ist das malecon?)

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>>66792499
>>66792518
Honestly, first time ever leaving the UK I was expected Germany to be nothing like what I was use to, but aside from everyone driving on the wrong side of the road and language, everything felt the same. East Germany felt different but the second I brought it up everyone started arguing in German about it being pleb land for plebeians

>>66788476
Bielefeld is the best thing about Germany

>>66792686
German is still used in some small areas (like Dresden) but you are right.

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>>66789110
>This is considered master racy in Deutschland

the best parts of germany are the roads leading out haha x x

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>>66792721
>Bielefeld
>one of the most depressive cities
I need to leave this city famisama.

>>66792703
was ist "malecon"?

>>66792686
I know English and I'm learning French too, arabic isn,t standardized, I prefer (in the future) Russian

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>>66788476
hey guys
did you know
germany
is where the naughty hitler was born? :^)

>>66792855
kubanisch für schwul

>>66792926
he was actually born in austria you silly billy haha x x

>>66792855
i see, I just wanted to tell you that if you plan on going to germany, don't waste your time learning german. people WILL think you are a nazi if you speak it publicly.

Is it true that germans dont put any emotions into their speaking cause it reminds them of Hitler and so they feel guilty about it?

>>66792606
Why? Is it too complicated for you?

>>66792957
100% correct, sir

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>>66792502

These chav morons pretending to be dandy.

Man you can bullshit someone who haven't been to Britain but not me, okay?

>>66792932
kek, ja, niemand küsst hier, allein unter Frauen oder Frauen. Wenn du möchte spic (männlich) Küsse, du muss man nach Argentinien gehen

>>66792950
nah, I'm studying for translator, of course, I wouldn't mind moving to a first world country

>>66793225
Ignore these faggots senpai

>>66793225
okay, dachte es heißt auch "umarmen"

Stop bullying Germany. Let's talk about all the good things of Germany instead.

The best thing about Germany is.. that they lose all World Wars.

>>66793693
So who is gonna leave NATO then, you or us?

>>66793776
You can still lose when Nato wins.

For example: The Netherlands and Belgium both have American nukes to stop Russian ground troops before they reach our countries. But the joke is we can only hit Germany and Poland.

>>66793840
thats good banter

>>66793693

The best thing about Germany is their amazing skills in building complicated machines you weed-smoking moron.

They are also brave and make some good music (Halo Budzillus and 17 Hippies).

The best Euro cunt ever (although all Euro cunts suck, Germany just sucks less, way less than you'll ever get to).

>>66788476
Everything but Bavaria is mediocre

>>66793889
It's a cold war thing. We were in charge of defending west germany, so we stationed our armies there. If west Germany would fall we would go for the nuclear option to defend ourselves. So we didn't need much reach.

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No stop!!

Bullying is bad!!

>tfw you bully someone in school
>tfw hes now in a mental hospital

>>66793554
I'm having fun desu, this is a good practice, I'm still pretty bad at it

>>66793638
nein, es einrichtung nur "kuss mich sehr, Herr", "abrázame" = "umarmen mich"

I hate how they close everything at weekends

I get it, it's weekend, but they close absolutely fucking everything and you cannot buy food or go to a restaurant. Everything is closed. What the hell.

What are the Germans even doing on weekends.

>>66788573
>>66788602
>>66788660
>>66788731
800K, motherfuckers.

>>66793980

They go to church. Good for them.

>>66793980
>be in Czech Rep
>supermarket has open monday-sunday 8-22
>think I translated that wrong or didn't understand something
>mfw it was real

If this is the future I love it

>>66788476
GERMany is literally the cause of every bad thing in the EU and in Europe for the last 100 years

its also laughable that they call themselves the ubermensch when France, Britain, Spain all achieved much more than them

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>>66788476
>Be German
>Make a meme
>It fails

>>66794104
You are welcome.

Even on the smallest cities there is at least a small (usually Vietnamese owned) shop that sells stuff

>>66794185

By your mom's mustache, why are you not in bed, Giovanni?

>>66793980
Restaurants are open on Sundays though

>>66788476
bureaucracy

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>>66794194
Never forget

D.A.K 16.10.16

>>66794319
why are you not in bed? isn't it 3am in Russia?

>>66793927
>bully someone in school
>push him away
>he falls on the ground
>see that he has an erection
>also have a boner
>stop bullying him

>>66794320
Hm. Maybe I was in wrong cities (I usually go to Eastern Germany, since it's cheaper for me)

Everything was always closed on sundays

>>66794458

So what? I don't live with my parents so I can shitpost whenever I want.k

>>66794464
Gay Germany confirmed

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>>66794464
I got a boner when a girl in class was harassing me

>>66794747
That's hot
greentext the whole thing

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>>66788476
Nothing.
Krauts are mostly friendly and their language is really nice. They make probably the best beer in the world and have the best women.

>>66788500
7-1

>>66791145
HE MAAAAD
Can I be a refugee if I say Belgium is at war

>>66792961
UBERMENSCH

>>66795967
>>66796007
>>66796037
Meme country

Sausage culture around sausages that don't look like sausages

>>66791708
I have notied on several occasions that out of all European countries the most respetful toward Germany is Russia.

Not that the average Russian really likes Germans, let alone that they want to imitate them. Even amongst typical "slavophile' Russians who feel resentment towards the west, there seem to be a certain appreciation of Germany. Once I heard someone say that "they were the best enemy we ever had". Germany is still a synonym for quality, when I was in Moscow the cheap Russian brand of condoms touted "German quality". Same for the meat products in the local Russian supermarket here.

I think your post illustrates best what I meant to say.

Is there anything worth seeing in the states through which the Danube or Rhine do not flow?

>>66795579
>They make probably the best beer in the world

The best white beers, but not high fermentation beers, that is our domain ;^)

>>66788476
>Beer
>Buildings
>Culture such as it is
>Food (pre-islamic)

>>66788476
That they are silly like every other country.

Go to war for who cares

look at these two kraut cops get their shit handed to them by a Brit lmfao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4Mw0Go1LQM

>>66788500
7-1

ur gay germany

>>66802771
wow that hurts.

i was treated poorly in germany

>>66788476
Pretty flag for a Turkish colony

>>66791093
You are literally describing the USA

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>>66788476
STOP BULLYING

>>66788476
its existence