/brit/

need someone to stab me in the neck

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>it's a fast thread where nobody (You)s anyone

Ah yes

hate ghosts so much wish they didn't exist

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me on the right

>>66786936
how would you define noncery

>>66786932
me when someone mentions trains

wouldn't mind a speeding lorry mounting the pavement and bursting me on impact lol

>>66786917
Alri
*Swings a knife at you*
*Misses*
*Slips and falls unto the blade*
*Dies*

>>66786949
got good news for you lad

>>66786987
That's why rape culture exist

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ah yes facebook knows about newbuilds too

>>66786960
the chair = this thread
the cat = me

>>66786996
*see blade protruding from your back*
*jumps on as well*

x

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>>66786960
based cat

Cheena so sound, so titi up this malchick, say
Party up moodge, nanti vellocet round on Tuesday

new chris brown x section boyz BANGER

everyone NEEDS to hear this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ELbGoNIgRw

>>66787023
what's wrong with newbuilds?

let me have a child bride 2bh

>he doesn't deadlift

oh my dayyzzz haha

>>66787063
they're small

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Alri, lads
I have noticed a common patters in the posts of late. I've got a gas chamber for you. Just step in and ill fire it up

>>66787063
they're fucking horrific

>>66787103
its all about the motion in the ocean

>>66787088
nonce

>>66787063
runt tier

>>66787094
Started it recently

Am a skelly weak faggot but on a good program. Just feel like I must be fucking up the form or something on the deadlift because I'm never sore or tired from it

Maybe im doing way too little of weight?

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>When under a great deal of stress, the INTJ may become obsessed with mindless repetitive, Sensate activities, such as over-drinking.

>>66787146
once a girl is 16 she's already had enough periods to RUIN her vagina

need some serotonin

>>66787121
>>66787103
>>66787157
so what will your first home be as you attempt to get onto the housing ladder in this country where houses are absolutely ridiculously priced?

>>66787166
im too much of a pussy to do deadlifts cuz i dont have a gym buddy to check my form

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>>66787183
here, take this pill

you can get a brand new Barratt newbuild with help to buy lads

>>66787121
They're miles better than fucking terraced houses that I bet at least some of /brit/ lives in

hope i die before climate change really hits

>>66787166
maybe, record your form with your phone and compare to videos or ask somebody to check it whilst at the gym

but yeah, up the weight a bit. Should have a nice ache in your core & back phammo.

>>66787174
don't like being an INTJ tbf

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cara 2bh lads

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*rolls into the thread*

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the beaowf

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>>66787225
nice try, sunshine

>>66787237
>believing in climate change
utter runt

>>66787258
never heard of her

>>66787225
those pills always deliver haha

>>66786991
and if a 10 ton truck kills the both of us etc. xox

>>66787237
watching are Leo's documentary on the subject tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90CkXVF-Q8M

>>66787258
this 2bh

done the myer briggs thing like 4 times before and keep forgetting what it gave me lol

>>66786991
this

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>>66786862
>that OP

thought i wanted to die, but i had to go to the hood last night for a drug deal and was VERY scared of getting killed lol

>>66787281
tell it to the Philippines, ignorant tool

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>>66787237
>climate change

global warming is a meme perpetuated by politicans to stifle our industry with strict environmental regulations so that we can't compete with china

and besides there's a higher chance of a solar flare hitting you or the magnetic poles flipping which would be apocalyptic

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dont have anything to say

>>66786862
>Voice recognition will become the main way we interact with machines
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oLRgSrdzVn

#include<stdio.h>

int main(void) {
printf("Hello World\n");
return 0;
}

>>66787283
so based that Sottish regiments used to go to battle in kilts.

>>66787174
what about jerkin off

refrain from replying

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should I shave?

>>66787323
>politicans want to stifle our industry with strict environmental regulations so that we can't compete with china

lol why

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>the magnetic poles flipping which would be apocalyptic

>>66787342
shave your jugular

>>66787186
I'll just buy a normal house

since the rooms are bigger

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>>66787332
I'm English but a large part of my family is Scottish. Have a load of Scottish ancestors that were in the Cameron Highlanders in WW1, and were some of the last troops to ever go into battle wearing a kilt. Pic related is them.

>>66787283
wales and scotland should switch desu

how long till the UK formally adopts American as their official language?

having one of the so-called """depressive episodes""""

>>66787317
I live in a dodgy part of london and there's this really dark shortcut to get to sainsburys that's usually got some yobs in it

I just put my earphones in and walked straight through hoping it would be painless

nothing happened though sm.h

CANT POST WHAT MATTY ALWAYS POSTED TRY

i am crash of the dawn face to face

>>66787351
i don't know. i just think they're evil twobh

Really dislike the Devon poster

Hahahahahaha

>>66787385
korean pop?

>>66787317
>not having them drive to you and dropping it off

>>66787408
i'll live

>>66787375
bruh, did they even lift

>>66787382
in about 2 hours

unironically have a tinder of a black man and match qt girls seeing their interest in getting blacked

My name is Hayden, Im an american, I'm a cuckold

Would anyone like a half of a lager beer?

Captcha keeps saying it's incorrect even though it gives me the tick

>it's possible for the magnetic poles to flip

literally not


>>66787392
get educated and stop talking random nonsense, spaz

>>66787433
does it post trains?

I'm sorry but any comments which are derogatory and offensive to women will not be tolerated here.

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just found this gem on imgur roulette

>"When Hillary asked me to be her running mate, what flashed through my mind was I’ve been in politics for 22 years; this is my ninth race. In all the previous eight races, I’ve been the guy with my name on the ballot, my name on the bumper sticker and the yard sign. And I’ve had all these strong women supporting me: campaign managers, Cabinet secretaries, agency heads; the voters that we get are more women than men.
>And I remember thinking, “Wow, I’m going to have the chance now to not be the top of the ticket. I’m going to be a strong man supporting the first strong woman to be president of the United States.” And as important as it is to normalize that a woman can be president, it’s also important to normalize that strong men can support a woman as president.”
— Tim Kaine’s feminism - Vox

I love this. Progressive dudes, you don’t have to be the superhero who saves all the women and other marginalized folks. You can be the sidekick.

>>66787467
I'm having the same problem lad, glad its not just me

>>66787461
How interested do they tend to be?

>>66787466
u gay?

>>66787469
not an argument

>>66787467
silly captcha

>>66787342
Yes, if you're in the middle.

testing out the new mic
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04O5LQ92946

>>66787425
haha got you to post korean pop faggot

>>66787498
YAAAAAAAS TIM

What kind of captchas do you get lads?
I always have to select different images, usually store fronts or street signs
I just want to type some obsure group of letters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wry9G6rcdQw
varg

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>>66787498

Women are the primarly víctima of war

>>66787584
i have some stupid plane that I have to draw a polygon over and it never works

Lads, its going to so banterous when trump wins. Fucking hell its going to be hilarious.

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>>66787555
none me

>>66787555
enjoyed this tb h

>>66787563
>faggot
fuck off yank

/brit/ is so shit to how it used to be

full of faggots not replying to each other and posting their own shit thinking anyone gives a shit.

why don't you fuck off?

>>66787585
not really fond of burzum
I mean it's ok but not amazinfg

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>>66787382
I've been instilling Americanisms and slang on my friends here for years

>t.Yank living in the UK

ޝަކެއިން އަކުކޭއެލްދް ވެލަން އަރޭން ފެއަށް ކުރަކެއިއެލްމްރެދް ޝުއިޝްއައި ހްއޮރެ ޔުޑުއައިން ޝުޝައިޝިމް މެނާންގޭން ޝުއިޝްއައި ސުށެއައިން އިންރްކުނައި ކުނައުއެލެގި އަނަދްވައިޓްއިޓް ކަޭކެޝް އައެރްމޭން ޝުއިޝްއައި ދްއުޭއިންއަށް ހެކުނެދް އެލްނަގޭއިގެ. އުކުކޭއެލްދް ވެލަންގޭން އިންނެ ޭހެޝް ވިދަތ ދްއެއަށްއިޓް ށެއިން ޑުލިމް ށެޓީހް އުއުލެއިސިޝް އަރްގެލީރް ލިފެއިމް ސެއަށް ހެކަން ރުއިޝް ޔުޑުއައިން ޝަސިޝްލް ޓެއިޝިމް އުސެރޭން ޔުޑުއައިން ވިޑިއަށްއިން ހެކަން އުކުކޭއެލްދް ހެކުނެޑެއްން ދަރެއިޓްއިލް ވިކައައިލް ވައިޓްއިލް ޓްއުއިލް މްނަޭއިއެލޭން ޑުނުއަށްއިސް ޑުލިމް ދަރެއިޓްއިލް އުއުލެއިސިޝް އަރޮކުކެޝް ކިކަލީލް ވެލްއޮއެވަން ފެއަށް ރިއައިޓް ދްއުއެއަށްއިސް ޝުއިޝްއައި ފެއަށް ކިނެރޭއެލެލީރް އުރޮދްދްރެ ޓްއުއުއުއައިޝް ޔުޑުއައިން ދަރެއިޓްއިލް އަނެއުއުއިލް ޑިއުއުއިންތ ހިދޮހްރޮއެޝް ސަންކަން ޓްއިކެއިމީލް ޝުއަނެއައިޓް ގިއަނެޝް ލައިޓް ވައިސިޝް ބައުއެރްރޭއެލް ކުނައުއެލެގި ޔުޑުއައިން ވެލްއޮއެވަން އަނައިންތ ކިސް ޓްއިކެއިމީލް ލައިޝިސް ފެއަށް ހެކުނެޑެއްން ޝުއިޝްއައި ނައިންއިލް އުކުކޭއެލްދޮހްމް. ވިޑިއަށްއިން އިރިލިލް ކޭލީލް

>>66787610
MEME MAGIC!

I want Trump to win just for the furious facebook posts that will follow

no more political talk pls no more election talk

>>66787632
how was your LSD Lisicki?

>>66787555
bit of a hick

>>66787518
All chubby ones are very interested. A few qt girls admitted that all them and their friends fantasized about getting fucked by black guys

Crazy desu

>>66787632
talking to any new birds la'?

>>66787610
Kikes will love trump and his ((((converted daughter)))))

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>>66787469
>Scientists understand that Earth's magnetic field has flipped its polarity many times over the millennia. ... This is because a magnetic compass is calibrated based on Earth's poles. The N-S markings of a compass would be 180 degrees wrong if the polarity of today's magnetic field were reversed.Nov 30, 2011

hmmm very interesting. seems like you need to get educated

>>66787555
Me at 00:33

why does everyone treat /brit/ like a fb status update?

>>66787632
You're so right Lisicki, you're so, so right. 100%

Let's both of us agree to never post on /brit/ again, you and me. Let's do it. Nice work lad.

>>66787555
You sound like David Sedaris

http://forgottenlanguages-full.forgottenlanguages.org/

>>66787681
not the point.

>>66787659
laaav'd it babe

would do another time.

I was there like, what the fuck, I'm actually high art makes so much sense to me now.

woo.

>>66787667
nah cba, gonna talk to a few munters in the up coming week though to smash their vaginas.

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what the fuck happened

>>66787693
*Anon likes this*

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me and the girls out on the town

>>66787712
third eye welded shut

>>66787646
Syriac?

>>66787461
>>66787665
hope this is just an American thing desu

>>66787646
Love me a bit of Persian m8

>>66787555
takes somebody to read posts aloud for me to realise how ridiculous they are.

Carry on.

>>66787717
>THREE(3) FBI investigations during her campaign

>>66787717
What's this? Stock market or election polls?

In the latter case, the FBI investigation

>>66787723
There is something off about these women

yee haw pardners

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Is Lisicki real tho

>>66787758
safe

>>66787733
It might be since black culture is popular here with rap and dancing and sport.

Might do a UK experiment

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Ahh yes, Hiro

>>66787555
would love to belt you in the fucking mouth

>>66787717
reality hit
even the media is giving up on Hillary now

I had a dream last night where I stole one of Donald Trump's mickey mouse gloves he was wearing and he put a bounty of $200 on me.

do any of you consciously use rhyming slang?

it is very interesting to me

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>>66787610
hes actually going to win as well. what a fucking genuine legend.

>>66787783
him and ribena are the same person

>>66787723
would love to be gang-raped by that lot

>>66787758
This here thread ain't big enough for the both of us
*Lassos you*
*Rides off, dragging you with me*

>>66787813
no

unless it's become subsumed into actual english like 'berk'

>>66787746
don't get the democrats.

republicans are in crisis and everyone still loves obama. all they had to do was field someone normal for the term and they'd walk it.

>you have a new match!
>decently qt
>check bio
>"love kpop"
binned

>>66787818
he better fucking win ive got £200 on him

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>From 1805 to 1809, the Grande Armée scored a streak of historic victories that gave the French Empire an unprecedented grip on power over the European continent. Widely acknowledged to be one of the greatest fighting forces ever assembled, it suffered terrible losses during the French invasion of Russia in 1812 and never recovered its tactical superiority after that campaign.

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>>66787555
Enjoyed this very, VERY much

Look forward to more such posts in future

>>66787848
i just can't imagine how it comes into use
very neat stuff

>>66787818
he's not though
he genuinely stands no chance

anyone else here at uni in londonistan
any ucl, LSE or ICL?

>>66787795
we don't really have African Americans in the way you have tho

not many blacks in the UK. the ones that we have are the successive generations of African and Caribbean immigration which began in the 50s

could try with an African or Caribbean name. or try a paki or turk.

>>66787903
ICL here

>>66787884
t. literal mong

>>66787854
>everyone still loves obama
only CNN says that. he's done more harm than good as president. obamacare is a disaster™

i do agree they should have propped up someone other than hillary, but they behave like a cult and probably had no other options

>>66786862
>Linguists have predicted the ‘th’ sound could disappear from speech within 50 years due to the number of foreign visitors who cannot pronounce it.

Build a fucking wall. If my kids ever speak like a nigger I swer me mum m80 fukkm try it

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what should i watch tonight

the gf came round earlier

this is me and her x
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=293_1477666468

>>66787903
finished at /UCL/ a year ago tbqh

>>66787174
INTJ here who has never drank in his life, get out lad

this pic never fails to crack me up

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me and the lads

>>66787925
>only CNN says that. he's done more harm than good as president. obamacare is a disaster™
yes if he could run a third term he's probably win

the Democrats picked a candidate absolutely no one likes

>>66787929
>tfw I never learned the 'th' and it's too late to pick it up
sound like a right mong

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Feel nothing any more, lads.
Think I've done a brain damage with the alcoholism.

>>66787929
its the easiest sound i cannot understand why foreigners can't figure it out

>>66787818
he's not winning shit

>>66787925
fuck off m8. I didn't ask for a commentary on what he's done. simply stating the truth. the majority approve for his terms . democrats were in a position for easy route to the next one.

until they fielding someone who can't even tick no when asked if they have any criminal convictions on a job application

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Shit I unironically thought Halloween was yesterday

the STATE of my life lads

>>66787903
SOAS here

>>66787818
>Trump with eagle imagery, Nige with lion imagery
>Nige looks like an eagle and Trump looks like a lion
hmm

>>66788016
it basically was, for adults

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>>66787967

>>66787990
good lad
me too

>>66787967
Really, really could have done with not seeing this.

If you're in tonight Janny, there's a hot one for you right here

>>66787958
What course? What did you think of it?

>>66787863
good lad

>>66787928
Do you have her snapchat account? :-)

>>66788035
Linking other boards isn't bannable

why are all urban english accents so gross and disgusting?

>>66788021
it shows we're intertwined

>>66787982
Just make a 'f' sound with your tongue between your teeth and your bottom lip you wazzock

>>66787967
what was it

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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a64_1477101746

most of you will crease at this

shit

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r8

>>66787923
why do people think he's going to win?

there's no proof that he's got any kind of lead

>>66788053
But it's not a discussion on international culture.

would you have a threesome if it was MMF?

>>66788005
why? hes winning the early voting states and it has literally been proved that democrats and women were oversampled in all of the (((polls)))

trump is also going to get a load of untapped voters that are simply not reached by polls. its just like brexit. the night before brexit, stay had a 10% lead.

>>66788103
yes there literally is you mong.

>>66788098
fucking state of it

>>66788067
I think I can make the sound but I'm in the habit of saying everything with an 'f'

I'd have to relearn how to habitually say like a thousand words without mixing the ones actually starting with 'f' and those with 'th'.

>>66788074
assorted characters from the lion king shitting into each others mouths and orifices

Simba is shitting into Nalas vagina and her kid is eating the shit in the womb

>>66788054
the whole of my mother's side of the family is a repulsive philadephia accent

>>66788098
could use your pores as measuring cups they're so big

>>66788114
you're wrong and you're a grotesquely ugly freak

What about the Soros-owned voting machines?

>>66788137
i hope you are primary school age because you cannot be this stupid

>>66788098
just need a splash a bit of cold water on those pores after showering to close them up

>>66788137
Oh dear lad.
Oh dear oh dear

>>66788138
doesn't sound so awful

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>>66788138

>>66788167
not an argument

>>66788114
point me towards it

and please refrain from linking me to some alt right conspiracy blog

>>66788105
Sure
Wouldn't know what to do with the woman though

>>66788114
Screencapped this post to add to my collage which i will be posting on /pol/ when Trump is destroyed

>>66788105
only if i get to be the F :3

>>66787737
That's not Persian

>>66788171
not being used

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>>66788012
>implying obama could beat a literal god

>>66788199
xD

clothes shopping is really satisfying

>>66788178
>>66788180
The worst of it is that I'm actually smart and I'm constantly surrounded by upper class intelligent people. I stick out like a sore thumb.

Fucking hate how I forget so much shit I do when I drink and how I drink way too much

Then people bringing up shit I did

>>66788144
yea well Philadelphians are trash receptacles

>>66788227
hard to believe he's 70

>>66788227
your trump fetishism is unhealthy

>>66788227
BD/TIPP[1] October 24–29, 2016 45% 41% 4 1,039 ± 3.3%
ABC News/Washington Post[2] October 25–28, 2016 49% 46% 3 1,160 ± 3.0%
IBD/TIPP[3] October 23–28, 2016 46% 41% 5 1,013 ± 3.3%
ABC News/Washington Post[4] October 24–27, 2016 49% 46% 3 1,148 ± 3.0%
IBD/TIPP[5] October 22–27, 2016 45% 42% 3 973 ± 3.3%
Ipsos/Reuters[6] October 21–27, 2016 42% 36% 6 1,627 ± 3.0%

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Haha lads there's some proper gay slags on instagram

>>66788199
youll feel a bit silly when he wins then

>>66788284
bit gay mate

weekend crowd ruining Brooklyn lads don't won't to go outside but I must for food wish me luck

>>66788253
>Like a sore fumb

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>>66788266
not really

>>66787732
Bit late but found it in forgotten languages
It's a created language

>>66788266
Cruz and Rubio are nearly the same age, and they look years apart.

>>66788314
yo deadass b
son

>>66787717
>>66787717
>>66787717
What website is this

>>66788315
Nice

>>66788345
rcp

It's only Florida though

>>66788315
not funny

>>66788331
All languages are created. They don't just emerge from nowhere

>>66788345
Realclearpolitics

i have not spoken or heard from anyone that i went to university with for 3 years now.

mental

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>>66788385
Clinton has already dealt with it

>>66788400
http://forgottenlanguages-full.forgottenlanguages.org/?m=1

This website supposedly uses some kind of program to generate languages

>>66788054
as an American living in South London I could not agree more, bruh I see qt british bitches but it's so upsetting when they speak with such a strong south cockney accent

Now, middle class bitches that have a posher version of the cockney accent are heavenly.

No clue why but English west/southwestern chicks with the accent really turn me on tbqh senpai

Halloween is complete cancer

If you don't give money/sweets, they egg your door in and vandalise everything in front of your property

>>66788409
that's probably because you stopped staying in touch with them

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>It's a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet.

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>>66788379

>>66788455
this doesn't happen

>>66788447
Middle class people don't have cockney accents, that's reserved for the lower class

Cockney accents are dying out anyway thankfully

>>66788455
what kind of shithole do you live in m8

>>66787258
>>66787307
these 2bh

is /brit/ back to new threads at 310?

>>66788471
shrieking

THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD READING THIS IS SCREAMING

>>66788460
yeah ur probably right haha

>>66788485
If you live in a city, it does

such a huge relief that hillary’s so ahead in the polls and trump has such a small chance of winning, right? WRONG. DO NOT GET APATHETIC OR COMFORTABLE. DO NOT DECIDE YOU DON’T NEED TO VOTE BECAUSE YOU’RE SURE HILLARY WILL WIN. the only way trump can win now is if so many people expected to vote for hillary don’t show up to the polls. because you BETTER believe ALL of his supporters will be at the polls.

brexit passed in the UK because young people grew apathetic because they were sure it wasn’t going to pass. and it did, because old racists and xenophobes showed up in DROVES to vote.

tl;dr: VOTE, PEOPLE. VOTE LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. IT MIGHT.

>>66788218
Had no clue tbqh m8 jst looked middle eastern and a bit too advanced to be too ancient as well as not looking (to my eye) to be arabic nor hebrew

>>66788487
rly maed me think xD

want to go bed but washing is still going :/

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Good morning.
I drinking English breakfast now.

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>>66788544
The tone changes, but it's no louder than thinking in whispers

>>66788581
Why was he filming? Videos like these are always shite

>>66788581
lmao

>>66788581
me on the right. dad on the left

>>66788617
hmm, a salient point

>>66788487
>terribly fitted trousers
>awkward poses
>forced smiles

Ah yes, runtlife

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this is my shirt idea for all the male feminists out there. i wanted to post it here and get some more feedback on it

>>66788619
why are they wearing trap tights?

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>>66788189
wikileaks shows polls are being oversampled, you can also go into any poll data and literally see for yourself, such as this one here

http://ipsos-na.com/download/pr.aspx?id=15861

its sampled a disproportionate amount of women (who are obviously more likely to be lefties/support hillary) and a disproportionate amount of non-whites.

also you can just google there is literally massive republican turnout in the early voting states

>>66788619
more like JUSTlims

haha

>>66788617
ah...really makes you think...

although nowadays every bent gamer is uploading shitty videos of themselves playing videogames

>>66788653
>tumblr
>my

>>66788619
Shittest superhero team going, could have the pair of them gobbling concrete in a picosecond

>>66788670
yes but they don't film it from that angle

delete your webm

>>66788601
Japon. Why are there so few Nipponese in UK? Send some over please

>>66786862
>mee uhk (make) will become meak
>caekeke (cake) will become caekejjek
>bootuhh (butter) will come buhtuh

yeah like your accents now are any better
nuke all of it and let only superior american english remain

>>66788691
>hillary rally in harlem ny

i don’t care if you don’t like hillary. i don’t care if you don’t want her as our president. i don’t care if you believe she is a liar and a cheater and a lawbreaker. i don’t care if you hate her guts. i don’t care if you have the ‘anyone but clinton’ mindset.

vote. for. hillary.

do NOT let donald trump become president of the united states. do NOT let the bigoted, homophobic, islamophobic, racist and anti-woman mess that is trump become president. do not let your personal opinions of hillary clinton and her misconstrued actions be the reason that our country is forced to be under the rule of an uneducated and unfit dictator.

>>66788691
>can't even pour a proper beer
>half this country is seriously voting for this runt bitch

Hillary will win the presidency and force girls to get drafted hahahahahaha

>>66788691
REALLY

>>66788703
fair point

the webms not mine

>>66788691
reminder that she probably hasn't driven a car in about 20 years

>>66788504
I know it isn't a cockney accent but they obviously their accents will reflect the regional accent to a degree, I just wasn't sure what to call it.

images are taking fucking ages to load
wtf has gook moot done to the site?

at the end of the day you'd think a man who can't pull a pint doesn't deserve to be prime minister

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>make a simple slow cooker dish
>Housemates all act like I'm Gordon fucking Ramsay
>all they eat are frozen kievs and ready meals
How do you get to your 20s without learning basic cooking?
Fucks sake.

>>66788691
proof that Donald can pour a good one?

>>66788725
ABTism is a mental illness

doing a dizziness

Hillary: *talks calmly* *listens* *has real facts* *makes actual sense*

Trump: ITS ALL HER FAULT. HILLARY CLINTON SHE DID IT. I NEVER SAY THAT. SHES LYING. WRONG.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/628231488794923008

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>66788743
No it doesn't

I don't associate with cockneys whatsoever, I keep thinking they're Northern yet I deal with them everyday

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i had a problem

>>66788762
want to be my bf

you can cook me meals and in return i give you orgasms

>>66788775
so very poignant

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maverick

>Hillary Clinton

Not a huge fan of that other dummy either, but really? She's a plastic, insufferable bitch. I cannot stand to look at her fake weird smile or hear her speak. She's awful.

>>66788790
That's show to distract people from the real shit

>>66788775
t. leftie moron

>>66788810
what you buy lad

I have never known the touch of a woman lids

>>66788691
at the end of the day you'd think a woman who can't pull a pint doesn't deserve to be president of the united states

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the way your weiner dangles now indicates your political alignment

are you a rightist, leftist, or radical centrist?

>>66788820
I believe I have hear every single reason for why he might have eating that pizza at that particular angle

>>66788831
want to have sex with her desu

>americans have to choose between a traitor and a reality tv star to be their queen
screeching

>>66788861
fuck off you pathetic cunt
>>>/cumfeel/

bernie was supposed to win, not this evil demon corrupt witch

>>66788889
you are american you cretin

>>66788691
so very clearly presidential quality right here, look at all that isnt it beautiful

headbutted a wall to take my mind off things

didn't work desu

>>66788871
amazing post

>>66788872
soft right

>>66788923
shut the fuck up you fag

>>66788923
if he's american, then you're english

>>66788919
this 2-b-h

>>66788938
thanks

should I shave